Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or Kim Possible.

A/N: THERE'S A NEW POLL UP FOR TOP 7! The top 2 were only apart by 2 votes so we decided to update it to do the top 7 YOU CAN PICK 3! It will go down after a round of updates when Ninja in the Web is done, so that'll be a couple of days after the A Fox in Middleton gets the update after that story ends.

Beta: Chaos-PSD and ANUBIS the god king.

Chapter VIII: Number One.

Last Time.

The villains then left as Naruto K looked over. "I put my pocket knife in your pocket."

Kim Blinked before pulling out a black metal pocket knife then flipped the black blade out and cut them free from their bindings. "Wade, we have no power for very little time. Thoughts?" Kim N asked, picking up her Kimmunicator.

"The tri-lithium core I designed through the communicator packs a punch."

They then hooked it up and switched before running out as the lair blew up.

BOOM!

"Good news, we're all back in our bods," Ron said to them. "Bad news, I think we neutronalized the neutronalizer."

They saw the laser was OK before Cleotis spoke. "Did I neglect to mention that the neutronalizer is dang near indestructible?"

"I know someone like that." Naruto smiled as Kim blushed before elbowing him

"Back at ya, brain-switch boy."

Now.

Middleton.

On the track course, Naruto was in line with other boys before hearing the crack of a starting gun and took off running. Naruto quickly got out in front and kept the lead to the finish line before smiling. "And that's what speed looks like Daniels!"

Naruto heard giggling before looking over at the fence to see girls checking the team out before they waved at him. "Uzumaki!"

Naruto stiffened as the coach walked up. She has fair skin, long blonde hair pulled through a Middleton ball cap, and blue eyes. She has an athletic frame and is wearing a white shirt and jeans.

"Quit daydreaming and hit the showers."

"Yeah, coach."

Naruto jogged off as she brought her clipboard up. "Another record broken… Kid's a speed demon."

In the gym, the cheerleaders are practicing their routine. "M-A-D D-O-G. That's how we spell victory. Go, Mad Dogs. Go, go, Mad Dogs. Go, Mad Dogs. Go, go, Mad Dogs"

The cheerleaders were chanting as they made a pyramid before Kim at the top spoke. "We're number one!" She then dropped down into a split then got up to look at the team. "Okay! Great practice, team."

Bonnie walked up to Kim at that. "Kim, can we chat?"

"Sure, Bonnie. I have time for anyone on the squad. What's your ish?"

Bonnie wrapped her arms around Kim's and took her to the bleachers. "Well, it's really your wish. You seem tired."

"I flew in from Abu Dhabi this morning. Rescued an ambassador."

"Which is... nice, but you gotta ask yourself, did you give the squad 110% today?" Bonnie asked while Kim narrowed her eyes.

"120%, Bonnie."

"I happen to think the squad deserves a captain who gives... like, 130!"

"Someone like...?" Kim trailed as Bonnie stood.

"Me!"

Kim stood and got face to face with her. "Look, if you wanna make a play for captain, take it to the squad. If they want Bonnie instead of Kim, super for Bonnie."

"Go ahead, be little miss smug-mug, but I will be squad captain."

Bueno Nacho.

"I can't believe this!"

"Believe it, KP, they're cutting back on beans."

Kim sighed as the trio sat at a booth and Ron put Rufus at his burrito. "Rufus, I want an analysis of this burrito, stat. Nothing invasive, just take a look around. I want a cheese-bean ratio."

Rufus nodded as he dived in. "Mmm-hmm!"

"Ron! Have you and Naruto been listening to a word I've said?"

"Bonnie has the nerve to challenge me," Ron said before Naruto followed after drinking from his cup.

"After all I've done for the squad? After all I've done for her? I can't believe this! See, we listen, we just don't reply much."

"Now, were you listening to my burrito problem? Hey!" Ron yelled as Rufus just ate the burrito and fell on his back.

"Mmm, burrito!"

After eating, they all walked outside as Kim sighed. "Bonnie's just wasting her time. She doesn't stand a chance."

As Kim talked, Naruto saw a 20-dollar bill on the ground. "Ooh, piece of money." Picking it up, he looked under Kim's feet and saw the sidewalk shift before pushing her away. "Look out!" A hole opened up having Naruto fall in. "Shiiiit!" And fell in a glass tube hitting the back of his head on the glass. "OW! Why?!"

The top closed as he was sent flying down and through a glass tunnel with various turns before it stopped, the front opened, and he fell forward in a room.

"Welcome."

Naruto blinked before looking up to see a woman of average height, a curvy build, a large bust, and short brown hair. She has an eyepatch over her right eye. She's wearing a tight purple bodysuit with a black belt and black knee-high boots.

"Where the hell am I?"

"The Global Justice Network." The woman said as Naruto stood.

"GJ?"

"Affirmative. I'm Dr. Director, head of GJ." She said as she turned to walk into the main room.

Naruto followed, hands behind his head before his eyes drifted to check her out for a second. 'Not bad.'

"You'll need to report the mission to Kim Possible who we tried to get first."

"Mission?" Naruto asked as a teen boy landed in another tube and walked out.

He has olive-toned skin and black slicked black hair wearing the GJ uniform with a watch.

"This is Will Du, our number one agent. Follow me." They walked into another debriefing room where Dr. Director brought up a picture of a man in military uniform in the '60s. "This is Professor Sylvan Green. In the 1960s, he developed a top secret missile defense project."

"The Sirenita Guided Missile Tracking System," Naruto said, leaning back as he tipped his chair.

"Where did you get that information?"

"Off the web. Everything he worked on is now declassified as they're outdated compared to the current weapons." Naruto replied looking at the agent.

"Oh. Uh... This is Professor Green currently." She brought a current picture of Green who's elderly sitting on a lawn mower Retired. Place of residence: Florida."

"And now he's disappeared."

"Yes. Was that on the internet, too?"

"No, that was common sense as you want Kim for a mission."

"Naruto, what would you say to you and Kim helping agent Du find Professor Green?"

"Does Agent Du talk or is he some sort of robot?" Naruto asked as Will hadn't said a word.

"14 languages, 32 regional dialects."

"Oh, word?"

"What?"

Naruto smiled as he pointed at the agent. "Need to learn another language."

"Dr. Director. Permission to speak freely." Will said, having her nod.

"Granted."

"This is an insult. I am a highly trained professional! I don't need an amateur and her sidekick!"

"Hey, I am not, nor will I ever be a sidekick!" Naruto narrowed his eyes at Will. "The only reason we're known as Team Possible is because Kim started just before I met her and all three of our names would be a mouthful."

"Good luck." Dr. Director said as Naruto stood and caught a watch. "So we can keep in touch."

Naruto walked out before pulling out his flip phone and dialing a number as he held the watch up. "Hey, Wade, got a job for ya." (1.)

Middleton High The Next Morning.

"I still can't believe you stole my GJ transport!"

Naruto rolled his eyes as Kim ranted that he had taken her place. "Yeah, save somebody from a possible death trap and this is thanks you get."

"So you went to a super secret spy place?"

"Yeah, Ron, but the agents so far suck," Naruto replied before hearing Will.

"Miss Possible, are you ready to assist me in my investigation?"

They turned to see him waiting outside after they had walked out before Kim narrowed her eyes at him. "Assist you? No. Work with you as an equal, yeah."

Ron smiled as he jumped over to shake Will's hand. "Yo-ha, bro-ha."

And was immediately tased from Will's watch. "What did you do to him?" Kim asked kneeling at Ron's side.

"Stopwatch. Temporary paralysis. Standard procedure for anyone who comes within one meter of my person." Will replied as Kim pulled Rufus out who was now stiff from the electricity.

"Oh, poor Rufus!"

"Note: Subject seems to keep a hairless rodent in pant pocket."

Kim got up and held Rufus at Will. "His name is Rufus, and he's a naked mole rat, Mr. I-know- everything."

"Ah. Hydrocephalus Glaber."

Kim rolled her eyes at that. "Latin. Oy!"

Ron kipped up and shook Will's hand. "Yo-ha, bro-ha!" Will jumped back getting in a stance as Ron followed holding up a fist. "Right back at ya, dude."

"Come on, you two." Kim sighed dropping Rufus into Ron's fist and walked into Bonnie who held a box of chocolates in her cheerleader uniform.

"Hi, K."

"Missed you at practice, B."

"I had to launch our new fundraiser."

Kim blinked at that. "What? Fundraiser?"

"I know your 'world-saving' keeps you busy and all. You think maybe you could sell a box?" Bonnie asked, handing her the box.

"Oh, chocolates. I could sell a box… Easy."

Bonnie smiled and turned to get in a large tractor-trailer of chocolates. "Super. Hoping to sell a few myself. Later." She left as Kim walked to the others.

"You know, she's only kidding herself. There's no way she's gonna sell all that. Let's just get on with the mission."

"Wait, KP... Am I the only one taking the Bonnie problem seriously?" Ron said to her as he took the box.

"The Bonnie problem is really no big."

"Kim, we cannot ignore the chocolate challenge."

"We?"

"We're here for you. Use us!"

"I don't care." Naruto sighed, hands behind his head.

"I'm a natural-born seller. I have the gift of gab. Here. Allow me to demonstrate." Ron smiled and walked to Will. Good day, sir. You look like a gentleman who enjoys the finer things in life. And what could be better than 1.9 ounces of rich, creamy chocolate? I got plain. Crispy? Peanut? Macadamia! It's for a good cause. cheerleaders. You like cheerleaders, don't ya?" Will stayed silent at that as Naruto blinked.

"Really, who doesn't like cheerleaders? Why do you think I started hanging out with Kim?"

Kim deadpanned at Naruto as Ron walked over. "That's a bad example. No one can sell that stiff."

"Whoo!"

They looked to see Will buying from Rufus who waved his money. "Except him. But he's naked."

Possible Household, Evening.

"Hi, Kimmie. Who's your new friend?"

Ann, wearing a coat asked as Will got up and bowed. "Agent Will Do, ma'am. It's an honor to meet you Dr. Possible."

"You know me?"

"Your recent paper on the application of lasers and sub-cranial exploration was fascinating. And the photograph did not do you justice."

Ann leaned down to her daughter sitting in the booth. "Invite him over more often."

"Mom, I've got to find a missing scientist."

"Good luck, Kimmie. Have fun, kids." Ann said as she left while Naruto handed Will chapstick.

"For that grade-A butt kissing you just did."

Kim set up the Kimmunicator on a stand as Wade came up. "Wade, did you get the data?"

"Got it. A holographic simulation of the missing professor's home." Wade replied having a hologram of a house come up via camera with Naruto seeing the hole in one wall.

"Cool! Hey, Rufus. Wade's gone 3-D." Ron said as Rufus ran into the hologram and tried to get on a chair only to fall on the table.

"I already examined the crime scene," Will said, sitting down as Kim glanced over.

"I haven't. Wade, enlarge the point of entry."

Rufus fell as the image distorted and enlarged on the hole. "Whoa!"

"Explosive method of entry. What's that?" Kim asked, seeing a spec on the wall.

"Can't tell. I'll isolate and enlarge." Wade enlarges the spec revealing it's white with a dimple.

"Good, now let's try to fill in the blanks".

"Running extrapolation routine," Wade said before a golf ball formed around the spec.

"A golf ball?"

Will brought his hands on the table at that. "Professor Green has retired. Many retired people play golf."

"Wade, does Professor Green show up in any online discussion groups?" Kim asked as Wade nodded

"Oh, yeah. Gardening, botany, experimental fertilizers. His lawn won the Blue Grass Ribbon three years in a row!"

Will then turned the device off. "Goodbye, Wade. This is pointless. The man was obviously captured for his weapon system expertise."

"He was a weapons expert in the '60s. You can look up what he knows in the library." Kim bit back as Will stood to leave.

"Working with an amateur is clearly a waste of my time."

"I haven't even told you about the other trace element I detected at the scene." Kim smiled as Will stopped.

"What is it?"

"Hyperactic acid, an experimental fertilizer. Black market only."

"Sounds like we need to visit the world headquarters for black market gardening supplies. Which would be where?" Ron asked them.

Later.

The group in their mission wear stood outside a building. "If it's illegal, they sell it here," Kim said to them

"Forget sellers. We need buyers! Ya gotta move this merchandise to keep up with Bonnie." Ron said holding chocolate bars.

"Bonnie is so not a threat. Come on. That's Big Daddy Brotherson. Every deal that goes down has his fingerprints all over it."

They walked in to see an overweight man sitting on a bean bag. "Shouldn't he be dressed in all white with a cigar?" Naruto asked as Will walked over to talk.

And was thrown out before Kim got the information by bribing Big Daddy with her chocolate bars. She then walked out smiling. "Duff Killigan."

Will and Kim quickly brought up information about a man from Scotland being banned from every golf course in the world for his temper before Naruto heard a yell. "Fore!"

A golf ball landed and blinked before Naruto kicked it away having it explode

Boom!

"It all fits. The exploded golf ball at the crime scene. The attack on us. Killigan's our man." Will said as they looked at the damage.

"Gee, ya think? Wade, we're after a rogue golfer named Duff Killigan. We need a location on his lair." Kim spoke as she brought up her Kimmunicator.

"Did you say rogue golfer?"

"I know. Weird. Okay. I'm gonna go back to Middleton. See if Bonnie sold any of her chocolate." She said walking off.

Middleton High The Next Morning.

"You sold them all?!"

Kim yelled as Bonnie and the others were wearing gold and purple-trim cheerleader outfits.

"To quote our previous squad captain, 'no big.'"

Kim narrowed her eyes at that. "I'm not previous, yet.

Tara walked up to them. "Thanks to Bonnie, we got new uniforms! Aren't they badical?" She asked as Bonnie threw Kim the new outfit.

"Better suit up, Kim. We're working on a new cheer."

"Don't tell me what to do. Wait... What new cheer?"

"Mine." Bonnie smiled and walked off as Naruto walked over to Kim.

"How's it going?"

"Bonnie does not work this hard. Something is up."

"Yeah, she wants to be captain."

Kim looked over at him at that before she went to change then walked out to see the cheer being finished. "In case you're wondering Kim! That's what giving 150% looks like."

"Careful, Bonnie. I hear when you hit 160, you spontaneously combust."

Ron then ran in at that. "K.P., we got a location on Duff Killigan."

They got in their mission wear before running out and saw a red hover-jet.

Killigan's Island.

"There it is. Killigan's island!"

Ron said, getting the other's attention. "What?"

They landed and went into a castle where they went to the dungeon that was covered with grass before finding Professor Green in a grass cocoon and freeing him. "Thank you. Killigan trapped me in my own super fast-growing grass."

"Supergrass. Huh. Really?" Kim smiled as she crossed her arms.

"Professor Green, I'm Agent Will Du. We need to debrief on any weapon secrets Killigan may have acquired."

Green blinked at that. "Based on my work? He could find out anything he wanted about my weapons work in a public library."

"Oh."

"Bonus question. What does Killigan want with supergrass?" Ron asked before hearing a man yell in a Scottish accent.

"Ooh! Ooh! I know! I know!"

"Duff Killigan is planning on covering the world in grass to create one giant golf course," Kim said as they turned to see Duff.

He's wearing a green and red tartan kilt, a purple shirt with the kilt, and a white sporran pouch with a blue rhinestone clasp for holding items. He also wears a green tam hat, has a darker reddish hue of hair, a full beard, no mustache, and dark green eyes.

"My own personal golf course, lassie."

"That's insane!"

"Ooh, just see if you get tee time." Duff closed the door before they ran up and Kim used her laser to break it open.

"I knew you were good, lassie." Duff smiled as he leaned on a golf bag.

"Mr. Killigan put down the golf clubs."

Duff grabbed his bags at that. "You'll have to pry them out of my cold, dead hands, you will. Fore!" He hit multiple golf balls at her with one club before she grabbed two from the wall to deflect them.

"Five!"

"No, it's four you daff-!"

Crack!

Duff turned just in time to be hit by a club from Naruto before he looked up. "See, they focus on you Kim that they forget about me and Ron. I mean it wasn't hard to find a club to knock him out."

Middleton High.

"She's gonna be, like, forever. I want this captain thing decided now!"

"Relax, Bonnie. I'm back."

Kim said walking in wearing her cheer outfit. "Let's do it."

Kim crossed her arms at that. "Fine by me. I... Vote for Bonnie as the new captain."

Bonnie blinked at that. "You do?"

Kim shrugged before replying. "Well, the fundraising, the awesome uniforms, and that new cheer? I've gotta admit, you rock."

"Really?"

Kim raised her arm again. "So, all in favor of Bonnie?"

All voted for Bonnie before Kim looked at her. "You've worked really hard for this."

"Yes! Glad that's over."

"Bonnie, you're the captain now! You do realize the hard work's just beginning?" Kim asked as Bonnie blinked.

"You're kidding, right?"

"You know, suddenly I couldn't be happier for you." Kim smiled as Naruto walked up.

"Captain Bonnie."

"I've gotta keep working hard?! This is so unfair!" Bonnie whined as she walked away.

"You counting on the fact she'll only last a month?"

Kim smiled at that. "I give her two weeks, tops."

Naruto smiled as he put his arm around her shoulder, getting her entire face to blush.

To Be Continued.

A/N: Thanks for reading and Let me know of any mistakes.

Beta: Chaos-PSD and ANUBIS the gid king.

1. Any ideas for upgrades or jobs from GJ for Naruto to do will be appreciated.

That's a reason to add Naruto to episodes where he wouldn't be original, like next Ch/Ep is the Camp Wannaweep episode but Naruto's not on the cheer squad and wouldn't be on the bus but thought of him having a mission from Wade or GJ and they come across him at his meet up afterward.

THERE'S A NEW POLL UP FOR TOP 7! The top 2 were only apart by 2 votes so we decided to update it to do the top 7 YOU CAN PICK 3! It will go down after a round of updates when Ninja in the Web is done, so that'll be a couple of days after the A Fox in Middleton gets the update after that story ends.

Next to be updated will be Naruto On Board.

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Talk To You Later,

Lone Wolf Out.🐺