Chapter Two

Who The Fuck Are You?

Ayato and the rest of the villains were already waiting in Slade's lair acting bored and hanging out as if they've been there since last night. Yui was sleeping with a blanket on on a cogwheel and Ayato stood over her. "When are they coming? TCH!"

"They arrive when they arrive."

Subaru punched a wall, "WE'VE BEEN WAITING ALL NIGHT SO THEY'D BETTER GET THEIR ASSES OVER HERE!"

"Subaru... Time will tell. Time will tell."

"Tch! Time can kiss my ass."

When The Titans Arrived

The Titans ran to the crime scene -ala Slade's lair near the church and then, got into in formation. "Titans GO!"

"Titans what?" Was all Reiji could say. "More like Titans blood drips like falling snow."

The other boys of the Sakamakis all laughed except for Kanato who drew a sword and rushed at Robin. "WE'RE GONNA KILL YOU, RIGHT TEDDY?!"

"What. The fuck. Is wrong with you?" Was all Robin could say as he fought him off with his polearm.

Starfire flew over to the sleeping Yui and Ayato pushed her against a wall, "Leave Yui alone, melons!"

"Melons?"

"Your breasts look like melons, so I'll be calling you-"

She shot a lazer eye beam at him and he was shot across the room. "Oof!"

"AYATO!" Laito sauntered over to Yui. "As much as I don't care about my brother... you're pretty hot. What do you say we... take a bite together sometime, hm?" His eyes were narrowed at her and her legs felt like jelly from his charm; "I...I... NO!" She punched him across the face.

Laito cracked his neck back into place. "Well, that got out that kink!" He tilted up her chin, "Anyways, as I was saying..."

Raven levitated Starfire out of the situation and flew over to where Laito was. "In your dreams, pretty boy!" She picked him up with her telekinetic powers and threw him at a wall.

"AAAH! I SURRENDER!" He hit the same wall Ayato did and landed on him, as Ayato was just getting up, "Oof!"

Reiji was walking to the tea room, when Raven appeared in front of him, "Looking for something? Or is it someone?"

"Well, I do beg your pardon, but where does this man keep his tea and tableware?"

She rose an eyebrow.

Beast Boy morphed into a dinosaur and bit Kanato's arm, as Cyborg held him down, but Kanato was laughing hysterically. "HAHAHAHAH! YOU GUYS ARE A RIOT! WOO!"

"What is he Joker's son?" Was all Robin could ask.

"Joker doesn't have a son." Raven teleported back through a black portal.

Yui finally woke up and Starfire conversed with her, "So, you are not evil?"

"No. I am a catholic girl who spends her days and nights surrounded by Vampires! I'm more masochistic than sadistic!"

"Then, you will join us!" Starfire grabbed her hand and flew her out of the lair. "Hey! Hey! Hey! No! Wait! AYATO!"

Ayato finally got up and ran and jumped on cogs trying to get to Yui. "You drop her, Bitch!"

Laito rubbed his head and then looked up at Little Bitch floating away on someone's arm, "But it's not even night yet? It's not a full moon? Who or what is that creature?"

Subaru was having a one on one with Cyborg and they looked like they were sparring more than anything. "I. Won't. Let. You. Win!" Cyborg said between kicks and punches, but Subaru was too quick to not dodge every single hit. "COME ON!"

"It seems the Titans have a little competition..."

"SLADE!" Was all Robin could say, "WHO ARE WE FIGHTING!?"

"The characters of a little fantasy I picked up!"

"What!?"

"You'll understand in due time. You'll understand... in due time." Everyone faded away after that and they were left stranded in Slade's lair.

"WHERE'D THEY GO!?" Starfire wondered. "She even faded from my arms!"

"Teleportation," Raven informed. "They're vampires. I can smell it."

Beast Boy looked at his girl, "Smell it? All I smelled was apples and now the smells gone! Huh, I wonder why?"

Robin looked hard in the face, "because they were just any people they were..."

"The Sakamakis." Cyborg finished for him. "...but what are they doing in Jump? Shouldn't they be committing crimes in Tokyo with Bushido?"

"You'd think." Robin admitted.

Raven looked around, "Well, we have to find a way to stop them -whatever they're planning."

"...but how?" Starfire asked.

"Through logistics and reasoning." Raven and Robin mimicked each other., but didn't realize it.

They looked at each other and blushed, then looked away in embarrassment.