DISCLAIMER & A/N: I don't own anything from the Naruto universe. This is my Mito, though.
More than just the date, this chapter hopefully begins to explain why a certain shinobi asks Mito out.
Thinking (+ flashbacks, "Mito speaking to Kurama in her mindscape," etc.)
Emphasis
Bijuu, etc. speaking
Bijuu, etc. thinking
Mito ended up being glad her aunt had dragged her from the hospital as early as she did - a full hour and a half before her first-ever date.
Now she was nervous. If Mito hadn't figured out how long it would take to get herself together, what else had she not anticipated?
After showering and realizing that she should wash her hair, not wanting it to smell at all like the hospital or sweat, the race was on. Thank God for clones: make one with a blow dryer in its hand, and you have two, each with blow dryers. Same with the scary straightening tools and the wavy curling iron things (since her thick hair still stuck out so much even when straightened) that Aunt Momo brought over for her. Before Mito knew it she was all primped, her hair would've looked like some kind of supermodel's aside from the colors, and she was being shoved into that dress. "Oh man, I'm nervous. Gah! I've still gotta brush my teeth!"
"You will NOT wear combat boots, at least not tonight, young lady," Momo said, possibly taking her life into her hands, bossing around a ninja like that.
"Hai, hai," Mito said from the bathroom. "Not tonight anyway, I guess."
"I'm so excited," Momo hollered. "I feel like I'M going out on a date! Sit down and I'll give you a hand with your makeup. –What perfume are you wearing? Do you have something sexy?"
Mito looked at her as if she was speaking a foreign language.`
Mito dropped down in front of her after giving up on trying to figure out what a sexy perfume was, especially to her older auntie. "You should go out. And I'm not wearing perfume tonight. If the guy is who I think he is, then it'll bother him."
"Why?" Momo asked. She was really into the whole (mostly) blind date thing, having never been on one.
"Allergies and things. –Probably. I did use a very lightly scented soap and stuff anyway, though. And… I can't get my hopes up, so I don't want you to, either. It's not like this is serious and worse, it could all be a prank. –And whether or not it is, I'm only doing this to have a little fun."
"A pra-… ABSOLUTELY NOT! Why would you even think that?!"
Because Asuma gave me permission and that guy and his brother are total pains. "I don't know. Maybe I'm just being paranoid," Mito grinned sheepishly. Whether or not it's a prank, I'm getting a good date out of this.
And if it is a prank - especially if it's a mean one - everyone involved is later going to be sorry.
Interlude 1: The Whys of a Future Date
Nearly thirteen years ago -
Minato took his eyes off his newborn son who was sleeping quietly in his bassinet for a second so he could better observe his student. Kakashi looked desperate: the teen didn't believe for a single second that Obito could have been responsible for everything that had happened. His eyes returned to his wife who was barely hanging onto life, if one could call what she now had that, in a hospital bed - in a place she couldn't stand - hooked up to as many machines as he'd ever seen on a single person.
Even Minato knew that it wouldn't be long now. As soon as he could gather the courage, he'd take her off the machines she would have cursed him to hell for being on now.
Give me today and maybe tomorrow, Kushina. Please don't be angry.
"I just need to KNOW," Kakashi finally said, a tight knot in his voice. Minato noted the way the boy's hands were fisted and until he calmed down, felt he could not trust him alone with Naruto. He couldn't say that to him, however: Kakashi looked like he was going to break. Plus, Kakashi had been unexpectedly good with his baby boy. As time had passed since he "mentioned" Obito's probable involvement, however, Kakashi was getting angrier and angrier. Frankly so was he.
"Where is Mito-chan? I just want to talk to her."
Minato let out a mirthless huff of laughter. "Sure you do."
Kakashi's visible eye widened before he hunched down, feeling a snarl pull at his masked lips. "I have a right to speak with her."
"Oh?" Minato asked - and then reminded himself that this was a 14-year-old boy who had lost his father at a young age to suicide and then his two teammates (or so we thought) while he was in charge of them. And now Kushina.
Minato shouldn't be as much of an asshole as he definitely felt like being. Anger was the only thing that was holding him away from despair right now, however. His children had been turned into jinchuurikis, something his wife had nightmares about since before Mito was born; the love of his life and closest advisor, Kushina, and predecessor were both dead or nearly dead: (don't think about it! Don't think about it!) The council was on his ass, and his beautiful, fearless little daughter who had FINALLY COME HOME had been sent away: exiled for a DECADE. Because I was in shock.
Goddammit.
As Hokage, he couldn't afford to be human and go into shock. He couldn't afford to have had his chakra nearly depleted as he had that night. He had to get better; he had to DO better.
But for now - as for Kakashi's demand:
"No, you don't." Kakashi's formerly tightly-controlled chakra rolled through the room like thunder, upsetting Naruto. Minato put his hand over his son's belly and began rubbing or patting it, just like he did with his little girl a decade earlier while throwing a disapproving glare at his former student.
"She… You're saying that Obito - Obito, who couldn't get to the most important mission of his too-short LIFE on time because he saw an old hag carrying a bag he could carry for her… That THAT OBITO, who was more than half-crushed under a boulder taller than me - that THAT Obito did all of this?!" Kakashi cursed his voice cracking and puberty in general. "I… How can you believe that?!"
Minato sat up and closed his eyes, crossing his arms and hoping that underneath his cloak, it wasn't apparent that he was holding himself. Kakashi's words cut deep and he had felt the same way but he KNEW how good his little girl's sensing ability was. It was something Mito was born with and often had a difficult time with, easily becoming overwhelmed when she was small by too many chakra signatures. He had also seen the way "The Masked Man's"/"Madara's" face sharply turned to her when Mito began calling out to him:
"Obito-kun... HOW..? What are you doing here?!"
"Obito-kun, help us!"
Had Minato not seen the way the orange-masked man reacted - like his Obito once did: there was just something about the way the shinobi jumped when she called to him; the way his chakra shivered - then perhaps even he would've had doubts, too.
We'll have to excavate the Kannabi Bridge site to see if we can find Obito's remains. There were a lot of people who would have doubts.
The door opened and Genma came in, handing him more reports and obviously averting his eyes with pain from where Kushina lay, the machines keeping her alive whirling, beeping, and buzzing. Instead, the 16-year-old gazed at Naruto worriedly - and then fondly, making silly noises at him as his baby boy calmed down. Naruto-chan was a wonderful little thing, especially considering all that he had been through.
"I hate to bring it up but uhhh, we may have a problem," the leader of his guard said.
"Oh?" Minato asked. Something worse than being attacked, the Kyuubi being set free from my beloved wife soon exterminating her bright light to destroy us, and losing half our forces?
"The Uchiha Clan's on the move."
Minato didn't understand. "What does that mean, exactly, Genma?"
"I've just noted that a lot of them are moving their stuff toward their old compound." The one that had been abandoned at the beginning of one of the Great Wars; Genma wasn't really sure which one. "Rumors are also running rampant that they caused the Nine-Tails attack."
Minato caught his student's eye. Kakashi suddenly looked a little less feral and threatening and a lot more skeptical and knowing. Minato understood: Kakashi had reported that Danzo was with Fugaku when everything went down. The few Uchihas who tried to fight the Kyuubi were Chunins posted outside the village, who immediately came to aid when the whole continent probably felt the Nine-Tails' wrath and chakra.
They all perished defending Konoha.
Danzo: you snake. Why in the world did he allow Hiruzen to talk him into keeping him on as an advisor? And why was Fugaku with him? Fugaku wasn't talking…
Minato had disbanded ROOT but there were still occasional reports of Hunters turning in Bingo Book entries - masked Leaf nins that weren't on the books - or so the collectors said. Minato had planned to thoroughly investigate it as soon as he had some other things taken care of - before all of THIS happened.
In the meantime, Hiruzen was supposed to have been looking into it for him.
Minato wasn't sure what he'd even do about it now. Obviously, he'd appropriate the rest of ROOT - if it still existed - into his forces and he almost hoped they were out there now so that he could. ROOT hadn't fought the Kyuubi, though: so maybe all of this was a distraction.
Konoha was now weak; the other great nations and villages had undoubtedly heard of what had befallen them. It wouldn't be long until trouble and potentially war came calling again.
I won't let it come to that.
More Interludes: The Whys of a Future Date
Kakashi's father had preached about the importance of "Pack" since he was probably in diapers. Pack was the village, Pack was your squadron, but mostly, Pack was your family; Pack had been the two of them. After Hatake Sakumo's suicide, Kakashi tried to deny what felt like an integral part of himself: the need for Pack. He was alone; he had been abandoned.
Kakashi probably would've avoided Pack - and wound up going insane or killing himself in loneliness and despair - had it not been for Pakkun, who forced/encouraged him to search for… others.
"Lone wolves lose themselves, Kakashi."
Seven more ninkens and an overbearing sensei eventually became his new pack. And then far too soon, (he thought back then,) there was Kushina. Back then he really didn't get why his sensei needed anyone but him and the ninkens.
- And his toads, but they weren't Pack. No way; Kakashi had to put his foot down somewhere.
Then came teammates - but Kakashi wanted nothing to do with them. He remembered what his father had said about his squads and teams being Pack and look where that got Hatake Sakumo. Chunin or not, Kakashi was a child then and no matter what sensei said, Kakashi was jealous of the time his teammates took away from the one-on-one attention he'd previously gotten from sensei or simply his ALONE time to chill out and avoid Gai.
In the beginning, his teammates were so weak; he also feared that when they ended up dead, it would hurt Minato. - And Kushina, who latched onto all of them the moment she saw them.
Kushina, too, had become Pack.
When Obito was dead, Kakashi saw that without earlier realizing he had one, he'd lost ANOTHER packmate so he promised to look after Rin. And he killed her instead: everyone said so. More importantly, he knew so.
He would NEVER forget.
Kushina-nee was going to have a baby, though, and even though Kakashi didn't get WHY they would want a smelly, loud being who couldn't contribute for years in the house, he understood the need for generations of animals, including humans, to reproduce in order to continue surviving. He didn't like it but it wasn't his business.
He began to back away from them even more, determined to keep his cursed ass away from their decency and brightness, and to let them build their own pack. At the time, he told himself he was determined to make sure their pack was one without him, but already he had welcomed Naruto into the fold - before he was even born.
Bizarrely, it turned out that Kushina and Minato had another packmate from LONG before they were married. And they never even told him. So when Mito showed up, smelly, bossy, runty, and ready to rumble or give him shit, Kakashi didn't know what to think.
But he tried. Being Kushina's primary guard, he lived in (or on) the house with the runty troublemaker, trying to figure out how she fit into their pack for weeks.
Nearly 13 years later, he still wasn't sure how Mito fit in.
"I warned you," The 10-year-old Runt said as she proceeded to manhandle him, flipping him this way and that before tossing him through a tree.
"Rin-chan was a med-nin, like me, Kakashi…"
Mito insinuated that Rin should have killed herself rather than having him kill her.
Damn her; how dare she: they were supposedly friends!
"Let me know if you want that stick removed from your ass, Hatake. Bwahahahaha!"
What a runt. What a brat!
He watched in horror as another pseudo-packmate, The Runt, went tearing through the streets alongside Orochimaru toward the monster fox while he was standing helpless inside a barrier.
How can she be so brave?
- "Let me out of here. He's going to be angry if something happens to HER!
If you can, Mito, save them! Please!
And then she was gone. Mito might have been a total brat but he never, ever wanted her to be dead or... gone!
"She's alive, Kakashi; she's fine," sensei said, although his scent and the way his muscles tightened even more screamed that Mito was NOT fine.
.
"Kushina was attacked by a rogue nin thought to be KIA. Uchiha… Obito," sensei said with pain in his voice when he finally reported to the council.
And as the days passed, Kakashi, in his immaturity, despair, (and disbelief,) began almost hating Namikaze Mito for ever saying such a horrible thing about Obito. For her ever showing up after hiding for years.
Pack didn't do that! Or it shouldn't.
Maybe the reason his sensei (and his family) meant so much to him was that his sensei stayed when Father did not.
.
And then we excavated the Kannabi Bridge site and didn't find a body. Kakashi justified it and bargained for years, finally going numb to the whole thing and losing himself in ANBU as often as possible.
Then The Runt was kidnapped from her secret location at the Fire Temple. Her blood, flesh, and teeth were everywhere, proving that she was - or had been - alive all this time. When he next saw her, Kakashi wouldn't have recognized her without that very distinctive hair. Busted up, bruised, and swollen - like him, Mito had matured but her temper and strength hadn't changed. Grievously injured, she threw a few hundred kilo table at Raido and Iwashi.
Wow.
The more he thought of that moment, the more he realized that he'd stopped hating her soon after - or was over her by then. Maybe it was that one conversation he'd had with Minato-sensei. When sensei had admitted why Mito had been exiled, and - under his intense questioning - that he'd planned to give his soul to the Shinigami. That Sarutobi was to survive…
What an insane plan.
That was the first and only time he thought of attacking his superior.
You were going to leave us, on purpose?!
The NEXT time he saw Mito in the village, Kakashi stayed back, watching her joke around with Asuma, who was also visiting. Mito was all grown up and Kakashi scolded himself for noticing her shapely legs and how pretty she still was. He blew it off, only wondering how she'd regrown permanent teeth after her attack.
.
Sometime later, after the 10-year memorial of the Kyuubi attack -
"This is the third time you've asked about my daughter in the past year or so, Kakashi. I wonder: do you have an obsession with her?"
Kakashi flipped a page in his book but caught the glare his sensei was giving him and the slight KI suddenly wafting in the room. "Maa, I hardly think asking about your daughter, Naruto's big sister, counts as an obsession, sensei." Mito was Pack - Kakashi guessed.
"Hmm."
Kakashi closed his book. "Maybe you're the one who has a problem or obsession: with Mito and men?" Kakashi teased. "Maa, I just thought she'd be around."
"Don't remind me," Minato scoffed. "She's in the Bloody damn…. There's no telling what kind of trouble she's getting into… what kind of men she could be exposed to over there," he began to mumble to himself before getting a little louder. Kakashi heard it all. "She was with the monks all these years: she's not going to know what to do around men with… needs!"
Kakashi rolled his eyes. According to Jiraiya-sama, Mito could take care of herself. Probably. "You were concerned about her relationship with Asuma-san; at least he's here."
"Hai. I may have been overreacting there."
Kakashi hummed. "Imagine that."
.
Kakashi woke up after surgery (and a nasty battle with Orochimaru and his forces) wanting to slap away the horrid med-nin tending to him. He couldn't help it: it was reflexive. The hair and maybe a chain made him finally realize who he was dealing with, however. For some reason, either before or after she began her neverending flirting with Tenzo, Mito pissed him off again.
Where the hell had she been?! How dare she abandon the pack again and worry her father the way she had? –Kakashi didn't say any of these things, and if he had, Mito-chan would've undoubtedly told him to fuck off and/or bent him into a permanent pretzel. She was harsh like that and didn't put up with his nonsense. (And yes, he knew he was full of shit when dealing with people half the time. Everyone but our pack.)
So now the other member of the pack was back but where did she fit in? She didn't! And he watched as Mito didn't seem to know where she belonged, either.
Sensei and Naruto were her immediate family; it wasn't his business. Except it was.
She showed up one night at the bar and got his attention, seeming a little less harsh and a lot more attractive and those two things only increased exponentially as time went on. It was a problem.
Sensei was a problem.
Hell, the fact she lived in Konoha was a problem.
NARUTO was a problem: a big-mouthed problem.
"Do you think I don't see you making goo-goo eyes at my sister, you cycloptic perv?! Leave her alone! That's incest or something like that," his brat little brother scolded.
Kakashi was shocked. What was he talking about? He bopped Naruto on the head. "Bad puppy."
"Do you have a girlfriend, sensei?" Sakura asked, hope shining in her eyes. Kakashi groaned.
(No.) "That's my business, Sakura-chan."
"He wishes he did," Naruto snarked and then began laughing at him. Naruto was so getting pranked. Actually, now that Kakashi was his superior, he could assign him some kind of repulsive task.
"Hn," Sasuke agreed. "He likes to stare at Mito-sensei's butt." Kakashi almost began choking; it wasn't his fault that Mito had an ass and legs that wouldn't quit. A figurative and facetious shame on her for being like that. –Whatever "that" was. Sasuke stared at her ass, too: the little shit.
"I do no such thing," Kakashi lied. "I respect Mito as a kunoichi and med-nin." As much as I can stand any med-nin. "And you should, too."
So, here Kakashi found himself ready to test out his (it was initially Pakkun's) latest hypothesis while stuffing his hair into a wig. He had looked at the Mito conundrum from every angle possible and more data was required. No matter what Pakkun said, he couldn't be sure of his feelings =no, no, no: not feelings, but hunches about her and Pack so a test had to be run.
Sukea was a persona he'd developed as an adolescent when he was on missions, doing infiltration work. Sukea knew how to dance, how to talk, how to charm someone, whereas Kakashi probably could do those things but he usually wasn't much motivated to. Kakashi also got very tongue-tied - or at least he did when he wasn't being "smooth."
"Don't think about Gai and Tenzo at a time like this idiot," he said to himself as he closed and sealed the door behind him. He checked the time, wondering how long it had been since he was on time for something aside from a mission. Walking leisurely through the forest, he stopped when he saw her up ahead of him. He jumped into the trees to get a better look.
Mito was a vision.
All that's for me?
Don't be a moron, you ass.
Her efforts in looking even prettier are for Sukea, not you!
I am Sukea!
No, tonight, you're "Keiya:" jubilation.
Kakashi groaned out loud just thinking about being named for something so frighteningly optimistic.
Oh, God: I need a jacket! Mito had dressed up: damn her and Pakkun. Did he still have that uncomfortable dinner jacket? He sunshinned home, praying some of his old semi-civilian clothes still fit.
.
"Mito," he greeted her, "you look… beautiful." Kakashi grinned as she blushed so violently. She really did, though; and her dress was something else.
"Thank you," Mito managed to mumble, in disbelief that he'd said something nice like that again. "You look nice, too." She was a little aggravated that "Keiya" was still concealing his chakra so well and remembered to give him a good sniff this time. Thinking she'd played the action off, she didn't see her date smirk when she looked so puzzled.
He's wearing cologne? Supposedly Hatakes had very sensitive noses and Kakashi's files said he had terrible (and uncontrolled: that idiot) allergies. Now she wasn't so sure about Keiya's identity. Plus there was the whole thing with Kakashi's Sharingan. This guy could be wearing contacts but kept both of his eyes open. How had she not considered that before?
Who WAS this guy?! Oh well, Momo said this could be part of the fun, right? Plus, Keiya looked hot in a jacket covering what she guessed was a compression tank with a high collar. He was wearing slacks but although thin and ripped, Keiya had a nice ass. -She'd checked it out when he picked up a coin she'd "accidentally" dropped.
Kakashi kept her on the side of his natural eye. One of the extremely expensive contacts he wore covered his Sharingan as well as his modified hitai-ate did but was a pain in the ass to see out of and terribly uncomfortable.
"I like your cologne," Mito said and then felt like an idiot. She ducked her head and nearly spazzed out when he offered her his arm. Mito felt a genjutsu go up around them and relaxed a bit, hoping that no one was reporting back on her. Thankfully, Asuma and Hideki were out on missions or should be. She took his arm and let him lead her through a less populated part of the village.
This was a date thing to do, right? Well, it was certainly a kidnapping thing to do but she was well-armed.
"And I like your perfume," Kakashi said pleasantly until Mito responded.
"Oh, umm," Mito said, suddenly embarrassed. "I'm not wearing any."
Kakashi froze for a split second. Mito smelled REALLY good: damn you Pakkun for putting idiotic ideas in my head! She smelled too good, something he'd noticed before this but was able to "ignore." Nervous now, he picked up the pace and half-dragged her to a nice restaurant he knew would give a private table to the Hokage's student. Shit, I'm not the Hokage's student right now! He really needed to get his head in the game!
The chief attendant spotted Mito, however, and fell all over himself, seeking to give her a table immediately. It worked out well because the only available spot was very private although near the kitchen.
Kakashi swallowed hard as Mito sat down. He pushed her chair in behind her and moved into a chair that would better hide his covered Sharingan. He had to close that eye often or he would eventually pass out from chakra exhaustion, which would be truly embarrassing.
Mito was showing off cleavage tonight, huh? Kakashi hadn't known that Mito HAD cleavage! One eye open, Kakashi watched her peruse the menu and responded to the things she nervously said or asked about. She could be really cute. From what he understood, this might be her first date.
Mito was also a beautifully built woman. A lot of kunoichis were willowy and thin, thanks to their training. Mito, on the other hand, was tall, curvy, and muscular underneath it all. The tiny scars on her once angelic face (that hid the devil underneath) made her look edgy and only heightened her appeal. Since returning to Konoha, he'd been hearing too many men talk about her, wanting her - but never making a move. Fuck those pussies, thought the disguised idiot.
Not that he was making a move. This was simply a test to see if they might be compatible so he could stop thinking about her the whole thing. He cocked his head when food began coming out and Mito tested it for poison. Was this why she always carried so much food around? And testing seals?! "Are you poisoned often?"
"That's a good question," Mito answered truthfully as her seal showed that the seasoned edamame and pickled radishes were clear or at least not too dangerous. "So far, not tonight! –That's the good news," she grinned. "So. Tell me more about yourself."
Like a good date was supposed to (he'd observed this countless times,) Kakashi walked Mito home, surprised that she had moved. "Thank you for tonight." He had a lot to think about. Er, to not think about. He and Mito had a lot in common but that only made sense, considering their professions. And what they read. And how they thought about things…
"Would you like to come inside?"
Kakashi choked on his tongue. You should not invite men you've only recently met into your flat, hime-sama! "Um…"
"For some tea?" For some me? Mito was asking.
"I think I mentioned that the newspaper's sending me out very early tomorrow morning," Kakashi mumbled. There was no way he was "taking advantage" of Mito when she didn't know who he was! Later when she knew? Sure, his filthy, perverted mind assured him.
"Just a quick one?" Mito asked. She giggled when he looked even more freaked out. She liked Keiya. He would get all flustered by the smallest of things. "Come on," she pulled him inside without realizing she had, slipped off her heels, and began making tea. "The place isn't much yet. I only moved in recently and still haven't decorated or taken things out of scrolls, ya know. Have a seat!"
Kakashi forced his knees to bend and sat down on the obviously new couch. Mito asked what he thought of it, casually mentioning that she had another that she and her brother had bled all over in a fight they'd had but she was able to get her money back on it: something she found very funny. Just what have you been doing, Mito?! One thing that was safely interesting was that she had a makeshift clinic set up in a back room: something that he'd take advantage of if she was alright with it. He eventually put his teacup down but stiffened when she scooted closer to him.
Was it getting unbearably hot in here or was it just him? He quickly stood up and the vixen followed him.
Is she smirking at me?!
"I had a good time tonight, Keiya. Thank you for it." Mito stood up on her toes and kissed him, right on the lips. She moved her hands greedily up his arms and shoulders as her lips began moving against his.
Kakashi was so shocked, he thought he couldn't move. His hands and lips, though, had different ideas. When he felt her tongue flick against his traitorous lips, he opened his eyes and mouth in shock, and damn her: she plowed right in. He felt all fuzzy and gooey and something in the very back recesses of his mind wondered if he was in a genjutsu.
Strong as fuck, Mito easily held her blindish-date up when he swooned on her; she thought it was cute. She only knew what she was doing thanks to her books and kunoichi training - and the hormones, neurotransmitters, etc., that were spurring her onward. She smirked into his mouth and that's when everything changed.
Kakashi grabbed the cheeky woman and took control. HE was the one with experience, dammit! Mito moaned when he ravaged her mouth and her knees went out when he dragged his tongue across and over the roof of her mouth. He pulled back, holding her up by her waist and the back of her head, letting out a snarl as he pulled at her bottom lip with his teeth. Mito bit his upper lip and Kakashi almost lost it.
Her beautiful, amazing eyes were darkened with lust - and the way she smelled? He had to get out of here. "I don't want to rush things."
"Um… Who's rushing?" Mito asked dazedly.
She smirked at him again - either that or it was a grin that pulled up on the side of her scar and Kakashi found it even harder to resist her. He hadn't been with anyone since way before taking on his Genins and he'd NEVER been with a kunoichi or ANYONE from Konoha: it was too dangerous. His sensei's face flashed in his mind and Kakashi took a step back; THIS was too dangerous! "I have to go."
Mito straightened up, smoothing down her dress. "If that's what you wish; of course. I did have a good time tonight."
Her cute grin became a broad and blinding smile.
Kakashi nodded, knowing that he was going to have to take a long, cold shower. "Good night." He disappeared, leaving leaves on her floor.
"Awwww," Mito pouted.
Interesting, she thought giddily as she danced around her living room.
That was some seriously fun stuff: she was definitely doing more of this dating thing.
Keiya was a better kisser than a young Anko had been, that was for sure!
The only thing that sucked was that now she was all hot and bothered.
"Keiya" had a cute little beauty mark that he'd covered up - but she'd chewed that makeup right off. Good job, Mito!
She'd only seen one person with a beauty mark in that place.
Now. What was she going to do about Disguised Kakashi?