-The Clones-

Clone Sonic was doing his daily run. It was exhausting. Why does the original do this to himself? So. Much. Running. It's time for a break. After running for four hours straight, the hedgehog went to the food court to grab a bite. What is it that his original likes? Chili dogs? He ordered one and took a bite. It was fucking disgusting. He threw it away and ordered a burger instead. Now this is bliss. He knew he's supposed to eat chili dogs but oh god was it disgusting. Too greasy and messy.

Clone Sonic waited in the food court because Samus needed to eat eventually. Time was ticking but eventually he saw her. He was about to head to her table, but he saw another man. Who is that man? Sonic sat back down on his seat and watched the two. They seem to be arguing. Oh! She got up! This is his chance. Sonic approached her as she was leaving the food court.

"Samus, wait!" Sonic called out.

Samus groaned and turned around to face him.

"Hey, Samus I uh, I wanted to talk to you."

"Sonic, please."

"I really miss you. Can you please take me back?" (So I won't get in trouble)

"No, I already told you-

"I can change! I'm sorry about before. I haven't been feeling myself. Please give me another chance."

"Sonic, I'm already in love with someone else."

"Is it that boxer guy?"

"Boxer guy? You know him. It's Little Mac."

"Riiight."

"Yeah, I'm sorry."

"What can I do to change your mind?"

"Nothing."

Quick think! What would the original do? Let's see, he's cocky and full of confidence. Just flirt! It shouldn't be that hard.

"Nothing, huh? Are you sure?" Sonic said as he gave her a cocky smirk.

"Y-yes."

"That's too bad because I was hoping to take you out to the movies and after that we could do something more, but oh well I guess."

"!" Her face flushed red.

"Well ok, I'll leave you be since you already found someone else. It's a shame. I really wanted to get all romantic and treat you like the Princess you are."

"I-I…"

Sonic gave her a wink with his signature cocky smirk and turned around. He began walking away hoping that at least she would think about it later. Maybe if he kept teasing her little by little she'll finally cave. He'll play the patient game. Maybe the original is impatient, but he can wait. It's not like he was jumping to be with her again.

Beep Beep

He checked his watch. God, dammit. It's time to run again.

-Space Adventure-

Little Mac was jogging. He missed when Kirby would join along. Now he's doing it all alone again. He stopped after 20 minutes. He needs to catch his breath. As he stopped and put his hand on a streetlamp, he felt like someone was watching him. He looked up to see Metaknight on top of the light.

"Metaknight?" Little Mac cocked his head to the side.

"Hello, Little Mac."

"W-what're you doing up there?"

"Watching."

"Uh… Ok?"

"..."

"Wait, you're close to Kirby right?"

"What's a Kirby?"

"You know, the pink puffball."

"Um… Doesn't ring a bell."

"Do you know where Popstar is?"

"Sure doooo~"

"Can you take me there?"

"Can doooo~"

"Seriously?"

"Yeppers."

"Ok! So how do we get there?"

Metaknight stretched his wings out. He grabbed Little Mac and together they flew. Little Mac held onto the bat's leg for dear life.

"Wait! I can't go to space without a suit!" Little Mac cried.

"Oh, that's right. We can steal one from Olimar."

-Villager's Room-

Kirby stared at the candle in confusion. What is Villager going to do with a candle? Wait, if she kisses that candle she would turn into fire Kirby. This might work in her favor. She needs to lure him.

"Villager, how did you know I like candles?" She smiled.

"Oh so you do. I didn't know you were into this kink."

"Kink?"

"Yeah, I'll show you."

"Ok."

Villager came closer to her with the lit candle. All she needs to do was kiss it. That's all she needs to… Wait, what is doing? He went inside the cage again. That's fine, she can always attack him again. However he pulled out an animal catcher pole. He launched it at her neck. He used it to force her into a corner of the cage. She couldn't move. She tried getting up, but the ring was around her neck. Every time she tried to move her head, it hurt like hell. With his other hand he tipped the candle, but not all the way so the wax would fall. No, he wanted to toy with her first.

"Hey, Kirby want to play a game?"

"Accch!"

"A get to know me game! Ok, I'll start, what is my favorite color?"

"Ecch! Tch!"

"Huh? Sorry, Darling, I didn't catch that. Oh sorry, I'm pushing too hard." He adds less pressure to the control pole. She was finally able to catch her breath.

"Ok, what's my favorite color?"

"Um… r-red?"

"Correct! Ok, what's my favorite food?"

"Pizza?"

"No, it's Radish."

He pressed the rod further down her throat again causing her to choke. He wasn't done. This was only to sedate her for the big thrill. He reached over and lifted her sweater up showing her stomach. He smiled as he saw a good look at her beautiful curvy tummy and waist. It was perfect. No marks or scratches. She looked like a doll. Hopefully this candle won't ruin her perfect skin. He tilted the candle which caused a bit of hot liquid wax to pour directly on her stomach. She writhed in pain.

He loosened his grip around her neck again.

"Hah… Hah…"

"Ok, next question."

"N-no…"

"What was that? Are you saying you don't want to get to know your husband?"

"Y-you're not my-

He pushed the ring further into her throat again.

"I'm sorry, what was that, Darling?"

"Ack!" *Gasp*

"Let's try this again. Next question! What is my favorite song artist?" He releases the pressure again.

"I-I don't know. I don't even know one."

"It's K.K Slider. That's too bad. Oh well."

"W-wait! H-how would I know that?! That's not fair! I still don't know much about this type of stuff. I'm still learning. Can you be easier on me please?"

"What's the fun in that?"

Villager slowly tilted the candle again.

"No no no! W-wait I can-

Too late. Villager spilled a bit of hot liquid on her stomach again. It burned so much. A shock of pain made her jump and scream again.

"AAAHHH! AH! OW! OW! IT HURTS!" She cried.

"Aww, isn't this romantic? We're getting to know each other."

"Hah… Ow… P-please stop. It really hurts."

"But we're just getting started."

"NO! I said stop!"

Kirby started struggling her way out. She needed to get close to that candle. He used the pole against her again, but this time she was determined. Because he was sitting on her legs, she was able to knee him on the balls. He dropped the candle and a bunch of hot liquid spilled all over her thighs. The burn was almost unbearable. She struggled to ignore the pain, but ignore she did. She lifted her foot and pushed him off of her.

She searched for the candle. It was on its side next to her right leg. She kicked it closer to her face. She hunched over just barely enough to reach it with her lips. She kissed the flame directly. It hurt but hey! Now she can become fire Kirby!

Wait… Why isn't she transforming? Her ability, it's not working! She kissed it again despite it stinging her lips. Still nothing. No way, she can't use her powers at all.

Villager stood up and hovered over her. He then threw the pole itself to the side. Are they done playing that awful game?

Villager grabbed the candle and blew it out. It looks like he's finally done with his horrible game. She sighed from relief.

"Why do you have to make everything so difficult?" Villager shook his head.

"I want to go home. I'm sorry if I did anything bad to you. I… I'm sorry. Please let me go. I promise I won't tell anyone about this."

"If you could just submit and let me do whatever I want to you, I'll let you go."

"The things you're doing are hurting me."

"Just stop fighting back."

"Villager, I know there's still good in you. You can fix this."

"Fix what? Everything is perfect. I finally have a wife."

"No, Villager. You know this isn't right. You know I'm not yours. You need to come back to reality."

"I know you cheated on me with Link and Little Mac, so this is your punishment. I can't let you roam free anymore. You've been a bad wife."

"I'm not your wife!"

"Shut up, bitch! You're mine and I'll never let you go!"

"Why is everyone calling me that?"

"Who called you a bitch? I'll kill him!"

"What? Villager, what's gotten into you?"

"No one is allowed to be mean to my wife except me!"

"Villager-

"It was Link, wasn't it? I've been watching you, Kirby. I know everything that's been going on with you. I know it's Link. He's the one that's been getting aggressive towards you lately."

"It was, but I'm sure he didn't mean it. He was upset that night. I forgave him."

"I haven't. I'm going to kill him."

"NO! Villager please don't do anything to anyone!"

"It's ok, I'm working with Mario. He's been making clones. He'll make another Link. No one would know the difference."

"What?"

"Thank you, Darling. I'm going to get rid of him for you. I'll get rid of Little Mac for you too! Then we can be together forever. No one will have to get in the way."

"NO!"

"I'll set up traps tonight and hope that it works. Don't worry, I'll make sure to torture them first."

"NO! VILLAGER, DON'T DO IT!"

Villager left the room. She heard rackets and shelves slamming shut. Then she heard the main door open and close. He's going to do something! He's going to set up traps! He's going to kill them! This can't be happening! She needs to get out of here, but how?

Warning: Porn

-The Clones-

Clone Ness was shocked to see Leaf standing next to him. She closed his book and let her hand sit there while staring into his eyes. She looked horny. He couldn't help but blush. She looked so confident and the way she was smiling at him made him feel excited. She's so hot! He started thinking dirty thoughts. NO! He. Must. Resist.

"L-Leaf! Wow, I didn't expect you to see you here," He pretended to sound innocent.

"Well I figured you would be here. You're a nerd, so it wasn't hard to find you."

"Nerd, huh? Didn't know you liked the nerdy types."

"I do now."

"Oh ho ho! Gettin' experimental now, are we?"

"I do love to explore."

Shit! He needs to stop flirting with her. If Mario finds out she's around him, he'll freak!

"Hey listen, I love hanging out with you and all, but…"

"But?"

"Well you see, I was reading this book and it got super interesting."

"What're you reading?"

"Um…" He tried looking at the cover, but her hand was covering it.

"Well?"

"It's a book about mushrooms of course."

"Really?"

"Yeah. I love learning about mushrooms."

Leaf lifted her hand. The book title was called The Art of Pottery. Wait, what the fuck?

"Mushrooms, huh?" Leaf raised a brow.

"There's a mushroom area in there."

"What, like how to build a mushroom mug?"

"Haha…"

"So, are you sure you don't want to hang out with me? I was hoping we could talk more."

"Oh, wow haha! I do love talking to you, but I really need to read."

"You'd rather read than hang out with me?"

"Well um… Yes?" He face palmed himself immediately. (Dammit this sucks)

"Ok, well I guess I'll go then."

Ness watched as Leaf left the library. Dammit no! He opened the book again. He read a sentence and immediately left the library. He could still see her down the hall. He ran after her and grabbed her arm. She turned around and gave him an annoyed look.

"I thought you wanted to read your book," She moped.

"No… I hella lied."

"Why?"

"I'm scared. I don't know how to talk to girls and I really like you. I don't want to mess this up. S-sorry about earlier. I was making excuses because I was panicking a little."

"Oh Ness, you're such a dork."

"So uh, does this dork still have a chance?" He made a cheeky smile.

"Hmm, I dunno. What's in it for me?" *Smirks*

"A date perhaps? Bill is on me."

"I do like free food."

"Exactly, who doesn't like free food?"

"Deal, but I get to pick where."

The two made their way to a cute cafe. The two sat and ate cute little sandwiches. Ness made sure to pay the bill. When they were done, he got up and put his hand out for her. She blushed as she grabbed his hand and together they walked out. Then they went stargazing at the local smash park. No one was around. It was just them. It was nice. The two just talked about Pokemon for a bit.

Leaf suddenly changed the subject and asked him about his game. He didn't know shit about Earthbound. Who was Ness? All he knew was that his original was born a psychic and he was a total nerd who carried a bat for some reason. It's ok, Leaf doesn't seem to know much about Ness either, so now is the perfect time to make shit up. She asked him a bunch of questions and he answered them confidently. Making shit up isn't as bad as he thought it would be. She believed every lie he spat. It was too easy.

Eventually they got bored and decided to head back to the mansion. He walked her back to her room. She opened her door and an immediate scent of strawberries and watermelon filled the room. He wanted to go inside, but he shouldn't. He already made a big no no when he left the library to go hang out with her.

His anxiety started to kick in. Mario is a scary guy. Who knows what his boss would do to him. Nope. He shouldn't test him. Ness waved her goodbye and began walking away. Unfortunately but also fortunately she grabbed his arm. He turned to look at her and she looked so shy. God dammit! He can't… He shouldn't.

"Um… I um… Well I was wondering…" Leaf trailed off.

"Y-yeah?" He couldn't help but blush.

"Did you want to come in?"

"I-I shouldn't."

"I'm scared too, but I really want it."

"Leaf…"

"You don't have to. I was just ya know, suggesting it."

"I…"

"It's ok, well I'll see you tomorrow."

"Wait, I... want it too."

"Huh?"

Ness ducked under her arm and made his way into her room. He sat on her bed and gave her that cocky smile that she loved so much. She closed the door and gave herself a mini peptalk in her mind. She didn't know if she was ready for this, but she's never felt this way with anyone else before. She's a young adult and she wanted to experience the thing that everyone seemed to love. She wanted to know for herself and she finally found someone she didn't mind touching her body.

Leaf always thought Ness was cute, but she never thought they would ever get this close. He listened to her when she talked about her problems or when she geeked out about Pokemon. He also seemed to be interested in Pokemon as much as her. He's been asking her to quiz him. Every time she sees him, she can't help but feel happy and safe. Someone to come back to when she felt lonely or insecure. He was always there to cheer her up. If she was going to have sex for the first time, it had to be him. It's crazy now that she thought about it. Ness of all guys, yet it perfectly made sense. They were both nerds, and both the same age. They were perfect for each other. Now he's here, on her bed waiting for her to initiate.

Leaf sat next to Ness on her bed. They were both silent for a bit. She gently placed her hand on top of his. He grabbed it and their hands intertwined. They were both looked away and blushed.

"Leaf, are you sure it's ok?" Ness asked.

"Y-yeah."

"We shouldn't. I don't have protection."

Leaf was prepared. She had a condom ready underneath her pillow. She took it out and gave it to him. He hesitated, but grabbed it anyway.

He let out a big sigh and he dug through his backpack. He saw his phone was still on. He turned it off. No distractions this time. He stared at her pretty face and went for it. He made the first move and began making out with her. Their tongues explored each other's mouths. They continued to make out for a bit. He got her to moan which gave him more confidence. He pinned her down on her bed. Seeing her so shy and vulnerable was such a turn on.

He started dry humping her. She reached for his neck and started sucking on it. He let out a quiet moan. This is bad, he shouldn't let her do that. What if she leaves a mark? Damn, it feels good though. Quick, think of something. He playfully choked her, which got her to stop.

Leaf let out cute moans here and there. He couldn't contain it any longer. He sat her up and took off her tanktop. She wore a cute pink and white polkadot bra. He gently laid her back down and he took off her skirt. She had matching underwear too. She is too cute. They started kissing again. She playfully teased him by tugging on his pants.

"These should come off," She said with bedroom eyes.

"Oh yeah?"

It was Leaf's turn to pin him down on her bed. This caused his hat to fly off and land on the floor. His hair was messy and fluffy. She liked it. He looked so handsome looking flustered with bed head hair. She took off his cargo shorts. He was wearing simple boxers. She lifted his shirt up but she didn't quite take it off yet. She saw his now exposed stomach. She pictured him being skinnier, but it looked healthy. Not too skinny and not too buff like the other smashers. It was honestly perfect. She put her head down and licked his stomach. She could feel his body start to shake. Now it was her turn to be the dominant one.

Leaf suddenly took off his boxers. Then he gave him a blow job. It took him off guard, but he loved every second of it.

"Leaf, w-wait! Aaahh… Mmmf…"

Leaf kept going for a bit, but now she wanted to be selfish. She stopped.

"Why'd you stop?" He griped.

"What, did I ruin your fun?" She licked her lips and gave him a cocky smirk.

"Maybe."

"Well, I want something in return."

"I think I might know."

"Try me."

Ness sat up and unhooked her bra. It was his turn to get on top. He pushed her down. She didn't expect him to push her so hard, but she liked how agressive he was.

He began sucking on her tits. She let out a loud squeak. He went for it! No warning or anything. She guessed this is payback for what she did to him. How ironic. She gave into the pleasure and made such cute sounds. "Ah! Mmm, yes k-keep, doing that," She begged. As he was playing with her tits, he slid his hand to her underwear and took them off. He took a pause to take off his shirt and slip the condom on. Now they were both completely naked.

The two stared at each other flustered. Ok, this is it. Once it happens it happens. It was their first time. They were so nervous. This was the scariest step. Leaf grabbed his face and reassured him that it was ok. He nodded and he slowly went in. She made a yelp.

At first it hurt, but she started to get used to it. It started to feel really good. He started going faster. She never wanted it to stop. However, he couldn't hold on anymore. He was going to pause so he could edge, but she didn't let him. She continued to move her hips. She was so close.

"Leaf, I can't…" He struggled.

"I'm there too."

Leaf came first. Everything was so sensitive, but she wanted him to finish, so she let him continue. It didn't take long after. He was able to and when he was done, the two cuddled. They lied there for a bit to catch their breath. Then they started giggling at each other. They were both so happy. She understood why people liked it so much. It felt so good that she wanted to do this every night.