Luigi woke up with a massive headache. He had been drinking so much lately. Everyone is planning Mario's wedding and it's stressing him out. Daisy has been extra clingy towards him. She kept asking about how she looks and not leaving him be. He had to keep complimenting because well… It's the boyfriend thing to do.

Today is extra special. He is planning on breaking up with Daisy tonight. Unfortunately, Luigi is currently on another date with her. He was half paying attention to her. He was thinking about Ness again. He really shouldn't, but he can't help it. He put his hands in his pockets and gripped the sticky note that the clone gave him. Oh man, if only he was with Clone Ness right now…

"Hey! Are you listening?" Daisy snapped her fingers.

"O-oh, yes I'm listening."

"Then what did I say?"

"Huh?"

"You heard me. What did I say?"

"Uh… You were talking about-a Peach's dress."

"No you dingnut! I was talking about how we should also get married."

"M-m-married?!"

"Y-yeah. I thought you know, since Mario and Peach are getting married, that we should too. I know I'm ready."
"O-oh… Is that-a so?"

"I think we're perfect for each other. The sex has been great and we get along so well."

"Yes…"

"So what do you say?"

"Uh…"

"Hm?"

"Y-yes I think that's perfect."

"You do?! Oh Luigi, I knew you felt the same!"

"Oh boy…"

"What was that?"

"I'm-a nervous. I don't know what married couples do."

"The same as now, but now we're together forever."

"Together forever…"
"Are you ok? You seem like you don't want this."

"No, I do."

"Why do you sound gloomy?"
"I uh, I don't know."

"I feel like you don't want this."

"I do! I just uh, I think it's too soon."
"Too soon?! We've been together for over 10 years!"

"Y-you're right! S-sorry you know how I am. I'm a nervous wreck."

"Do you want to get married or not?"

"I do."

"Good. Then turn that frown upside down."

The rest of the date was Daisy talking about their wedding plans. She wanted a giant special cake. She couldn't decide on a flavor yet. She also talked about the food she wanted. She got super into it. Talking about the theme, the food, the clothes, and the people they were going to invite. She wanted the wedding in the Mario Universe, not in smash. She wanted it to be more private. She didn't understand why Mario and Peach decided to have the wedding here in smash, but she was almost tempted to do it here. Everyone was so excited, however she always pictured her wedding smaller. Not to mention that Luigi is a nervous wreck, so a big audience might freak him out.

When their date was over, she invited Luigi over to her room. She changed her clothes to sexy lingerie. He knew what she wanted. He didn't want to, but he was afraid to turn her down. He should've told her the truth about how he felt. He should have just said that he no longer wanted to be in this relationship, but he was scared. He was so afraid of what she was going to say or do. He really messed up. Now he's stuck with her.

She crawled on her bed and did a sexy dance. He sighed and unclothed himself. He really didn't want to, but he didn't have the heart to break up with her. He's so weak and pathetic. If only he had more confidence. Now he's stuck here with Daisy.

After their banging session, Daisy expected Luigi to stay and cuddle her to sleep. That's exactly what he did. He slept next to her naked body and was the big spoon as always. She never held him. For once he wished that she would be the big spoon, but it's never going to happen. He's a man and he's supposed to be the one always on top. He's the one that has to hold her while cuddling. He is the one that needs to take care of her. He started feeling frustrated. This isn't fair. Why is it that the guy is supposed to do all this stuff? He wants to be taken care of too.

He heard Daisy snoring. Perfect, he can leave now. He got up and put his clothes back on. He walked back to his room. He went to his desk and took out a notebook. He took out a fancy fountain pen and started writing in his diary with tears in his eyes.

…

Clone Ness and Leaf were at the mall. They went to a bunch of stores and she managed to find a cheerleading outfit for him. She ordered him to put it on the entire time they were hanging out. She won and a deal was a deal, so he did. She kept taking pictures and couldn't stop laughing. Besides it being funny, she actually thought he looked cute. In fact, they could go a step further. She started begging him to go to Smashora, a makeup store.

"Let's go to smashora!" Leaf squealed.

"Why?"

"Uh, to turn you into a girl, duh."

"What! No."

"Please!"

"No."

"You would look so cute as a girl."

"Trust me, nobody wants to see that."

"Everyone does!"

"Haha, no."

"Come on, please!"

"No."

"Please! I won."

"I didn't agree to this. The outfit is more than enough. People are already giving me looks."

"Oh, come on! If people think you're a woman, then you won't be getting these looks."

"True, but I would make an ugly girl."

"I doubt it. Come on, let's test it out."

"What's in it for me?"
"I'll treat you somewhere."

"I can treat myself."

"I can dress up for you."

"Tempting."

"Something sexy or maybe cutesy."

"Fine…"
"Yes!"

She grabbed his hand and pulled him inside the store. One of the employees asked how she could help and Leaf was not afraid to ask them a favor. She asked them if they could give Ness a makeover. Make him look like a cute Korean e-girl popstar. The two girls gave each other an evil smirk. The employee was more than happy to give him a makeover. She sat him down on a chair next to a mirror and began working on his face.

After the makeover session was done, the two girls stared at him in awe. He looked so cute! So ridiculously cute. The employee thought he was so cute that she gave him a long straight black wig with M shaped bangs. The wig was free of charge. With the wig on, it was almost impossible to tell that he's a guy. It covered his slightly broad shoulders. This is so perfect, Leaf thought. Not to mention he was blushing the entire time made him even cuter.

After their hangout, he walked her over to her room. They were going to do some not so holy stuff, but Squirtle came out of her ball. He was sick, so she had to take him to the hospital. Damn, he wore this for nothing. Oh well, it's fine, he still had fun and that's what matters. He started walking back to his room. Hopefully no one sees him like this.

"Whoa, haven't seen you before," A voice was heard in the distance.

Ness turned around to see Ritcher.

"Uh…" Ness grabbed the bill of his hat and pushed it down to his face. He didn't want Ritcher to realize it's him. He's going to get bullied by this guy for sure.

"Are you one of them assist trophies?"

"N-no."

"Are you a new smasher?"

"I'm just visiting."

"Are you a Pokemon trainer?"

"Uh… Sure."

"So you're visiting Red?"

"Yeah."

"Ya know, Red is boring. You should hang out with me instead."

"I would, but uh I'm sleepy."

"Sleepy? Well, let's wake you up. Come hang out with me."

"N-no, I'm good."

"What, you too good for me? Also why are you hiding your face with Ness's cap? Wait.. Why do you have his hat?"

"Uh… This isn't his cap."

"Yes it is. It's the red and blue one. I know that hat anywhere."

"It's a common hat in the Pokemon universe."

"It is?"

"Yup. It's a coincidence."

"Oh, my mistake. Anyway, let me see you."

"Uh, sorry I would but I got acne."

"I don't give any fucks about that."

Ritcher yoinked the hat from Ness. He had a good look at him.

"Hey, you look like Ness," Ritcher said.

"Uh… I don't know what you're talking about. Can I have my hat back?"
"Damn, I'm sorry you look so much like him. You could be his hot twin sister."

"I don't even know who Ness is."

"He looks like you, but not this hot."

"Give me my hat back."

"Jeez, can't take a compliment. Here," He gave Ness back his hat.

Ness grabbed it and started walking away.

"So is that a no, then?" Ritcher yelled.

"Yes, it's a no."
"Oh come on! I promise I'll give you a good time."

Ness continued to ignore the creep and walk away. Once Ritcher was gone from his sight, he went back to his room. What is up with these smashers? Why are they all horny? He thought he was the horny one, but no. They're all crazy. He's starting to understand why his original chooses to be single now.

Ness washed off the makeup and changed back to his original look. That's better. The foundation made his face feel fake. The wig was itchy and the outfit itself felt a little too free. At least he kept his boxers. He did not want to do that again. It was humiliating. Oh well, it's over now. He can now roam around free and not feel insecure. In fact, he needs to talk to some people. For starters he needs to talk to Sonic. He didn't want the hedgehog narking on him. He also needs to talk to Popo about Nana's aggressive behavior. Man, he's gotten into so much drama lately.

He left his room and went to the main hangout lobby in the mansion. It's only 6pm. He had a bunch of time to kill. Eventually Sonic will have to run through here. He waited for another hour, but no Sonic. This is lame. He decided to visit Toon Link instead. He knocked on his door and Toon Link answered.

"Hey, Ness what's up?" Toon Link greeted.

"Oh hey, I feel lonely. Can I come over?"

"Of course!"

Ness walked inside and together they sat on Toon Link's couch.

"What's up?" Toon Link greeted.

"It's about Nana."

"So, you finally admit to yourself that you like her."

"No, not even close."

"Oh shit, really? She's cute though."
"Yeah sure, but… She's creepy."

"How so?"

"She threw herself on me the other day. Apparently she was drunk. Was she drunk? I don't think she was."

"I honestly don't remember much from that party. I was drunk as fuck."

"Fair."

"What did she do to you?"

"She forced herself on me. It was genuinely scary."

"Dude, I think she likes you."

"No shit. How do I deal with this?"

"I can't believe you don't want her."

"You're not helping."

"Ok, look I don't know much about her. I would talk to Popo."

"I would, but they're always together. I need to talk to him alone."

"I can call him over."

"Yes! Do that."

"Sure."

Toon Link called Popo over. Popo knocked on the door and Toon let him in. Now the three of them were chillin' on the couch.

Popo: "So what did you guys wanna talk about?"

Ness: "It's about your girlfriend."

Popo: "Oh, Nana? Yeah, what about her?"

Toon: "She touched Ness."

Popo: "Wha?"
Ness: "Yeah, she barged in my room and threw herself on me."

Popo: "Whoa, dude."

Ness: "Is this… Is this what she does to anyone?"

Popo: "Dude, you're her target."

Toon: "Target? What does that mean?"

Popo: "Once she finds a target, she doesn't stop."

Ness: "Even if I say no?"
Popo: "Nah, she's relentless. She did it to me."

Ness: "She forced you into a relationship with her?"

Popo: "Well, at first I thought she was creepy. Eventually though, it became a turn on."

Ness: "So, what you're saying is, she's not going to stop."

Popo: "Nah, dude. Hey I have a request, next time you guys decide to do stuff, can I watch?"

Ness: "What the fuck?!"

Toon: "Yoooo!"
Popo: "What?"

Ness: "You just want to watch?!"
Popo: "Yeah, I'm super into cucking."

Ness: "Oh my god."

Popo: "What are you kink shaming me, bro?"

Ness: "N-no, I just-

Toon: "I am."

Popo: "I mean, sure dude that's your prerogative."

Ness: "Listen, I don't want her. She's been harassing me. Can you please tell her to stop."

Popo: "I could try, but uh, she's not gonna listen to me."

Ness: "This is so frustrating."

Popo: "She's a stubborn mule." *Takes out a blunt*

Ness: "What're you doing?"

Popo: "My high is wearing off. Why? Want some?"

Ness: "Are you even here?"
Toon: "I don't think he is."

Popo: "I am. For the most part."

Ness: "Your girlfriend is coming onto me!"

Popo: "Ok." *Starts smoking*

Ness: "What the fuck."

Popo: "We're in an open relationship too."

Toon: "You are? So wait, you don't even have to be involved?"

Popo: "Nah, it's chill."

Ness: "Ok, but that's not the problem. The problem is that she's sexually harassing me, Popo. I want her to stop."

Popo: "Shit, I mean I'll talk to her about it. She never listens to me though."

Ness: "Great. Well, thank you for talking to her at least. I'mma head out now."

Ness left the room. Well at least he knows more about their relationship. Honestly their relationship sounds healthy. He wished he could be in a polyamorous relationship too, just not with them. Popo seems out of it and Nana is too much. Again, it's hot, but he could never see himself dating her. He hoped that Popo would get through to her, but he doubted it. He needs to talk to Nana personally.

Oh well, at the moment he doesn't have to deal with her now. He didn't even know where she was. He checked the time and it was almost midnight. How long was he hanging out with Toon Link and Popo? He should head to bed. He was on his way back to his room. He stopped when he saw Luigi about to knock on his door.

"Luigi?" Ness raised a brow.

"Oh, Ness! I uh… I need to talk to you."