"Luigi?" Ness raised a brow."

"Ness, we need to talk," Luigi frowned.

"Sure, what's up?"

Luigi walked up to Ness.

"It's about your proposal."

"What proposal?"

"Y-you know…" Luigi took the sticky note out.

"Oh, that one. So, you wanna?"

"R-right now?"

"Yeah it's late. No one is around. My room is right there."

"N-no, you see I uh came here to tell you that I can't."

"Oh."

"I'm-a sorry. Daisy and I are planning on getting married."

"Well, congratulations."

"Yeah, I'm-a sorry."

"It's ok."

"Ok? That's it?"

"Yeah. I'm not gonna force you."

"Oh…"
"Well, see ya around." *Winks*

Ness started walking toward his room. He started counting down to 3 in his head. 3, 2, 1, and-

"Wait!" Luigi called out.

Ness chuckled to himself and turned around to face him with a cocky smirk. "Yes?"
"I changed my mind. I do want this."

"Oh, but what about Daisy?"

"She won't know, right?"

"Nope. Nobody will. It's our little secret."

"But what if someone sees us go into your room?"

"Just two guys hanging out. We can just tell them that we were playing a video game."

"A-are you sure that's-a gonna work?"

"Positive. I mean everyone thinks I'm a loser and you have a girlfriend, so no one is gonna suspect."

"O-ok."

Ness and Luigi walked inside his room.

"S-so.. Uh… What now?"

"You let me take over."

Ness pushed Luigi on his bed and began making out with him.

…

Lucas kept tossing and turning. Sleep wouldn't take him. Maybe walking around might get him tired. Also walking around the mansion late at night is fun. It's spooky, but that's what's fun about it. He could pretend that he's in a ghost mansion. No, that's too childish. He could think about his future. No, that sounds scary and frustrating. He could think about a story of some sort. Making one up is always enjoyable.

He walked around the mansion and thought about Ness. Ness is always up late, there's no doubt he's in his room reading a book. It wouldn't hurt to stop by and say hi. He thought about texting him first, but he wanted to see his reaction when he knocked on his door unexpectedly. It sounds funny. Alright here goes. He made his way to Ness's door. He was about to knock, but he heard weird noises coming from there. He stopped to listen.

It sounded like someone was jumping on the bed constantly. He also heard quiet moans. What's going on in there? His heart started to race. There's no way that Ness is… But what else could it be? He shouldn't bother him. It hurts, but it's better if Ness is with a girl. Being gay is frowned upon, so he gets it. He was about to walk away, but he heard…

"Oh, Ness," Luigi moaned.

"Yeah, you like that?"

That is definitely Luigi and Ness's voice. Luigi… Luigi?! LUIGI?! W-what's going on? He moaned Ness's name! This can't be real. This isn't real. No way. There's just no way. He would never do that with Luigi. He wouldn't, right? He needs to know. He knocked on the door and he heard the room fall silent.

…

Knock knock

Ness and Luigi froze. After five seconds of silence, Luigi panics and says "Who is it?" Ness shoved Luigi's face on the pillow. "Are you serious?!" He angrily whispered.

Lucas: "Uh, it's Lucas."

Ness: (Lucas?! Shit!)

Luigi: "Uh, what do we do?"

Ness: ["Shh, whisper god dammit!"]

Luigi: ["I'm-a sorry."]

Ness: ["This can't be happening. Fuck. Ok, put your clothes back on."]

Luigi: ["My clothes?"]

Ness: ["Yes! Put your clothes back on. Put your fucking clothes back on. God, haven't you done this before?"]

Luigi: ["Uh, n-no."]

Ness: ["Well, me neither. Fuck, just… Hurry up."]

The two scrambled to find their clothes. Ness quickly turned on the tv and turned on his console. This way it looks like they were playing video games. Now that the tv light was on, he easily found his clothes. All except his hat.

Lucas: "Ness are you in there?"

Ness: "Y-yeah hold on. Sorry I'm trying to find the save file."

Lucas: "Uh, ok I'll wait for you."

Luigi: ["I can't find my hat."]

Ness: ["What? Just… Keep looking."]

Ness looked around and he couldn't find both of their hats. Where did they go? Fuck, he doesn't have time. He went through his closet and grabbed the black and purple hat. This is fine. He'll look for his signature hat later.

Ness opened the door and immediately shut it behind him. Lucas and Ness were now outside standing in front of Ness's closed door.

Ness: "Hey, buddy what's up?"

Lucas: "Uh… What's going on?"

Ness: "What do you mean?"

Lucas: "I heard strange noises in there."
Ness: "Oh, you mean the game."

Lucas: "Game?"

Ness: "Yup. Luigi brought GSA 6."
Lucas: "GSA 6?"

Ness: "You know, Grand Smash Auto. It's a new game. That's probably why you haven't heard of it."
Lucas: "I heard the bed shaking."

Ness: "Oh psssh, that's because Luigi got excited and kept jumping on my bed."

Lucas: "I heard him moan your name."

Ness: "That's because I punched him in the stomach to get him to stop jumping."

Lucas: "But your comment after…"
Ness: "Oh, it's simple, I was taunting him."
Lucas: "I guess that makes sense."

Luigi: "Ness, I can't find my boxers."

Ness: (Are you fucking kidding me?!) *Facepalms*

Lucas: "What!"

Ness: "Haha! Have you tried looking in the basement and pressing A on the cargo boxes?"

Luigi: "What are you talking about?"
Ness: "The basement! Did you. Look. At. Every. Area?!"

Luigi: "Oh! Oooohh! You're-a right. I'll go check the basement level."

Ness: "Oh Luigi, he always needs my help hahahahaha!"

Lucas: "R-right… Well uh, I mean, I have nothing to do. Can I come over and play too?"

Ness: (Fuck.) "Oh I would but uh, this game is graphic. Very very graphic."

Lucas: "I think I'm ok with that."

Ness: "There's lots of violence and sexual themes. It's going to make you uncomfortable."

Lucas: "I can handle it."

Ness: "No, you see uh… The main character well… H-his mom died. She uh, got stabbed, and that's why I didn't invite you because…"

Lucas: "O-oh…"
Ness: "The main character constantly references his dead mom."

Lucas: "I see…"
Ness: "Yeah, I thought it would be too touchy of a subject for you."
Lucas: "Ok, well…"

Ness: "I'm sorry. I really wanted to play the new game and Luigi had it with him."
Lucas: "That's fair I guess."
Ness: "Yeah…"

Lucas: "Ok, it is late so I'm going to head to bed."

Ness: "Oh! Yeah ok. Um, can I hang out with you tomorrow?"

Lucas: "Yeah."

Ness: "Alright, I'll see you tomorrow! I can't wait."

Lucas: "Me too."

Ness watched Lucas turn around and walk in the direction of his dorm room. Once he was gone from sight, Ness went back inside. He angrily looked at Luigi.

"I found my boxers," Luigi said.

"'Who is it' are you fucking serious?!" Ness mocked.

"I panicked."

"Yeah no shit. Also why would you say the boxer thing?! Lucas was right there outside of my door. He heard that."

"I'm-a sorry."

"You're an idiot."

"Does this idiot deserve punishment?"

"What? You're still horny after all that?"

"Uh, y-yes."

"Ok, fine. Let's finish, but after that, get out."

"Thank you, Ness."

"Don't say my name."

"Thank you, Daddy?"

"Sure."

…

Kirby woke up. She looked over to see Little Mac, but he wasn't on the bed. She got up and saw that he was on the floor sleeping. She kicked him off like she predicted. She couldn't help but giggle. She lifted him up. This caused him to wake up. He jumped to his feet. He didn't expect to be in the air so suddenly.

"Huh? Kirby? What's going on?" Little Mac frantically looked around.

"Don't you remember? I carried you to The Great Deku Tree."

"We're inside of a tree?"
"Yeah."

"You carried me here?"

"Yep."

"Wow, I feel like I'm the damsel in distress."

"You are."

"No, I'm not! I'm the guy."

"Guys can be saved too."

"Wait, huh? That's not how it usually goes."

"That's how it's always been with me. I'm usually the one that saves others."

"Weird. I'm not used to this."

"Isn't it nice?"

"It is."

"Anyway, I have to talk to you."

"Is it about Metaknight? Oh Kirby, I already know. That's not him. It's some sort of shapeshifter because he did not act like Metaknight at all. In fact, he killed his henchmen. It was brutal."

"He's not the real one after all…"

"I don't know what that thing is. We gotta stop it."

"He's too strong."

"I was able to take him down when I was looking for you at Popstar."

"You were at Popstar?!"

"The letter on your door said you went back there."

"So that was Villager's plan."

"Yeah, Gee Kirbs, I had no idea."
"I can't believe you went all the way to Popstar to look for me."

"Of course! I love you."

"I love you too."

The two kissed. However, Kirby's face was saddened. Little Mac was confused as to why. Was his breath stinky? He blew on his hand and smelled it. It's a little stinky. He skipped brushing his teeth because of the Metaknight attack.

"I have to go back to Popstar," Kirby averted her eyes.

"What? Why?"

"I'm a fugitive here."

"We can explain it to everyone."

"Do you think everyone would believe us?"

"Yeah, I'm sure."

"Everyone trusts Mario and I'm a human now. They won't believe the bizarre truth. Paluntena isn't here to confirm what she did to me."

"There's gotta be a way to convince them."

"I might have an idea. My warp star is resting in Popstar. If I could kiss it something might happen. When I swallow it in my original form, I get the star rod. Something magical might happen with this form too. It's worth a try."

"Wait, but… You just got here."

"I'm sorry, Little Mac. I have to go and try."

"I'm coming with you."

"Are you sure? Space is no joke."
"Of course. I'll go anywhere with you."

"Ok, but first I have to figure out how to get there."

"We could take Metaknight's ship."

"There's no way he would let us."

"Let's steal it."

"He wouldn't let that happen. He's too smart."

"No remember, it's the fake one. I remember the fake one being dumb."

"The Metaknight we saw didn't seem so dumb."

"That's true, he acted serious and he didn't have a country accent."

"I think that was the real Metaknight. Mario must have gotten to him, or he's testing me again. He does that sometimes."

"He sure chose a terrible time to test you."

"He does that…"

"Well, I say we steal it, or we could ask Samus."

"Your ex?"

"I think we're ok now."

"She hates me."

"Right."

"I have a suggestion," The Great Deku Tree announced.

Little Mac: "The tree just talked."
Kirby: "He's the wise Great Deku Tree."

Little Mac: "The what tree?"

Deku Tree: "I have heard rumors of an instant travel machine hidden deep inside the smash mansion."

Little Mac: "You lost me."

Kirby: "A travel machine is perfect. I don't know where it is in the mansion though."

Deku Tree: "Neither do I."

Kirby: "I can't go to the mansion. It's too dangerous."

Little Mac: "You can't, but I can. I can hide you."

Kirby: "How?"
Deku Tree: "The mansion has lots of items. Perhaps you could find one that could turn you small."

Kirby: "A poisonous Mario mushroom."
Little Mac: "The items are locked up in a safe. No one knows the code."

Kirby: "Hmm, yeah I have no idea."

Little Mac: "I could ask around while you stay here."

Kirby: "Metaknight is after you."

Little Mac: "As long as I make it back to the mansion. I'll be safe."

Kirby: "It's too risky!"

Little Mac: "I'm going. I'll be ok."

Kirby: "No! Something is going to happen to you. It's my problem, I have to do it."

Little Mac: "You saved me, now it's my turn."

Kirby: "But-

Deku Tree: "I believe this is a wise choice."

Kirby: "I'm not comfortable with this."
Little Mac: "I'm going regardless."

Deku Tree: "My trees will keep us updated on his progress."
Kirby: "Ok…"
Little Mac: "I promise I'll come back with the mushroom."

Kirby: "You better or I'll never forgive you."
Little Mac: "I promise."

Little Mac kissed her goodbye and off he went.