AIDSy Rose, AIDSy Rose, the children's song goes!
Here is the origin story of a great legend, whose odessy has been passed down from generation to generation, woven deep within the history of Mobius as a victorious cry for the righteous~~
On a dark night in a smelly crackhouse Amy Rose creeps in through the unlocked backdoor. She glances left and right, ensuring that she slides in unseen.
Bright lights stream down upon the scene - a mass of bodies, matted fur and voluptuous motions in all cardinal axes. Unearthly moans emanating from the fleshy hivemind before her.
She is looking for someone - someone in particular.
Rumors have it that Vector the crock [sic.] has AIDS!
She finds him in the corner, squeezing huge croc-sized turds into Charmy Bee the bee's anus, doing laviscous things that are too dark and dank and stinky to describe - go ask Travis for the deets.
Dressed in a bee costume (imagine one that you might find in bulk quantities a Halloween costume store on sale the night after Halloween ends) complete with fake wings, she melts into the scene.
The stinky ole crocc [sic.] doesn't even notice that Charmy One has been replaced by Charmy Two, and thus it begins.
THE SAGA OF...
AIDSy ROSE