Babs was sitting at a mirror, applying mascara.
"Didn't I have more than one of these containers?" She asked her reflection.
"I'm sure ya did." Her reflection replied.
"Babs, you've gotta see this!" Sweetie exclaimed, flying into the room.
She presented to Babs a flyer, advertising a detention which will be implemented for students who decide to act looney in a non-looney way.
"It took them this long to implement a detention?" Babs chuckled.
"How would that even go?" Sweetie asked.
"Beats me, boomie." Babs shrugged. "Say, you think Buster took my other mascara container?"
Meanwhile, Buster was applying mascara.
"Heh, I can't believe I'm using my sister's mascara." He chuckled.
"Buster, what are you doing?" Asked Plucky.
"Using my sister's mascara." Buster replied, nonchalantly.
"Well I'd look better in mascara than you would!" Plucky yelled, quickly swiping it from Buster's hand just as he had closed it.
"Hey, that's my sister's!" Buster yelled.
"As if she would care!" Plucky laughed.
He opened the mascara tube to find the stick replaced with a lot stick of dynamite.
"Oh yeah, she does that as traps for those who steal her mascara and open them too quickly." Buster explained.
"You little-!" Plucky yelled, being cut off by the dynamite exploding.
Meanwhile, Dean Granny was talking on the phone.
"You listen to me!" She seethed. "When I pay for four magazines, I had better be getting four magazines!"
That was when Buster and Plucky crashed through the roof of the room.
"I'll call you back." She quickly said before hanging up. "So, what happened now?"
Buster and Plucky went into a simultaneous blaming of one-another, trying to talk over the other.
"Enough!" Granny bellowed, eventually. "Since you two are not going to at least try to explain this incident without blaming the other, I guess I have no choice but to send you both to..."
She paused to add dramatic effect.
"Detention!" Her voice blared.
The blue rabbit and green duck were horrified.
"Detention?!" Stammered Buster.
"May the looniness have mercy on your souls!" Granny added, dramatically.
The two of them were lead down a dark hallways to a pair of doors. Beyond the doors was a messy classroom with broken windows, desks and walls with graffiti, a cracked chalkboard, and loose chairs. There were three other students in detention, there was a bulldog, a deer whose antlers touched the ceiling (leaving visible scratches on the ceiling from them), and...
"Montana Max?!" Buster exclaimed.
"My nemesis!" Exclaimed Montana.
"Quiet!" Bellowed the voice of Yosemite Sam as he walked into the room. "I may be a security guard, but I'm also the detention teacher, and you're in my class! So sit down and shut up!"
Just outside the room, Babs watched in sorrow as Buster sat nervously at his desk.
"My own brother, trapped in the clutches of detention!" She said, dramatically.
"Don't worry about it, boomie." Sweetie replied. "He's your brother. He'll manage. Come on, let's hang out."
"What can we possibly do when my brother is stuck on detention because of my mascara?" Babs asked.
"We could have a girls day with Shirley and Fifi." Sweetie offered. "That is, if they'll join us."
Babs' sorrowed face was quick to change to that of excitement.
"That would be awesome!" She happily exclaimed.
As the two of them walked off, Yosemite Sam was explaining the rules of detention.
"And the one hundredth rule is no talking!" He listed. "Does anyone have any questions?"
"Yes, I-" Said the deer.
"I said no talking!" Yosemite Sam exclaimed.
Meanwhile, Babs and Sweetie were talking to Fifi, who was attempting to find a tailor after one of her sweaters got a hole in the torso area.
"Vou want to 'ave a girls day wizh moi?" She asked.
"Well yeah, that's literally what we just told you." Babs replied.
"You in or what?" Sweetie asked.
"Well, I suppose I 'ave nozhing better to do." Fifi shrugged.
"Now where to find Shirley?" Sweetie pondered.
"Right behind you." Came Shirley's voice.
Sweetie screamed and nearly jumped out of her feathers.
"You have better things to do than sneak up on birds?!" She snapped.
"You mean like attending your girls day?" Shirley smiled. "Furrball is visiting his relatives for the annual "CatsGettingTogetherForTheSakeOfPlotConvenience" festival they have every year."
"Of course he is." Babs sighed upon hearing the name of the festival. "Oh well, let's start our girls day with a game of Monopoly."
Meanwhile, Hamton was wondering what to do now that he's by himself again. Suddenly, he remembered his mother's advice.
"A B L F J: Always be looking for jokes!"
"Perhaps if I t-t-t-try to be funny, I can b-b-b-b-be funny!" He said to himself before looking through his bag.
Back in detention, Buster and Montana were glaring at each other like a staring contest.
"No glaring during detention!" Yosemite Sam yelled.
Buster sighed.
"No sighing in detention!" Yosemite Sam yelled.
Plucky blinked.
"No blinking in detention!" Yosemite Sam yelled.
"You seriously telling us we can't blink?!" Billy exclaimed.
"No back-talk in detention!" Yosemite Sam yelled, struggling to keep his eyes from blinking.
After fifteen seconds of not blinking, Yosemite Sam's eyes began to turn red.
"Class I've gotta go!" He yelled, quickly. "Follow the rules!"
Within the blink of an eye, Yosemite Sam was gone.
"Thought he'd never leave!" Scowled Plucky.
The bulldog, deer, and Montana Max each got up from their chairs.
"Now that he's gone, we're busting out of here!" Montana yelled out.
"Hey, we still have a few hours left!" Buster protested.
"Shut it, rabbit!" Montana Max bellowed. "We're out of here, and you're coming with us! We're not leaving any witnesses!"
"No complaints here!" Plucky replied, running next to Montana Max.
"How, exactly, do you even plan on getting out of here?" Buster asked.
"Just give it a few minutes." Montana Max replied, smugly.
Meanwhile, Hamton was walking around the campus wearing various comedy costumes.
"I got a j-j-joke to tell." He said to Little Beeper. "I'm afraid for the c-c-calendar, because it's d-d-d-days are numbered."
Little Beeper did not look amused at all. He just yawned and walked away. Hamton then went over to Dizzy. He (Hamton) took out an ice cream cone and placed it on his nose. What he hadn't expected was the cone to have a bit of ice cream in it. Hamton screamed as the ice cream went into his nostrils.
"Gah!" He yelled. "B-b-b-brain freeze!"
Dizzy started snickering first, then he started laughing hysterically, stopping Hamton in his tracks.
"Interesting." He said to himself. "I mean, it is t-t-toon humor."
Back with the girls, their monopoly game wasn't going so well.
"I got the go to jail card again?!" Sweetie yelled. "That's the third time!"
"You gonna pay or roll?" Babs asked.
Sweetie grumbled as she placed her Monopoly money on the table, and rolled a double three.
"ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!" Sweetie bellowed, before throwing the board at the sun, flipping the table, then throwing all the pieces into a wood chipper. Babs, Shirley, and Fifi watched in astonishment. "I HATE THIS STUPID GAME AND EVERYTHING IT STANDS FOR!"
"Her anger is incalculable." Shirley informed. "Perhaps we should try something else."
"I have this other game called Uno." Babs replied.
"Ees zhere a French version called Un?" Fifi asked. "As un ees zhe French pronunciation for one."
"No." Babs replied, much to Fifi's disappointment.
After the cards were passed around, Sweetie already had a gripe with the game.
"This is a color card game!" She exclaimed. "How many times do I have to say that I'm-"
"Colorblind." Babs interrupted. "Don't worry, I'll help you if you need it."
After they learned the rules of the game, Babs placed down a yellow six.
"So you've gotta place down a card with either a matching color or number." Babs explained. "And Sweetie, put down a colored card that matches the card that was put down."
Sweetie placed down a yellow five, followed by Shirley placed down a red five, then Fifi a red draw two. As Babs took two cards, Sweetie lost her cool.
"Nobody makes my boomie draw two cards!" She yelled, swatting the cards onto the floor and throwing the table into the distance.
Outside the detention room, there was a large digging machine. What Montana (as well as the others in detention) didn't realize is that the operator was distracted by Hamton's comedy routine. He was pouring various cups of hot coffee on his head, burning himself more and more each time.
"Cup number fifty!" Hamton exclaimed before pouring the cup on his head. "AAAHHHHHH!"
Montana Max eventually noticed that the operator was distracted by the loud laughing. He took out a walkie talkie, intending to snap them back into reality, when a flying table knocked the operator unconscious.
"How did that even happen?!" Montana bellowed, throwing the walkie-talkie through a window which ended up bonking Yosemite Sam on the head while he was applying eyedrops.
"Dude, you just knocked out Sam!" Buster exclaimed.
"Who cares?!" Yelled Montana Max. "Do you know what this means, rabbit?"
"That you deserve to be in jail for one million years?" Buster guessed.
Montana Max facepalmed.
"No!" He yelled. "That we can get the heck out of here without any problems!"
Everyone except Buster darted out of the room. Before exiting the room himself, Buster wrote something on a piece of paper and left it on the desk. What he wrote was:
"I knocked out Yosemite Sam and escaped detention. - Montana Max."
"Serves him right for trying to destroy the Loo Bru." Buster chuckled as he walked out of the room.
Later, the five main (TTL) Tiny Toons gathered at their usual spot at the Loo Bru.
"From what I heard, Montana Max now has detention everyday for the rest of the year." Buster informed, triumphantly.
"I'm just glad to be out of that heck-hole." Plucky sighed with relief.
"My comedy routine went well." Hamton added. "Although it may take a few days before my wounds heal."
"I just wish our hangout with Shirley and Fifi went better." Sweetie sighed. "We could've become a hangout group. I already have the perfect name for us: The Amazing Four."
"That's an awesome name, boomie!" Babs exclaimed. "Although, there is one thing I kinda wanted to do with the four of us but I can't remember what it is. If only I can put my finger on- wait! I remember that idea!"
Later that evening, there was a show going on at the Loo Bru that is similar to the one Bugs and Buster put on, but it's Babs, Sweetie, Shirley, and Fifi amazing the crowd in pretty party dresses.
"People, we are the Amazing Four!" Babs announced into the microphone.
Needless to say, Montana Max couldn't attend the show.
In the next story in this series, the students of ACME Looniversity undergo a roommate exchange program to see how they do with new roommates. See ya then, Toonsters!