In this episode, the Loud sisters must help Lincoln stop fighting in his sleep. Parody of Regular Show
(The episode starts at night time in the Loud house. Everyone is asleep in their bed. The scene starts off in the twins bedroom, where Lola and Lana were dreaming)
Lana: Why yes, I would love more chocolate.
Lola: I'm the queen of the universe.
(The door opens and Lincoln, who's also sleeping, comes in and starts punching Lola which causes Lana to wake up)
Lana: Huh? Wha? (Gasps) Lincoln?! Dude!
(Lana jumps off her bed and attempts to stop Lincoln but gets punched, she falls to the ground and Lincoln tries to punch her again but she rolls out of the way and Lola holds back Lincoln's arms)
Lola: Lincoln, quit it!
(Lincoln headbutts Lola, kicks Lana to the ground, punches Lola in the stomach, Lola tackles Lincoln to the ground but Lincoln keeps fighting them; Scene goes to morning in outside, Lori is humming texting in her phone and sees a skateboard ramp.)
Lori: (Sighs) I thought Mom told Lynn to clean this up.
(She enters the house and hears the others are arguing, who look beaten-up, confronting Lincoln in the living room)
Lincoln: I'm telling you, I don't know what happened!
Lola: Yeah right! You're just trying to get back at us!
Lincoln: I'm not, I swear!
Luna: Yeah, well I've got a few bruised ribs because of you!
Lucy: You wouldn't stop hitting me until I pretended to be dead.
Leni: You ripped all my favorite dresses.
Luan: [holding the broken puppet] You even smashed Mr. Coconuts! It'll take a month to fix him up!
Lynn: And how the heck did you get so strong?!
Lincoln: I'm sorry, I didn't mean to!
Lori: What's going on here?
Lana: Lincoln pummeled us in his sleep last night!
Lola: Yeah! [points at her bruised face] He gave us a lot of scars and bruises!
Lisa: Well, except for Lily, all he did was break her toys.
Lily: [holding her broken toy, sadly] Poo-poo...
Lincoln: I would never do that. I hate senseless violence. [The sisters look at him] I seriously can't remember fighting you guys!
Luan: At this rate, he's gonna put us all in the hospital. And that's no joke. We've gotta do something about this.
Lori: Excuse me? "We"?
Luna: Yeah, it's a family problem, dude. We all have to be in on this.
Lori: Nuh-uh. There's no way I'm getting involved in any of this. This is a "your" problem, not a "my" problem.
(Later that night, in Fairway University, Lori was sleeping in her bed when a sleepwalking Lincoln opens the door, runs up to Lori and punches her while Lori is surprised; Scene goes to a beat-up Lori the next morning)
Lori: (With a black eye) Okay, this is literally a family problem.
Luna: Yeah it is, dude. Lynn lost a tooth last night.
Lynn: (humiliated) I still don't know how he gets so strong...
Lana: And Lola won't go to sleep unless we barricade our bedroom door.
Lola: Sleep in the hallway if you want, it's your funeral!
Lincoln: I don't know what's wrong with me. It's not like I want to hurt you guys.
Lisa: Yes, well obviously you have no control over your somnambulism.
Lucy: Lisa's got a point. Your sleep strength is at least tripled than your normal strength. And none of us are safe until we get you to stop. We gotta find out what's causing your problem and take it head on.
Lincoln: (worried) But what if I can't be fixed? Am I just gonna be a sleep fighting freak for the rest of my life?
Luan: Don't worry Lincoln. We won't give up until you're cured.
Lincoln: Thanks guys, you're the best.
Lisa: I believe I have just the solution. But first, I have to get myself a fresh pair of glasses. (One of the lenses in Lisa's glasses just shatters into pieces)
(Scene goes to later that night outside of the Loud house, the sisters are all in the garage; it goes to a tied up Lincoln on his bed and a walkie-talkie is on his nightstand)
Lisa: (On the walkie-talkie) Lincoln, can you hear me?
Lincoln: Loud and clear, Lis.
Lisa: (In the garage with the others) Okay, we're gonna get started.
Lincoln: Wait, I understand the ropes, (A bunch of cameras are seen all around his room) but what's with all these cameras for? (He's seen on five tv screens in the garage) You're not gonna do anything weird to me, right?
Lisa: Relax. We're just gonna watch you sleep.
Lucy: We think your sleep fighting is being caused by night terrors. If we can find out what kind of dreams you're having, we might be able to cure you.
Lincoln: But what if I break out and hurt you guys again?
Lori: Don't worry. We pad locked the house from the outside.
Lana: Plus you have to get through Lynn and she's wearing a police dog-attack suit that I found in the trash.
(Lynn is seen flexing her arms to test the suit)
Lynn: Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Lisa: As for Lily, we've placed her in a highly protective environment. (Lily is in a playpen protected by an impenetrable force field)
Luna: (On the walkie-talkie) There's no way you can get to us!
Lisa: (On the walkie-talkie) Okay, here we go Lincoln. (Goes to the garage) And... (She presses a button on the keyboard that plays lullaby music on the walkie-talkie)
Lincoln: Ugh, what is this junk- (He falls asleep and starts snoring)
(A montage of the sisters waiting for something to happen. Lori and Luna took first watch. Lana was outside the garage, hitting Lynn's suit with a bat to test it out. Lola watched the camera, then Lisa, then Lucy and finally Luan watched drinking a cup of coffee. She noticed something strange as Lincoln waking up)
Luan: You guys, wake up. (Everyone woke up and ran to the screens) I think he's dreaming.
(The screen shows Lincoln moving around and talking in his sleep)
Lucy: Turn up the volume.
(Luan turns the volume up)
Lincoln: No, get off of me! Let go!
Lori: Whatever he's seeing, it's intense.
(Lincoln struggles against the ropes and breaks them and gets out of the bed)
Lola: (Gasps) He's breaking loose!
(Lincoln, who's now sleep fighting, pushes a camera over and then knocks out one of the cameras since one of the five tv screens go static and the girls gasp)
Lincoln: I'm gonna turn your face into a meatball pizza!
(He picks up a camera and throws it at a camera that's on the ceiling, causing it to go static as well, he then knocks out the remanding cameras and all of the screens go static)
Leni: Look!
(One of the screens shows the room but then goes back to static)
Lynn: Where's Lincoln?
(The screen then' goes to the ground, goes static, then goes to the outside of the Loud house, goes static, then to the tree in the front yard, goes static, and finally goes to the everyone in the garage watching the screen; they turn and see a sleeping Lincoln, who has the camera wrapped around him, head towards them)
Luna: You're on dude.
Lynn: Please don't make me-
(Luna push her out of the garage and close the door, Lincoln walks up to Lynn who whimpers; it goes to the sisters in the garage watching as Lynn is beat up by her younger brother, the fighting is heard and Lynn is screaming, all of them wince and close their eyes )
Lynn: Not the face!
Luna: Oh! Sorry Lynn.
Lynn: The suit's not working! UGGGAAAHHHH!
(More punching and screaming is heard and the torn up suit is thrown at the window; Scene goes to morning and Lynn is moaning, laying on the coach with a ice bag on her head while the others surround her)
Lynn: Thanks a lot guys, for being such great spectators! (She throws the ice bag at Luan who catches it)
Leni: I hope we figure this out soon. I don't know how much more of this I can take.
Lola: So what's Plan B?
Lincoln: Plan B is to say "Bye, bye, Lincoln Loud". (Lincoln is holding two suitcases)
Luan: What? Where are you going?
Lincoln: Some place far away where I can't hurt you guys anymore, I'm going to live in the Buttz Motel.
Lola: What?!
Luna: Lincoln, you can't leave! You're our bro!
Lucy: You gotta let us try to help you!
Lori: We just got started!
Lincoln: And I'm ending it! I can't risk you all getting hurt because of me. It's best to just give up. Goodbye, guys.
Lisa: (coming down the stairs) Wait! I have just made a groundbreaking discovery in the surveillance tapes from last night. There's something you siblings gotta see.
(Scene cuts to the computer. An ostrich is kicking a ball and then kicks a guy standing by in the groin. Everyone laughs in the background except Lincoln)
Ok, ok. That's not what I wanted to show you guys. Take a look at this. (the footage is being rewound in a strange way.)
Lucy: Hmm. Could be a technical glitch.
Lori: No, wait. Can you get a closer look, Lisa?
(Lisa zooms in on that shot.) What's that? Off Lincoln's sweat?
(Lisa captures a piece of sweat. There appears to be something weird on it.)
Lisa: Let me enhance the resolution.
(She does so. The sweat then reveals some strange looking creatures, the Smiling Critters. Everyone is in complete shock.)
Luan: Creepy.
Luna: Whoa.
Lori: What is that?
Lucy: The camera must have picked up some remnants of your dream.
(Lincoln fearfully backs away)
Lori: Do you recognize these things?
Lincoln: Oh no!
(The flashback starts with Frida kiss Carlitos on the cheek)
Frida: Goodbye sweetie. (Picks up the suitcase) Mommy loves you.
Ronnie Anne: Will be gone until tomorrow night, are you sure you can handle this, Lincoln?
Lincoln: Come on, Ronnie. I can take care of a little toddler. Go have fun with your family at your curling tournament.
Ronnie Anne: Okay. Good luck, Lame-O. (She start to walk away)
Lincoln: You too, Ronnie, bring home the goal! (He grabs the TV remote from Carlitos while he was chewing it) Alright, time to switch on the real babysitter.
(He turns on the TV to see the strange smiling creatures called Smiling Critters)
CraftyCorn: Wait, mister bank robber! Don't you wanna play?
Robber: You Smiling Critters stay away from me!
Catnap: I know, let's give him a hug!
(The eight Smiling Critters cheer)
Lincoln: Pfft, next.
(He press the button and change the channel with the title of The Adventure of Ace Savvy)
Narrator: The Adventure of Ace Savvy! (Ace Savvy and One-Eyed Jack are fighting bad guys) Starring with Ace Savvy and One-Eyed Jack!
Lincoln: Alright! (Carlitos suddenly starts to cry which distracts Lincoln) Huh? What? Are you sick, hungry, you make a mess in your diaper?
(Carlitos continues to cry as Lincoln changes back to the Smiling Critters chasing the Robber)
Robber: No, get back!
All: (They hug the Robber) Hugs.
(Carlitos starts to clap his hands happily as Lincoln sighs. In the TV the robber grunting try to get out but too late they turn him into a glitter)
Lincoln: (shocked) Yikes!
Hoppy Hopscotch: Ooooh, now he's beautiful glitter! (Giggles) Let's sing the glitter song!
All Smiling Critters: Glitter Smitters, glitter glitter shining.
Lincoln: (groans) Creepy.
CraftyCorn: (points at a troll) Oh no, more trouble.
All: Smiling Critters hug! Hug!
(They run up to the terrified troll and hug him turn him into a glitter too as they started to laugh and so as the baby)
Lincoln: What kind of kid show is this?! All they did is killing people by just hugging them!
(Lincoln looks at Carlitos started to laugh happily then turns around looking creeped out)
PickyPiggy: Hug time!
(They hug on the man)
Man: Help me...
(They all laugh as Lincoln is getting more creeped out with his eyes twitching)
CatNap: Wanna hug?
(Lincoln's eyes went in horror to hear the word as the flashback ends)
Lincoln: It was awful! I tried to turn it off, but every time I did Carlitos would start crying again. They played a marathon of all eight seasons; two hundred and fifty seven episodes back to back. When Ronnie Anne and her family came back the next day, I was curled up and crying on the floor.
Luan: It sounds like that show messed you up pretty bad.
Lisa: That must be what's causing your nightmares.
Lincoln: How do I get them out of my head?!
Lucy: (Turns around at Leni) Hey, Leni, you still have that dream catcher I let you borrow when you were having those giant spider nightmares?
Leni: Yeah! There's giant chickens now, but it's not as scary.
Lucy: Good. I have a plan.
(We skip the scene to see Lincoln asleep tied up on the stair banister as the girls are holding the giant dream catcher)
Lucy: So when I give the word, tilt the dream catcher towards Lincoln and it will draw out the nightmares.
Leni: Cool! I usually miss this part because I'm asleep.
(Lincoln started to snore. In his dream he was falling in a purple vortex and landed in the colorful playroom and looks around. Suddenly he heard the door nob to see DogDay open the door)
Lincoln: Oh no!
DogDay: Do you want a hug? (Turns around to call the others) Come on friends, let's give him a hug!
(Five more of the Smiling Critters appeared and they all started laughing chasing him as the terrified Lincoln runs)
Lincoln: No! No! NO! (As he tries to run for his life but too late one of the Smiling Critters hug behind him while the other hugs him on the leg as Lincoln trips over while the rest of them are about to hug him) Get off me, you freaks!
(All of the Smiling Critters continuing to hug him as Lincoln was buried in the hug. Meanwhile Lincoln begins to dream and starts shrieking for help)
Lucy: Now!
(As the sisters lift the dream catcher the bright light pink appears out of the dream catcher and aim towards Lincoln causing all of the Smiling Critters to come out of his dream)
Lana: It's working!
(As the bright light pink continues to make them all come out more of them are still coming out of Lincoln as the dream catcher begins to full)
Luna: Dude, why are there so many?!
Luan: Lincoln watched eight seasons worth!
(As the unaccountable number of Smiling Critters begins filling up the beam, they start to pop out from the beam)
Lori: There's too many of them!
(Lori look down to see one the Huggstables hug her leg and starts lift her leg and flew it away)
Bobby BearHug: Weee!
(The dream catcher suddenly getting full the net went straight the wall and brakes the net and all the Smiling Critters hit the wall)
Lucy: Uh-oh...
(All of the Smiling Critters begins to laugh as they are about to hug the Loud sisters but the girls manages to fight them back while Lucy runs away)
Smiling Critter #3: (Wants to hug Leni) Hugs!
(Leni punches her while Lynn uses her chair and hits the three of them to save Lola)
Lynn: Hug this! (Starts hitting them as Lola got out while the three Smiling Critters started to hug a chair, Lucy arrive the with gym bag and threw it to the groups with dream catcher weapons inside)
Lucy: Grab a weapon!
(The group pick up their weapons. Lynn grabs the tennis ball racket dream catcher)
Lynn: Cool.
(Lynn runs towards the Smiling Critters and swings the racket dream catcher on the Smiling Critters, Lori uses a bow and arrow dream catcher to fire at the Smiling Critters the dream catcher pops out of the arrow and sucks it inside)
Lola: Lucy, why you have all this stuff?
Lucy: What can I say? When you live in the darkness like me, you have some pretty crazy dreams.
(The two run around in the living room about to fire their weapons trapping the Smiling Critters, Luna with her dream catcher gun fires at the two Smiling Critters, Luan with the dream catcher mirror traps two Smiling Critters while Lucy runs yelling, a Smiling Critter hugs Lori. Lola with her blow dart dream catcher fires at the Smiling Critters saving Lori. Later, Lynn swings the racket trapping one Smiling Critter as she tries to trap another one, the dream catcher bounce the Smiling Critter)
Lynn: Shoot, it's full!
Five Smiling Critters: (Running towards Lynn) Hugs, Hugs, Hugs, Hugs, Hugs, Hugs!
(A giant dream catcher net appears out of nowhere trapping five of them, which turns out to be Luna laughing and blows the gun, Suddenly one of the Smiling Critter appears in front of her and hugs her on the floor)
Luna: Gah! Get it off of me, dude! Get it off of me!
Lori & Luan: Luna!
(Lori grabs Luna while Luan grabs the Smiling Critter and lift it high as Lucy with his dream catcher harpoon fire at the Smiling Critter)
Smiling Critter #4: Hugs!
(The dreams catcher finally trap the last one)
Lana: Did we get them all?
(Suddenly they heard a stomping noises and they turned around to see a shadowy figure which revealed to be a giant monstrous version of CatNap)
CatNap: (demonic voice) Want a hug?
Lori: You gotta be kidding me.
(Lana fires the small dream catcher tries to trap it but it hit the leader and no effect)
Luan: We're out of dream catchers!
Lucy: No. There's still one left.
(Everyone runs outside and gets into Vanzilla as the giant CatNap crash through the house outside. Everyone looked at the dream catcher on a string on the van's mirror.)
Lana: Lucy, this dream catcher is way too small!
Lucy: I wasn't talking about that dream catcher.
(As the van starts continuing charging toward CatNap, the camera cuts to see a skateboard ramp in the front yard)
Lori: Ugh, Lynn, mom told you to put that ramp away!
Lucy: You're gonna be glad she didn't. Pull the brake and hang on!
(Lori pulls the brake and accelerates the van towards the ramp and flew in the air revealing that the last dream catcher is under the van and landed on CatNap trapped him inside the dream catcher as the van swirls and crashes into the broken wall of the house)
Lincoln: (Wakes up) Uh... Wha.. (The girls come out of the van as Lori and Luan untied the ropes freeing him)
I had the weirdest dream. (To Lola) You were in it, (To Lori) and you were in it. (To Lynn) You weren't, Lynn.
Luan: Sounds like you're cured.
Lincoln: You got those things out of my head? I really owe you guys, big time.
Lori: Don't mention it, little bro. Now, let's all go get some sleep.
Leni: But before we do, group hug?
Luna: Uh... No thanks, Leni.
THE END