(Luna and Lincoln are playing video games. An explosion on the screen reads "PLAYER 1 WINS".)
Lincoln: Ugh! I lost again.
Luna: Hmph! Hmph!
Lincoln: This stupid thing was throwing me off. (Takes a magazine out of the couch.)
Luna: Dude! Dad's Van Monthly! Mom told us to deliver this weeks ago. You have to give this to Dad.
Lincoln: What?! Why do I have to?
Luna: Because you're the tool who crammed it between the sofa cushions.
Lincoln: I can't get up now. I'm going to lose this sweet butt cheek groove I've been working into this couch! It looks just like me!
(The butt cheek mark on the couch is visible.)
Luna: I'm not going up those stairs, dude.
Lincoln: Fine, let's play rock-paper-scissors for it. (Lincoln plays paper and Luna plays rock.)
Hmph hmph.
Luna: (groans) Whatever.
(Lincoln plays the video game as Luna approaches Lynn Sr. and Rita's room.)
Luna: Dad. Yo, Dad. I found your Van Monthly. (Puts Lynn Sr.'s Van Monthly on a chair and turns her head around, before seeing Lynn Sr., just out of the shower and naked.) Aaaaagh!
Lynn Sr.: Aaaaagh!
Luna: Aaaaagh!
Lynn Sr.: Aaaaagh!
Luna: Aaaaagh! (In all the confusion, he now catches a glimpse of Lynn Sr.'s "junk mail").
Lynn Sr.: Aaaaagh! (Lynn Sr. covers his "junk mail" with his shirt. Luna covers his eyes. They both try to leave but they're in each other's ways".)
Luna: (breathing) Uh... uh... uh... uh...
Lynn Sr.: (breathing) Uh... uh... uh... uh...
(Luna finally escapes Lynn Sr. and Rita's room as Lynn Sr. goes into the closet. Luna goes downstairs and sits on the couch.)
Luna: Stop playing for a second! When I went upstairs, Dad was getting out of the shower.
Lincoln: Yeah, so?
Luna: And he didn't have a towel.
Lincoln: Ewww!
Luna: I tried not to look and just give him the magazine but I saw his...
Lincoln: His junk mail? Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Luna: No, dude, I'm mentally scarred. It's like the image is glued in the inside of my eyelids.
Every saggy, hairy, shriveled, pasty...
Lincoln: Whoa, whoa! Don't put it in my head!
Luna: This is your fault! You have to help me.
Lincoln: I'll help you to forget it if you promise to stop talking about it.
Luna: Deal. (They shake hands.)
(Cut to the arcade...)
Lincoln: What you need is some Super Fish Fighters.
Luna: Let's do it! (They begin to play Fish Fighters. Lincoln starts losing and Luna starts winning, but then Luna sees both Fish turn into two versions of her naked father.) Ugh! (She runs away.)
Lincoln: Luna, wait! (sighs)
(Cut to the music store)
Lincoln: If this doesn't get your mind of Dad, nothing will.
Luna: What, a new guitar? Thanks, but I don't see how..
Lincoln: (turns Luna's face to the other way) No, sis. Sam.
Sam: (talking and laughing with her other friends) I know, right? That album was pretty sick.
(Luna does a love stare.)
Lincoln: Hmmm? Hmmm?
Luna: All right.
Lincoln: (while shaking Luna) Hmmm? Hmmm? Hmmm? Hmmm?
Luna: (pushes Lincoln) All right. It worked.
Sam: Hey, guys! (Luna stares dreamily at her until seeing her face looks like dad's.)
You looking for a new ax, Luna?
Luna: Aaaaagh! (runs away)
(Cut to the video store)
Lincoln: Come on, let's get some movies. That'll help get your mind off of it.
(Luna looks at all the movies)
Luna: (Cut to a bunch of movie covers with naked Lynn Sr. on them) Aah! (Cut to another row of naked Lynn movie covers) Aww, wha? (Covers her eyes) Ohh!
Lincoln: See anything you like?
Luna: NO!
Lincoln: I'll go see if they have Good Cop, Sad Cop. (While Luna groans, Lincoln goes to the checkout. We see a man watching Planet Chasers: Starlight Excellent.) Hey, man, have any copies of Good Cop, Sad Cop? (The employee won't respond.) Hello?
VG: Sure, man. Let me check for you. (Types on his keyboard to check for Good Cop, Sad Cop.)
Lincoln: So, no then?
VG: Oh, yeah. No.
Lincoln: All right. Just these and whatever my sister's getting. (Cut to Luna looking at a Cowboyz poster. She groans like she saw naked Lynn Sr. instead of the cowboy.) I guess just these. (Pushes over the movies and notices the TV.) What are you watching?
VG: Planet Chasers: Starlight Excellent.
Lincoln: Is it good?
VG: I watch Planet Chasers: Starlight Excellent all day everyday. All day, everyday...
(Anime characters fly around the screen as J-Pop plays. A character with black hair dressed in a blue suit runs away from an attacking UFO. The blue-suited character and another character with blonde hair and a tuxedo fight each other using superpowers. Stars pop out of the blue-suited character's eyes.)
Lincoln: Oh, how do you watch that? It's like barfing rainbows in my eyes!
VG: I watch Planet Chasers: Starlight Excellent all day everyday.
Lincoln: You already said that.
VG: I watch it all day, every day.
Lincoln: Dude, you already said that. Don't you remember?
VG: All day, every day
Lincoln: What?
VG: I watch it all day, every day.
(The two characters on screen fight each other again.)
VG: Every day.
Lincoln: Woah! (Lincoln ejects the tape and grabs it)
I'm just gonna borrow this, okay? (Back at the house, Lincoln puts the tape in the VCR)
Lincoln: Trust me, sis. This will make you forget.
Luna: (covering her eyes) No, no. I'm not looking at anything ever again. Every time I open my eyes, I see Dad naked.
Lincoln: Just give it a chance.
Luna: No!
(Lincoln grabs Luna's arms.)
Lincoln: Look at it! Look at it! Look at it!
Luna: Get off! I'm not looking at a stupid-
(Luna opens her eyes wide and sees Planet Chasers: Starlight Excellent on screen in all its glory. She is spellbound and her pupils expand to massive proportions.)
Lincoln: Yes! (Rolls of film fly out of Luna's eyes and into the bright TV screen.) Woah!
(Each film cel shows a piece of Luna's memory. Lincoln tries to grab one, but things spiral out of control and Luna floats in the air, with film still flying into the TV. The music from Planet Chasers: Starlight Excellent grows faster and faster until finally everything stops and Luna drops onto the couch, the TV off.)
Did it work? (The TV shows 'THE END'. Luna groans and mumbles incoherently.) Luna! Do you remember seeing Dad naked? Dad naked? Nude? In the buff? Naked Dad, naked Dad, naked Dad! (Luna doesn't respond. Her head is slumped onto her chest.) It work! Luna, it totally worked! Up high! (Luna doesn't take the hi-five.) Let's... get you some coffee. (At the Coffee Shop)
Waitress! The usual: two coffess, please. Better make that espresso.
(Sam walks in)
Sam: Hey, Luna. You feeling better? (Luna groans in response) Luna?
(Luna groans more and Sam walks away to Mazzy.)
Mazzy: Oh my gosh, is Luna ignoring you?
Sam: Is it just me, or does Luna look like she's been working out?
Lincoln: Luna, snap out of it. We're finally gonna have some fun! Just my big sis and me hangin' out, lettin' the good times roll! Like old times!
(A montage scene follows. Lincoln puts on his 'TEAM LOUD' bowling gear and rolls a spare at the bowling alley. Luna stares straight ahead, slack-jawed and unresponsive. Next, Lincoln and Luan try to prank Lola by throwing 'Balogna' all over her car, but Luna doesn't laugh or exchange a hi-five as Lincoln yells in frustration.) Augh! Gimme back my sister! (Upstairs, Lisa is working in her lab, Luna stands unconscious as Lincoln talks to Lisa)
She's been like this ever since she watched a video. And now she doesn't remember any of the stuff we used to do!
Lisa: Video? It wasn't Planet Chasers: Starlight Excellent, was it?
Lincoln: Uh, yeah. Why?
Lisa: We have to watch that tape.
(In the house, Lisa sits with Lincoln and Luna on the couch as Lincoln presses play on the remote. The music kicks in, and Lincoln and Lisa are pulled into the TV via the film reels in their eyes. They land in a dark environment.)
Lincoln: We're in! Wait, where are we?
Luna: We're in the tape, dude.
Lincoln: Luna! We're here to rescue you!
Luna: What's the point? Whether I'm in here or out there, I can't forget about seeing Dad naked.
Lincoln: Augh! You're still thinking about that? Get over it already.
Luna: You don't get it, bro! It's not something you can just un-see.
Lisa: We have to change your memory.
Luna: What do you mean?
Lisa: If we find your memory of Dad and cover it, you won't remember seeing him naked.
Luna: Where do we start?
Lisa: Your memories are over there.
(Lisa points past a lot of doors to one glass door that looks like the entry to the house. "Luna's Memories" is on its front.)
Luna and Lincoln: Woah.
Lincoln: Weird.
(The trio enter the door, and the room inside flips vertically to become the music store.)
Lincoln: Why are we in the music store?
(Several different Lunas, Sams and Lincolns are standing around talking, joking, arguing, etc.)
Lisa: These are her memories.
Lincoln: Woah! (sees Luna whaling on him on a table) Oh, yeah, I remember that too.
Lisa: This isn't the memory we need.
Luna: Yeah. We need to find Dad's room.
Lincoln: Easy: let's go back to the house. There's the exit.
(Through the exit door is the video store, with VG watching Planet Chasers: Starlight Excellent.)
VG: All day, every day. (quieter) All day, every day.
Lisa: Memory isn't logical. We'll have to keep looking 'til we find the-
(Through the video store door, they land on their street.)
Luna: The house! We're getting closer.
(The three enter the house. The hall to the Parent's room suddenly grow to several times it's normal length and the trio race through an Escher-style drawing of the house, covered with framed pictures.)
Luna, Lincoln and Lisa: Dad's room!
(The door opens. Lynn Sr. is standing naked, facing away from the door.)
Lincoln: Oh, gross!
Lisa: Quick! Cover him with that blanket!
(Luna and Lincoln grab the blanket and make to cover Lynn Sr., but the floor creaks under Luna's foot, causing Lynn to turn toward the sound.
Lynn laughs, jumps out of the way, and so begins an epic chase through the house, with Lynn escaping from the room by crawling on the ceiling.)
Luna: What... the...?
Lisa: Get him!
(When the trio follow Pops through the door they fall from the sky onto the street. They chase Lynn. LYnn escapes through a door to nowhere marked Exit.
The trio follow him through and end up emerging from a couch, in a room with several couches, large and small. Through a trap door, they end up back inside the tape, chasing Lynn.)
Lincoln: (while sprinting) Dad isn't really like this. We're never gonna catch him! How come he's so fast?
Luna: I don't know! I just remember everything happening really fast. Like, I put down the magazine and all of a sudden Dad was there. It was just like he uh- (Van Monthly flies from the sky and hits Luna in the face.) Huh?
Lincoln: (gasps) That's it! Just start remembering stuff, Luna!
Luna: What?
Lisa: You have to use your memories to catch Dad.
Lincoln: Think of something! (Luna struggles to remember, and Vanzilla appears piece-by-piece.)
Think harder.
Luna: I'm trying!
(The van appears in full.)
Lincoln: Yes! (The trio jump in the van and Luna drives it towards Lynn Sr.)
He's still too fast!
Lisa: Remember something to block his path.
Luna: I can't!
Lincoln: Remember that time we ate all that cereal?
Luna: Yeah, we must have eaten like a million boxes because you wanted that lame Fish Fighter figurine. (A cascade of cereal and milk forces Lynn Sr. to change his path.) Uh... I remember when Sam had that football player boyfriend!
(A giant, bald, musclar teen appears. Lynn nearly gets ground-punched as the kids in the van cheer, but this turns the giant's attention to them, and the van only narrowly avoids being crushed.)
Lincoln: Nice!
Luna: Sam's boyfriends were always really lame.
Lisa: We have to cut off his path!
Luna: Uhhh... I remember that crazy steep cliff at the park! (A huge cliff ramps upwards.) Ha ha, now he's got nowhere to go. (Lynn Sr. still running)
Lincoln: He's not slowing down!
(Lynn runs to the top of the cliff and gracefully dives off as the trio pull the cart to a halt right at the edge, watching him fall.)
Now what? (Luna turns the van around and drives full-speed back towards the cliff's edge.)
Luna, what are you doing?!
Luna: Getting rid of that memory. (The van falls through the air. Lynn, laughing, is dancing as he falls down. Luna leaps after him with the blanket and manages to smother him, covering his body.) I did it! I caught him!
(Luna finds the blanket is now empty and the ground is approaching fast. The three scream and get ready for impact.)
Uh... uh... I remember the time we ripped a hole in that kid's bouncy castle!
(A bouncy castle appears on the ground. The three land safely, but the castle deflates and screaming kids scatter in all directions.)
Lincoln: Did it work?
Luna: Yeah, I think so. How do we get out of here, Lisa?
(Lisa shrugs.)
VG: I think I can help.
(VG is standing next to them, looking clean-cut and eager.)
Lincoln: It's the guy from the video store!
VG: There's a tape sticking out of that wall over there. Grab onto it and you should be home free.
Lincoln: Don't you wanna leave, too?
VG: Nah. I'm kinda into not having to work for the rest of my life.
(The trio walk towards a massive TV and video as VG waves them goodbye. They grab the video sticking out of the wall.)
Luna: Here goes...
(The Planet Chasers: Starlight Excellent theme plays as the tape reels fly back out of the TV and into the bodies of Luna, Lincoln, and Lisa on the couch)
Luna: It's gone! Naked Dad is gone! I don't remember it anymore!
(Lori walks into the living room, wearing a towel, and sees all the film.)
Lori: What did you guys do? What is this mess? I can't even take a shower around here without you guys screwing things up-
(Lori's towel drops off, leaving her exposed to her three siblings. The trio looks at her silently. The episode ends with the PC: SX theme playing before fading to black.)