Rude Ruby
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Blake received a two-hour detention for calling her weapon locker into the balcony.
Weiss pretended to listen to Dr. Oobleck, ignoring the fact that she was the only one from her team to attend the class at the moment. Studying the material after the class would be a cinch- for now, she used the class as a means to remind herself that not everything ended in unnecessary and childish violence.
Still, the class was pretty boring. It didn't help her mood at all, but at least it gave her some breathing room-
"This class is like the time my uncle tried to anally rape a wasp back at Patch."
...
...Oh, right, this dolt is here, Weiss thought in annoyance.
She refused. She absolutely refused to acknowledge Ruby's behavior as acceptable, and decided to ignore her for the time being. Annoying as she could be, the Ruby she knew was a bright and happy individual who cared for others far too much for her own good. Yes, she was willing to put up with the girl for a little longer, but...
The students around Ruby cringed at the smell of alcohol reeking out of her.
On a second thought, she is in dire need of immediate assistance.
For, at the very least, the reputation of her team, Weiss decided that she would put Ruby's behavior to a test after class.
"Five bucks says Oohblegh's dick being smaller than Jaune's chances with women is the reason why he talks so fast."
Blinking, Weiss could not help but wonder just how small that would be. She cringed not only at the very thought, but also just how small Ruby had been talking about. She also wondered just how the hell Oobleck didn't notice the filthy scent of alcohol reeking out of Ruby.
Lunch! Unbelievably, Weiss looked forward to this time. Usually, it would be her turn to complain about how the food could be improved while also complaining about how useless some of the people around her were. Today?
Exceptions could be made during dire times.
Yang remained missing, and Blake had come to sit down with the ugliest frown Weiss had ever seen in her life. It practically made up half of the Faunus' face, though pointing that out would probably get Blake all triggered again.
As she delicately sat down by Blake, Weiss dusted her skirt as she took a small breath.
Ruby practically slammed her tray with the might of the founders of Remnant as she sighed. Some of the students jumped at the noise, though some ended up contributing their own heavy sigh.
Negativity just grew rampant like Grimm in the water.
"Where on Remnant has Yang run off to?" Weiss asked, utterly baffled that she'd be missing for so long. Brash and carefree as she may be, she never decided to not attend in this many activities in a row before.
"Probably bawling her fucking brains out," Ruby grumbled, slamming her butt against her chair before she winced. "Fuck, who the hell left a fork here?"
Weiss blinked, wondering if she should ask Ruby if she were okay.
"That was close. Only a few inches away from losing my anal virginity."
On a second thought, the Schnee decided to get straight to the point. She wondered if Blake would do anything, but all she did was stare at Ruby like she were some kind of godforsaken alien.
"Alright, Ruby," Weiss began, crossing her arms with her food untouched. "It's time we have a serious talk."
"PFFFFT."
A single eyebrow rose as Weiss frowned at Ruby. The red-haired girl whistled, though Weiss swore she heard Ruby slip in an insult at her family somehow.
"This has gone off long enough," Weiss stated matter-of-factly. "Not only has a full day gone by with you behaving so childishly, but you also caused some massive collateral damage."
"Me?" Ruby rolled her eyes as she muttered, "Great, now I'm the one calling in weapon lockers in broad daylight, huh?"
"That's not it, Ruby!" Weiss growled, almost snarling in the process. "You've been provoking almost every single person you bumped into today! As little interest as I have in him, you had absolutely no right to talk down at Arc like you have."
Ruby stared at Weiss incredulously. "The fuck? I don't remember that happening, Iced Queer."
Ignoring her obvious insult, Weiss sighed, shaking her head. Okay, maybe she made it evident that she couldn't ignore it...
"Hey, what's up, Ruby?"
"Huh?"
Stopping in the hallway, Ruby glared at some blond wimp smiling at her direction. His smile faltered as he approached her as it turned into a look of concern.
"You alright? You don't look that good."
"If I don't look good then I'm probably not alright, dumbass."
Jaune chuckled nervously, his eyes looking away from her as he tried to come up with something to say.
"Hey, Jaune?"
"Hm? What's up?"
Smiling deviously, Ruby asked him,
"Got any money on you?"
"And how does THAT make me talking down on him, huh?" Ruby scoffed as she took out a small water bottle, though the color of the liquid indicated towards something clearly not healthy.
Noticing Weiss' glare at the bottle, Ruby lazily explained, "It's iced tea. Quit staring, you're being fucking gay."
"Ruby," Weiss spoke flatly. "You literally beat him up with your fists, took the Lien out of his wallet while he wasn't looking, and told him it was a 'surprise sparring match.' That is extremely and wholly unacceptable."
"Okay, okay, sheesh," Ruby grumbled. "That's all I did, though. No need to be so pissy about it."
Keeping her arms crossed, Weiss almost slammed her face against the table. "Do I have to remind you about every single thing you did? You also said you'd rape him in his sleep, Ruby. Not only is that illegal, but you are literally illegal, AND you just had to say that while Pyrrah of all people was walking by! Do you know how horrified she was at your seemingly 'innocuous' words, hm?! She was in tears!"
"Okay, but Wise-"
"Weiss, you dolt."
"Yeah, whatever. Mice, what if he's after my pants?"
Scoffing, the heiress looked at Ruby as if she just stated something stupid. Because quite frankly, it was.
"Why?" She found herself mustering up, completely unable to ask anything else.
"He might like them young, you know."
"..."
When Weiss continued glaring at Ruby, the rude rose genuinely asked, "Okay, but seriously, who the fuck would want to slam their fat asses against his noodle dick aside from Sparta? Name one other person who would, Iced Queer."
Her flat expression remaining still, Weiss pointed out, "You did just say you wanted to rape him."
"...Oh."
"And that's not funny at all, you dolt."
"I bet your family not being dysfunctional is funnier."
Rolling her eyes at the bluntness of Ruby's pessimism, Weiss crossed her arms yet again. Admittedly, that did sound extremely out of the world for her, but that would do nothing to change the dolt-gone-brat in front of her. She wanted to cross her arms harder- so hard to make Ruby just cringe and cower before her- but she could only go so far with two arms.
Puffing out her chest with some confidence, Weiss pointed out, "As your teammate and partner, I find your actions unacceptable, Ruby. I demand you to reflect on your actions, or at least quit the drinking. When I said you were illegal, I also referred to this little drinking habit you got into."
"Geez, now you sound like my mom. And she's fucking dead, mind you."
Ruby chugged down another gulp from her "water bottle." It reeked of a scent that made Blake vibrate angrily like a steaming tea kettle lid.
"Ruby? This has gone on long enough, already."
"Fuck off, washboard."
An eye twitched.
As Ruby continued drinking, an unreadable expression entered Weiss' face as she seethed.
"What did you just-"
"Washboard. Weissboard, I don't know."
Taking a deep breath, Weiss pressed her fingers against her chest, withstanding the temptation to strangle the little shit right in front of her. She had an image to uphold, so she would play the patient role for now-
"Poking your tits won't make them bigger than mine."
"You insolent BITCH."
As Weiss leapt over the table screaming about how she was still a growing woman, Blake continued to frown her face off, her eyebrows furrowing further than trenches in a war zone. She absolutely refused to read any more books for the week.
The idea of Adam killing literally everyone in the room- herself included- suddenly didn't sound like the worst thing ever.
Adam wanted to fucking kill Blake.
Fuck, he seethed as he slammed a fist against a table in a dark room, sitting in front of a computer. Of course she finds and deletes my treasure before she bailed on me.
That was it. This was his breaking point.
No sane man or woman ever messed with his dog Faunus porn collection. Who the fuck on Remnant would want to deny a man of puppy eyes? Even after he reveals a secret to Blake, she fucking runs from him because he liked a bit of dog Faunus action and deletes the fucking thing at the same time.
Did she even know how hard it was to get porn as an international terrorist without getting anyone else to know?
He was going to fucking cut a certain cat's head off if he ever saw her. In the name of the White Fang, of course. And he'd see to the very end of it, even if it meant ruining his own fucking reputation, image, and personality to succeed.