Eggs and Potatoes

" The Dark Lord is planning on attacking near Potter's home. He wishes for the order to be ,ah shall we say, occupied with the muggles that he could send someone to snatch the prophecy." Sneered Snape, glaring across at Sirius, who was burning holes into his face in a show of mutual hatred.

"How do we know we can trust him ?", Spat Sirius ," Once a death eater always a death eater."

" Sirius. I have my complete trust in him, as i have said many times now." Admonished the old man , Albus Dumbledore, who was in charge. " Moving on , half of us shall protect the town and the others sha--" A loud slam was heard, that sounded quite like a door hitting the wall, which was followed by a smash and loud shrieks.

"HARRY!"

Everyone jumped from their seats, wands drawn, shooting towards the screams. Sirius pelted towards the kitchen where he could here Hermione yelling. Blasting the food open with a weakened bombarda , bursting through the door with the others, Remus at the lead due to his werewolf genes. Sirius faltered before he burst into bark-like chuckles. There, in the room, were the children covered head to toe in cake, flour and things he wouldn't like to name. Fred and George were grinning from the middle of the room, Harry beside them a smirk lighting his face.

"WHAT HAVE YOU DONE! WE LEFT YOU FOR TEN MINUTES AND THIS IS WHAT YOU DO! HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND? AND THE CAKE! HARRY IS NOT GOING TO HAVE A CAKE FOR HIS BIRTHDAY , YOU-- Fred. George. Which one of you was it? " Screeched Molly.

"Us? No we wouldn't--"

"Waste your absolutely--"

" Delicious food, oh no! "

"It was Ickle Harrykins." They both stated in sync.

" Uhhhh your food looks really nice on people? Uh I mean I'm sorry! " rushed Harry.


"Harry what are you thinking about?" Hummed Hermione from the stove.

"Harry think? You've officially lost your mind hermione." Sniggered George.

" I've lost my mind? I swear all your functioning brain cells escaped through that hole in your head. More empty than before isn't it? " snarked Hermione.

Harry glanced down at his plate, a smirk spreading on his face. Carefully lifting the potatoes up, he smashed it into George's face , rubbing it in for good measure. He yelled as juice was upended on his head, soaking him thoroughly.

" I just had a shower! "

" Sucks to be you then Harrykins. " roared George, mash potatoe dropping from his face. Harry reached over grabbing the butter, George doing the same for the eggs. Out of the corners of his eyes he saw Ron throw jam at him and he ducked. A piercing shriek was heard and as he quickly glanced over, he saw Hermione wiping Ian from her face.

" Don't you boys dare! Not in my kitchen! "