Episode: Stairmageddon (Season 9, episode 19)
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Tranquilizer
Lincoln was eating lunch; the others in the break room with him were Clark, Meredith and Stanley. Lincoln noticed Dwight coming into the room, and he saw him carrying what looked like a tranquilizing gun of sorts.
"So besides the stairs situation here. From what I heard, Dwight needs Stanley to help with a sale. But it also involves him going up and down the stairs again. Which is something he isn't for. Dwight had asked me to convince Stanley, due to the fact he's Clyde's uncle. But nothing I said worked. Heck, I even asked Andy if Stanley could have the rest of the day off. If he went and got the sale approved. But unfortunately, he said he couldn't approve it. That and also he's been distracted with trying to get famous." Lincoln said the last part with an eye roll, while being interviewed.
"Hey Dwight." Clark nervously greeted.
"Stanly, one way or another, you are gonna come with me to make this sale." Dwight ordered.
"Pass." Stanley uninterestedly said.
"C-can you let me out of here? Before whatever comes next?" Clark nervously asked.
"Dwight… is there any chance… of there being a safer way to do this? I mean, I'm good with people. Not only that, that makes me a good salesmen. So I think I can help you with the sales pitch." Lincoln tried to reason.
"Nope, Stanley is the only one that can make this sale, Lincoln. Also don't worry, it's just a bull tranquilizer." He then looked at the camera. "There's nothing to be alarmed about. It's just a man pointing a bull tranquilizer at a co-worker."
Stanley sighed, he put down his crossword and looked at Dwight. "Dwight, you do not learn do you? In order for a threat to be credible. You have-"
Stanley didn't get a chance to finish, due to Dwight shooting a tranquilizing dart at him.
"Holy shit." Clark said stunned.
Lincoln was too stunned to do anything. He knew he should've done a power point presentation to convince Stanley. Those always worked when he tried to convince people.
Stanley looked down stunned, and said," Oh no you did not." Stanley got up and angrily approached Dwight. Before he could do anything, Dwight shot him two more times. Stanley then toppled to the ground unconcious.
Lincoln went down to check Stanley's pulse, and was relieved to feel it.
"It's okay, Andy approved it." Dwight reassured.
Lincoln gave Dwight a raised eyebrow and said," Did you tell him what exactly you were planning on doing?"
"Well he said, 'whatever means possible'. So I had free reign to do anything." Dwight said. "And tranquilizing him was what I concluded on doing."
Lincoln sighed, knowing he was going to have to help Dwight with this.
