Alexsey stood by the lifeguard hut, and flexed his shoulder, then he looked down at himself. He'd worn a bathing suit many times before, but this was the first time he wore a speedo. The green-haired Russian Inkling didn't think much of it, but he did admit that he looked great.
He heard the sound of sloshing movements, and turned to see another green Inkling arrive. Alex, also known as Makerboy10, morphed into his humanoid form, and Alexsey saw the lime speedo that he was wearing.
"Look at us, wearing speedos as if it's a Speedo Day." Alex quipped, "How are you doing with your speedo, Alexsey?"
The leader of Team B coughed. "It's alright, swim trunks are more comfortable though." He said, looking down at himself again in a nearly-embarrassed manner
"Honestly, it can't be that bad." The tan Inkling remarked, "This speedo fits me well..." He slapped his behind, "...and if I am being up front, beach girls do love speedo dudes."
"I don't hate it..." Alexsey clarified, "It's just... it feels tight."
"Yo, where's Goggles?" Alex changed the subject, "Didn't he say to meet up here?"
Right on cue, a blue squid swam into the area and morphed into a blue-haired Inkling boy wearing goggles and a blue speedo. Goggles waved with an upbeat smile, "Hey, guys! Lookin' pretty good here."
"Thanks, Goggles." Alex waved back.
"How's your Speedo?" Alexsey asked sarcastically.
"Come on now..." Goggles slapped the Russian squid on the shoulder, "Where's the optimism? Today, we're the Speedo Splatoon, the Speedo Squad, and our job is to protect the well-being of the other beach goers, defend the beach, and fight against any form of injustice that takes place here."
"And the women are going to love us." Alex said with optimism, he elbowed Alexsey, "I think I saw your wife near the ocean in a bikini winking at you."
Alexsey looked up, and he saw Nona, sporting a deep blue bikini, standing by a rock near the water and waving to her husband. Nona blew a kiss to her husband, and flashed a wink with a hand on her hip.
"Alright, Speedo Splatoon..." Alexsey said confidently, "Let's be beach heroes and ensure this seaside is safe from trouble whatsoever."
"Yeah!" Goggles cheered, "For justice... and women!"
The three speedo-clad Inklings got to work. Goggles positioned himself on the porch of the lifeguard house, and Alexsey patrolled the beach, keeping alert and prepared to help anyone in need at any time. Alex took to the nearest lifeguard booth, and he acted as the group's lookout, keeping an eye on the seemingly fragile seaside peace.
Goggles picked up a pair of binoculars and he looked out at the seaside, watching a pair of seagulls flying over a pile of rocks while a starfish lay on a boulder in the sun. The goofy member of Team Blue spotted a blue Inkling girl in a bikini swimming in the ocean, and the girl waved to him. Goggles waved back, and his heart pounded in his ribcage.
"Nice Speedo."
He noticed a shapely Octoling in a red one-piece bathing suit leaning against the palm tree by the lifeguard house, winking flirtatiously at him. Goggles lowered his binoculars, and flashed a smile.
"Hey, what's up?" He said, "Speedo Squid Boy #1 is up and on the beach protection job."
"A Speedo hero, eh?" The Octoling girl giggled, "Now that's hot."
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Someone screamed.
"CRAZY OCTOPUS ATTACK AT TEN!" Alex cried from the lifeguard booth.
Goggles looked up, spotting the scene unfolding; A large dark-red octopus had grabbed an orange-haired Inkling girl in a gold bikini while she was swimming in the ocean and the octopi was wrapping its tentacles around her in a tight manner. Anyone who saw all sorts of anime would know where that was going.
"SPEEDO SPLATOON! GO!" Goggles cried.
"Oooh, take me with you, Speedo Squid..." The Octoling in the red swimsuit folded her arms around the silly squid's neck in a seductive manner.
"Vremya prigotovit' shushi s shchupal'tsami!" Alexsey declared in Russian. He raced towards a jet-ski that was nearby, grabbed a gun, and took the vehicle into the water. Once it was in the right spot, Alexsey hopped onto the jet-ski, and started up the engines before he raced towards the scene of the octopus attack.
Alex leaped from his lifeguard perch, ready to take action, and he leaped into a motorboat before fetching a spear. The green-haired Inkling kickstarted the boat's engines, and gripped the wheel, heading right towards the octopus without a moment to lose.
Goggles made a dash to the water with the female Octoling, whose name was Sta'rea, and the two of them dove in together. Goggles swam as fast as he could, and was surprised to see that his new... acquaintance was almost faster than him. Just what was her secret?
It didn't matter, the Speedo Squids had a job to do.
Alexsey and Alex made their way towards the octopus as it was still holding the Inkling girl hostage, and the green-haired squids didn't miss a beat. Alexsey opened fire, shooting the wild octopus in one of its tentacles, and the creature's eyes widened while its grip on the female squid loosened. She dropped into the water, shaken but unharmed.
Alex's turn. He threw the spear into the octopus' head, and the creature fell back into the water, leaking black ink that was dissipated by the currents. Goggles caught up just in time, and climbed into Alex's borrowed boat.
"Excellent work, team!" Goggles high-fived Alex and saluted Alexsey, "We saved someone from an octopus, even though octopi don't usually attack people at the beach."
"You may not have gotten a piece of the action, but I say you have a brave team..." Sta'rea remarked in a sultry tone, "So... what motivated you to start a trio team of brave speedo-clad squid boys?"
"Sometimes the beach needs a hero, and heroes can look super good in tights and speedos." Alex explained.
"You got that right, buddy." Goggles high-fived the tan squid boy with a grin.
"Thanks for the rescue, Speedo Splatoon." The Inkling girl said with a happy smile, her name was Kura-Chan.
"No problem, Kura-Chan." Alex waved, "Be careful when you go swimming, okay?"
It wasn't long before Goggles, Alex, and Alexsey returned to the beach with Sta'rea heading off to sunbathe with a couple of other gorgeous Octoling women, leaving the two guys to do their hero thing without having to worry about a very flirtatious beach babe accompanying one of them. Just then, another scream perked their attention.
"WILD SALMONID!"
A tan Octoling girl with pink hair in a light-pink G-string bikini was running across the beach as a large Salmonid with yellow eyes chased after her. The Octoling shrieked as the Salmonid tried to grab her. Luckily, the boys knew what to do.
"IT'S ACTION TIME!" Alex yelled.
"You got that right, Alex." Goggles nodded, "Get that crazy Salmonid before it hurts that woman and tries to take her sunscreen or violates her!"
The three Inklings leaped into action. Alex rushed in to protect the Octoling girl, and he swept her into his arms before racing towards the lifeguard house while Alexsey and Goggles handled the Salmonid. Alexsey picked up his sword, and he threw it at the creature's eye, making it yell in pain.
PYEW-PYEW-PYEW! Goggles whipped up a Splat-Blaster and shot at the wild fish-like creature, stunning it hard. And then, Alex, who was making sure the Octoling was safe, threw his spear at the Salmonid with the blade piercing the crazed creature's head. The Salmonid fell over, and all movement came to an end.
"You... You saved me... and my purse." The Octoling said to Alex.
"I don't believe I got your name, ma'am." Alex replied, holding the bikini-clad octopus girl's hand with a charming smile.
"Luuna..." Luuna replied, "Luuna Limeheart."
"All in a day's work, Ms. Luuna Limeheart..." Alex kissed the Octoling's hand, and then, he wrapped a hand around her toned back and claimed Luuna in a kiss. Luuna was surprised at first, then she folded her arm around Alex and melted into his charms.
Goggles grinned confidently. "Another job well done, Speedo Splatoon." He said, "And we rule! Good going, Alex."
Nona walked up to Alexsey, and folded her arms around her husband's neck while leaning against the speedo-clad Russian squid boy in a sultry manner. "You've been an amazing beach hero, my love." Nona said to Alexsey, "And I think... you deserve a steamy reward."
Alexsey grinned, and he looked back at Alex as he and Luuna kissed. Then he looked back at Nona, and swept his wife into his arms. Until the next beach crisis, the Speedo Squid Splatoon deserved a good relaxing beach day, and very special rewards, and the three Inkling boys were very lucky...
The End
