"ahhh yes daddy please oh fuck fuck fuck harder harder" where the moans of a sertain red headed kunoichi. flash back they had just marrided and as you can guess they where on there honey moon. tbl (to be finished later)

a well known blonde knuckle headed shinoboi was being tracked and searched for by anbu after stealing the scroll of seals... the kid could could be seen looking through the scroll of seals. he had just recently masterd the kage bunshin (shadow clone) jutsu his eyes scanned through out the scroll searching for smothing usefull when suddenly he layyed eyes on it. Orochimaru had made many jutsu some were capable of using kekkai genkai but he could never find a sutible subject, but what if he did find one an uzumaki. who seemed to contain a beast and had been exprented on for days but his work was never finished, but what what if the long secqence of hand seals was in that acorsed scroll of seals. the blonde read hevanly beast of yami. he began the hand seals Saru, Tatsu, Ne, Tori, Mi, Ushi, Inu, Uma, Tora, Hitsuji, Monkey, Dragon, Rat, Bird, Snake, Ox, Dog, Horse, Tiger, Boar, Ram, Hare, jin, fox and many more seals. over a hundred. Dot Dot Dot beforce he could finish the sequal of signs a burst of chakra was released destroying the land a round him - his chakra colis were fried as he let open all eights. But luckly for him he had the kyuubi and insane resevers ,his coils were rebulit as he let out a blood curdling scream cuasing almost all anbu to rush to his direction "agg arhh agg ah hahhhha" he screamed actvating ptsd for certian sand siblings. he managed the last 3 hand seals moments before the anbu arrived he passed out miauki plans were spoiled as the hokage was there "ox take him to an hospital with dog and gaurd his room." the aged man commanded

and by the way i bet you didnt notice the double could but if you did leave a reveiw