Eraserhead created #New Chat

Eraserhead invited Yuga Aoyama, Mina Ashido, +18 to #New Chat

Eraserhead renamed #New Chat to #Class 1-A Group Chat

#Class 1-A Group Chat

Eraserhead: Listen up, new students

Eraserhead: The only reason I condone the very existence of this server

Eraserhead: Is because UA has learned through painful experience that one will crop up elsewhere anyway and it's simply better to pretend it has adult supervision

Eraserhead: I am currently the only mod, which I will extend to whichever among you two is elected Class Rep and Vice Rep at a later date

Eraserhead: After which I will cheerfully mute all notifications, but remember that Nedzu himself designed this app. Everything is recorded, and anyone who manages to ping one of the content filters will be automatically logged and reported.

Eraserhead: 1st ping, official warning and a 500-word essay on why whatever you posted was wrong or offensive. 2nd ping, banned for a week and a compulsory detention with Hound Dog to identify and address the underlying issue. 3rd ping, suspension at the bare minimum up to and including expulsion and a black mark on your permanent record.

Eraserhead: All that applies just to texts, images, and videos you will post in this sanctioned safe space to let off steam and communicate with your classmates. Because while you all may be aspiring Heroes, you are also still teenagers and are/will be in DESPERATE need of an outlet.

Eraserhead: All of which is to say keep it PG-13 and don't make anyone uncomfortable through use of hate words, NSFW media, or harassing behavior. In this group chat. It pains me that I must spell this out every year, but if you pull any of that shit IRL where I or another staff member catches you, the consequences will be FAR more severe.

Eraserhead: And with my spiel delivered, I may now rest and leave you to whatever chaos shall inevitably be produced by 20 high school students in cyber proximity. I strongly advise you to actually read and memorize the schedule and syllabus you got earlier, we will not hold your hands and if you flunk out it will be entirely due to your own fault.

Eraserhead: Proceed. And at least attempt to make your usernames intelligent, because while I'll only check the chat in emergencies or when tagged once you choose your own babysitters, I will not hesitate to judge. Harshly. Eraser out.

Tenya Iida: Thank you for the explanation, Aizawa-sensei! We shall of course do our utmost to adhere to the rules and regulations that you laid out! This is an excellent medium to keep in contact with each other to help with studying, homework, and coordinate any extracurricular activities!

Momo Yaoyorozu: Indeed! I am most excited to have the opportunity to get to know all my fellow classmates whom I will learn beside for the next 3 years even outside of scheduled school hours!

Tsuyu Asui: I tend to say what I think. If I cross the line to hurtful, feel free to call me out and I will attempt to regulate, but otherwise I am blunt and without filter.

Tsuyu Asui: 1st impressions to ^^^

Tsuyu Asui: Aizawa-sensei runs off coffee, jelly pouches and spite and has aged before his time from burning the candle at both ends working the Underground by night while dealing with hormonal gremlins by day.

Tsuyu Asui: Iida has probably already memorized the Student Handbook and will treat every line as holy writ. He's the ultimate teacher's pet. Not even an organic pet, one of those fancy toy robot-pets that require no maintenance, which given his family's Quirk lineage is weirdly funny.

Tsuyu Asui: Yaoyorozu is a sweet summer child who had a very sheltered upbringing and will likely go into culture shock within the next 24 hours.

Tsuyu Asui: Also

Tsuyu Asui changed username to Amazon

Amazon: iykyk

Mina Ashido changed username to XenomorphQueen

XenomorphQueen: Respect to above callout both for guts to just say it and how accurate all 3 are after just one day, lol

Eijiro Kirishima changed username to Let's start a Crimson Riot!

Let's start a Crimson Riot!: Say it with ya chest! So manly, Asui! Also, important note, I am not trying to misgender anyone, 'manly' is just my codeword for 'awesome'! Sorry if it bothers anyone, just tell me and I'll try to use a different word in your specific case!

XenomorphQueen: Can confirm, this pure idiot is like Elfman Strauss, he just equates all good or positive or admirable things with 'MAN!'. I won't say he wouldn't hurt a fly, we ARE here to learn to beat up Villains among other things, but he's an adorkable sweetheart past the literal hard exterior.

Let's start a Crimson Riot!: Aww shucks thanks Mina, my girl!

Let's start a Crimson Riot!: No hetero though, platonic soulmate!

XenomorphQueen: Platonic soulmates 3! Who practice kissing ;)

Let's start a Crimson Riot!: Well, yeah, duh, that's just mutual aid to help us with our future partners, nothing weird about it

Denki Kaminari changed username to Human Phone Charger

Human Phone Charger: ^^ friendship goals

Human Phone Charger: hey, kyo, how come we don't practice kissing?

Kyoka Jiro changed username to Walking Spotify

Walking Spotify: bc kami you would inevitably get thirsty and make it weird

Walking Spotify: also I'd barf

Walking Spotify: and then I'd stab you with my jacks

Walking Spotify: so no

Human Phone Charger: I hate that I agree with you T_T

Izuku Midoriya changed username to Mr. Grinch

Mr. Grinch: In regards to my name, it's appropriate because I'm green and also ironic because I'm the farthest thing from 'a mean one' on the face of the Earth and I find the juxtaposition of the two funny

Mr. Grinch: And I kinda had an anxiety doom spiral over whether to even say what I'm about to say because it's the teeniest bit controversial and then I started overthinking all the pros and cons to going through with it because I personally feel it's necessary but also a little overstepping and then I started overthinking my overthinking on whether I actually was overthinking or just paying due diligence as Devil's advocate and then I finally dug deep for my balls and committed to the chosen course of action and now I'm just going to go for it!

Ochako Uraraka changed username to DefyingGravity

DefyingGravity: O.o

DefyingGravity: Torn between legit concern over ALL that and being impressed how the heck he typed it all so fast

Mr. Grinch: Ah! Sorry to worry you, Uraraka-san! But also, thanks for the compliment to my typing speed!

Mr. Grinch: But back to where I was going!

Mr. Grinch: Since the odds that all 20 members of Class 1-A are cis, het, mono, and neurotypical are infinitesimal, and also since I doubt everyone managed to catch everyone's name during the Quirk Assessment Test today, how about we all go around and share our names, pronouns, and any and all personal information you feel comfortable revealing in regards to identity!

Mr. Grinch: I'll lead by example! Izuku Midoriya, he/him cisgender male. In regards to romantic and sexual orientation I have arrived at the conclusion that I am both poly and pan since I could see myself falling in love with anyone who loved me back and trying to make it work wholeheartedly for every single person I end up involved with either platonically, romantically, and/or sexually. In reality I'll probably die a lonely virgin since I'm just so awkward and plain-looking but that doesn't change the fact I have a big, indiscriminate heart. On the awkward note, I'm not formally diagnosed but would not be surprised in the slightest to learn I fall on the autism spectrum between my social issues and special interest/hyperfixation on all things Hero-related. There's superfans, and then there's memorizing interviews verbatim while actively tracking changes in published statistics from year to year for every member of the Top 100. I have a 20-page treatise saved in Docs on why the metrics used to assess the HPSC annual Hero Rankings are fundamentally flawed or disregard crucial factors and information, but that's neither here nor there.

Mr. Grinch: In summary, I am Izuku Midoriya, a boy in a boy's body, I could probably fall in love with a tentacle monster if they were nice enough and treated me right and then become the harem mom for all his/her/their other victims, and I am the biggest nerd to ever nerd.

Mr. Grinch: Please take good care of me *bows*

Eraserhead: Can't actually give extra credit, but point to Midoriya for being the first to suggest the pronoun/self-disclosure roll call in the first hour. For the record, Shota Aizawa, my pronouns are 'sensei', and my personal life is none of your business. Only share what you're comfortable with the whole class or potentially the whole school or even the world knowing. Lots of Heroes live in the limelight, and will have a lower than average expectation or right to privacy. Some Heroes horde their secrets even tighter as a result, some go for full transparency. It's really up to each of you. So the other 19 of you can either share nothing but your name or blab even more than Midoriya just did. And if you're not comfortable enough to share certain details now, that is perfectly okay and you can do so if/when you are. And don't forget The Rules about being appropriate or making anyone uncomfortable. Remember, everything is being monitored by Nedzu's software. Eraser out.

Minoru Mineta changed username to Juicy Grape

Juicy Grape: Ok, I'm just going to say this as a PSA. I am a pervert. I have 10x the thirst of the average teenage male crammed into this dwarfish body. For all I know, it's part of my Quirk messing with my brain chemistry or I just came this way, idk. All that being said, while I am unrepentantly a lech for the female form, I try not to cross the line into misogyny or full-on creeper/rapist vibes.

Juicy Grape: Also, I do not GET all the gender and orientation and general queerness stuff. Like, I've TRIED to educate myself, and it just does not compute. So if I say something offensive, I swear on my mother that it's because I honestly don't understand anything outside the quote unquote 'cishet' mold.

Juicy Grape: So I'll just say Minoru Mineta, and I'm a dude into chicks. I will probably judge some of you if you're too far from what I consider normal, but I at least won't pollute this chat with my inner thoughts and just keep them inside.

Toru Hagakure changed username to Ms. Cellophane

Ms. Cellophane:

Ms. Cellophane: Like… at least he acknowledges it?

Ms. Cellophane: Moving on, Toru Hagakure, she/her cis female. I am Kinsey 0 straight; like, I can acknowledge other girls' aesthetic and give constructive criticism but I legit might take the bullet with a gun to my head rather than so much as kiss a woman. I am exclusively into men, full stop. And only 1 at a time, poly sounds way too complicated for me.

Ms. Cellophane: You'd be amazed how much straight-shaming I got when I tried to join my middle school's GSA. Like, somewhere along the line we went from trying to accept all the ways people can be different to seeing standard cishet mono people as 'old-fashioned' and 'close-minded'.

Ms. Cellophane: Sorry for my mini-rant, but I have enough trouble feeling seen thanks to my Quirk without having to defend how 'boring' or 'basic' my gender and sexuality are.

Ms. Cellophane: *bonus points if you get the reference in my username

Walking Spotify: ^ 'Mr. Cellophane' by John C. Reily, 'Chicago (2002)' soundtrack, "Cellophane, Mister Cellophane/ Should have been my name, Mister Cellophane/ 'Cause you can look right through me/ Walk right by me and never know I'm there"

Walking Spotify: Which is actually more and more sad the longer I think about it, but then I psychoanalyze everyone based on musical preferences.

Walking Spotify: Back to roll call, Kyoka Jiro, she/they. Like, I'm femme and I'm biologically female but there's still some kind of disconnect. Closest term I've found for that feeling or identity is a 'demigirl', but if that's too confusing then just treat me like any cis girl and I probably won't care.

Walking Spotify: As for love and sex and magic, I'm attracted to femininity. Like, not full lesbian because some men turn my head, but the more soft and pretty and cute you are the higher your chances. And I'd be okay being in a polycule but probably only have the 1 primary partner and just be friendly with everyone else in it.

Walking Spotify: That's me.

Human Phone Charger: Denki Kaminari, he/they. Basically everything Kyoka said gender-wise, just for being a man. Like, not sure I even count as a proper enby, I'm masc and don't mind my plumbing but it still feels a little weird to try and box myself with the label of 'cis male' so I gave myself some wiggle room. But whatevs. All about the ladies, or maybe the right ladyboy, me and Kyoka met because we joined the Pro Heroine Fan Club and were thirsting over the same pics, lol

Human Phone Charger: On the neurodivergent front, I am the poster child for ADHD. No idea if it's caused by my Quirk or just plays off it, but I can lose track of a conversation halfway through my own sentence. Mostly inattentive type, but I also have the worst impulse control. Makes studying and taking formal tests pure hell, but I managed to get into UA which is a pretty high bar so maybe I'm being too hard on myself.

Human Phone Charger: Also, Quirk warning, I can literally reach over a million volts going all out with Electrification. The natural insulation of my own body chokes the amperage in most cases, but I legit can't hug my grandpa because I might accidentally short circuit his pacemaker. So if you don't like static shocks, don't even get within arm's length of me. You've been warned.

Tenya Iida: I am honored to be so entrusted and will of course be willing to be equally candid! My only regret is not suggesting we do this before Midoriya-san, it was a shameful lapse on my part! In regards to myself, I am Tenya Iida, please ask for permission before using my given name. I prefer he/him pronouns, I have XY chromosomes and identify most with the 'male' gender. I believe I fall somewhere on the aromantic/asexual spectrum, as I have literally never experienced a 'crush' as I understand the concept. It's not that I'm against kissing or intimacy or sexual relations with a willing partner, I just have felt little to no drive or actual desire to participate in such with anyone I've ever met. Maybe I simply haven't met the right person or people yet, but I truly see no problem with the possibility of dying a virgin or never having a serious romance. That said, my friends and family mean everything to me, and I hope to establish healthy, lasting relationships with all of you!

Tenya Iida: Also, I may be a stickler for rules and protocol, and I may somehow have organic internal combustion engines in my calves, but I am not in fact a robot. I play video games and sports and enjoy social interaction as much as any baseline human adolescent.

Tenya Iida: So, since changing our usernames from actual names to some witty or clever reference seems to be the norm…

Tenya Iida changed username to MechaMan

MechaMan: That done, let us continue with the roll call!

Let's start a Crimson Riot!: So manly I'm gonna cry! Everyone being loud and proud of who they truly are!

Let's start a Crimson Riot!: Plus, dang, either everyone is pretty eloquent or Principal Nedzu's autocorrect is way better than factory standard.

Let's start a Crimson Riot!: Eijiro Kirishima, he/him, cis MAN! Not quite Kinsey 6, Mina gets me hard when we practice but her plumbing legitimately terrifies me. I was a c-section, I did not come out of a you-know-what and have no desire to ever enter or even see one in my life. It's manly to be loyal and devoted but also not manly to repress or deny feelings, so I could see myself in a closed triad or maybe even a quad. But otherwise I'd be happy to settle down with one perfect manly man someday.

Let's start a Crimson Riot!: I have dyslexia and dyscalculia, letters and numbers just jumble together in my head so I will probably always be in the bottom half of the class academically. But I don't need to be a genius and valedictorian to be a Hero and save the day!

Let's start a Crimson Riot!: And sorry if this is TMI but that hasn't stopped almost everyone from asking me at some point in the past so I'll just put it out there: no, I don't get an erection every time I activate my Quirk. That involves blood flow and arousal, not the rigidity of the body's tissues. I can harden without getting hard, if that even makes sense grammatically. Gross moment over, who's next?

XenomorphQueen: Me me me!

XenomorphQueen: Mina Ashido, she/her cis female. Almost too bi to function, I get crushes on almost EVERYONE. I'd say pan but intersex and certain Quirk mutations just weird me out so I'd like to stick to traditional plumbing if possible.

XenomorphQueen: I'd totally be the heart of a polycule, juggling all my personal partners and trying to matchmake them with each other and anyone else they were interested in until we were a tangled web. Like, I have a hard time even wrapping my head around the concept of jealousy or possessiveness, compersion is my default setting.

XenomorphQueen: If I ever get too familiar or flirty or physically clingy for your comfort level, please just tell me. I'm a cuddle machine and would proposition you in front of your parents, but if that crosses the line for you, say so and I'll dial it back.

XenomorphQueen: And yes, I'm going to say it: I am literally horny 24/7.

XenomorphQueen: 8 plus Sensei down, 12 to go!

Amazon: Tsuyu Asui, just call me Tsu. Genderfluid, seriously just call me Tsu instead of asking which pronouns I feel like on any given day. Genetically female, but my Quirk is Frog and sex reversal in frogs is a thing so for all I know I can switch if I really wanted to. Not sure if the process would be long, painful, and/or reversible though, hence why I haven't experimented with that particular ability. I'm demisexual, which means I only really get turned on for people I already have the warm and fuzzies for. Porn is just visual noise to me, it does nothing for me to see total strangers get it on, it has to be someone I know and already kinda want to have sex with in the first place to get me going. All 3 of my prior relationships were with boys but you never know.

Amazon: In other news, I have very limited opportunities to hang out outside school as both my parents work full-time so I'm constantly needed to babysit my baby brother and sister. Make the most of our time together during class unless you're willing to help me out with them at my place.

Momo Yaoyorozu changed username to Shakti

Shakti: My word, I know I've lived my life primarily in high society where everything is held to strict, perhaps even unreasonable standards. Still, I am shocked at how vulgar and crude most of you are being. How can you so casually refer to… certain topics?

Amazon: ^^^ Called it

DefyingGravity: What I got from that is that Yaoyorozu is rich. Seems more spoiled sweet than spoiled rotten, but still, my impoverished ass is greener than Midoriya rn

DefyingGravity: Moving on

DefyingGravity: I'm Ochako Uraraka, she/her. Pretty sure I'm cishet and mono like Hagakure, but I've never really thought about it or had a chance to experiment so let's take those as guidelines instead of set in stone.

DefyingGravity: Also, I come from the country and was raised by construction workers. I am consciously censoring my usual language because of the content filters, but I cuss like a fishwife in person. Sorry not sorry

Shakti:

Shakti: Uraraka, I cannot decide whether it would be best if we limit all possible interaction since we seem so different or if we should attempt to be friends and mutually expand each other's horizons.

Shakti: I would be happy to discuss it over lunch tomorrow, I feel it will be an informative and educational experience whichever way we decide to proceed afterwards.

Shakti: In regards to the roll call, I am Momo Yaoyorozu, she/her. That is all that is required I disclose, yes?

Shoto Todoroki: I am Shoto Todoroki. I am confused. It is almost as if all of you are suggesting that there is a difference between gender and sex, that intercourse can happen outside a marriage between a man and a woman, or that one person can have multiple partners. Is this some elaborate prank or was I raised in an echo chamber of my father's personal opinions and am ignorant of a great deal of what seems common knowledge? The latter would not surprise me, but this seems so strange that I must allow for the former.

Ms. Cellophane:

Let's start a Crimson Riot!:

XenomorphQueen:

Walking Spotify:

DefyingGravity: … Seriously?

Human Phone Charger: What's really sad is that I think he is

Mr. Grinch: Endeavor (Enji Todoroki) has received multiple citations or mandated apologies on public record for queerphobic comments and 'collateral' damage of queer persons or queer-related property. Sadly almost every lawsuit or attempt for harsher penalties has failed or was swept under the rug. He and his Hero agency also donate to a number of ultra-conservative charities and political organizations that promote everything from pro-bono defense and appeals for hate crimes (for example, the bombing of an LGBT+ youth shelter in Kyoto) to Quirkless euthanization/internment to repealing parental rights for poly or homo families to any non-biological children. Endeavor and most of his staff don't even try that hard to hide it or make it subtle how bigoted they are against 'unnatural' or 'disgusting' ways of living.

Mr. Grinch: The fact Endeavor is consistently ranked as the #2 Hero regardless is a testament to his skill at his job. And also a number of societal issues that were around long before we were born and will likely persist long after we're all gone, but more on that later.

Mr. Grinch: I truly think Todoroki-san is genuinely uneducated, not intolerant or intending to be rude.

Mr. Grinch: Eraserhead Aizawa-sensei, I believe Todoroki-san requires a session with a member of staff to go over hate speech and discrimination. He won't be malicious about it, but he may parrot something he heard at home and not even realize how hurtful or damaging his words could be construed.

Eraserhead: I'm not even surprised. Shoto Todoroki Please report to my personal office 30 minutes before the start of homeroom tomorrow morning. We won't have time to do a comprehensive Queer 101 with you, but I can at least coach you on which beliefs are within your right as an individual as opposed to those which are considered hate speech or verbal abuse when expressed to another person in a public space.

Shoto Todoroki: Very well, Aizawa-sensei

Shoto Todoroki: I would very much appreciate learning where I was misinformed to avoid insulting anyone by accident.

Shoto Todoroki: I am not at UA to play nice and make friends, but neither am I here to be rude and make enemies.

Shoto Todoroki: And for the 'roll call', I am Shoto Todoroki. I hesitate to say anything else since it seems I don't know as much about what makes a person a person as I thought. In regards to pronouns, I have always been called he or him so I'll keep using them until I decide if there's some reason I should change them I was unaware of. I didn't even know changing pronouns was a 'thing' until today.

Shoto Todoroki: Please go on now that I have answered.

Katsuki Bakugo changed username to King Explosion Murder

King Explosion Murder: Chatting with extras is a waste of time, but I'll identify just to stop any of you idiots from making assumptions that will piss me off.

King Explosion Murder: Katsuki Bakugo, he/him, cis male. I'll figure out my romantic and sexual orientations once I'm #1 Hero.

King Explosion Murder: You may return to being pointless

King Explosion Murder muted #1-A Group Chat

Human Phone Charger: ^ Rude

Human Phone Charger: Like, Iida wants everyone to conform to his standard of behavior out of toxic earnestness and Todoroki seems to not even know any better

Human Phone Charger: But Bakugo actively looks down on the rest of us.

Human Phone Charger: It probably says something about me that I still think he's pretty cool and strong even with that attitude

Mr. Grinch: Believe me everyone, that was Kacchan (Katsuki) on his best behavior. He's very arrogant, I don't deny, but he's earned it. He has a great Quirk, he trains and studies harder than anyone I've ever met, and for all his sharp edges has some strange, magnetic charisma to make people like him and follow his lead. He may well be the Endeavor or All Might of our generation.

Mr. Grinch: Having grown up with him, I can assure you that he's also very tolerant and accepting of almost everything that inspires prejudice.

DefyingGravity: ^ ALMOST

DefyingGravity: Midoriya, you can wax poetic all day on why Bakugo is a likable asshole.

DefyingGravity: But do not deny that he IS an asshole

DefyingGravity: Now spill the tea and share what his hate fire is aimed at

Mr. Grinch:

Mr. Grinch: I do not want to unfairly color any of you against him. He deserves the chance to make a first impression on all of you without me bringing up the mistakes of his past

Let's start a Crimson Riot!: Midoriya, so manly that you're trying not to diss Bakugo or out his worst quality. But if it's something really bad, we deserve to know. At least so we know not to bring it up when he's around.

Amazon: He MADE his first impression. It sucked, at least imo. Unless he committed an actual crime, in which case you'd be complicit in covering it up, just tell us what the angry pomeranian's berserk button is.

XenomorphQueen: LOL angry pomeranian, it's funny bc Tsu's SO right

XenomorphQueen: Legit tho, Midoriya, just tell us. How bad could it be?

Yuga Aoyama changed username to MakeItSHINE!

MakeItSHINE!: Yuga Aoyama, fae/faer, non-binary male. I identify as a being of infinite light and beauty currently enrobed in mortal flesh. Who are you to say otherwise? I am attracted to beauty, and beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I will say that I would probably pick being the little spoon for an hour over an act of no-strings oral sex, I care more about intimacy and mutual comfort than just chasing orgasms.

MakeItSHINE!: And Mr. Grinch, don't feel pressured to tell us what you're so worried we'll hate about Bakugo. But the very fact you're hesitant to tell us is probably a good sign that it's something to be concerned about. The first step to solving any problem is to acknowledge it exists in the first place.

MakeItSHINE!: Your move, mon ami (my mother's from France, I slip French into conversation, deal with it)

Mr. Grinch: … Kacchan's very Quirkist. Not MLA-level bad, but still pretty bad

Mr. Grinch: He defines himself by having such a versatile, powerful Quirk and judges people based on how 'strong' or 'weak' their own Quirks are.

Mr. Grinch: Last year he suicide baited a Quirkless student in our class.

Mr. Grinch: "You want a Quirk so bad, here's an idea. Take a swan dive off the roof and pray for one in the next life."

Mr. Grinch: Wow I feel so icky and guilty for telling you guys that but it also feels so good to admit it at the same time I cannot even process this

Hanta Sero changed username to DuckTape

DuckTape: Hi, everybody, Hanta Sero, he/him, cis male, my Kinsey score is

DuckTape: ^^^ OMFGWTF?!

DuckTape: King Explosion Murder YOU MOTHERFUCKER!

DuckTape has been warned and reported

DuckTape: WORTH IT!

DuckTape: Eraserhead YOU LET SCUM LIKE THIS GUY INTO THE HERO COURSE?! WHAT KIND OF OP YOU GUYS RUNNING HERE?!

King Explosion Murder: Don't tag me, extra

King Explosion Murder: What's the big deal? Not like the worthless extra did it anyway

King Explosion Murder: Also, Mr. Grinch snitches get stitches, Deku

MechaMan: There are so many things wrong with what I just read I lost count

MechaMan: Eraserhead Aizawa-sensei, I am aware that suicide baiting in itself is not a crime unless charges of verbal harassment or hate speech are pressed, but I still find it extremely concerning that Bakugo is capable of such a thing. I wish to formally request a statement regarding your and the UA staff's position on this information now it has been revealed.

King Explosion Murder: Telling on me to the grown-ups now? How pathetic can you be?

King Explosion Murder has been removed from #Class 1-A Group Chat

Eraserhead: Mr. Grinch DM me. This is not a request.

Eraserhead: DuckTape Whether I personally feel that was merited or not, rules are rules. 500 words on why using that term is wrong, due in 3 days at the latest.

Eraserhead: Everyone Finish roll call then go about your day

Human Phone Charger: I'm so shook I might piss myself holy crap that escalated quickly

DuckTape: *Deep, cleansing breath*

DuckTape: I said what I said.

DuckTape: Same thing happened to one of my cousins. Only she listened. I say no more.

DuckTape: To finish up from earlier, I'm Kinsey 3 bi, my ideal relationship would be a closed MMF triad.

DuckTape: 5 people left, by my count

Koji Koda changed username to Thornberry

Thornberry: Hi, Koji Koda here

Thornberry: I have selective mutism, I just lose the ability for non-Quirk speech when I get too stressed or depending on the situation

Thornberry: Unless any of you know JSL, it will probably be easier for me to just text here or in DMs than hope I can physically talk in class or otherwise.

Thornberry: I prefer they/them since I'm agender, physically male. I'm a panromantic asexual, or as my pet bunny Yuwai-chan puts it, a cuddle whore. Cuddle piles are better than spooning, so I'd be ok being the emotional support partner in any polycule so long as I get my fix of snuggling.

Thornberry: Even though I'm ace I still really want kids. Could even do IVF for bio kids. More reason to join an established relationship and set myself up as the go-to live-in babysitter. Pets, from one-time guests to fosters to long-term companions, are my reality as well.

Thornberry: If it sounds like I'm advertising myself, I sorta am. I got dumped by my latest partners 4 months ago, I had to leave almost all my animals behind when I moved to Musutafu to attend UA, and I am painfully lonely and touch-starved to the point I'd pay for someone to just hold my hand for 5 minutes.

Thornberry: On a completely separate note, pigeons are not spies for the government. Most of them are total anarchists, actually

Juicy Grape: It's people like ^^^ that confuse me and even I think Koda is a cinnamon roll too pure for this world.

DefyingGravity: It hurts to agree with the sicko on principle but omg same

Amazon: same

Walking Spotify: same

Ms. Cellophane: same

Human Phone Charger: I was today years old when I learned I would die for Koji Koda

XenomorphQueen: I've only known Koda for a day but if anything happened to them I would kill everyone in Japan and then myself

Let's start a Crimson Riot!: Thornberry What's your stance on kissing? Bc I really really want to kiss you and hold you and wipe the tears from your eyes and I'm told I'm a terrible cuddler because of my Quirk but I would legit declare you my datemate and take you out tonight if you'd have me ohmigod you're so cute

MechaMan: Perhaps my type is other ace people. I think I had my first doki-doki reading Koda-kun's texts.

Shakti: What scares me is that I know Kaminari and Ashido are quoting memes and I still agree with them wholeheartedly.

Fumikage Tokoyami changed username to Nevermore

Nevermore: Normally I try to come off all edgy and emo but I actually made a sound I'm pretty sure was a croon when I saw Koda's words and felt their pain through the screen.

Nevermore: I'm part-animal, they speak to animals. I have a living shadow, they are a source of light to surpass the sun itself. 'Tis a match made in the heavens!

Nevermore: Oh, and Fumikage Tokoyami, he/him cis male, I like what I like and I'm still figuring that out but I know for sure it includes Koda. Not sure I'm poly but any partners would have to be bc of Dark Shadow

Nevermore: This is Dark Shadow on Fumi's phone, my pronouns are it/its won't be offended, if anyone is good enough for Fumi they're good enough for me and every time will be a threesome ;)

Mr. Grinch: Just got out from a draining exchange with Aizawa-sensei and backread what I missed.

Mr. Grinch: I am fluent in JSL and will teach anyone who asks to help us all to communicate with Koda-san and make them feel included

Mr. Grinch: Also, I would betray my country if Koda-san asked me to.

Mr. Grinch: If I thought I had any chance I would ask them on a date

Mezo Shoji changed username to Consentacles

Consentacles: Mezo Shoji, he/they, Quirk-based intersex. Without getting too graphic, I have a hole between my legs that isn't quite a human vagina, and I can turn my Dupli-Arms into penises. I produce both eggs and sperm. I am well aware it's freaky, and I have embraced this fact. Pan and poly like Midoriya, if one is comfortable dating me and all it entails then join the party as far as I'm concerned.

Consentacles: I wear the mask because a human-ish face without a nose or mouth is disturbing for most people. I smell and eat through my Dupli-Arms.

Consentacles: Highkey want to bear hug Koda and never let go, lowkey concerned for Midoriya and his low self-esteem

MakeItSHINE!: I will blast anyone who breathes wrong in Koda's general direction. They are an angel and no one deserves them but I shall aspire to someday.

MakeItSHINE!: Also, Yuwai-chan is now our class mascot. If you disagree, you are irrelevant.

MakeItSHINE!: Mr. Grinch I share Shoji-kun's concerns about your worrying lack of confidence. Who hurt you mon cheri?

Thornberry: I only took so long to respond bc I am crying so hard from how nice you all are I can't see the screen

Thornberry: You're all so sweet, thanks so much for all the support

Thornberry: Let's start a Crimson Riot! If you're serious, I'd love to have lunch together tomorrow as a first date.

Thornberry: Mr. Grinch Why wouldn't you have a chance? Even if my bar wasn't on the floor atm, you seem kind and smart and the fact your Quirk is strong enough to break your own bones is scary hot. So fr, why?

Mashirao Ojiro changed username to Tail, singular

Tail, singular: Had to lead a junior class at my dojo right after school and have only just now caught up with the gc

Tail, singular: For the heathens who aren't cultured, my user is a pun on the StH character

Tail, singular: Mashirao Ojiro, he/him, fully transitioned trans male. My great-grandma specifically set aside part of her estate in her will to fund Quirk-assisted surgery, she was the best RIP

Tail, singular: Heteroromantic bisexual, meaning I get turned on by both but only seem to develop real feelings for women. So I'll fool around with either but want to settle down with a wife once I've sown my wild oats, though it's negotiable since I'm young and still getting to know myself

Tail, singular: Mr. Grinch 1. Did Sensei mention what's going to happen to Bakugo, I mean that was so wrong what he did but are they going to punish him over something that he did before he was even admitted? 2. First time I saw you, I wanted to kiss your freckles and rub my cheek against your hair to see if it's as floofy as it looks. Plus I sneak looks in the locker room, no shame, and DAMN. So why are you acting like a leper when you're so obviously a catch?

Mr. Grinch:

Mr. Grinch: I honestly have no idea how to respond to all that

Mr. Grinch: Quite literally everyone I've ever asked out or confessed to or even asked to hang out turned me down flat. And I have also literally never been confessed to, asked out, and I have not had any requests for social interaction outside school hours from someone besides my mom since I was 5. Clearly, I'm the problem. The data doesn't lie.

Rikido Sato changed username to ProbzBaking

ProbzBaking: Rikido Sato, he/they, enby male. I live to pump iron and also to make stuff in the kitchen. I have this caveman urge to assert my power and dominate/wreck my partners but I also catch myself wondering what it's like to be pregnant or wishing someone would hold me so gently I could cry. I am attracted either to jocks who can beat me at arm wrestling or delicate flowers I could pick up with one hand and really not much in between. It's like God threw raw testosterone, piss, and vinegar in equal parts with the very essence of stay-at-home mom energy in a blender when making my soul. I am a walking paradox of masc and femme extremes and I've given up trying to figure out whether they balance out. Like a rose pink jockstrap soaked in sweat and perfume idk I'm not good at describing it.

ProbzBaking: Case in point, I am entering the GC now because I was busy baking white chocolate and raspberry blondies to bring to class tomorrow as a start-of-year treat. And now I've caught up, I want to hunt down and break the kneecaps of whoever bullied Midoriya to the point he was isolated and cannot see his own worth.

ProbzBaking: Take me or leave me, ymmv

ProbzBaking: Mr. Grinch don't bother denying you were bullied, it oozes off you

ProbzBaking: and I'm 60% sure it was Bakugo or that he's at least one of the culprits

Let's start a Crimson Riot!:

Let's start a Crimson Riot!: … please tell me I'm not the only one just a little turned on rn

XenomorphQueen: ur not

XenomorphQueen: holy wow

XenomorphQueen: honestly couldn't remember who the last student was that hadn't chatted yet

XenomorphQueen: then Sato comes out of nowhere and proves he's as sexy as Koda is cute

XenomorphQueen: also, press 'f' to pay respects to Bakugo, between Aizawa-sensei and Sato he's a dead man walking

Human Phone Charger: F

Ms. Cellophane: f

DefyingGravity: any key BUT f, I will not respect Bakugo, I will dance upon his grave if he really is the one who crippled Midoriya's spirit

Walking Spotify: ^ same. pretty sure for different reasons, but same

MechaMan: ProbzBaking While I appreciate your generosity in making baked goods for the class and your protective spirit, it behooves me to say that you are a Hero student, not a Villain student. It would be illegal and immoral to assault Bakugo-san.

Amazon: No such thing as a Villain student, but thanks for the nightmare fuel from the very idea of an anti-UA to train the next generation of criminals

DuckTape: ProbzBaking I'll tie Bakugo up so he can't escape

DuckTape: MechaMan Lighten up and learn sarcasm/hyperbole

DuckTape: And yes, bondage is my thing, is anyone surprised?

Nevermore: Hmm, I'm not a real mangaka but drawing and writing are hobbies so I dabble

Nevermore: The Villain student thing has inspired me

Nevermore: What to name this bastion of corruption and darkness, this 'anti-UA'?

Nevermore: The Sinister School feels too obvious but I can't think of any other alliterative combo of a word for 'bad' with a word for 'a place of learning'. And I'm worried anything more high-brow would go over the target audience's heads

Nevermore: Not that I ever intend to publish but it's the principle of the thing

Nevermore: He's actually scary good but too self-conscious to share his masterpieces for the public's viewing pleasure since he poured his heart and soul into each panel and can't handle criticism. However, I can and will nag him into commissions, he had a roaring trade making surprisingly big bank sketching fanart in middle school. And yes, Rule 34 is allowed but charges extra for the trauma of forcing himself into the right headspace to make it look good - Dark Shadow

Nevermore: I will disagree on the quality of my creations but yes, I will produce any image you can describe for a price. Anything NSFW goes for 1.5x the usual rate. Anything involving the Wing Hero: Hawks is half-off.

Shoto Todoroki: Nevermore How much for my father's painful death?

Human Phone Charger: That went from 0 to 4 billion pretty fast

Human Phone Charger: Legit wondering if I should call the CGC on the Todoroki's house

XenomorphQueen: Shoto Todoroki Sweetie do you feel safe at home?

Mr. Grinch: Yes, I was bullied. No, I don't want to talk about it. I really just want to move on with my life with a fresh start at UA. Please respect my decision to bury the past.

Mr. Grinch: I greatly appreciate the support expressed by so many of you, though.

Mr. Grinch: Nevermore How much for a picture of an anorexic All Might? It's part of an inside joke, don't ask. I'm talking Jack Skellington-levels of bony thinness.

Mr. Grinch: Human Phone Charger Don't bother, the HPSC would never allow the scandal of the #2 being exposed as a domestic abuser, they already do enough to make him Teflon in regards to the queer hate.

Mr. Grinch: Shoto Todoroki ^ That said, Nedzu is the principal and has historically stood up against the HPSC's corruption and for his students' safety. Make a session with Hound Dog, tell him the worst of it, if it crosses the line into clear and present danger then Hound Dog is legally obligated to make a report to Nedzu, and from there you have the benevolent version of an evil mastermind in your corner.

Shoto Todoroki: Mr. Grinch I will take that under advisement.

Shoto Todoroki: Nevermore I'm still waiting for a price.

DefyingGravity: oml we're lucky Hound Dog is free some of y'all need SO much therapy