Nobody was going to tell him to fuck off, so they had to let him have a turn, Kokushibo was the only one who had ever played a game with Muzan although they both denied ever playing games in their spare time, which was obviously a lie.
Muzan sat down with the rest of them "truth or dare… Kokushibo" Muzan said with an evil grin. It shocked the group, even Kokushibo, the other upper moons were secretly relived it wasn't them, Akaza was so relived he almost did a backflip. Nobody knew what Muzan could possibly be trying to do, and it was odd that he would pick someone who would tell him the truth and complete any dare anyway. They all waited for Kokushibo to choose, and he eventually decided "dare" he said.
The rest of the group clapped their hands together "brave choice" said Daki, who was hopping for some nice drama "okay, I dare you to kill the next person who disturbs me" Muzan said before he walked off and locked himself back in his room.
Well, that was underwhelming. The whole group had to take a minute to process what had just happened. Kokushibo was the first to speak up "what a unique way to tell us all to shut up."
Muzan off course didn't sleep but he still went to bed just so he wouldn't have to deal with everyone else, sometimes he genuinely wondered if keeping them all alive was worth it. but then he always remembered the blue spider lily and for now that was his only motivation for not killing them. For now. They better find that flower fast.
Of course, they all decided that the game wasn't going too well, they didn't know whose turn it was, they had all ran out of truths, couldn't think of a silent enough dare and were getting just a bit bored of it. that was when they collectively diced that the hide in a corner or chat with your best friend tactic was the best idea. So Nakime and Daki went back to part 451 of their girly day, obviously gossiping about everyone else, specifically bad mouthing Douma, which was in their list of 500 things to do on a girly night/day. While Kokushibo, Akaza and Gyutaro all went to hide in their separate corners. Hantengu tried to join them but sadly he cried too much and due to Nakime still repairing the house they didn't have enough room for their own room each, so they had settled on a corner each in a square room which meant they had to be quiet, so they didn't get slapped out by the other two. Nobody knew where Gyokko had gone off to, but they assumed he needed to mourn his vases. Hantengu had been shoved back into the cupboard and the two girls were enjoying tea and gossip, so all was well for a solid five minutes.
The drama started up again when Hantengu tried to get out of his closet "your all so mean to me" he tried saying before he was hushed furiously by every other upper moon, then for some reason a full tea set fent flying full speed through the air aimed right for his head.
And it did not miss.
As soon as the cup shattered against his ugly head it cut right through his neck, releasing two of the clones.
Nakime was too shocked to react in time before the impact of the miniature explosion of teacup remains and whatever happened when Hantengu split tore the who closet to shreds and somehow the shards of wood cut off the clone's heads, creating all four Hantengu clones. Daki hid behind Nakime knowing throwing that teacup was a bad move. The other upper moons had about a hundred heart attacks within ten seconds. Their mission was to be silent, these four couldn't not wreck the place for five minutes, although they weren't the only ones it was easier to blame them for causing chaos when they were almost never around to defend themselves.
The four clones immediately got to running around trying to see what was happening, none being aware of the new silence rule, the other upper moons trying whatever they could to signal to them to shut up. Sekido was the first to get the hint from Kokushibo, who was worried about losing too many upper moons in one day. He tried to tell the other clones to calm down and just shut up, but it was very difficult, Karaku was trying to cause chaos by just running around and generally being a pain, of course Urogi was flying around and asking random upper moons if they knew where the local KFC was, and as usual Aizetsu was crying by himself. At this point Kokushibo had no clue how they hadn't woken Muzan up already, but he wasn't going to complain. Sekido tackled Aizetsu "be quiet, Muzan wants us to shut up" he screamed, maybe defeating the entire point of telling him to be quiet but honestly none of the clones made much sense. Immediately Aizetsu stopped his crying and went to try warning the other clones, who never listened to him, but it was worth a try in his mind. The other upper moons weren't going to get involved, mostly so they couldn't be blamed for making any noise since most of the had decided to hide in a deathly quiet corner as proof they were being quiet.
Nakime had got so tired of them she decided it was time someone put a stop to them, and she had a bit of a plan.
Urogi was just flying by, trying to see more of the infinity fortress and also get some dinner when out of nowhere a wall appeared right in his face. he instantly crashed into it. he was knocked out in an instant. "Someone else go deal with Karaku" Nakime instructed. Since he wasn't flying madly there wasn't much, she could do to surprise him like that, however she was still going to absolutely slap him out for wrecking her house more than it already had been. At this point there wasn't going to be much left of it. nobody immediately stepped up to help but fortunately before Nakime could say anything about that Akaza stepped up "fine I'll do it" he said standing up "go on Akaza" Daki cheered "why can't we help?" Whispered Gyutaro "because I've just done my nails" his sister answered.
All the upper moons watched as Akaza walked right up to the last not dealt with clone "do you wanna fight?" Akaza asked "that is the most boring way someone has tried to ask for a fight" Kakaku said "well I usually just attack but I just said that cause its not that serious but now I've just made it awkward so oh well". That was when Akaza punched him. the weird leaf clone was sent flying. He smashed into a wall while Nakime almost screamed, over the wall, not him. Akaza didn't stop, he just kept throwing punches hoping that when he stopped the annoying clone would be half dead or passed out or something. By the time Akaza stepped back there wasn't much left of the clone. It would have been a relief for the upper moons if something else hadn't happened while Akaza was… distracted.
"I told you to shut up" a furious Muzan shouted, slamming his door open.
Everyone looked over to where Akaza was screaming while punching Karaku with the clone yelling at him in return and telling him to chill out. Muzan could not have looked more pissed off. It took about a solid five minutes before Akaza notice something seemed a bit…off. Why was everyone so quiet all of a sudden. Theat was when he turned around and saw Muzan absolutely glaring at him. that was the moment Akaza thought "oh shit, maybe I should have just gone to work at that doughnut shop".
