Chapter 08
Previously
After the paramedics arrived, they took aizawa away (once they managed to find them inside the building) to a hospital for him to recover. However, mic was found by ragdoll of the wild wild pussycats. Why was she there, you wonder? It's simple, she was called in to help find mic, and she was nearby, due to an errand she had to run.
When the others saw just how badly mic was injured (almost as bad as eraserhead), they rushed him to the hospital, as well.
The staff of UA met up at the hospital where aizawa and mic are. They were having an impromptu meeting.
Now
Next was the first to ask a question of nemuri; "why did you not call for backup?" nezu asked.
With a sad look in her eyes, nemuri replied with "i don't know. All that was going through my mind at the time was getting to shouta and making sure he was safe."
Before nezu could answer midnight, endeavor decided to open his mouth. "Regardless of what she was thinking at the time, we now see just what kind of heroes eraserhead and present mic are like, now."
The assembled heroes FROZE at what endeavor said. However, before all might was able to reprimand him, midnight asked, in a voice barely over a whisper "what did you just say?!"
Endeavor grew SMUG of all things. "What i'm saying, is that eraserhead and present mic are among the WEAKEST heroes, if-" was as far as endeavor got, before nemuri ripped open her sleeve and released the gas onto endeavor.
Endeavor went down in less than three seconds.
As soon as his head hit the ground, midnight started attacking him like she was a wild animal, and endeavor was the prey. Let's just say, as a result of her attack on him, endeavor would be INCREDIBLY lucky to give shoto a little sibling in the future.
Finally, midnight managed to calm down. Suddenly, the chief of police and a squad of SWAT burst through the door. Although, when the chief of police burst through the door, a cane appeared out of nowhere, nailing him in the stomach*.
"WHAT THE EVER LOVING FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?! THIS IS A HOSPITAL!" recovery girl said to the chief, once she managed to retrieve her cane. "I had JUST finished giving shouta and mic some treatment when you came bursting through the door. You BETTER have a DAMN GOOD reason for that," recovery girl scolded the chief.
"The joker was sighted in this hospital," the chief groaned in pain. "He even released a video of eraserhead and present mic," the chief managed to get out.
"WHAT?!" the awake heroes cried out. "SHOW ME THE VIDEO, NOW!" nemuri practically ordered the chief.
The chief manages to pull up the first of the videos, which was in eraserheads room. Recovery girl paled at that, as she had JUST come from there.
joker appeared, standing between an unconscious pair named present mic and eraserhead. "testing, testing, hello~? harley, is the camera on?"
"It's on, mr. j," a female voice said.
"Brilliant, my dear," joker complimented.
All might REALLY paled when he saw joker, almost as if he became a living corpse.
Nezu was similarly shocked, but was able to get himself together.
"now, welcome to primetime video, viewers," joker said with a maniacal smile. "time for a story. There was once an eagle that was resting in a tree in a rest. Once the eagle woke up, it saw a snake. Realizing that it was hungry, the eagle flew to catch it. However, the snake was not an ordinary snake. No no, it was a black mamba, and it was in a foul mood. As soon as the eagle caught the mamba, and flew high enough, the mamba BIT the eagle. "Why did you bite me? I was just hungry," the eagle asked. I know, but i'm in a foul mood, so i will kill us both. At least then, i can die with some dignity." the mamba said.
and the moral of the story? We will ALL DIE HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA"
And just like that, the video cut off.
The heroes were stunned, all might and nezu even more so.
"Nezu? All might? You two all right?" one of the heroes asked.
"No. no, we are not," nezu said. The reason nezu answered instead of all might? All might looks near catatonic, while having next to no blood in his body. He was also muttering "it can't be" over and over again.
Recovery girl smacked him in the head with her cane, bringing him back to reality. "Are you back with us?" recovery girl irritably asked.
"Yes, yes i'm back in reality. Thanks for that, recovery girl." all might said.
"You were actin' like ya knew 'im, all might," snipe said.
"Sigh, i'll tell you at UA. too many ears, here" all might said.
"All right, at UA, then" the heroes agreed.
at UA, in a conference room
"All right, all might, we're at UA. care to tell us who joker is?" power loader asked.
"I hate to admit it, but i met the young man, months before the entrance exams," all might said. "However, he looked NOTHING like the video."
"Perhaps he's got a quirk that increases his intelligence?" hound dog proposed.
"Not possible. I saw his test results for the written portion of the entrance exam. It's why i was bending the rules, and was allowing him to enter our General Education course, despite him attempting the hero course," nezu said.
"Well then, what the hell kind of quirk are we dealing with here?!" ectoplasm demanded.
Before ANYONE could speak, there was a knock at the door.
"Come in," nezu called out.
The door opened, revealing inko midoriya.
"Hello? I've got some information about who the joker might be," inko nervously said.
*would've done the head, but i wanted him conscious and able to speak
