AN: Discord for the madness that is the MGQ fanfiction writers group /crhqya2c


Yamatai Village Entrance

The jigglies that departed to Yamatai to get supplies for the ship finally reached its gates, some were awed by what they saw, and surprised by the respect the people had for the spiders instead of fear.

"After so long, I'm back here huh?" Cervantes mumbled to himself, memories bubbling forward in his mind as he and the crew entered the village to procure extra tools and supplies for the ship.

"You're familiar with Yamatai Cervantes, you horny bastard I bet you got intimate with the girlies here huh?" The younger crew jabbed at the older sailor wanting him to spill out his escapades.

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"Oww, what was that for, old man!?" The annoyed younger pirate rubbed the newly formed bump on his head.

"Shut your trap youngling, I regret almost everything that happened back then, and I don't want to speak about it." Cervantes looked forlorn as he stepped into the village, going to a certain store while being greeted warmly by the villagers on his way.

"Well, that was uncalled for Tom," one of the spiders accompanying them admonished the younger crewmate while shaking her head.

"How i was supposed to know that would be a sore spot?!" The younger pirate complained but found no shoulder to lean onto "Sighs, let's go... I hope Yamatai has good booze at least" The sailor stomped inside the village before the greeter stopped him.

"Had some trouble with your friend esteemed visitor? Don't beat yourself over it, come you asked for booze didn't you? Yamatai prizes itself on our alcohol, come share a drink with us!" The far too animated greeter pulled the young man into one of the many stores and soon enough laughter was being heard from the inside.

"Well, it falls upon us to resupply then, come on guys!" The spider girl delegated orders and soon enough everyone dispersed to do their thing.


Cervantes meets an old friend

"Well, well, long time no see my old friend" The burly store owner greeted the old pirate, his chiseled muscles and height clearly saying he wasn't a local.

"You mangy mutt look as ugly as the last time I was here gahaha!" Cervantes's mood improved as he first bumped the man before giving a manly handshake while patting his back.

"So... why did you leave? I remember you were so happy living here" The storeowner asked as he served a cup of his best sake which was gulped in one go by the pirate.

"Puhaaaa~ That still hits the spot" Cervantes looked at the empty cup pensively before answering, "I shouldn't talk about it, but whatever, it's not like anything can change now, it was all Tamamo's fault" he spoke with a tinge of frustration before downing another cup.

"Our leader? But why?! You were on good terms with one another" the storekeeper spoke in a hushed tone fearing being heard by the monsters.

"Ain't that a doozy, it seems we weren't on good terms enough..." Cervantes looked at the man before continuing "Remember when she took me away for an entire week? I was taken to be fed to the old monster lord..."

"What, but why? why would she try to kill you?" the storekeeper was shocked as he gulped down a shot.

"It seems the monster lord needed an heir, but since no hero at the time was capable of defeating her, the second choice was just nabbing someone good enough to be her breed stallion and leave them to their fate, hence fed to the monster lord" Cervantes frowned and gulped another shot.

"Hmm, but you survived, did you escape?"

"I wish it was that simple, at least my life wouldn't be in a dump for all these years..." Cervantes looked once again at the too-eager storekeeper and exercised caution "Let's leave it at that, I don't want to implicate you more than I had, if Tamamo finds out... Believe me, under that friendly childish exterior, that woman is a mean bitch."

"Yeah, it's better that way, so what you've been doing these times?" the owner bought out a new bottle and began pouring it.

"Oh brother, the stories I have for you about my new captain..."

"Hahahaha, how the strong have fallen, the mighty Cervantes, the scourge of the seas, second only to captain Selene is now leashed like a mangy mutt? Tell me everything"

The storekeeper would laugh lots at the cost of the increasingly annoyed jiggly pirate as Cervantes retold his stories, from their first meeting and befriending session to recruiting the spider species and even getting Spider Princess under her, this earned him a shower of spit sake to the face from the storeowner spitting it all over his face.

"That girlie seems nice"

"Nice and batshit insane, Roman is no better"

The old friends kept drinking away sharing their life stories.


Fake Hero and the Monster Lord reach Yamatai.

"Why we even came to Yamatai Luka, we already got Undine's blessing we should be heading to Grangold now" Alice complained not wanting to go back to the place that made her childhood hell.

(Damn foxes and damn ghost stories.)

"Didn't you hear that runaway monster Alice? Yamatai needs help and the hero must do it" The shota hero's switch was flipped and he was determined to do heroism once again as he stepped through the gates.

"Did you forget Tamamo is from Yamatai? If she did nothing until now then this evil monster demanding sacrifices must be small fry undeserving of any reprisals from us" Alice noticed Luka once again was set on making them lose their time doing idiot hero things, and she sighed as she slithered in.

"So many mighty guests coming today it's an auspicious event indeed, Welcome mighty hero and mighty Lamia!" The greeter bowed to the two before offering Alice some food which she promptly snapped from his hands in a flash.

"Mighty Lamia? you aren't afraid of monsters?" the hero asked, surprised by this turn of events.

"Oh no mighty hero, our village reveres monsters for their strength and divinity" the greeter smiled at the tourist.

"But Ilia's commandments..."

"Idiot hero, this village is ruled by Tamamo, you think a town owned by a hag like her would ever follow that chicken's commandments?"

"It's as the mighty snake says mighty hero, someone tried to have a shrine built to Ilias here but they were quickly thrown out when they started preaching that monsters are evil and must be killed"

"Fufu, I bet your world is in shambles now"

"Let's just go... Say, sir greeter is it true that there's an evil monster threatening the village? I came here to defeat them!"

"Oh mighty hero, that will be greatly appreciated! come! we must bring you to the elder right now!"


Night of the sacrificial selection party

On that night as the jigglies found out about the things happening to Yamatai, they began discussing if it was a good idea to befriend Yamata no Orochi once the group reunited once again

"We'd better leave it alone" Cervantes spoke his piece on the matter.

"Are you afraid old man, every time Lime and Roman spoke about bringing a legendary monster to our group you also denied them."

"This time it's different" Cervantes looked straight at the person who called him a coward.

"At least Narwhal and Leviathan, are sea creatures, so in the miraculous chance of Lime defeating them, they could do like the mermaids and follow our ship by swimming by its side, but Yamata-no-Orochi, from what the villagers said, is a giant land-based Lamia type monster, there isn't space in our ship for her and we won't be held responsible if she drops to the sea and drowns, now tell me genius how you plan on fitting her in and keeping her from drowning so Lime won't cry?" The silence that came was answered enough for the older pirate.

"Oh mighty hero Luka, deliver us from the evil monster" The commotion outside made the jigglies join the festivities.

"Man, I'm so jealous, why that foreigner has to butt in our business!" A yamatai youth complained after losing his chance of being this year's sacrifice.

"Ah lady Orochi, I want to be licked again~" another youth dreamed remembering his last year being treated as candy by the giant ladies.

(Perverts) The jigglies all agreed that these kids were good-for-nothing degenerates.

"Oh mighty Lamia deliver us from the evil monster, and we'll give you thin fried tofu."

(Lamia?) Cervantes looked out for whoever this was.

"Let's go, Luka, we'll get food for defeating her!" Alice slithered away, as Cervantes's gaze followed the echidna.

"Citizen A, huh? You became a fine lady." Cervantes unconsciously began following the pair before he was stopped by Tamamo.

"What are you doing back here Cervantes" The little fox frowned behind her fan.

"Oh, you, what's that to you?" The fox wasn't amused with his attitude and her fur began bristling before he calmed her down.

"Don't worry, I won't interfere with them, Cervantes is just Citizen A after all, a random crewmate of a rising pirate group who came to resupply at the nearest village..." The man looked at the disappearing pair in the distance one last time before turning to the fox "But before you go, let me ask you something, was it worth it in the end? Doing what you did to us? Because the world is still as bad as before if not worse."

Tamamo frowned but didn't answer before quickly leaving after Luka and Alice.

"Yeah, I thought so, you vile bitch" Cervantes took the silent crewmates who saw everything away from Yamatai and began traveling back to their ship.


Back at Grand Noah

"Let's not speak of what happened in the coliseum, ever." Roman was being healed up by his wife, who now was fully recovered thanks to the happenings at the end of the tournament.

"But we won Roman! We defeated Kyuba!" Lime was giddy after learning who Kyuba was and proving that slimes are superior sadly she couldn't recruit her to the jigglies.

"You defeated Kyuba Lime, I was wrung like a cloth" Roman feared the flying obscenity more than anything, one thing was to deal with her through Luka's POV in a game, other was being here for real being her target, being squeezed by two heavenly knights plus his wife goading them was a hellish pleasure, emphasis on hellish.

"I'll have nightmares for life, I got famous in a bad way" The looks the noblewomen gave him for the show of yesterday, and the looks he got from the citizens "I'll never come back here"

"It wasn't that bad Puru~ hehehe~"

Roman, Lime, and Hime worriedly turned to the once cool and stoic woman at their side and shivered with the result, Erubetie wanting in on the action back then committed the huge mistake of fucking Alma's pussy, much to the succubus surprise but then it was too late, as that melty pot of absolute death did what it does best and drained away the Slime queen, hundreds of voices silenced forever inside the hellish depths of that menace, added with those Lime killed back at the spring, even Roman felt pity for the Queen now.

(May you find your peace at last...) Roman silently hoped that Alma's pussy didn't become their afterlife, or worse, denied them of one by erasure.

"Do you feel any weaker Erubetie? I mean, you got drained pretty badly by Alma..." Roman remembered the show of lights done by the queen succubus drain and when he squinted his eyes, he could've sworn he saw screaming souls being sucked out from the point of connection between both.

"I never felt better Puru~ Boomerang~ Boomerang~ la la la~" Erubetie's actions worried the man even more.

(I hope this doesn't mess with the canon, if she got weakened for real we are fucked when the next doll made for her comes, and Luka needs Erubetie at her peak to tank Chaos Ilia's big moves...)

"How about we go back to Enrika and ask for the help of those nice angels, Roman?" Lime helpfully suggested, as she too got antsy with the heavenly knight's current situation.

"Power grinding Erubetie back to her peak, yeah it's a good idea, let's go and regroup with the jigglies at Yamatai since it's the only place remaining in the continent we can resupply"

"Well then, Let's go"

Thanks to the current Erubetie shenanigans, It took a while for the party to regroup with the jigglies that parted to Yamatai, when hearing what happened to the group that had gone to plansect, there wasn't one jiggly, human or monster that didn't shed tears for the departed. Erubetie disliked how sad this group of apparently nice people was feeling, so she did her best to bring the mood up, with pranks, Cervantes was more than annoyed at that.

"Great, now there are two of them!" Cervantes complained but couldn't hold his laughter back for long.

(Ah if only you were alive to see this, these fools and that boy with our daughter will finally realize your dream) The man looked up at the skies remembering the period he spent as a breeding slave to the monster lord.


22 years ago at the Monster Lord Castle

"Ahhhhhh!" splurt splurt splurt A younger burly hunk of a man that would be comparable to King Sabasa, released his last shot after days of being drained to the brink by the beautiful monster lord in front of him, through all of this he passed out, and was forced awake so many times he didn't even know if he was alive anymore or this was an illusion from his dying body.

"You're so tasty Cervantes, I wish we could do more than this, if only you were a hero capable of defeating me..." The monster lord sighed dreamily, satisfied with his latest contribution and surprised with him surviving the ordeal.

"Come here, let me tend you my little man" Releasing her coils, she pulled him into her embrace and began healing him, while enjoying the virility of his little swimmers working hard to reach her eggs.

"Ahh... Fuuu... Haaa..." Taking deep breaths while enjoying the motherly embrace of the fifteenth monster lord, the man recomposed himself before asking something that pestered his mind since the moment Tamamo brought him to the castle and gave him this task.

"Why do you need me to be a hero in the first place, why do you need to be defeated? Under your reign, the monster race seems fine enough with humanity even after what happened to Remina, with only the radical zealots believing that crap of the monsters killing everyone" Cervantes asked away as he caressed the woman, making her lean her face into his calloused hands.

"It's a tradition of our family, the monster lord could only love a man stronger than her and those tend to be heroes, this is why we kidnap men to get pregnant with the next generation, and those men never go back to their homes, either dying in our embrace or being enslaved for life in this castle..." XV hated how Tamamo enforced this rule, all because of what happened with black Alice and Heinrich 478 years ago.

"This tradition is moronic if you ask me" Cervantes kept caressing the woman earning purrs from her, "if humanity knew that at the ends of the world, a solitary and beautiful woman like you, or those who came before were spending their entire lives waiting for someone to defeat and bed them for a chance at being loved, you would've achieved coexistence long ago, we human men are dumb for damsels in distress like that" Cervantes smirked at the bigger Lamia dumbfounded expression.

XV giggled at the man "Coming from you I believe it~ I'm certain that you would make a fine hero if you tried to win over this woman~"

"Eh, I'm not that religious..." Cervantes remembered his share of deals with zealots trying to screw with his business "Do I need to be a hero to win your affection though? I survived long enough, didn't I? Honestly, being strong in bed seems a better requirement than being stronger at fighting" Cervantes planted a kiss on the giant Echidna's lips who kissed him back, enjoying his show of courage.

"Hmm hmm, if you say so..." XV smiled at the man before her expression turned serious, and thought this was a good time to confide with someone who isn't a monster her plan to fix the problems that came with Remina's destruction overnight.

"Tell me, Cervantes, as a human do you believe that coexistence could be achieved if I sacrifice myself?" Cervantes made a scowl before

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"Ow~ what was that for?!" XV began rubbing her forehead.

"Dumb woman, killing yourself for something brings nothing good," Cervantes said while frowning at the idiotic idea this woman just spat at him.

"Why do you say that?!"

"Tell me, if you killed yourself thinking that by becoming a martyr you would make things better for both races, how you could verify the plan worked?"

"I mean..."

"Your doubtful answer is all I need to know this is a bad idea, chances are a civil war happens because your loyal subjects wouldn't accept the result, or humans would gloat with the death of the monster lord and go on a rampage killing every monster in their confusion"

"You're too pessimistic about this..."

"Well, I can't have the woman I grew to love in this little time we knew one another go and kill herself now can I?" Cervantes climbed up her bosom and stared deep into her eyes while holding her face "Please don't do it"

XV blushed furiously, all her interactions with humans were in a way of them trying to not commit a gaffe in front of her to not risk her rage, or being mind-broken slaves offering themselves entirely to her, why then, this tiny man not even one-tenth of her size doing his best game to flirt with her as if she was just a normal girl made she feel butterflies inside her stomach?

"Okay... I'll try to think of a better plan" XV averted her eyes blushing before remembering she was the monster lord and this human played her like a fiddle.

"Hmm but you need to work hard to convince me, little Cervantes~ let's see how strong you are in bed~"

"Your order is my mission, my dear Alice" Cervantes would try to do his role as a breeding stud like Tamamo asked him, but alas the monster lord's pussy was undefeatable to a normal human, XV's giggling echoed through their bedroom as the man made a fool of himself.

Outside the room, Tamamo clenched her teeth with frustration.

"Their relationship must not go further, when Alice is confirmed pregnant I'll send him back"


"...Vantes"

"Cervantes!"

"Hmm oh, what is it, Roman?"

"C'mon gramps we're all waiting, you just spaced out for a long time now, what happened?" Roman worried about his old fellow, the jigglies depended on him for moral support more than they would ever tell.

"Ah, I just had a nostalgia trip looking at your crap, and the newcomer, let an old man have his moments will you?"

"You only act like an old man when it's to complain, Cervantes don't put yourself down like this my friend"

"Aye Aye, let's go before Lime teaches the heavenly knight of water how to destroy our mast, I still can't believe you recruited even her to our crew of idiots, she wasn't what I was expecting too"

"That's all Lime's charisma my fellow~ So, do you still think we can't get Narwhal and Leviathan to our side?"

"With Erubetie helping, our chances are existent now, c'mon"

And both men ran after the jigglies, suffice to say Erubetie would bring new joy and curses to the crew by acting like a hyperactive Lime.

"You're it now! Tee hee hee~"

"Puru puru~"