[Jiggly pirates journey log: Narwhal]

Traveling by Narwhal presented its challenges to the jigglies, as her speed was far superior to our ship (may it rest in pieces), everyone had to work hard to not just slip from her and be forgotten in the oceans, until being rescued by the mermaids, the spiders had to spin their nests on top of her body and do maintenance almost every hour since their webs didn't have enough adhesive power, having said that, every male of the crew was working overtime at feeding the girls, and our ride, some of the guys were almost eaten by accident wanting to be suckled harder by the giant, a good dose of befriending brought them back from their suicidal horniness though, after much dialogue it was decided that Cervantes would man the monster, Horn was more than happy with that decision.

"When will we get back to land, or find that accursed ship!? I dislike being so close to the water!"

Hime still traumatized from almost drowning during the last battle, nested deep inside Horn's hair and refused to come out, being in that state for days made the rest of the crew worry for their haughty princess, except Horn who was annoyed with the arachnid tickling her every so often while complaining close to her ears.

"Please make her stop, I can't take this any longer" The bigger girl groaned with frustration at her little arachnid friend.

"Just a little longer Hime, we're almost reaching our destination," Roman and Lime jumped inside Hime's nest to comfort her, Erubetie not wanting to be left alone also jumped in.

"Great, now they are doing it again, The Great Horn's glorious mane being used as a love hotel for tinies," Horn complained but at least Hime had the excellent sense of spinning a cocoon for them, so no distracting sounds or smells would come out of it, her spider queen thread would solve all of the jiggly pirate's slippage problems and reduce the strain of the crewmates that looked like husks by now, but alas she refused to go anywhere further than Horn's neck and the safety of her hairs.

"Isn't that right girlie, just deal with those idiots a little longer, they're good people." Cervantes calmed the great serpent, patting down her head as he sat atop it.

"Keep doing that and I can ignore them..." Cervantes's hands must've been magical towards giant girls because he remembered how the fifteen acted just like this with his caressing, a pang of guilt running through him as he didn't feel worthy enough of Horn after what happened with XV.

Eventually, after lots of therapy, Hime was convinced that she had to fulfill her obligations as the leader of her species and help her subordinates keep the crew on Horn's body without slipping off, once she finished building her many nests across the narwhal's back everyone found themselves in a comfortable position, as her threads were waterproof and extremely adhesive, something Hime learned on the fly during her traumatic experience the other day.

"These look right out of a nightmare, Luckily for Horn, there are only crewmates inside those and not an infestation of baby spiders wanting to eat their host once they hatch" Roman commented as anyone not in the know when seeing this scene would offer a prayer for the titan of the seas.

"Stop talking like that, you're scaring me!" Horn complained again, she preferred the tickling of the people above her skin than this gluey uncomfortable sensation spread all over her back, the lesser spiders had nothing on Hime's webs.

"I can see it! Captain's Selene ship is close by!" Cervantes cried out from the top of the Narwhal's head, as the spotter of the crew he got it easy being in the safest and comfiest place on our vessel, Horn also had a thing going for him as she often demanded Cervantes to feed her, which he strangely was receptive for.

(Ahh young love) Roman nodded with a smile at the budding couple.

"Puru~ finally we'll have the legendary ship of the greatest pirate in our hands!"

"Puru~ We'll have to change its name to S.S. Lime"

"I wonder if this ship is like the Black Pearl, and is that good because of her legend saying it is" Roman mused, looking at the ship that had seen better days.

"Still, a bonafide magical ghost ship is so cool! Mwehehe..." Roman chuckled thinking how he could use it to scare Alice.

The sunny skies once again darkened, but this time no storm came, instead an eerie fog enveloped them all sending shivers all over their backs and even the Narwhal felt uncomfortable.

"This is what I told you before, this thing gives me the creeps"

oooOOOAAAHHH OOOooooHHH~

"Eek!" "Ahiii!" "Ooof!" "Waaah!"

The crew almost pissed in their pants, before looking up and seeing two flying jokesters fighting to hold their laughter back.

"Hahaha, Gotcha! The legendary jiggly pirates who defeated Horn being scared of some fake ghost moans is so funny!"

The sirens laughed loudly after pranking their crewmates, all in good fun except that some weren't laughing, specifically their leaders.

"Lime, please bring them down from the skies, bad girls deserve to be punished."

"Oh shi-" The sirens stopped laughing and flew as high as they could, sadly their jiggly captain never missed a target.

fwowowo wosh bonk

The pair of sirens plopped down, comically spinning not unlike a hero from a platformer game who just lost a life, before being caught by Erubetie for their punishment.

"You can play with them as much as you want Betie, A little dose of XP to regain your strength is good, even if Enrika has better targets to do it later," Roman permitted the woman to do whatever she pleased before remembering it was Erubetie he was dealing with.

"Make sure to feed healing slime to them every time they climax, it's how Lime trained before becoming the mighty Queen she is today."

Warning Erubetie just to avoid having their friends killed, he stopped caring about the pranksters, soon The moans of hellish pleasure began as Roman turned his attention back to their treasure trying to imagine how he would deal with the Belzebubs.

(In Paradox they just got culture shocked so hard they became NEETs seeking refuge at the pocket castle, I doubt that we can do the same in the original story, we must defeat them before Luka comes with Alice since she's assured to Omega Blaze the entire ship, both by fear of ghosts and anger at the Belzebubs.)

"Selene's legendary ship is waiting, go get 'em!"

"Finally!" Horn, swan with great enthusiasm at the ship, to finally get her crewmates off her body, but as she got close.

BLAM

"What?!" The Narwhal crashed against an invisible barrier and lots of jigglies were thrown overboard from her body with the sudden stop, Hime once again fell into the ocean.

"Not again! blublublbub-" The spider princess would need lots of therapy after this.

"What the hell was that?! Also, help!" Cervantes held for dear life on his big friend's horn as he slowly slipped into the foggy sea below, before the larger woman gently cupped him safely within her hands.

"Thanks, girlie"

"I-it was nothing, tiny man"

"There's a barrier" Roman answered with a frown as he dangled in the air held by Lime.

"How do we break it?" Lime readied her boomerang before being stopped by her husband, who knew what the consequences would be if the barrier was broken by force.

"We need to find Selene at Gold Port, the most xenophobic place in the world against monsters, argh!" Dealing with Ilias Kreuz wasn't in the plans, at least not before Luka did it.

Splash

"So what if they hate monsters, We are the jiggly pirates, we'll conquer that place and fix their ways by force if needed!" Hime jumped out of the sea onto Horn, pissed off after almost drowning again and wanting to beat someone no matter what.

"She's speaking the truth," Erubetie stoically added before force-feeding her slime to the sirens for round 5.

"I always hated those fanatical zealots," Cervantes remembered how they flaunted they butchered the late Monster Lord, and how he almost died wanting to give them a piece of his mind back then, So much for a hero party, but he had his doubts remembering how two of the four heroes were missing while the survivors had such nasty injuries.

"Well, let's go to Gold Port then."

(I wonder if Luka hora hora'd Alice, I can't wait to see the two again.)

Shaking her head with frustration from still having the crew on her back, Horn swan to Gold Port, that town would have a surprise when a giant sea serpent came crashing at their pier.


Back on Land A Monster Lord, now a little more affectionate slithered beside the hero.

"Why are you even coming to this place Luka? We should be solving the problems with Grangold first, didn't you find it strange how the ants were acting back there?"

Alice complained to Luka, after learning much about the boy during their travels and punishing him lots for daring to Hora Hora her, the Monster Lord's opinion of him raised a little with their journeys.

(When I find that Roman, I'll make sure to show him the meaning of Hora! even if Luka was endearing for trying it, still, it was strange for Luka to ignore a problem like this and just beeline to somewhere else.)

"I have something important to solve at Gold Port Alice, it's personal" Luka spoke with a tone unlike him, reminding her of what happened in Plansect.

"It better be because if you're making me lose my time, I'll thoroughly train you again~" The monster lord made a happy expression at Luka and the purest of smiles beamed at him.

"Gulp, o-of course Alice."

Luka shivered seeing Alice's expression, Ever since he tried to Hora Hora her, her training sessions left him almost dead, Roman was completely right, trying to get the upper hand on Alice made the pleasure so much better, even with the risks involved, not that he would ever admit it.

"It's best that you keep your disguise Alice, Gold Port is the home of Ilias Kreuz after all..." Luka clenched his hand hard on the grip of Angel Halo.

"Those terrorists, I have some words to say to those barbarians..." Alice frowned remembering the bombing of that mermaid school.

BRRRRRRRR

"What the hell is that?" In the distance, they could see Gold Port, but a huge white thing was coming from the sea towards it fast.

"What that idiot is doing ignoring my orders? Let's go!" With a yelp, Luka was princess carried by Alice as she ran towards the seaside town while raising a cloud of dust in her wake.


Back with the jigglies

"Here we come Gold Port, you better be ready for us! The jiggly pirates will officially make this town ours!" Lime raised her boomerang at the skies as she proudly stood atop her newest recruit's horn.

"Puru~ This Heavenly Knight will punish all the bad guys who hurt our monster friends!" Erubetie stood behind Lime proudly raising her boomerang, with the knowledge of the organization that she had to punish for polluting the spring.

"Please go faster Horn dearest, this princess needs land!" Hime was this close to making her letter of resignation, if it wasn't for Roman and Lime working hard during their therapeutic sessions, she would've jumped ship long ago.

"Hey girlie, you're going too fast, you will end up destroying the town like this, slow down," Cervantes took the wheel trying to control their ride, releasing a sigh of relief when she listened to him.

"Sorry Cervantes..." Horn blushed as the gruff old man told her it was ok, and to not be bothered too much.

"Still she's big enough that damages will happen even with her slowing down as dictated by the second law" Roman mused before shrugging with a faint smile forming on his face.

"Anyways as per our tradition," The pirate took a deep breath before crying out "Aport!"

"Puru! hai hai~" Lime formed a gooey ship wheel and played with it as if docking their ship, while Horn crashed on the pier with a bang.

"The monsters are attacking, everyone ready your weapons!" The guards blasted the alarms as Ilias Kreuz members began pouring out of their building ready for war.

"So that bitch finally decided to drop all pretenses and get rid of us, I knew we were right all along! Don't falter my comrades, fillet that oversized fish!" A scrawny hobo-looking man with a limp began commanding his subordinates before instincts kicked in and he blocked a sword aimed at him.

"Lazarus!" Luka, jumping out from Alice's princess carry, joined the chaos.

"Luka you idiot stop! Was your personal business trying to kill another human?!" Thinking fast, Alice pulled the boy back as the man threw an explosive where the purple hero was.

"It's unlike you to be aggressive to someone who didn't even attack, what's wrong with you?"

"So the son of that betrayer came to take his revenge and finish me at last, and who's the sow? She feels familiar" While keeping an eye on Alice, Lazarus hounded down Luka wanting to punish the boy for attacking another human.

"Revenge? What are you talking about?" Luka was stunned, didn't his father die in a ditch to someone seeking revenge for all he did?

"Isn't that why you attacked me, the killer of your father!" Lazarus kept attacking, and with the shocking revelation making a gap in Luka's defenses, the boy was slammed against a wall.

"Gah!"

"You're just like him, charging into things without thinking" Lazarus stopped attacking, as he lit a cigar and began smoking "Do you wanna know why he died?"

"Because he was a cruel man who hated monsters and got his just desserts!"

"Ahahaha" Lazarus' laugh was mirthless "Yes he did hate monsters at first, but he gone soft having doubts about our mission and sneakily shielded them, warning monster settlements before our attacks, or releasing them in the cover of the night going against all ideals of the organization we created!"

Lazarus resumed his attack but kept missing as Luka healed with meditation and now was focused on the man, a normal human would have no chances against Luka, a cripple like Lazarus could only dream.

"We were the ones who defeated the Monster Lord! We heard her last words and plea for the future, feeling regretful about what was done we were ready to work together and bring coexistence!" The man's expression was one of pure hate but also pain, Alice shook where she stood.

"But right after it her daughter came and brutalized us on a berserk rampage, Marcellus lost half of his sight, I lost a leg and an arm, Merlin was decapitated, and Karen... The woman we loved more than life was brutally dismembered!"

Lazarus was going berserk, pulling out more bombs and throwing them at Luka, to keep him from avoiding his strikes, making a tch sound when Luka parried them away into the seas.

"If that woman wanted to die so much for her ideals, why then did she leave her daughter in the castle to see her end?" Alice was regretful as every word the man said hit her deeply for ruining her mother's dreams.

"This is when we finally noticed, it was all a ploy, coexistence would never be achieved, humanity is weak Luka, How those creatures would ever look in our eyes and see someone equal to them, when most of humanity is weak and afraid, a high and mighty hero like you can never understand!"

Lazarus was panting, all this exertion trying to catch Luka was taking a toll on his body.

"Revenge and Justice is the sole reason why Ilias Kreuz exists, if we couldn't defeat the monster lord after losing so much, then we would work hard to bring her as much pain possible."

Luka once again was struck by a lucky hit and slammed against a wall.

"I'm sorry for your loss but that's still wrong! You've gone too far not only attacking monsters but also humans who coexisted with them!" Luka meditated again healing from the attack.

"You think bombs care about who they kill? it's a damn bomb for Ilia's sake, they are made to spread destruction in an area!"

flash

With a flash of light, Alice stood in front of him her monster lord form revealed, Lazarus trembled where he stood thinking this finally was the end, the bitch came for him at last.

"I'm regretful for what I did, in my despair seeing the dead body of my mother I trampled all over her wishes, but still, I want to make amends as I too share her hope for peace and seeing humans and monsters holding hands to build a future together."

"Your spiel of peace, while you hold that horrible power, is as worthy as the dump I took yesterday," Lazarus scoffed with rage.

"Amends? What amends you can make for Merlin and Karen? They are gone! We couldn't even retrieve their corpses as we ran away with an inch of our lives, I bet you butchered their corpses even more after we ran, as a last humiliation to prevent them from reaching Ilias in peace!"

Lazarus went on a hate-filled rant while Alice just stood there calm and composed, knowing nothing she would say would change his mind at this point.

"Anyone who lies down with a monster is betraying their memories... Even your father, Luka" The man's voice turned cold implying Luka's mother was a monster, being his reasoning on why a boy like him was giving the older man so much trouble.

"Take it back! Take back what you said about Mom!" Luka tackled the man to the ground and held his iron sword to his neck.

"Go ahead! Kill me, avenge your father! I'd rather die than betray the memories of my friends!" Luka was in conflict about ending the man's life, before deciding on doing the deed, Alice just pulled him by the scruff like a kitten, Lazarus slowly got up chuckling with mirth at the boy's lack of willpower to do it.

"You just lost your chance, Luka" Lazarus mumbled before turning to Alice "What about you, purple whore? I'm the last living member of the group that murdered your mother, don't you hate me? Don't you want your revenge? C'mon, I'm right here! Finish what you started years ago, and prove once and for all I was right!"

"You want to be a martyr," the coin finally dropped to Alice as she stared coldly at him, "By killing you now, your group will turn more vicious than it already is."

"I won't give you that, I was willing to accept your revenge against me for the crimes I did that turned you into what you are now, I even let your grief-fueled insults go without punishment" Alice's eyes became colder.

"But you sealed your fate the moment you changed your focus to attack my cute subordinates and your own without caring for the consequences" Energy trembled all around her

"You shall suffer as a statue for years to come, imprisoned yet feeling the world around you, as I bring mother's dreams into reality," Her eyes shone with dark energy and released a beam of light towards Lazarus.

"No-" Lazarus was turned into stone, a grimace full of hate on his face.

Turning away from him Alice muttered, "Cool down your head, and try to think about all your mistakes pitiful man."

Luka had no words of comfort to give the Monster Lord, as he was still trying to digest the truth about his father, and how close he was to becoming like Lazarus back then if it wasn't for his mother's last wish.

"Sorry," the hero looked at the statue one last time before turning away.

"Never let your anger turn you into someone like him Luka, or like me..."

"Lazarus, the invaders are winning what are your ord-" a member of Ilias Kreuz searching for their leader found the statue of Lazarus beside the monster lord and the hero.

"From today onwards Ilias Kreuz is no more, Go and try to make an honest life of whatever time remains before a monster you wronged seeks revenge," Alice announced as the faceless member ran away screaming.

BOOM

"Sighs, now to deal with those idiots, I wonder what Erubetie is thinking?! this could be seen by Grangold as an act of war dammit!"

"Alice..."

"C'mon Luka, time to do some heroics like the idiot you are" Alice scoffed before muttering low enough the boy couldn't hear "I don't want to see you acting like that again..."


A lonesome pirate walked down the roads of Gold Port

"It was a massacre, I kind of feel bad for them knowing the reasons why this group exists, but I doubt these people even know the true reason for following Lazarus, it doesn't excuse the fact they are terrorists though."

Roman whistled a catchy song as he walked around the city, beating down anyone from Ilias Kreuz who tried to pick a fight thinking he was the weak link of the group.

BOOM

"FUAHAHAHA, FEAR THE TITAN OF THE SEAS!" Horn laughed happily at the distance as Cervantes praised her, goading the girl on attacking the city even more, as he had had a bone to pick with Ilias Kreuz.

"And my cute crew of idiots is losing themselves again, sighs" Roman rubbed his neck as he continued to walk where he hoped Captain Selene's ghost lived.

"Fufufu die, you damn fools! Taste the fear!"

Hime also was losing herself, beating the crap out of anyone coming towards her before she began hunting down the runaways, a bunch of human-shaped cocoons left in her wake.

"At least she's releasing all that pent-up stress from almost drowning 3 times," Roman offered a prayer to the cocoon people as he kept his strolling around the city.

"Roman?!" A purple-haired shota coming out of an alley stopped him in his tracks.

"Oh Luka, I didn't expect to meet you here" Approaching the little man, he held Luka high before giving him a hug making the boy have bad memories about their first meeting, "Sniff, you still smell good as always" Roman was lost in the scent of the Nephilim.

"Oi, stop sniffing and release me!" Luka kicked around and was put down, Roman had no interest in losing his arms if Luka decided to use gnomey to break his bind.

"Anyways Luka, you must tell me, did you Hora Hora your girlfriend?" Roman sealed his fate by asking this question thinking Alice wasn't here before he was coiled by a very familiar red tail.

"Oh yes, you insolent human, he did try to Hora Hora me~" Roman was suspended hanging upside down by a monster lord who had the happiest of smiles, so happy he knew it was fake, "Do you know the punishment for trying to Hora Hora the monster lord?!"

"Confessing your love for his reckless courage and engaging in steamy baby-making lovey-dovey sex?" Roman poked a little fun at the Monster Lord knowing that this couldn't become worse, he didn't expect the couple's sudden cough fit and small blush on her face though.

(So Luka already clawed his way inside the tsundere heart, and far before the time it was supposed to, nice job hero.)

"Any last words?" A comical anger vein popped when Alice saw Roman's smirk.

"My wife won't like the idea of me being fucked behind her back."

"Fufufu, but this isn't fucking, this is punishment, dear Lime surely would understand."

"It was good knowing you Roman... I wish you peace in the next life" Luka offered his prayers as he began to run towards the jiggly pirates to stop the chaos, before idiotically remembering to answer his question.

"Hora Horaing Alice was great, You were right! What came next was worth it!" Alice flashed her eyes and Luka plopped down like a sack of potatoes before quickly being coiled as well.

"Parlay?" Roman nervously said

"I'm not a pirate Roman~" Alice smiled as she dragged them back inside the dark alleyway before performing the execution of the pirate and the hero "I'll show you the Hora, and the Hora!"

splurt splurt splurt

With the strong milking dispelling Alice's evil eye, Luka could only form two words to Roman in this hell of pleasure before passing out again "Worth... it..."

SPLURT SPLURT SPLURT


Lime and Erubetie meet a legend

"Puru, where is Roman?" across the city, Lime's instincts warned her of something bad happening to her hubby just like when Erubetie attacked him back then.

"He was searching for Captain Selene's house" Erubetie knocked out another group that attacked them, not seeing how these slimes weren't your run-of-the-mill ones.

"Looking for me?" The jiggly girls turned around to see a busty redheaded woman smiling at them, cupping her right cheek with one hand while supporting her perky breasts above her left arm, uncaring about the chaos around them.

"The legendary captain Selene? I'm your greatest fan!"

"Fufu, I'm honored that you think so high of me Captain Lime of the Jiggly Pirates~"

"You heard about me?"

BOOM

"For Captain Lime!"

Selene laughed "How could I not with your crew crying your name out while attacking this port city, I confess I'm surprised you too got a cute sea serpent as your friend."

"You also defeated a Narwhal back in your time?" Lime was giddy, Selene was turning out like everything she wanted to be.

"Fufu, I wish, we got little Levia back when she was a tiny girl smaller than you are, ahh I wonder what happened to her, I regret not being there to see her growth," Selene looked fondly at Horn visualizing how big Levia would be nowadays, before turning to the slime girls.

"So all of this was for me? Why?"

"Puru~ we kind of had our ship destroyed by Horn over there when we befriended her, and to make amends she told us about your ship but there was a barrier" Lime explained to the redhead milf who now lost her smile "We wanted you to dispel it so we can claim the legendary ship as our new S.S. Jiggly!"

"Hmm, I see," Selene had a strange expression as she walked around the slimes, scrutinizing them before smiling once again "You pass, with the power I can feel from you maybe there's a chance, let's go get my ship back and you can have it after doing a little bug cleaning."

"Yayy~" Lime was happy with getting a new ship but Erubetie was the voice of reason and regarded Selene coldly.

"You're hiding something Selene, Why there's a barrier protecting that ship?" Selene made a face of pain.

"We opened the Calamity Box."

"Puru? Calamity Box?" Lime curiously asked putting a finger to her mouth.

"The lost treasure of the seas, in reality, was a vessel that contained the most horrible monsters back from the great monster wars, who the goddess herself sealed away for being too vicious."

"Make friends then~"

"I doubt any monster from back then would submit to our befriending act Lime"

"We'll just need to befriend them harder Puru~"

Selene shivered at Lime's expression when wording that, she could swear a flash of indifferent and cold crimson overtook the happy blue eyes of the girl before disappearing, still, the seed of hope was planted in her bountiful bosom.

(We have a chance, finally our regrets will be cleansed) Selene smiled to herself.


Back with Alice and two human-shaped husks

"Hmmm that felt so good, You have a nice taste, Roman, I could compare it to a good cut of salmon" Alice stretched her back after finishing the execution of the pirate and the hero "But nothing can ever compare to the taste of my little idiot~" the Monster Lord gently caressed the passed out hero, still being a tsundere she would never do this while he was awake.

"Huff, puff, You really like him huh?" dehydrated Roman was still down for the count and lighter by about 10kg but had enough strength to speak his mind after seeing her actions

"How are you still awake?!"

"Huff, puff, when you have to satisfy 2 Queen class monsters..." Roman took deep breaths "Right Erubetie is part of it, 3 Queen class types, you need to build a resistance if you want to stay alive."

Alice was surprised that this human had sexual relations with Erubetie and still lived. Lime must have her on a leash tighter than Alice ever had.

"Being fed the ultimate Elixir that is a Slime Queen's healing jelly after every orgasm also helps" Roman looked at Alice expectantly "Will you use your Eyes of Healing or not?"

"And that makes it two times you were insolent against your betters," Alice had a dark smile before grabbing the man by his neck and gazing deeply into his eyes, enjoying how he began trembling under her pressure.

"If you weren't taken, I would enjoy every last second punishing you for that~" Her eyes glowed golden as the man healed up, before being carelessly dropped on the ground.

"I had a horrible day already, Don't try your luck, Human," Alice slithered towards Luka, holding him up like a sack of potatoes before moving towards Narwhal who still was having a great time.

"Damn you Lazarus..." The pirate muttered to himself.


A starstruck little sea monster and her gruff old man

"Gahahaha this is so fun Cervantes, point me at something else to break~"

Enjoying this tender moment with the man she fell for at first orgasm, Narwhal enjoyed the penchant for destruction the old man had, She noticed how he seemed to have a personal vendetta against Gold Port, but she didn't care, they weren't her friends anyways.

"Right girlie, how about you destroy that place!"

Cervantes pointed to the most important building which he left for last, One would consider his actions vile but that's what love and the need for revenge do to you, At least he didn't have Narwhal kill anyone, buildings could be rebuilt, lost lives not, and he wouldn't besmirch the reputation of the jiggly pirates or his beloved memories with XV like this.

"Oh, that will feel nice to break."

"How about not!" As Narwhal took a deep breath to release her roar, Alice appeared in front of the girl, with a very angry expression.

"It seems almost everywhere I go my subordinates break my orders, What's the part of not attacking humans unless they attack first, order I gave everyone, You don't understand!?"

Horn wanted to be anywhere but here, it was comical to see the sea titan, who was hundreds of times bigger cowering at the small Lamia, though one should remember that this small Lamia had enough power to vaporize Horn with a flick of her fingers.

"Alice..."

The monster lord finally noticed the small pirate perched on top of the Narwhal's head.

"How do you know who I am?"

Alice scrutinized the human, Was it because of him that her cute subordinate was destroying this city? Punishment needed to be doled then, if Lime wouldn't control her crew it fell to the Monster Lord to do so.

Cervantes trembled when seeing her once again, he was far enough that Tamamo couldn't ever find out if he spilled everything right now, ahh She was as beautiful as her mother, but as he reached for the young woman he locked up, remembering Tamamo's warning and how vile she could be to those who didn't do what she demanded.

"I'm just citizen A..." Horn disliked the defeated tone of voice her beloved scruffy old man took, If Alice noticed it she didn't let it be shown "Remember, back from Ilias continent, you didn't care about my name when you demanded information."

"Right..." The familiarity the guy had towards her and his actions spoke more than just being a random person she belittled back then and forgot, as she sniffed around she could find a nostalgic scent about the pirate.

(Mom?)

"Anyways, you both are going too far, I don't know what vendetta you have against this city, but do it yourself instead of ordering around one of my cute subordinates to do your dirty work." Alice crossed her arms and sighed.

"He didn't order me aro-" Horn was ready to defend the man before Alice smiled at her.

"So you admit doing it all out of your own will~"

"Eek!"

"Calm down girlie, You don't need to defend this old man in front of your boss" Cervantes patted the head of the white titan comforting her.

"Yes I had a vendetta and used her penchant for destruction to attack this city at my discretion" Cervantes confessed "If it's good enough for you, I did it only to terrorize those Ilias Kreuz scum, and pointed her only to places I saw being evacuated beforehand."

"Sighs, another one," Alice rubbed her temples, was today the screw Ilias Kreuz meeting?

"Hey Cervantes, we found Selene! Let's go get our new ship!" Lime cried out with her patented happy tone breaking the uncomfortable atmosphere surrounding the 3.

"Puru? What is Luka doing here?" Lime looked at the spent hero Alice forgot at the ground as the flied up to question Horn.

"Time for my revenge! Prepare yourself, hero!" Lime force-fed the boy a bunch of her Healing slime before taking a stance.

"Uwaa! Stop Alice!" Luka still groggy after the last Hora Hora flailed around in fear before noticing his dick wasn't being tortured anymore and opening up his eyes to a familiar jiggly girl.

"Lime!" Luka scrambled back and took his stance thinking she would attack him for sealing her back at Undine's.

"Puru~ That's Great Captain Lime for you, unsightly human!" A much younger-looking Erubetie appeared staring daggers at the hero, still angry at him for defeating her sister, Alice's jaw dropped.

"What happened to you Erubetie?!"

"Alma Elma..." Erubetie felt ashamed noticing the Monster Lord seeing her like this.

After connecting the dots the Monster Lord could only groan.

"Ahaha what a colorful group you have here, maybe I should extend the offer to the hero as well?" Selene appeared and smiled at Luka, he took a step back as the woman looked at him just like a monster would before attacking.

"I found Roman Lime, Someone must have played hard with him because he's thinner than I remember fufu~" a very satisfied Hime came around carrying Roman, and before anyone could blink Lime snatched him with a tentacle and began feeding the man much more of her healing slime than intended.

"Who did this to you Roman!?"

whistle

Everyone looked at the Monster Lord and asked themselves why she would whistle right now, except Luka who still felt sore and bruised.

"They will pay!" Lime promised the befriending of their lives to whoever did this to her man.

"So with everyone here, can we go deal with the box of calamity now?"

"The box of calamity?! Human why do you know about that?" Startled, Alice was one step from interrogating Selene.

Selene explained the same things she did to Lime and Erubetie, Luka was the first to jump at the idea, of a perfect heroic quest with a well-defined villain to save the world, now that's true heroism, Alice also jumped in knowing that if the trio escaped it would spell ruin for everyone.

(I'll die before ever letting my plans be jeopardized by fossils!)

The jigglies wanted the ship so they would get it no matter what, while Cervantes would enjoy every moment of this to try and get close to his estranged daughter.

Later, as the group reunited once again by Selene's ship and met her crew they found the vessel adequate, but since it was smaller than their old ship, not everyone could come, a part of the jiggly pirates was left behind at Gold Port to begin their repair efforts and shoo out the terrorists, this town would reach heights of prosperity not seen in a long time.

"It seems you'll be honorary members of the jigglies Luka and Alice," Roman smirked "This journey will be one of Romance!"

"Puru~ Romance!"

"Finally, I can take off these annoying nests" Horn complained as she ripped out all the spider nests from her back, looking at her and connecting the dots, as expected Those not of the jiggly pirates felt pity for the giant sea monster.

"So introductions need to be done once again, I'm the first mate of the jiggly pirates and beloved hubby of the best girl that exists, Roman!"

"I'm the Great Captain and terror of the seas, Lime!"

"Hime, the consort of the first mate and captain, and leader of the knitting and fencing squad, fufu."

"Erubetie, heavenly knight of water, and proud sis of little Lime Puru~" Alice cringed once again at the whiplash from the cold Erubetie she once knew and this one.

"Cervantes, just an old man amid this group of insane people." The man looked again at Alice before avoiding his gaze.

"C'mon Cervantes, you know you're important to us all as the voice of reason." Roman worried about his friend, he had been like this ever since Yamatai according to the crew.

"Horn, the old ruler of the seas before Lime defeated me fair and square." The giant puffed her chest as if the Northern and Southern Sea Queens didn't exist to her.

Luka was in awe, the girl he sealed back then defeated this giant so soon after they parted ways? Even the sandworm girl back in the desert couldn't compare in sheer size.

(I need to train harder!)

"I'm Luka, the great hero!"

"Fake hero!"

"Alice..."

"I'm the monster lord Alipheese Fateburn Sixteen, and you better know that I'll be the leader while I'm part of your group."

"Not fair!" The Great Captain complained with a pout.

"You can always challenge me, little girl, if you defeat me, you can even get the throne of the Monster Lord," Alice smirked at the jiggly ball of cuteness, in the far future she would regret saying this to Lime.

"And I'm Selene, the granddaughter of the legendary pirate, I hope we can all work together to prevent a catastrophe."

"Her crew roared."

"Now that we all know one another, let's depart to Grandmother's ship!"

Everyone took their positions as the ship left the one remaining intact pier at Gold Port, Horn swimming at its side saddened that her beloved old man wouldn't be together with her during this journey.

"She likes you, why you refused to go with her?" Alice questioned the man known as Cervantes.

"I know about her feelings and feel horrible about it, but I still can't forget the one I lost."

"You smell familiar, kinda nice actually, do I know you?"

"Hahaha... Are you hitting on this old sea mutt?" Cervantes joked as Alice turned away with a scoff and grabbed the hero for another punishment session.

"Romance!" the leaders of the jigglies cried out and the same old song with the sun happened.

"Romance indeed my friend" Cervantes pulled out his jug and took a big gulp of the last remaining Yamatai alcohol he had.