Author's note: Warning this story has violence, cursing, sexual themes, smut, rape, everyone is 18+, substance abuse, manipulation abuse, blackmail, mutilation, death, Pokemon/animal abuse, lgbtq, minor poly relationships, cheating, horror elements, and kidnapping. This is for a mature audience. 18+
-Kirby's new experience-
Villager finished cleaning up his house. Today is his 18th birthday. Everything had to be perfectly clean and ready for his guests.
Knock Knock
He opened the door to see his first visitor, Captain Falcon. He had alcohol with him. Next was Link, who brought Pizza. Pit brought chips, Ness brought a present, Lucas brought soda, Kirby brought a giant cake, Sonic brought a present, Ike brought games, and the Mario bros also brought a present. He was so happy to see them! Tonight was going to be the best and nothing could ruin his big day.
Captain Falcon: "Alright, guys shall we sing the birthday song?"
Kirby: "Poyo!"
Sonic grabbed the cake box. He went to the kitchen with it. He grabbed candles and a lighter. When he opened it up, he noticed that the cake was half eaten already. Figures.
Sonic: "I got good news and bad news."
Everyone stared at Sonic confused.
Sonic: "The good news is that Kirby was kind enough to bring cake."
Everyone cheered and thanked Kirby.
Sonic: "The bad news is that Kirby brought the cake."
Captain Falcon: "What do you mean?"
Sonic: "He ate half the cake."
Everyone groaned and gave Kirby a disappointed look.
Kirby: "Poyo?" *He tilted his head in confusion*
Pit: "Aww, I wanted cake."
Villager: "Sorry, Pit."
Pit: "Kirby you do-do brain."
Kirby: "Huh?"
Ness: "It's ok, we still got pizza!"
Pit: "Pizza!"
Ike: "See? Cheer up."
The 10 of them hung out and talked. Radiant Ike took over, and started talking about women. Lucas, Ness, Link, and Luigi went silent. They don't like this version of Ike. It's not his fault, he has split personalities, but that doesn't mean they were obligated to talk to him. However the rest of the guys happily joined in the conversation.
R. Ike: "Alright, guys if any of us were turned into chicks, who would be the hottest?"
Pit: "I would."
Sonic: "You already look like a girl so…"
Pit: "Hey are you saying I'm not manly?"
Sonic: "Nope."
Kirby: "Poyo!"
Sonic: "Kirby agrees with me."
Pit: "I'm plenty manly."
Captain Falcon: "You sure?"
Pit: *Scoffs* "Of course! I've defeated an entire underworld army."
Mario: "Then why do you look like-a twink?"
Pit: "Body shaming!"
R. Ike: "You're the smallest one here, Pit."
Pit: "No, that's Villager."
Villager: "That's Ness."
Ness: "Hey!"
Sonic: "I'm curious, Villager you're the birthday boy. Who would be the hottest chick?"
Villager: "Um…"
Villager scanned his friends up and down. He looked at Kirby and thought this joke was going to be funny. He couldn't help but chuckle at their future reactions.
Villager: "Obviously, Kirby."
Sonic: "Dude, hahaha! You're totally right."
R. Ike: "Absolutely hahaha!"
Kirby: "Poyo?"
Everyone started laughing. Kirby didn't get it, but he saw that the rest of his friends were laughing, so he decided to laugh as well. Everyone couldn't stop laughing until an uninvited guest appeared out of thin air. Everyone stared at the Goddess of Light in utter shock.
Paluntena: "Well boys, it seems that you finally came to a conclusion."
Pit: "L-Lady Paluntena?!"
Villager: "W-where did you come from?!"
Paluntena: "Let's just say, I stopped by at the right time."
Captain Falcon: "Uh… Wait, I'm confused."
Paluntena: "So Kirby would be the hottest chick, huh? Well, let's put that to the test."
Kirby: "Poyo? EYAAAAAAH!"
Paluntena zapped Kirby with her wand. It looked like he was getting shocked by lightning. When it was done, everyone stared at Kirby in shock. He was pitch black. It looked like it hurt. She came in here just to zap Kirby. That's the Goddess of Light, always showing up unexpectedly and doing the most random shit.
"Farewell. Oh and Happy Birthday, Villager," With that she teleported out the room.
Mario: "What the hell was that?"
R. Ike: "Pit, why did your mom zap Kirby?"
Pit: "She's not my mom. She's my Goddess."
R. Ike: "Let's be real, she's your mom."
Luigi: "Waaaah! What happened?"
Pit: "I don't know!"
Sonic: "It looks like Kirby is ok. Right, Kirby?"
Everyone turned their attention to the puffball. He shook his body and the black dust disappeared. He tilted his head in confusion and then smiled at them.
Sonic: "See? He's fine."
Lucas: "Uh…" *He pointed at Kirby*
Everyone stared at Kirby shocked, as he started glowing. He glowed so bright that everyone was forced to close their eyes. When the glowing stopped, they opened their eyes to see a hot chick with long pink fluffy hair. She had deep sea blue galaxy eyes and long eyelashes. She was short with a perfect hourglass shape. The boys saw everything. EVERYTHING! The small cutie is naked. They couldn't believe their eyes. What happened to Kirby? Where did he go?
The woman looked at them embarrassed. She frantically looked around and spotted Villager's room. She tried to run to his room, but fell over. She looked at her legs confused. What are these things? She used her arms to crawl her way there. The boys were staring at each other with their jaws dropped. Everyone was silent until normal Ike spoke up.
Ike: "Huh? What happened, I think Radiant Ike took over. What did I miss?"
Link: "Paluntena turned Kirby into a girl."
Ike: "What?"
Mario: "Is that even Kirby?"
Captain Falcon: "I have no idea."
Villager: "Who else could it be?"
Sonic: "Holy shit."
Ike: "Wait, I'm lost."
Ness: "Guys, we need to calm down."
Sonic: "How can we stay calm after that?"
Villager: "I think we should end the party now."
Mario: "What about Kirby?"
Villager: "Can any of you change her back?"
Captain Falcon: "If we could, we would have immediately."
Link: "What do we do?"
Mario: "She must be tired."
Villager: "I mean, since I'm the birthday boy, I'll walk her back home." *Blushes*
Ike: "No way, you're blushing. I don't trust you."
Villager: "I'm not blushing."
Sonic: "Yes you are."
Mario: "I should be the one to walk her back. I have a girlfriend, so I won't pull anything."
Captain Falcon: "That's a lame excuse."
Pit: "I'm an angel. I'm pure of heart. I should be the one to take her."
The boys started to argue, but stopped when they heard the door open. Kirby had Villager's clothes on. It looked adorable. She wore his t-shirt and shorts. It was too big on her which added more to the cuteness. Villager couldn't help but get turned on as he saw this beauty wearing his clothes.
All the boys except Lucas, couldn't help but feel hot. Kirby is absolutely the hottest and by far the cutest woman they have ever laid eyes on. She stood there awkwardly not making any eye contact. She didn't like that all her friends were staring at her weird. They never looked at her like this before. She didn't understand what's going on. What did Paluntena do to her?
Kirby: "I should go home."
Mario: "Did-a Kirby just talk?"
Luigi: "Such a soft voice."
Captain Falcon: "I can walk you back."
Kirby: "It's ok, I can go by myself."
Sonic: "Your legs are shaking. Do you even know how to walk?"
Kirby: "Um…"
Link: "Allow me."
Sonic: "No way, I should be the one to walk her. I have a girlfriend, so I won't do anything."
Mario: "I have one too! Plus, I'm more reliant than you. You like to go too fast. You'll end up leaving her behind."
Sonic: "No I won't."
The party started to argue once again. Kirby didn't know what to do. She looked around and everyone was yelling at each other. Everyone except Lucas. He sat there awkwardly looking down on the floor avoiding eye contact.
Kirby: "I want Lucas to take me home."
Lucas: "What!"
Pit: "Why him?"
Kirby: "Um, because we haven't talked at all today."
Mario: "Neither have we."
Captain Falcon: "Yeah, I wanna talk to you too."
Kirby: "I'm sorry, but I want Lucas to take me home."
Everyone groaned. She wants Lucas, so they had no choice, but to shut the fuck up. Lucas and Kirby left Villager's place. She had a hard time walking. She's not used to having legs and arms. She kept struggling to stay balanced. Luckily he was there to help her walk. He put her arm over his shoulder and together they made it back to her place.
"Thank you," Kirby plopped on her bed.
Lucas took a good look at her room. It was so comfy. There was a mini projector that projected a galaxy on her ceiling. There were star pillows and cushions everywhere. A cute simple wooden coffee table in the middle of her living room.
The room was different than Villager's. For one, Villager had a one bedroom because he helped build the mansion. However, even though Villager had a luxury room, Lucas liked Kirby's more. She knew how to decorate and it was homey.
Lucas: "This place is amazing."
Kirby: "Thank you."
Lucas: "Are you going to be ok?"
Kirby: "Hands are weird." *stares at her hands*
Lucas: "Oh, haha! Yeah, it's going to take some time to get used to."
Kirby: "..." *Continues to stare at her hands*
Lucas: "Um, well, sorry if the walk back was awkward. I'm not much of a talker."
Kirby: "That's why I picked you."
Lucas: "Oh, haha. I see."
Kirby: "Lucas, what did she do to me?"
Lucas: "I don't know."
Kirby: "I have to find her tomorrow. She needs to change me back."
Lucas: "I'm sorry, Kirby. I didn't even think she could do that."
Kirby: "Me too."
Lucas: "Wow, it's weird hearing you talk."
Kirby: "Hm?"
Lucas: "S-sorry that was rude. Anyway, if I see her tomorrow, I'll ask if she can change you back."
Kirby: "Thank you."
Lucas: "OK, well, it's getting late, I'll let you go."
Kirby: "Thank you for walking me back home."
Lucas: "Of course."
Lucas awkwardly waved and left. As he left, she started panicking. She tried pacing around her room, but she kept falling over. Walking is hard! This whole form is confusing! Wait a minute. She crawled over to her coffee table, and tried sucking up the glass of water. She didn't even lift the cup up. Oh no, this can't be happening. No no no no no! Her powers… IT'S GONE!
