Filler Episode

-The Clones-

Clone Sonic was doing his daily run. He thought about checking up on Clone Ness. Last time he saw him, he didn't seem to be doing well. Maybe he went too far. He probably shouldn't have said those things. He ran to the garden.

When he arrived there, he saw Daisy smelling some flowers. She spotted him and approached him.

"Hey~" She greeted.

"Hi, Daisy. How's it going?"

"Better."

"That's great to hear, anyway I'll see you around."

He was about to take off, but she grabbed his arm.

"Where are you going?" She asked.

"Out for a run. You know how it is."

"Do you have time to hang out?"

"Right now?"

"Yes."

"No, sorry. I need to run."

"You can run later, silly."

"But I'm already in the middle of it."

"Then take a break."

"But-

She pulled him away. Together they walked around the garden. She did most of the talking. He didn't want to be rude, so he pretended to be invested in the conversation. But damn is she boring. She was talking about fashion, which he did not care about. The entire time, he was thinking about how he should apologize to Clone Ness.

"What do you think?" She asked.

"Huh? Wha?"

"I want to know what you think."

"Oh, um yeah I think you should do it."

"You're right. I should totally wear that for my next instagram pic."

"Yup. Hey, anyway we've been doing this for a while and I'm hungry, so I'm gonna go."

"Wait! We should get something to eat together."

"Ah…"

"I know the perfect place."

She once again pulled him away to where she wanted to go. She took him to a fancy ass expensive ass restaurant.

"W-wow… Thanks," he said.

"Isn't this wonderful? It's my favorite restaurant."

"I… Love it…"

"So, what're you thinking of ordering?"

"I don't know. Everything is too damn expensive."

"Oh but trust me, the flavor is divine."

Sonic checked the menu.

The Menu

.

Food

Fish - $200

Spaghetti - $60

Steak - $300

Salad - $800

.

Beverages

Alcohol - $100

Juice - $50

Water - $20

What the fuck kind of menu is this?! WHY IS A GLASS OF WATER $50 FUCKING DOLLARS?!

The waiter arrived.

Waiter: "Hello, what would you guys like for drinks?"

Daisy: "Alcohol please."

Waiter: "Certainly. And what about you young man?"

Sonic: "Actually I have a question."

Waiter: "Yes?"

Sonic: "Why does water cost $20?"

Waiter: "This is our fine mountain purified refreshing water."

Sonic: "So you go to the mountains and collect the water there?"

Waiter: "Yes."

Sonic: "Can't I just have tap water?"

The waiter and Daisy gasped.

Waiter: "You mean that disgusting pig water? Oh no, no, no. Over here in Couteux Restaurant, we do not serve such things to our guests."

Sonic: "Are you serious?"

Waiter: "Yes."

Sonic: "Fine, gimme the fucking water."

Waiter: "Of course. I'll be back with the beverages."

The waiter left.

"Oh dear, I'm so glad they didn't give you pig water," Daisy said.

["Fucking pig water…"]

"What was that?"

"Nothing."

"Why did you ask for pig water? That's disgusting."

"You mean tap water?"

"Yeah eww."

"I always drink tap water."

"Oh you poor thing."

"Ughhh…"

"Don't worry, with me here I promise you won't ever have to degrade yourself on a daily basis."

"And what exactly do you mean by that?"

"Like for example, we're going to go shopping for your new clothes. You're always naked. We gotta change that. I'll take you to lululime."

"What? I'm not naked. Look, I got gloves and shoes on."

"That's pretty much naked. Also those shoes are so lame. We gotta get you expensive brand shoes like Jordies."

"You lost me."

The waiter came back with the drinks.

Waiter: "Did you guys find out what you wanted to order?"

Sonic: "Uh…"

Daisy: "Salad for me please."

Waiter: "Salad for the young lady. Now what about you, young man?"

Sonic: "I guess… the spaghetti."

Waiter: "Alright, I'll come back with those orders."

The waiter leaves.

Daisy: "I want to get to know you. What do you do for fun?"

Sonic: "I run."

Daisy: "I already know that. What else do you do?"

Sonic: "I… Um…" (Shit what else does the original do?)

Daisy: "Are you ok?"

Sonic: "Yeah! I like to…"

The waiter came back with their food. Oh thank god. Sonic and Daisy started eating their expensive meal. After they were done, Daisy pressured him into paying for the food. It costs so fucking much, but hey if it'll get her to shut the fuck up, then fine.

He told himself that he'll never come to this restaurant again. Honestly, he didn't want to hang out with Daisy. She's too much. He understands why Luigi dumped her now.

Daisy begged him to walk her back to the mansion. He sighed and did so. He didn't want to be rude.

"Well, it was nice hanging out with you, Daisy," He said.

"I had an amazing time!"

"I'm glad, me too. Anyway, I'm gonna go catch some Z's so, I'll be on my way."

"We'll hang out again, right?"

"Well, I mean, yeah, but also my schedule is busy this week, so probably not any time soon."

"Aww, really?"

"Yeah, sorry."

"Well, then if this is the last time we'll hang out in a while, then here let me give you something as a thanks."

"Oh you don't have to do that."

"Oh, but I must."

Without warning, Daisy lunged at Sonic and kissed him on the lips. Everyone around them gasped and started recording. He pushed her off.

"What the hell?!" He yelled.

"Wasn't it wonderful?"

"NO! Why the fuck did you do that?"

"Because I like you."

"Because you like me?"

"We just went on a date, why are you surprised?"

"You're delusional."

"How am I delusional?"

"It was a friend date."

"No, it wasn't."

"Yes it was."

"I'm hot. Why wouldn't you want me?"

"I have a girlfriend!"

"So you led me on."

"Are you kidding me?"

"You took me out on a date even though you had someone already."

"We were just hanging out. I didn't even want to, but I felt bad."

"You felt bad?"

"Yeah, I mean Luigi just broke up with you. I felt rude to blow you off. I was just trying to be a good person. I didn't expect all this."

"You're a cheating bastard."

"Alright you know what, I'm done. Goodbye, Daisy."

Sonic sped off to his room. He couldn't believe what just happened. Daisy is crazy. She kissed him out of nowhere! Who does that? No permission, no nothing. Whatever, he'll definitely not talk to her anymore.

He checked his phone and went on social media. His eyes nearly bulged out of his eye sockets. He saw pictures and videos of him kissing Daisy. He didn't think about the people around him. Oh no, this isn't good. Samus is always on social media. What if she sees this?

Knock Knock

He opened the door to see Samus.

-The Clones-

The next morning, Clone Ness and Tina caught the earliest train back to the mansion. When they arrived they said their goodbyes and went the other direction.

As Ness was walking back to his room, he heard a notification sound from his phone. It was Leaf again. She's worried. He's been blowing her off lately. He decided to respond and meet up with her. They met up at the food court and ate lunch.

"How have you been?" She asked.

"Honestly, not the best."

"What happened?"

"I…"

He wanted to tell her about Nana, but he couldn't. Even if he lied about Nana and told her that she's been flirting with him, Leaf might converse with her. Then Nana would show her the video and boom! Everything would go downhill from there. The only way to get her to stop asking these questions is if he lies to her.

"I have been feeling insecure about myself," He partially lied.

"What? Why?"

"I don't know. I just… I feel like I don't deserve this life."

"What are you talking about?"

"It's complicated."

"Help me understand."

"I dunno… I feel like I don't deserve to be here."

"You've been here since 64. Of course you deserve it."

"Do I?"

"Yes! You're chosen to be here for a reason. Everyone loves you, Ness. I love you."

"But… Why?"

"Because you make me happy. You're caring, funny, outgoing, and most importantly you're honest."

"Am I?"

"You helped me with Red. You didn't sugarcoat a thing. You told me the problem and how I should go about it."

"I guess…"
"No, it's not 'I guess.' You did! Your honest opinion helped me. I appreciate you for that."

"I'm not as honest as you think."

"I know you."

"..."

"You're thinking the worst about yourself, but listen to me when I say that you're a good person. You deserve to be happy."

"I…"

-Flashback-

C. Ness: "Come on, you gotta help me."

Ness: "Why would I help you?"

C. Ness: "I'm sure you don't want me to screw up your image, right?"

Ness: "It's already screwed up."

C. Ness: "Please! I'm not sure what to do. I'm freaking out."

Ness: "Sorry, not my problem."

C. Ness: "I am you, so it is your problem."

Ness: "If I ever get out of here, I'll just tell people that you're a clone."

C. Ness: "Well everyone thinks I'm you. It's not going to be that simple."

Ness: "If I… No. When I get out of here, I'm going to tell them everything. The fact that you're a lying bitch. Then I'm going to fucking kill you for ruining not just my life, but my friends's as well."

-End Of Flashback-

"I…" He trailed off.

"Here," She gave him a hug.

"Thanks."

"I'm always here for you. Please don't push me away."

"I won't."

After the hug, the two began chatting. They talked about Pokemon as usual. He felt better. That is until his phone rang. He checked it to see that it was Nana. Oh my god. Why! Fucking why! He told Leaf that he'll be right back. He left for the bathroom and answered the phone.

"What do you want!" He raised his voice.

"It's time for my dick appointment."

"I'm in the middle of something."

"Hanging out with your girlfriend, right?"

"How did you know that?"

"I figured."

"Ugh, whatever. Listen, I don't want to do this anymore. I've already fucked you twice. Isn't that enough?"

"I want to keep doing this."

"So, what you're saying to me is that you're going to keep using my body forever."

"I mean yeah."

"Nana, you can't do this."

"I can."

"This is rape."

"Men can't get raped."

"Are you fucking serious?"

"Yeah. Rape is only for women."

"You can't be this stupid."

"I'm not! Anyway, enough arguing. I'll give you 20 minutes. If you're not here by then, you know what I'll do."

Beep

That nice feeling was shattered. He sat in the bathroom for a bit and started crying. He went back to Leaf when the tears decided to stop.

"Hey," He pulled up a chair.

"Oh hey. Are you ok? You've been gone for a bit."

"Sorry, Lucas is dealing with something. He needs me."

"You're leaving?"

"Yeah, sorry."

"Can I come? I mean, Lucas and I are friends too. We can cheer him up together."

"He gets nervous around other people. It's not only you. He does it to Toon Link and Popo as well."

"Oh…"
"Yeah, he's having a mental breakdown right now. He needs me."

"Ok, I understand. Will I see you later tonight?"

"Yeah! I'll text you to come over later."

"I can't wait~"

"Me too."

He waved her off and went to Nana's place. She let him in and started stripping immediately. He rolled his eyes and put his backpack down.

He pinned her down on her bed. The two started making out. However, his eyes were still open. He looked around to see where her phone was. He saw that she placed it on her nightstand next to the bed.

"Wanna do something kinky?" He suggested.

"What're you gonna do to me?"

"Close your eyes."

"Ooooh, mysterious. I like that."

Ness got up and grabbed her phone. He turned it on and saw that in order to get in, he needs her passcode. Dammit! Well… He could keep the phone and try to break in later after sex. Argh! But he really doesn't want to fuck her.

Nana didn't know what was keeping him so long. She got impatient and opened her eyes to see Ness with her phone.

"What the fuck are you doing?!" She screamed.

"Uh… Checking the time."

"I know what you're trying to do. Too bad you don't know my passcode. It's useless to try to get out of this. Now put it back and fuck me."

She's right, he can't do anything. He doesn't know how to break into phones and he doubts any of his friends knew. He was about to hand her the phone, but he thought of a better idea.

"Um, hello? Come here," She ordered.

"Ya know, you're right that I can't delete the video, but uh… I don't think I need to."

"What are you talking about?"

He bent her phone until it snapped apart. He then dropped it on the floor giving her a confident smile. She stared at the scene in shock. He broke her fucking phone!

"Y-you… I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU!" She screamed.

"Yeah, well… Sucks to suck."

"You're paying for that!"

"Ha! You wish."

"I'm going to sue you!"

"Do it."

"Your fingerprints are still there."

"Oh! You're right. Here let me just… PK FLASH!"

The phone was destroyed. It didn't just explode, it was deleted from existence.

"Yeah, so uh, how are you gonna sue me without any evidence?" Ness laughed.

"YOU BITCH!"

"Hahaha!"

"I'll kill you!"

"Over a phone?"

"Fuck you!"

"No, thanks~"

Nana charged after him. He dodged her and playfully pushed her to the wall.

"Ya know, you could get in trouble if you hurt me. We are stamped from The Hands. They'll know you killed me," He said.

"I don't know how yet, but I'll get you. I'll ruin your life! I'll tell Leaf everything!"

"Yup. I'm sure she'll listen to a jealous bitch."

She threw her arm at him. He opened the front door, which caused her to hit wood instead. It was a sudden shock of pain. She grabbed her hand and started blowing on it.

"Anyway, thanks for inviting me over, but I'mma bounce," Ness said.

He left and he has never felt better. All that stress was gone. He happily walked back to his room and texted Leaf.

Leaf

Ness: hey wanna come overr ;)

Leaf: yes! I'm omw