-The Clones-

Clone Sonic was shocked to see Samus. She stormed inside and sat on his desk chair.

"You have some explaining to do," She said.

"Daisy kissed me! I didn't know she was going to do that."

"Uh-huh, suuuree," She rolled her eyes.

"I'm being serious!"

"You kissed her back!"

"No, I didn't! Watch the video again. My eyes were wide open."

She shoved her phone in his face and played the video. He watched it and it showed that his eyes were closed and that he was hugging her back. That's not what happened! He pushed her off. Oh fuck… This is an edited video.

"Your eyes were closed and why the hell are you hugging her back!" She screamed.

"That video is edited."

"Oh please. Like I'm supposed to believe that."

"It is! I pushed her off!"

"Sonic, I'm tired of this."

"Listen to me! I'm telling the truth."

"Some things never change."

"What're you talking about?"

"You used to be a player, remember? I guess you went back to your old ways."

"A player? Seriously?"

"Don't act dumb. You told me yourself."

"Maybe he is, but I'm not!"

"He?"

"Uh…"

"Forget it. I'm done."

"Are you breaking up with me?"

"Yes. Goodbye, Sonic."

"Wait! Samus, no!"

She got up and started walking out the door. He grabbed her arm, but she yanked it off.

"I can't stand to see you right now," She said, eyes full of tears.

"SAMUS! I DIDN'T CHEAT ON YOU!"

He watched her run off into the distance. He couldn't believe it. She broke up with him. AGAIN. He shut his door and covered himself with his blankets.

This break up is worse than the last one. Before he didn't care about her, but now that he has feelings, it hurt. It's not even because Mario is going to kill him. He genuinely lost his lover. He went through her pictures and started crying. This is all Daisy's fault. If she didn't kiss him, he would still have Samus. Oh well. It sucks, but there's nothing he can do. Even if he got revenge on Daisy, Samus is still not his.

It's unfortunate, but he has to move on. He's not in a rush for another relationship, so now he has all the time in the world. Mario has been gone for three days now. Sonic decided to go to the library and bury himself in books. He hasn't been in the library in a long time. He missed it.

Sonic went to the coffee shop in the library and ordered a latte. He then found a book that interested him. He grabbed it and went to a table. He flipped through the pages and began sipping on his coffee. He forgot all about Samus. This is his ultimate escape. He couldn't have been happier.

He still loves Samus, but there's no point in chasing her anymore. Well… Besides the fact that Mario might replace him when he comes back. He'll explain what happened about Daisy. Mario is a reasonable guy. Besides, he likes him more than Clone Ness. Sonic knows he's the golden child, so Mario will most likely let him off with a warning. Also who's to say that Sonic and Samus would continue to work in the first place. Samus said it herself. The original used to be a player, so maybe the breakup isn't too far from reality.

-In Popstar-

Kirby and Suzie were still on orange ocean. They fought their way through a bit more levels. They decided to settle near a waterfall. Suzie put her hand in the water and it was warm. She took out her portable suitcase. She grabbed a bikini swimsuit and threw it at Kirby. She caught it and gave Suzie a confused look.

"Um, what's this for?" She asked.

"Are you kidding me? It's a bathing suit."

"Bathing suit?"

"Yeah! It's for swimming."

"Oh."

"Put it on. Let's go swimming!"

"R-right now?"

"Yes, dummy."

"I don't feel comfortable."
"Oh come on. It's not THAT revealing," She said, stripping her clothes off.

"S-sorry!" Kirby closed her eyes.

"Oh my god. You don't have to act like that. We're both women."

"It feels wrong."

"You can open them. I'm done."

Kirby opened her eyes to see Suzie wearing a teal colored bikini. She looked cute, but it's so… Revealing. She stared at the bikini that Suzie gave her and blushed. This is uncomfortable. She didn't want to wear that.

"Don't I look hot?" Suzie struck a pose.

"Um, yeah."

"Aww, Kirby, I'm flattered~"

"You're welcome."

"Now your turn. Put it on."

"I don't know…"

"You'll like it. Trust me."

"Ok, but don't look."

"Me? Look? No."

Kirby waited for Suzie to close her eyes. When she did, Kirby stripped naked and put the bikini on. It felt free, but also scary.

"You can open your eyes," Kirby said.

"Oh my god, you're fucking hot!" Suzie's eyes widened.

"T-thanks…"

Suzie grabbed Kirby's wrist and pulled her into the warm water. It felt like a mini hot spring. Kirby had to admit, but this was nice. She could feel her wounds healing.

"Isn't this nice?" Suzie asked.

"Yes! I'm glad you convinced me to do this."

"Riiight. I'm so glad I brought my bathing suits. Well, I mean of course I did. I vacationed on an island. I would be pissed at myself if I forgot."

"Yeah, it's actually not so bad."

Suzie had a good look at Kirby's body. Her hourglass figure was amazing. Her tits were a nice size. Not too big, but definitely not small either. Damn, if only she could hit that. She kept staring at Kirby's body, but she noticed something. There were scars on her stomach and legs. Could it be from past fights before she got to the island?

"I have a question if you don't mind me asking," Suzie said.

"What is it?"

"Where did you get those scars?"

"O-oh… Um…"

"Sorry if that's rude, I just… I'm worried. Trust me it's a sign of care."

"You're ok. I just… It's a long story."

"You don't have to talk about it."

"No, I can. It's from a smasher."

"What!"

"Yeah."

"Who?"

"Villager."

"Villager? What the fuck kind of name is that?"

"He's a kind guy, but I dunno, he kind of went bonkers."

"Giving someone a scar doesn't scream kind."

"I know…"

"Kirby, you're too nice."

"I know…"

"Did you just let him hit you?"

"I couldn't do anything. He tied me up."

"WHAT!"

"It all started when I helped him clean his place."

"What the fuck."

"Then he decided to kidnap me."

"How did you let that happen?"

"He had a trophy stand. I was powerless."

"Why didn't you rip off the knot?"

"They were cuffs."

"You're Kirby. You can break it like nothing."

"Not those ones. They were magical. I was powerless."

"How did you escape then?"

"I tricked him."

"He is a guy… I'm not surprised."

"Well to answer your question from earlier, he whipped me. That's how I got these scars. Oh, he also burned me with a candle."

"If I ever see that guy, I'm going to kill him."

"Oh don't worry. I took care of him."

"You killed him?!"

"No, but I did cuff him."

["Cuff me…"]

"What?"

"What?"

"Uh…"

"Anyway, I'm glad you got your revenge. I hope he died."

"I don't. I think he's lonely. That's why he did that."

"That doesn't excuse his actions!"

"I know…"

"Ugh, Kirby, this is why you should stay away from guys. They're all gross."

"Little Mac isn't."

"Besides Little Mac. But if he ever does anything to hurt you, Suzie over here is going to kick his ass."

"Hahaha! Thank you, Suzie."

"I'm your girl."

The two girls stopped chatting when they heard rustling from the bush. They both stood up and readied an offensive stance. Fortunately, it was Lloyd. Wait, Lloyd!

Lloyd: "I found you!"

Kirby: "Lloyd?!"

-The Clones-

Clone Ness woke up with Leaf next to him. She was already awake.

"Took you long enough, sleepyhead," She gently tapped his cheek.

"You wake up too early."

"Too early? It's already noon."

"Is it? Damn."

"Well you can stay in bed all day, but I'm gonna take my Pokemon to the PokePark."

"Wait, I'll get ready."

"Better hurry. I'm already ready to go."

"Wait!"

"I'm already out the doooor~"

Ness rushed to put his clothes on. Goddammit she already left. He ran over to her and hit her in the ass as hard as he could. She let out a yelp. She turned around and slapped in the face. Ok, yeah, he deserved that.

The two walked to the PokePark and chilled. Leaf started talking about Pokemon as usual. He loved watching her eyes shine when she talked about her passion.

"W-what? Is there something on my face?" She touched her cheek.

"No, I just like staring at you."

"You're corny," She gently pushed his face away.

"Can't help it. You're too sexy."

"Were you even listening?"

"Of course I was. You were talking about the best kind of poffins to make for your Pokemon."

"I'm onto you," She pointed two of her fingers at her eyes and then at his.

"I'm listening. Keep going."

"Ok, well anyway as I was saying, each Pokemon is different. I hate it when people treat them like they don't have personalities. They all have preferences. My bulbasaur loves sour flavored poffins, but my Charizard, no way. He's all about sweets."

Ding

Ness checked his phone.

Tina

Tina: That concert was so much fun!

Ness: It was! Honestly thanks for inviting me

Tina: You wanna hang out again

Ness: Can't stop thinking about me I see

Tina: Oh shut up. I mean you're right but…

Ness: But?

Tina: ok yes I can't stop thinking about u

Ness: It's ok. Neither can I

Tina: i'm free tonight. Can I come over?

Ness: no

Tina: fuck you i'm coming over anyway

Ness: demanding. I like that

Tina: I already u want me over yur just being a brat

Ness: I am a brat. Whatre u gonna do about it

Tina: so ur begging to be punished huh

Ness: pretty much

Tina: you're crazy. I like crazy

Ness: so we gonna play that fighting game to see whos bettr

Tina: Ur on!

Ness: dont be upset when u lose

Tina: When I lose? Ur hilarious

Ness: we'll see about that

"Ness?" Leaf poked his cheek.

"Huh? Wha?"

"Are you listening to me?"

"Sorry, I got into this conversation."

"With who?"

"Oh my new friend. Her name is Tina."

"Who's Tina?"

"One of the inkling girls."

"Oh…"

"No need to be worried. She's just a friend. Besides, she's… uh dating someone else. Another splatoon dude."

"Oh."

"Yeah. Remember Popo's party? I met her there."

"Popo's party?"

"I was there when you and Lucas hung out."

"Oh, that's right!"

"Yeah, now you remember."

"We've both made a new friend that day."

"Yeah, say, how did that hangout go?"

"With Lucas?"
"I'm just curious."

"Oh! It went well. He's shy though. I did most of the talking."

"Yep. That's Lucas."

"Does he do that to you too?"

"No. He doesn't know how to shut up around me."

"He needs to get used to me first."

"Don't worry. He does that to our friend group. He just kinda shuts down."

"So it's not me?"

"Not at all."

"Well that's a relief. I hope that we'll be closer one day."

"Of course! I mean it's you! You're super fun to hang out with. Sorry if I was paying any attention to you earlier. I guess I'm just excited I found a new friend. You know me. I'm awkward and kind of a loser when it comes to socializing."

"True."

"Hey! You're supposed to say, 'no you're not. You're so outgoing and cool.'"

Leaf laughed so hard she couldn't breath. Her laugh was contagious and he started to laugh with her. Squirtle noticed the two having a hard time breathing, so he rushed in and used water gun at them. Now they were both soaking wet.

"Squirtle!" She scolded.

"Squirtle…" The poor Pokemon frowned.

"Alright, I think we're done here. I need to take a shower. I'll catch you later, Ness."

"Yeah, ok. See ya around," He waved.

The two split ways. Ness went over to Lucas's room to hang out for a bit. Then they went out to eat. Of course they both fought over who would pay the bill. Ness won this time.

Ness walked Lucas back to his place and they watched a movie together. After that, Ness said his friend Tina is coming over. Lucas was skeptical about the inkling girl at first, but Ness explained that they were only friends and that he's gay, so he has nothing to worry about. The two kissed each other goodbye and Ness made it back to his room.

He called Tina on the phone. When Tina arrived, the two were playing street fighter. Tina absolutely kicked his ass. It wasn't even a match. She was crazy good. She might be better than Lucas and he's known for winning against other players online. Hmm, he wondered who would win.

"So, what was that about kicking my ass?" She teased.

"Oh come on! I was going easy on you."

"Then why are you sweating?"

"I'm always sweaty."

"You're sweatier than usual."

"That's because… There's a cute girl in my room."

"Oh?"

"Yeah! And uh, to make you feel better, I let you win because you're the girl."

"I noticed you were a bit more challenging after I beat you the first 5 games."

"Yeah, well I let you win… At first."

"Hahaha!"

"You're distracting!"

"Oh? Because I'm cute?"

"Y-yeah."

"Ya know, if you want, we can do something else, but I think I'm going to dominate either way."

"Oh yeah? Like what?"

Tina pinned him down on the bed. His face went red immediately. Holy shit! T-this is his move! He's the one that initiates and does this.

["So, ready to lose another round?"] She whispered.

"Lose?" He gave her a cocky smirk.

He pushed her off and flipped the table. He was now on top giving her the confidence look. However, she didn't look surprised. She still showed confidence.

"Cute," She said.

She turned into her squid form and slipped away from his grip. She turned back to her human form and hugged him from behind.

"Whatever you try, I'll slip away. There's no point in being the dominant one. Sorry, you have no choice but to let me be in control," She licked the back of his neck.

A shiver went down his spine. He felt goosebumps all over his arms. Damn, she's bad. Leaf has tried to dominate before, but Ness was always in control. This time, he's actually not able to take over. She got him. She got him good.

"Alright, Tina. I give in. What's your next move?" He laid on the bed and smiled at her.

"Now that's what I like to hear," She said, getting on top of him.

He bit his lip and stared at her. She gently pressed her lips against his. At first it started sweet, but she went aggressive. She wanted to see how long he could last without needing to breathe air. Eventually the two couldn't anymore. They pulled apart and their lungs hungrily took in some air.

"Damn… *huff* You're *huff* crazy," He smiled.

"Hmph! This is just the beginning."

-Lost In Melee Mountain-

Ness couldn't believe it. It's Mario… His eyes were no longer red and watery. This isn't good. It's always another problem. Can't he get a break?

"Well, this was fun, Ness. Really. I love this little adventure you both put us through, but now it's time for it to end," Mario said.

Ness felt Mario's Arcanine push his paw further down on his stomach.

"Aaaahhh!" He screamed.

He started pulling the Arcanine's paw upwards. It was heavy, but he was slowly lifting up its paw.

"Aww, it's cute seeing you trying to stop the inevitable," Mario took out his knife.

Ness's eyes widened in fear. He didn't want to hurt the Arcanine, but he had no choice.

"PK-

STOMP STOMP STOMP

Everyone turned their attention to the creature creating those giant stomps. They saw a giant deer monster glaring at them with red beady eyes.

"S-Simon?" Ness couldn't believe his eyes.

"That's-a Simon?!"

It let out a roar and grabbed the Arcanine. The Arcanine squirmed and used flamethrower to get out of its grasp, but the creature had a good grip on the poor Pokemon. Mario took out the Arcanine's Pokeball to return it to safety. However it let out another roar and a gust of strong wind caused the ball to fly out of Mario's hand.

The two watched in horror as they witnessed the monster bite the head off of Mario's Arcanine. The poor Pokemon was kicking and fighting until it was… Gone… They continued to watch the monster eat the rest of Pokemon like it was a snack. They both winced when they heard the bones cracking inside its mouth. This… This is the most horrifying thing they've both witnessed.

Mario dropped to his knees. It looked like he wanted to cry, but Ness could tell he was more scared than sad. The creature glared at them, when it was done eating the Arcanine. They both flinched when it turned its attention to them.

Mario took out his fire flower power up and transformed into fire Mario. He started throwing fireballs at it. It seemed to be working. The creature was getting burned. Mario is keeping that thing busy. Now is the perfect chance to get away from both of them.

Ness ran off. Mario's tough. He'll be fine. Also who cares if he's not fine. He deserves this. He's done terrible things to him. Fuck that guy! He deserves to die.

"AAAAAHHHH!" Mario shrieked.

Ness stopped. His body was shaking. He felt goosebumps all over his legs and arms. He's never been so terrified. Then why. WHY IS HE TURNING AROUND?!