-Luigi Drama-

The nurses let Luigi go. The green plumber went straight for the bar and started drinking. He was happy drinking alone, but then another smasher tapped him on the shoulder. It was Marth. This is awkward. The Prince swordsman sat next to him and ordered a drink for himself.

"Hey," Marth greeted.

"H-hi."

"So… How's life?"

"It's good."

"Are you sure?"

"Um, yes."

"I feel like you're lying."

"I'm ok."

"Well ok then."

"Oh fuck it! I'mma just gonna say it!"

"Huh?"

"I'm not happy with my relationship."

"Is that why you went to the club that one night?"

"Yeah."

"You think Daisy saw those videos?"

"I don't-a care."

"You don't?"

"I'm sorry I threw up on you."

"It's ok. We were both drunk."

"What should I do? I want to break up with Daisy, but I'm scared."

"Well, if you don't then you'll keep being unhappy. It's better to just get it over with."

"You're right…"

"I'm curious though, why are you two not happy? You've been with her for so long."

"She's mean."

"She does look like a bitch."

"Also… I'm in love with someone else."

"Is it me?"

"Wha? No."

"Well I figured because you know, you tried to sleep with me that one night."

"I'm sorry about that."

"Nah, it's cool."

"The one I'm in love with betrayed me."

"He sounds toxic."

"He's not."

"But he betrayed you."

"But I still love him."

"I know it's hard, but I think this guy is a red flag."

"I don't."

"Well what did he do to betray you?"

"He told my brother about our secret."

"Not cool."

"Yeah."

"Why do you like this guy?"

"Well… He's cute."

"Is that all?"

"No, he's also caring."

-Flashback-

"Come on, let's do this together! I promise you'll be ok! This is for Kirby. We should protect her! She saved us from the world of light. We owe it to her!" Ness smiled at Luigi.

"I… I…"

"We got this, Luigi!"

"O-okay." *Blushes*

Ness gave Luigi a hug. Luigi hugged the teen back. He's so caring. He didn't have to tell him about his plan, but Ness trusts him. He made him feel important for once. Mmm, wow he smells good.

-End Of Flashback-

"Do his pros outweigh the cons? What other good qualities does have?" Marth asked.

"He's smart."

"A smart guy, huh?"

"Yeah, but he's also stubborn. It should be a con, but I kind of like it."

-Flashback-

"Oh Ness, I love you so much," Luigi lifted Ness's shirt up.

"MMMFF! MMMFFF!"

Ness kicked Luigi on the stomach.

"FUCK!" Luigi screamed.

-End Of Flashback-

"So he's a brat," Marth commented.

"Yes."

"You really love him, don't you?"

"I do, but he betrayed me. I'm not sure what to do."

"Maybe he didn't mean it. He's probably going through something."

"Do you think I should forgive him?"

"I think you should talk to Daisy first. Then you should talk to the guy. You need to be honest with both of them."

"You're right, Marth."

Luigi set his drink on the counter. He's done for the night. Marth is right. He needs to tell Daisy how he feels. He thanked Marth and left the bar. He went straight for Daisy's room. He knocked on her door and she answered.

"Luigi?" Daisy was shocked to see him.

"We have to talk."

"Oh, is it about our future wedding?"

"N-no. I… I can't do this anymore."

"What're you talking about?"

"I love someone else!"

"WHAT!"

"WAAAAAHHH!"

"WHO IS THIS SOMEONE ELSE?!"

"It's uh, none of your business."

"FUCK YOU, LUIGI! YOU'RE A PIECE OF SHIT!"

"I'm sorry, Daisy. It's not working out."

"WHO IS SHE?!"

"I'm not telling you."

"I'LL KILL YOU!"

"WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!"

Daisy took out a knife and swung it at him. He dodged it and ran away. He ran to his room and locked the door. He heard her banging on the door, but it stopped. He cracked the door open and saw that Ryu and Ken were holding her back.

-The Trial-

Little Mac was on the stand. His lawyer was Kazuya. The prosecutor was Bowser and Olimar was the judge. Olimar slammed his gavel for the trail to begin.

Bowser called out the first witness which was a nurse. She talked about how Little Mac attacked the soldiers that were trying to take Dark Pit to jail for breaking into Pit's room.

"I saw that Dark Angel entered Pit's room," The nurse explained.

"And what did the Dark Angel do?" Bowser asked.

"He took Pit."

"Do you have any idea as to why?"

"He really wanted to see him. We told him no because Pit is in critical condition."

"So Dark Pit knew how much pain Pit was in?"

"Yes."

"Then Little Mac stepped in, right?"

"Yes. He attacked the guards."

"Dark Pit knew how to heal Pit!" Little Mac interrupted.

"Shut the fuck up, Little Mac," Olimar said.

"Anyway as I was saying, he attacked the guards and Little Mac helped the Dark Angel escape with our patient," The nurse explained.

"Alright that's all, thank you," Bowser said.

Bowser called Little Mac to the stand.

"Alright, Little Mac, why'd you do it?" Bowser asked.

"Dark Pit said that the only way for Pit to be saved is if he went to the Reverse Spring."

"What is this Reverse Spring?"

"I… don't know."

"So you don't know, you just assumed Dark Pit knew what he was doing."

"Listen, they're both from the same game and both angels. So, yes I trusted him."

"No further questions."

Kazuya called that nurse to the stand. It was his turn.

"Nurse bitch so you said that Dark Pit rushed in and grabbed Pit, but what were you doing to tell the angel in the first place?" Kazuya asked.

"He's in a coma. We tried giving him medicine, but his condition was getting worse each day," The nurse explained.

"So, since you guys couldn't do shit, don't you think that you should have listened to the Dark Angel? It seemed to me like he knew what he was talking about."

"He's not a professional."

"Clearly you aren't either."

"Objection! Kazuya what the fuck! That's irrelevant to the case," Bowser interrupted.

"Fuck you, Bowser!"

"Bitch, you wanna go!"

"Yeah, I'll kick your ass any day."

"No fighting," Olimar said.

"He's right, let me continue my questioning," Kazuya said.

"Whatever…"

"Ladies and gentleman of the jury, as you can see, the doctors and nurses are incompetent. They don't know anything about Pit. He was going to die in their care."

The jury started to mumble to each other.

"Don't listen to that demon bitch. As you should know, these guys are trying their best. We don't know what Dark Pit is planning. He just took the guy and Little Mac helped Dark Pit kidnap a patient. That shit's illegal."

"Little Mac helped because he trusted his fellow smasher. He knew it was wrong, but if he didn't then Pit would die. He did what a true hero would do."

That last sentence stuck with the jury.

"Who is to say that Pit is safe? Jury please, think about it for a second. We don't know what Dark Pit is up to. He's always hated his counterpart. This could be his excuse of getting rid of Pit permanently, so he could take the spotlight."

It was now time for the jury to make a decision. They all were going to agree that Little Mac did the right thing, but then Red stepped up.

"C'mon guys are you really going to take Little Mac's side? He's a bad person. You heard about what he did to Samus. He also took the imposter's side," Red explained.

Everyone gasped.

"He told me that the imposter is actually Kirby. He was telling me how sweet she is, but I know her. That thing is a monster and it killed my Charizard. He took it's fucking side! You can't trust this man. He let Dark Pit get away with a crime."

The jury was convinced. They all knew about Red's Charizard, but they didn't know that Little Mac was on the imposter's side. This means this guy has bad intentions, like he always did when it came to him and Samus. He's a controlling motherfucker that needs to be stopped.

"Pichu! Pichu! (Your honor we came to a decision)."

"Is he guilty or nah?" Olimar asked.

"Pichu! (He's guilty)."

"WHAT!" Little Mac screamed.

Olimar slammed his gavel.

"It has been decided. Little Mac as your punishment, you will be kicked out of the roster, but for now we're going to send you to jail. The Travel Machine is off limits unfortunately."

"This is bullshit!" Little Mac argued.

The guards took Little Mac and let him back to his jail cell. Red couldn't help but smile. He still wanted to kill that pink monster, but this was a small victory.

-The Cave-

Sonic opened his eyes. He sat up and he felt immediate pain in his head. God, what the fuck happened. All he could remember was being hit in the head. Everything else became a blur.

Sonic: "Owww… Ugh, what happened?"

Gordon: "S-Sonic?!"

Sonic: "Yep, that's my name don't wear it out."

Gordon: "Oh god, I'm so happy you're alive."

Sonic: "Of course. I'm too tough to die."

Kawasaki: "Oh Sonic, I'm so glad you're back. So much has happened."

Sonic: "Huh? Wha?"

Sonic eyes took a while to adjust, but when it did, he noticed that Ness was gone.

Sonic: "Where's Ness? Did Mario do something to him?"

Gordon's eyes started to water. He looked away and said nothing.

Sonic: "Where's Ness?"

Gordon: "..."

Sonic: "Gordon! C'mon man. Tell me. Where's Ness?"

Gordon: "He…"

Sonic: "HE WHAT! Did Mario do something to him?"

Gordon: "No…"

Kawasaki: "He escaped."

Sonic: "He… He escaped?!"

Kawasaki: "He did. It was amazing!"

Sonic: "What! H-how did he do it?"

Kawasaki: "Oh I'm not sure."

Sonic: "But you saw it."

Kawasaki: "I couldn't explain it."

Gordon: "He…"

Gordon pointed at the shackle and the degloved hand that Mario threw back at the cave when Arcanine was done sniffing it. Sonic looked at what Gordon was pointing at. He covered his mouth and his eyes widened in shock.

Sonic: "N-no, he didn't."

Gordon: "I saw him do it."

Sonic: "How did he do it?"

Gordon: "He cut his wrist with a piece of sharp glass and used his blood as lube."

Sonic: "Oh my god…"

Gordon: "Then I heard him dislocate his hand. The shackles ended up taking his skin off. I… I watched it happen. It was the worst thing I've ever seen in my life."

Sonic wanted to throw up. He couldn't believe that Ness had the willpower to permanently disfigure his hand.

Sonic: "Did Mario find out?"

Gordon: "Yeah, he's after him right now as we speak."

Kawasaki: "I miss that guy. I hope he can bring him back here."

Sonic: "Usually I'm here for your stupidity, but this time it's not funny. Like this is actually not ok."

Kawasaki: "What? But-

Sonic: "Kawasaki, please. Don't say stuff like that. It's… It's not nice."

Kawasaki: "I'm sorry, if I said anything that was rude. Please know that I didn't mean it."

Sonic: "It's ok. I'm sorry too. It's just… I feel bad."

Gordon: "I do too."

Sonic: "I shouldn't have bullied him like that. It was my way of coping, but it wasn't fair for Ness."

Gordon: "I feel bad for insulting him when things went wrong."

Sonic: "Do you think he'll come back for us?"

Gordon: "He said he would."

Sonic: "He did?"

Gordon: "Yeah."

Sonic: "God, I feel like such an ass."

Gordon: "The way his voice sounded when he said he's going to come back for us. It… It broke my heart."

Sonic: "How did he sound?"

Gordon: "It was miserable, Sonic. I'm glad you weren't awake to witness all that."

Sonic: "I'm sorry you had to see that."

Gordon: "I just hope he's ok. I'm really worried about him."

Sonic: "Me too."

Gordon: "What do you remember?"

Sonic: "My memory is a bit hazy, but I do remember Luigi next to Ness. That's right! Luigi fucking gagged him!"

Gordon: "Luigi tried to-

Sonic: "Don't say it. I already know."

Gordon: "I hope Mario doesn't come back with him."

Sonic: "Me too."