I had fun writing this, and trying to make Michael as himself as possible without making him seem OC.

There will also be some Spanish, and the translations to it. I used google translate, if I got the words wrong, let me know so I can fix it.

I own none of the content. Enjoy!

Episode: Original Idea


Ronnie Anne meets Michael

Pam was at her desk when she heard someone clear her throat. She looked up to see a woman of Hispanic descent, in her early 20's. She had her hair in a ponytail, an earring in her left ear, she had a purple V-Neck T-shirt, and a white t-shirt under it. She had shorts on with tennis shoes that were slightly purple highlights and purple socks.

'She must really like purple. But it looks good on her. And why does she look familiar.' Pam thought. "How may I help you?" She said aloud.

"Yeah I'm looking-"

Michael chose that time to walk into the room, and was saying," Pam do you happen… wow, who's this little lady here?"

Pam was in the interview room, she bit her lip, and had a look of foreboding.

Michael held out his hand, and said," Michael Scott, Regional Manager. I take it you know or are related to Oscar? Or his best friend since childhood, or part of the family who helped his parents make their glorious trek to our country? Or were you the one who made him realize or helped him realize he was gay? Which is odd, because you are beautiful, but you should know that I believe that being gay isn't bad."

Everyone who was in the room, either looked at the conversation with interest, or in exasperation, the latter was being led by Oscar.

Oscar rubbed his face at his desk in exasperation, and said," Michael, I don't know her. Just because she and I are of Spanish descent, doesn't mean we know each other. And my parents came here legally."

Ronnie Anne narrowed her eyes at Michael and said," What he said."

Michael chuckled and said," That's what she said as well. Ha! Did anyone get that?"

Pam chose that time to have her sight at Lincoln's empty desk. Lincoln was in the bathroom, and was missing this, and she saw a couple of photos. One had the picture of his 10 sisters, which she still found it hard to believe he had that many. And another one had him with his arms around a woman his age lovingly, and she looked like the woman who was being annoyed by Michael.

"I then realized that was Lincoln's girlfriend, Ronnie Anne. Lincoln has mentioned her a couple of times, but none of us have met her yet. But one thing he has mention is how tough she was. I wanted to warn Michael… but I wanted to see what she would do." Pam said as she was interviewed. She also shrugged and had a mischievous smirk.

Lincoln was just getting out of the bathroom, when he heard a loud thump, a cry of pain and shock. He speed walked into the main room, and sighed at the sight.

Ronnie Anne face was red with anger, and she had her fist clenched. Michael was on the ground groaning pain, while Dwight hovered over him.

"Dare I ask what happened?"

"You missed it Linc! Michael got owned!" Meredith enthusiastically said.

"Got it, thanks." Lincoln said as he walked over to his girlfriend, while stepping over Michael and placed his arm around her.

"Everyone, this is my girlfriend Ronnie Anne. Ronnie, these are my co-workers, and the one who is on the floor and in pain, is my boss."

Ronnie Anne grinned, waved a little and said, "Hi everyone, Lincoln has talked about you. Also, hey Stanley."

Stanley merely gave her small smile and a wave.

"Pleasure to meet your acquaintance. Sorry for that, no hard feelings?" Michael said.

Ronnie looked at him and said in Spanish," Gilipollas muertas." (Drop dead, *sshole)

Oscar, besides Lincoln, understood what she said, laughed and said," Senora, eres mi nueva persona favorita!" (Lady, you are my new favorite person!)

Ronnie Anne smirked at him and said," Gracias." (Thank you.)

Lincoln rolled his eyes, kissed her cheek, he also blushed when he heard wolf-whistles, and said," Michael, I'm going to take my lunch break, if you don't mind."

Michael was still laying on the ground and said," That's great, have fun, Linc."

The couple left, while getting a round of applause from everyone.

"Do I regret what I did? Yes I did."

Michael was being interviewed in his office, and was now sporting a black eye, and he had a look of regret.

"Well, Lincoln has mentioned her a couple of times, and I should've realized it. But, I know one thing, if I ever find myself in a dark alley with people holding various weapons surrounding me. I hope Ronnie Anne will save me, because she's tough, and she doesn't hit like a girl one bit. That's a stereotype, and in fact, we should all say that all women hit like men. See, that will give them a confidence boost they deserve. Equality is a good thing. Let that be a lesson." He said the last part with a grin.


So, tell me what you guys think.

And again, sorry if the translations were wrong.