I know it's summer, but it's also July, so Christmas in July and all that junk. Hope your enjoying those Hallmark movies folks, for those of you who do watch them.

Episode: Classy Christmas (Season 7, Episodes 11/12)


Snowball

Jim was using some pencils to tap his desk like a drum set. He then swiveled his chair around, and he noticed something from the window in the conference room.

"Hey, it's snowing." Jim brightly said.

"Oh my God. It's the first snowfall of Christmas. Is that just so magical for you little girl? Can you not wait to have a hot chocolate, and cuddle up with Papa and tell him about all your Christmas dreams. And wonder what Santa would bring you?" Dwight mocked.

Pam looked at Lincoln at the Santa part, and the Loud boy gave his friend an unamused look. Knowing full well what she was implying.

"It's not even a real snow. Like it's a dusting, pitiful." Dwight carelessly said, and went back to work.

Lincoln noticed the knowing look Jim was giving the camera and then gave Lincoln the same look. He then got up, and walked out the door.

Lincoln knowing full well what Jim had planned, he silently wished his friends death was quick and swift.

A couple of minutes later, Jim walked back into the room, and he had something in his hand.

"Hey Dwight." He said aloud.

Once Dwight looked up, Jim through a snowball he had, and it hit Dwight directly in the face.

Everyone and Lincoln either chuckled or laughed at what Jim did to Dwight.

Dwight angrily got up, and said," Dammit Jim! You cannot throw snowballs in here!"

"Well, it's not a snowball, cause it's a dusting." Jim shot back the words Dwight said to him earlier.

Dwight got some of the snow on his hand, and he got more angry when he noticed something.

"Look at that, there's a pebble in there. You could've killed me."

"Oh don't be such a baby." Phyllis teased.

"Who's the little girl now?" Stanley mocked, and everyone chuckled.

Dwight didn't like the fact that he was being mocked, and the possibility of getting hurt. He glared at him, and firmly said," You apologize to me right now."

Jim's response was to say," There's something on your nose."

Lincoln decided to add his two cents by saying," I think you should, dude. But I can't stop you."

Jim was momentarily confused by what the Loud boy said, but he brushed it off.

"Then I challenge you to a snowball fight. On the first real snow of winter." Dwight said, as he held out his hand.

Jim got up, and shook his hand.

Andy approached the two and asked," That's sounds awesome. Can we all do it?"

"No Andy, it's a snowball fight. It's not fun. Go get your own thing. Beat it." Dwight dismissed.

Dwight tried to let go of Jim's hand, but Jim firmly held it, while still shaking it. Dwight pulled back harder, and Jim lets go. Dwight then gave Jim one last glare, before he went to the bathroom to clean himself up.

Jim, looking like he wasn't worried, sat back down on his seat. He then looked at Lincoln.

"So, got any ideas or advice?" Jim asked his friend.

Lincoln looked at Jim directly in the eye, and said," Yeah, you should apologize and admit defeat dude. You may have bitten off more than you can chew this time."

Jim and Pam looked at their friend in shock, fully thinking that Lincoln would help Jim. But apparently he wasn't.

"Why?" Pam asked.

Lincoln gave the both of them a look, and said," That's all I'm going to say. Dwight will bring the heat… so to speak."

Jim waved his friend off, thinking he was overreacting. Lincoln had told him a couple of stories of snowball fight wars with his sisters. And how crazy they got, but he was sure he embellished them.


"Yeah, I'm praying for Jim to get out of this unscathed. Do I have faith in him to beat Dwight… no. I know Dwight, and he won't show any mercy until he apologizes to Dwight." Lincoln explained while he was being interviewed.

"I know I sound harsh, but I speak from experience… Lisa went really overboard her first time partaking in a snowball fight… and Lynn always went nuts when it was a packing day. And that just scratches the surface." Lincoln continued, as he got a faraway look. Something akin to a thousand yard stare.


Considering what Dwight puts Jim through during both episodes, Jim should heed Lincoln's words. But we all know he doesn't.

I also just realized that these last couple of chapters have been set in season 7. Interesting.