The 57th Annual NJKW Picnic
University Of Phoenix, Glendale, AZ
Fictional Date: February 5th 2023
THEME SONGS:
"I Love Me" By Demi Lovato
"Home" By Daughtry
OFFICIAL RESULTS
© - Refers To Champion Heading Into The Match
Tira Braddin
Def. Brandon Johnson
(NOTE: After The Match, "Tira Braddin" Turns Heel By Assaulting Brandon To The Point Until He Cant Wrestle Anymore, But As "Tira" Is About To Kill Brandon, The REAL Tira Braddin Levels The Imposter With A Kick, SO ABSOLUTELY F*CKING MASSIVE!... A Timequake Swarms Through The Existance Of NJKW, Summoning Incarnations Of Various NJKW Superstars... Ending The Picnic On HUGE Note, Starting The Chronoversal Era Of NJKW)
Kayin Amoh (C)
Def. Axel Stone
For The NJKW Championship
(NOTE: The Match Was Back And Fourth Between Kayin And Axel, Causing This Match To Be The Best Picnic Match Yet)
Ruby Rose
Def. Asuka (C)
For The Standupland Heavyweight Championship
(NOTE 1: This Was Phase Three Of The Picnic Gauntlet)
(NOTE 2: After The Match, Ruby Rose Turns Heel And Hits Asuka With An RKO, But As Kojin And Riku's Harems Attack Ruby, Ruby Singlehandedly Injures All Harem Members, Even Kojin And Riku, Causing Ruby To Earn The Nickname "The Maiden Killer"
Asuka
Def. Juri Han (C)
For The Standupland Heavyweight Championship
(NOTE: This Was Phase Two Of The Picnic Gauntlet)
Juri Han (C)
Def. D'Vorrah Jones
For The Standupland Heavyweight Championship
(NOTE: This Was Phase One Of The Picnic Gauntlet)
Sena Aidan
Def. Yoko Littner
Josie Rizal
Def. Negan (C)
For The NJKW Eliteweight Championship
By Submission
(NOTE 1: At The Start Of The Match, Negan Immediatley Attempted The Sweet Lucile (Sister Abigail) Onto Josie, Only For Josie To Swiftly Counter Into The Rio Del Sol Armbar (Banks Statement), After The Match, Negan Was About To Make A Massive Rant, Only To Have Nothing On His Mind, Causing Negan To Shout... "I F*CKING QUIT!")
(NOTE 2: This Was Negan's Last Match In NJKW)
Igniz
Def. Baldur
Ms. Nadia Fortune (C)
Def. Chronoa Maximoff
For The NJKW Xenoversal Championship
Reginald Kastle
Def. Lester Barkley
In A Falls Count Anywhere Match
The Cross Johnson Couple (Chowder And Draculaura)
Def. Impurity (Khan Makyr And Cetrion)
In A Final Despair Deathmatch
(NOTE: At The Final Moments Of The Match Kahn Makyr Summons An Axe To Behead Chowder, But As Khan Makyr Was About To Deal The Killing Blow, Cetrion Turns Face And Superkicks Khan Makyr, Causing Her To Land On The Axe She Summoned, Then Khan Makyr Is About To Declare Armageddon In NJKW, But Before Khan Makyr Can Finish Her Curse Onto C&D, Cetrion Smashes Her Foot Onto Khan Makyr's Skull, Killing Khan Makyr Mid-Sentence)
The Y Twins (Mr. Y And Ms. Y) (NJKW)
Def. Les Miserables (Tyreen Calypso And Yuta Asahina) (Standupland)
In A Championship Unification Match For The Unified NJKW Tag Team Championship
(NOTE: After The Match. As Yuta Was About To Attack Tyreen, Yuta Hesitated Due To His Memory Of His Sister Aoi And Ran Away, Causing Les Miserables To Turn Face)
Spongbob Squarepants
Def. Claudio Serafino
For The NJKW Head Of Household Championship
Tifa Lockheart Def. Android 17, Sheeva, Maria Brink,
Dr. Phil McGraw, Colby Donaldson (W/ Tina Wesson),
Sarah (Ed, Edd 'N' Eddy) And Ryan Haywood
In A Money In The Bank Ladder Match
- NJKW KICKSTART SHOW -
The Jambastion Mages (Francisca, Flamberge And Zan Partisanne) (C)
Vs The Powerpuff Girls (Blossom, Bubbles And Buttercup)
For The NJKW 3V3 Championship
Ends In A No Contest
(NOTE: Both Teams Used Up Their Energy... Ending The Kickstart Show With The Greatest 3V3 Title Match NJKW Has Ever Seen)
Schnitzel And Kira Yoshikage
Def. Rugal Bernstien And DashieXP
(NOTE: This Match Was Made As Rugal And Dashie Interfered With The Match Between Schnitzel And Kira Yoshikage)
- THE JUMP IN -
Gabriel Belmont
Def. Skarlett (C)
For The NJKW 404 Championship
Babylon Strive (Nagoriyuki And Giovanna)
Def. Touhouforce (Marin (Legend Of Zelda) And Azura (Fire Emblem)) (C), Asylum (Kizarny And Rellik) And The Hollywood Classmates (Portia Gibbons And Gwen Wu)
In A Fatal 4 Way Tag Team Ladder Match For The NJKW 404 Tag Team Championship
