The 59th NJKW Picnic

Fictional Date: April 25th 2025

Nintendo Square Garden - New Donk City (Super Mario)

Sponsored By Pepsi And Super Smash Bros. Ultimate

THEME SONGS:

"Developments" By Hands Like Houses

"Tiny Riot" By Sam Ryder

"Midnight Radio" By Crystal Eyes

OFFICIAL RESULTS

(C) - Refers To Champion Heading Into The Match

Brandon Johnson

Def. Roman Reigns (C)

In The Great Armageddon (Hell In A Cell Murdermatch)

For The NJKW Eliteweight Championship

(NOTE 1: At The Final Moments Of The Match, Roman Reigns Applies The Guillotine Onto Brandon On Top Of The Cell, But As Reigns Is About To Kill Brandon, Brandon Unleashes Another MASSIVE Explosion Of Energy, This Time Revealing A New Persona Of Brandon Known As Seraphon Angeleson, Seraphon Ultimately Smashes Reigns Around The Entire Nintendo Square Garden, But As Paul Heyman Orders Seraphon To Stop, Seraphon Delivers An ARMAGEDDON SIZED Punch To Reigns Sending A Shockwave Through All Of The Kiesowverse's Entire Existence, Causing Reigns To Crash Land On Top Of Heyman, Destroying The Entire Hell In A Cell Structure And Killing Both Reigns And Heyman, Ending The Picnic On A Godlike Note As Seraphon Turns Back Into Brandon As He And Everyone Celebrate)

(NOTE 2: As The Picnic Went Of The Air, A Female Body Glows Into Existance, But The Glow Dies Down To Reveal A Naked Kairi Evans, Confirming That Kairi Is Finally Resurected By Seraphon As Sora Hugs Kairi In A Very Emotional Reunion)

Kayin Amoh (C)

Def. Raymond Sullivan

For The NJKW Championship

(NOTE: After The Match, Kayin And Sullivan Hands)

Nikolas J. Kiesow

Def. Brock Lesnar (C)

For The Standupland Heavyweight Championship

(NOTE: After The Match, I Get Out A Sledgehammer, But I'm About To Kill Lesnar, Dabo From Def Jam Vendetta Comes In And Pleads At Me To Spare Lesnar's Life, Upon Noticing A Team That Reminds Me Of A Dream I Once Had... I Nod And Leave, Causing Lesnar To Turn Face)

Julius Belmont (C)

Def. Axel Stone

For The NJKW Xenoversal Championship

Sena Aidan

Def. Baron Corbin

Team NJKW (Tira Braddin, Edge, Ranik, Adam Pearce, Spongebob Squarepants, Fox Mcloud And The Cross Johnson Couple (Chowder And Draculaura))

Def. Juggernaut (Alexander Rusev, Jack Swagger, Ken Shamrock, The Big Show, Heindriech, Curtis Axel And The Usos (Jimmy Uso And Jey Uso)

In A New Donk Armageddon Death Match

(NOTE: At The Final Moments Of The Match, Curtis Axel Turns Face And Breaks Heindriech's Neck With A Superkick, Causing Team NJKW To Spare Curtis Axel And Kill Off The Rest Of The Remaining Members Of The Juggernaut Stable, After The Match Curtis Axel Declares He Will Now Be Called Michael McGuillicuty As His Melly-Fed Tag Partner: Curtis Craig From Phantasmigora Comes In And Tells NJKW That NJKW And Melly-Fed Will Be A Co-Promotion For The 2025-2026 NJKW Season)

Mithra

Def. Aoi Asahina (C)

For The NJKW White Knight Championship

(NOTE: At The Final Moments Ot The Match, Aoi Would Hit The Bullet Of Asahina (Skullf*ck Punch) On To Mithra Only For Mithra To KICK OUT AT THE LAST NANO SECOND!, Causing Aoi To Become ABSOLUTELY Pissed, But As Aoi Is About To Hit Another Bullet Of Asahina, Mithra Counters With Aoi's OWN MOVE!)

Shawn Michaels

Def. Reiko The Conqueror

(NOTE 1: After The Match, Reiko Limps Away Satisfied With The Thrill Of Becoming A Force Of Nature For The Rest Of The 2024-2025 NJKW Season)

(NOTE 2: This Marks Reiko's Very First NJKW Loss In His Conqueror Gimmick)

The Y Twins (Mr. Y And Ms. Y)

Def. The Reinhardt Clan (Cain Reinhardt And Keely Reinhardt) (C)

In An Last Team Standing Match For The NJKW Tag Team Championship

(NOTE: At The Final Monents Of The Match, Yuki's Heroes (Zoran Bosančić And Brendan Fehr) Come In To The Reinhardt Clan's Aid Only To Be Ambushed By Les Miserables, Then Cain And Keely Shockingly Beat The Synergy Of The Y Twins And Les Miserables As Cain Spears The Y Twins While Keely Spears Les Miserables, But As Keely Is About To Kill Ms. Y... The Hyperion Foundation (Handsome Jack And Khallos) Turn Face And Pull Keely Down And Ram Keely, Pelvis First Into The Ringpost, Then The Hyperion Foundation And Les Miserables Spray Keely With A Liquid That Disintegrates Her Clothing As They Encase Her Legs In Carbonite Spray, Causing Handsome Jack, Khallos, Mr. Y And Les Miserables To Put Cain In A Leg Lock On His Neck, Arms And Legs, Choking Out Cain And Injuring Him, While A Naked And Humiliated Keely Watches In Sheer Absolute Rage, But As The Ref Is About To Make The 10 Count, Ms. Y Adds Insult To Injury Blows A Kiss To Keely To Taunt Her... After The Match, The Hyperion Foundation Reveal Themselves As Hired Guns, Causing Both Handsome Jack And Khallos To Become Outsiders)

Cole Young And Bea Saitou

Def. With Light (Dmitri Blinov And Dario Bossi) (C)

For The Standupland Tag Team Championship

(NOTE: Before The Match Begins, Cole Young And Bea Saitou Make Their Entance, With Cole Wearing His Arcana Armor As A Naked Bea Saitou Covers Herself In A Full Bodysuit Of HER Arcana Armor, As They Head To The Ring To Do Battle With Dimitri And Dario)

The Gypsy Monsters (Patrick Star, Brawn Strowman And Tyson Fury)

Def. Juggernaut (Batista, Ryback And Goldberg) (C)

For The NJKW 3V3 Championship

(NOTE: After The Match, Zaiah Morgan Turns Face And Prompts The Crowd To Chant "Finish Them"... The Gypsy Monsters Nod For The Crowd As Brawn Strowman Uses His Strength To Tip Over An Ambulance And Onto Batista, Ryback And Goldberg, Killing Them)

Suicide (TNA)

Def. Junko Enoshima

(NOTE: Junko Makes Her Entrance Covered Head To Toe In Her Picnic Attire Which Looks Like Her Version Of Suicide's Wresling Gear)

Naru Amoh (C)

Def. Tootie (Banjo Kazoie)

For The NJKW Chibi-X Championship

(NOTE: At The Start Of The Match Naru Immediatley Hits Tootie With The Sonic Slash As She Pins Her, Only For Naru To Pull Tootie's Shoulder Up And Stop Her Pin, Then Naru Tells Tootie Some Advice About Giving Her Best As Both Girls Get Up Head To Their Corners To Begin Their Match)

Team RWBY (Ruby Rose, Weiss Schnee, Blake Belladonna and Yang Xiao Long)

Def. Shadowrealm Geo (Susan Tyler Roman Carter, Kayla Elric and Tristan Samson)

In A In A Send Me To Hell 4V4 Cage Match

Amara The Siren

Def. The Firefly Funhouse ("The Fiend" Bray Wyatt, "The Alexa Bliss, Riku Enoshima And "The Harlot" Bayley) (C)

In A Futureshock Match

For The NJKW Heritage Championship

(NOTE: After The Match, The Firefly Funhouse Use Their Demonic Powers To Kill Amara, Only For Amara To Unleash A Massive Explosion Of Purified Siren Energy, Destroying Bray Wyatt, Alexa Bliss And Bayley's Firefly Funhouse Gimmicks, Killing Both The Fiend And The Harlot, But As Amara Walks Towards Riku, He Backs Away In Fear, Causing Amara To Use Her Siren Powers To Resurrect Kojin Shinigami And Free Riku Of The Demonic Influence Of The Firefly Funhouse, Finally Reuniting Kojin And Riku)

Onaga (W/Daegon)

Def. Eris (Sindbad)

For The NJKW S-Tier Championship

(NOTE: At The Final Moments Of The Match, Taven Comes In And Hits The Speed Of Light (Kamehameha Driver) Onto Eris, Turning Taven Heel, After The Match... Taven And Daegon Shake Hands)

Angela Khyrie

Def. Chris Benoit (C)

For The NJKW White Knight Championship

(NOTE: After The Match, Angela Gives Benoit A Word Of Sanctimony About His Haunted Past, Upon Hearing This, Benoit Turns Face And Agrees To Angela's Sanctimony, Causing Benoit To Be Spared)

NJKW KICKSTART SHOW

Wolf O'Donnell Wins The Chuck Norris And

Segata Sanshiro Invitational Battle Royal

(NOTE: After The Kickstart Show Goes Off The Air, The Mayor Of New Donk City, Pauline Informs NJKW To Kill As Many Juggernaut Members As They Can And Make Sure Paul Heyman Will Not Leave The Picnic Alive)

THE JUMP IN

Star Platinum

Def. R-Truth