The 60th Anniversary Of The NJKW Picnic
Fictional Date: April 28th 2026
Kellar Park - Fall Creek, WI
Sponsored By McDonald's
THEME SONGS:
"Skyfall" By Helloween
"Darkest Side Of The Night" By Metropolis
"Take My Breath" By The Weeknd
"My Hero" By Man On A Mission
"Halo" By Little V
OFFICIAL RESULTS
(C) - Refers To Champion Heading Into The Match
Sena Aidan
Def. Brandon Johnson
(NOTE: At The Start Of The Match, Sena Transformed Into Angra Only For Brandon To Transform Into Seraphon Angeleson, Halfway Through The Match, Sena Transformed Into Her Zero Igniz Form While Brandon Transformed Into Deaddon Necroson, Then At The Final Moments Of The Match, Sena Transformed Into What Appears To Be A Form That Brandon's Personas Can Never Ultimately Outmatch As Sena Transforms Into A Glowing Naked Body Of Light With Purple And Cyan Glowing Streaks On Her Hair Arms And Legs Known As Her Eternal Infinite Form, After The Match, Sena Tells Brandon That He Will Never Beat Her, No Matter How Many Times He Has To Face Her, Leaving Brandon No Choice But To Nod In Acceptance)
Kayin Amoh (C)
Def. Roman Reigns
For The NJKW Championship
(NOTE: Throughout The ENTIRE Match, Kayin Managed To Hit A Low Blow Onto Roman Every Time Roman Threatened The Crowd, Resulting In Kayin Landing A Total Of FIVE LOW BLOWS IN THE MATCH!, Then In The Final Moments Of The Match, Kayin Hit Finisher After Finisher Starting With Edge's Spear Followed By John Cena's Attitude Adjustment Into STF, But As Roman Reigns Overpowered Kayin, Kayin Hits Kaede's Der Flowahlzer (Ballerina Super Kick) But As Kayin Is About To Hit Finn Balor's Coup-De-Grace... Roman Counters Kayin Into The Guillotine Chokehold, Only For Kayin To Smash Roman Spine First Into The Turnbuckle, Causing Kayin To Instantly Hit Brock Lesnar's F5, Then Finally Manages To Deliver A Direct Hit To Roman's Neck With The Sonic Slash (Claymore Kick), But A Kayin Is About To Go For The Pin, Kayin Would Some How Manage To Hit Kairi's Heaven's Keyblade (Swanton Bomb) Onto A Beaten And Battered Roman Reigns Who Doesn't Have Any Energy Left To Move Out Of The Way, Causing Kayin To Hit Kairi's Finisher, After The Match, Roman Reigns Slowly Gets Up In His Fatally Wounded Condition, But As Reigns Looks At The Crowd, He Realizes That Family Isn't About Killing Wrestlers To Maintain Dominance, It's About The People That Love Him, This Causes Roman To Tearfully Declare That He Has Decided To Retire From NJKW For Now As He Limps Out Of The Arena With A Saddened Look On His Face)
The Powerpuff Girls (Blossom, Bubbles And Buttercup)
Def. The Cross Johnson Couple (Chowder And Draculaura)
In A 3 On 2 Anything And Everything Goes Match
Spongebob Squarepants
Def. Shiva (C)
For The Standupland Heavyweight Championship
Nikolas J. Kiesow
Vs Tira Braddin
Ends In A No Contest
(NOTE: Both Me And Braddin Used Up All Our Energy, After The Match Braddin Crawls Towards My Beaten Broken Body And Tells Me That Our Match Was Fun, Causing Me And Braddin To Kiss)
Ronda Rousey
Def. Kamikirimusi
By Submission (MMA Armbar)
Asuka R. Kreuz
Def. Happy Chaos Valentine
In A Send Me To Hell Match
Kofi Kingston
Def. Julius Belmont (C)
In The Third Phase Of The Picnic Gauntlet For
The NJKW Xenoversal Championship
Julius Belmont (C)
Def. Makoto Naegi
In The Second Phase Of The Picnic Gauntlet For
The NJKW Xenoversal Championship
Julius Belmont (C)
Def. Tifa Lockheart
In The First Phase Of The Picnic Gauntlet For
The NJKW Xenoversal Championship
Sailor Moon
Def. Adelhied Bernstien
Noel Vermillion
Def. Lester Barkley
In An "I Quit" Match
Edge
Def. Soma Cruz
Isla Def. CM Punk (C), Baldur,
Brooklyn Von Braun, Anji Mito And Tina Armstrong
In A Six Pack Elimination Challenge Match
For The NJKW Eliteweight Championship
Igniz
Def. Shane McMahon
Ranik
Def. Bayonetta
Stargazer1331
Vs Melly In-Chains
Ends In A No Contest
(NOTE: Both Star And Melly Use Up All Their Energy)
Limitless Dreams Inc. (Keith Lee and Roland Kincaid) (NJKW Tag Champs)
Def. The Synergy (Brock Lesnar And Dabo) (Standupland Tag Champs)
In A Traditional NJKW Picnic Tag Team Supremacy Match
(NOTE: After The Match, Limitless Dreams Inc. Celebrate With The Synergy)
Reginald Kastle And Rio Kastle
Def. Stephanie McMahon And Triple H
In A No Holds Barred Tag Team Match
(NOTE: Near The Final Moments Of The Match, Both Reginald And Triple H Got Out Their Sledgehammers, But As Either Man Is About To Kill Each Other, Both Shark And Hunter Clash Sledgehammers, Causing This Match To Have One Of The Best Highlights Of The Picnic)
Xavier What
Def. Xyllia Whatever
(NOTE: After The Match, Xyllia Tearfully Tells Xavier That He Is The Best Brother She Ever Had, Then Both Siblings Hug In An Emotional Fashion)
K&K (Kirby And Kratos)
Def. The Forsaken Ones (Kite Tenjo And May Josephine)
John Cena
Def. Shaquille O'Neal
Malik Brown
Def. Shin Lim (C)
For The National Hymns Championship
(NOTE: After The Match, Shin Lim Shakes Malik's Hand In Respect)
Team NJKW (Android 21, Darli Dagger, Juri Han, Leon Kuwata And Chiaki Nanami)
Def. Team Melly-Fed (Aoko Aozaki, Giovanna, Ms. Nadia Fortune, Bi-Han The Gunslinger And Syzoth)
In An Interpromotional 5 On 5 Tag Team Match
Sypha Belnades
Def. Li Mei
In A Slimed In Match
Amy Rose
Def. Onaga (C)
For The NJKW S-Tier Championship
The Pretty Cure Five (Cure Rouge, Cure Lemonade, Cure Mint And Cure Aqua)
Def. The New York Knightwolves (Quentin Sands, Bruno Battaglia, Karl Tirpitz And Kid Franchise) (C)
For The NJKW 4V4 Championship
(NOTE: After The Match, Innocence Comes Out To Celebrate With The Pretty Cure Five)
The Undertaker
Def. Junko Enoshima
SPIRAL (Spike Spiegel, Vash The Stampede, Black Star And The Prodigies (Davis Motomiya And Sho Miyamoto)
Def. The Juriyan Saiyan Alliance (Solid Snake, Broly, Frieza And The Saiyan Elite (Nappa And Raditz)
In A 5 On 5 Elimination Tag Team Match
(SURVIVORS: Spike Spiegel)
Goldberg
Def. Aoi Asahina
Panini
Def. Ashley (WarioWare) (C) And Atreus
In A Triple Threat Match
For The NJKW Chibi-X Championship
Carmelita Fox
Def. Kenny Omega
In A 30 Minute Ironman Match
Akuma
Def. Darby Allin
Impurity (Khan Makyr And Cetrion)
Def. Deep Six (Cervantes And Kirumi Tokisaki)
Sting
Def. Ishi Sato
Mr. Black (YWE)
Def. Marcus Kane
(NOTE: After The Match... Mr. Black Shakes Marcus' Hand In Respect)
The Paradigm Foundation (Roger Smith, General Esdeath, Joe Higashi And Rowdy Reiko)
Def. S.H.I.E.L.D. (Nick Fury, Daisy Johnson, Captain America And Iron Man)
In A 4 On 4 Wargames Match
Raymond Sullivan
Def. Santa Clause
In An Old School Best Two Out Of Three Falls Match
(NOTE: Raymond Sullivan Wins The Match 2 - 1)
Stone Cold Steve Austin And Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
Def. Kojin Shinigami And Riku Enoshima
The Firefly Funhouse ("The Fiend" Bray Wyatt, "Sister Abigail" Alexa Bliss And "The Harlot" Bayley)
Def. Juggernaut (Ken Shamrock, Jack Swagger And Ryback)
In A Firefly Funhouse Match
Princess Peach
Vs Mithra (C)
For The NJKW Die-Hard Championship
Ended In A Draw
(NOTE: The Match Has A 15 Minute Time Limit Added As A Last Second Stipulation, And After The Match, Mithra Shakes Peach's Hand In Respect For Keeping Up With Her)
Zaiah Morgan
Def. Boruto Uzumaki
In A Fall Creek Street Fight
Nitara And Kid Rock
Def. The Time Breakers Coven (Towa Xiang Lao And Mira Cunningham)
(NOTE: Before The Match, Nitara And Kid Rock Came Out To Sing A Duet Of Kid Rock's Song "Celebrate" As Their Enrtance)
Shawn Michaels
Def. Chi Chi
In A Hell In A Cell Retirement Match
Neo Politan
Def. Fox McCloud
(NOTE: After The Match, Elizabeth From Persona Would Come Out To Congratulate Neo, Only To Be Attacked By Hop, Causing Neo To Help Hop Kill Elizabeth, Reuniting The Cat Scratch Mafia)
Rantaro Amami (C)
Def. Goldlewis Dickinson
In A Fortress Of The U.M.A. Chamber Match
For The NJKW White Knight Championship
Mei-Ling Zhou
Def. Michiru Mamiya And Frost
In A Triple Threat Last Person Standing Match
Innocence (Kaede Akamatsu, Serenity Wheeler And Cure Dream)
Def. Three Kings Of Illyria (Ky Kiske, Leo Whitefang And "Dashing" Darryl Delaine) (C)
For The NJKW 3V3 Championship
Takahashi Takeda Def. Bad Bunny, Judas Mesias, Dean Ambrose, Xzibit, Ray Shadows, Kung Lao And Rob Van Dam
In An Eight Person Ladder Match For
The Vacant NJKW Interscholastic Championship
Yoko Littner
Def. Adam Jackpot
In A Burning Bloody Splinters Match
Cinder Fall
Def. The Zack Ranger
Hellboy
Def. Thanos
Team RWBY (Ruby Rose, Weiss Schnee, Blake Belladonna And Yang Xiao Long) And Shadowrealm Geo (Susan Tyler, Tristan Samson, Roman Carter And Kayla Elric)
Def. Legendary (Jay Evans and Joe Wolf), The Doom Crew (Manabo And Oliver Clothesoff), The Hurt Business (MVP And Bobby Lashley), Nathan Explosion And Young Cricket
In A 8 On 8 Burried Alive Tag Match
Kieth Olberman
Def. Paul Heyman
In A MMA Rules Match
Rob Van Dam
Def. Kano (C)
For The NJKW Heritage Championship
Randy Orton
Def. Zaiah Steel
NJKW PICNIC ACCESS: KICKSTART SHOW
Reiko The Conqueror
Wins The Traditional Chuck Norris And Segata Sanshiro
Invitational Over The Top Rope Battle Royal
NJKW PICNIC ACCESS: THE JUMP IN
Buffalo Beasts
Def. New York Nightmare
In The Kiesow Bowl (Football Game)
(FINAL SCORE: Buffalo: 67 - New York: 64)
