The 60th Anniversary Of The NJKW Picnic

Fictional Date: April 28th 2026

Kellar Park - Fall Creek, WI

Sponsored By McDonald's

THEME SONGS:

"Skyfall" By Helloween

"Darkest Side Of The Night" By Metropolis

"Take My Breath" By The Weeknd

"My Hero" By Man On A Mission

"Halo" By Little V

OFFICIAL RESULTS

(C) - Refers To Champion Heading Into The Match

Sena Aidan

Def. Brandon Johnson

(NOTE: At The Start Of The Match, Sena Transformed Into Angra Only For Brandon To Transform Into Seraphon Angeleson, Halfway Through The Match, Sena Transformed Into Her Zero Igniz Form While Brandon Transformed Into Deaddon Necroson, Then At The Final Moments Of The Match, Sena Transformed Into What Appears To Be A Form That Brandon's Personas Can Never Ultimately Outmatch As Sena Transforms Into A Glowing Naked Body Of Light With Purple And Cyan Glowing Streaks On Her Hair Arms And Legs Known As Her Eternal Infinite Form, After The Match, Sena Tells Brandon That He Will Never Beat Her, No Matter How Many Times He Has To Face Her, Leaving Brandon No Choice But To Nod In Acceptance)

Kayin Amoh (C)

Def. Roman Reigns

For The NJKW Championship

(NOTE: Throughout The ENTIRE Match, Kayin Managed To Hit A Low Blow Onto Roman Every Time Roman Threatened The Crowd, Resulting In Kayin Landing A Total Of FIVE LOW BLOWS IN THE MATCH!, Then In The Final Moments Of The Match, Kayin Hit Finisher After Finisher Starting With Edge's Spear Followed By John Cena's Attitude Adjustment Into STF, But As Roman Reigns Overpowered Kayin, Kayin Hits Kaede's Der Flowahlzer (Ballerina Super Kick) But As Kayin Is About To Hit Finn Balor's Coup-De-Grace... Roman Counters Kayin Into The Guillotine Chokehold, Only For Kayin To Smash Roman Spine First Into The Turnbuckle, Causing Kayin To Instantly Hit Brock Lesnar's F5, Then Finally Manages To Deliver A Direct Hit To Roman's Neck With The Sonic Slash (Claymore Kick), But A Kayin Is About To Go For The Pin, Kayin Would Some How Manage To Hit Kairi's Heaven's Keyblade (Swanton Bomb) Onto A Beaten And Battered Roman Reigns Who Doesn't Have Any Energy Left To Move Out Of The Way, Causing Kayin To Hit Kairi's Finisher, After The Match, Roman Reigns Slowly Gets Up In His Fatally Wounded Condition, But As Reigns Looks At The Crowd, He Realizes That Family Isn't About Killing Wrestlers To Maintain Dominance, It's About The People That Love Him, This Causes Roman To Tearfully Declare That He Has Decided To Retire From NJKW For Now As He Limps Out Of The Arena With A Saddened Look On His Face)

The Powerpuff Girls (Blossom, Bubbles And Buttercup)

Def. The Cross Johnson Couple (Chowder And Draculaura)

In A 3 On 2 Anything And Everything Goes Match

Spongebob Squarepants

Def. Shiva (C)

For The Standupland Heavyweight Championship

Nikolas J. Kiesow

Vs Tira Braddin

Ends In A No Contest

(NOTE: Both Me And Braddin Used Up All Our Energy, After The Match Braddin Crawls Towards My Beaten Broken Body And Tells Me That Our Match Was Fun, Causing Me And Braddin To Kiss)

Ronda Rousey

Def. Kamikirimusi

By Submission (MMA Armbar)

Asuka R. Kreuz

Def. Happy Chaos Valentine

In A Send Me To Hell Match

Kofi Kingston

Def. Julius Belmont (C)

In The Third Phase Of The Picnic Gauntlet For

The NJKW Xenoversal Championship

Julius Belmont (C)

Def. Makoto Naegi

In The Second Phase Of The Picnic Gauntlet For

The NJKW Xenoversal Championship

Julius Belmont (C)

Def. Tifa Lockheart

In The First Phase Of The Picnic Gauntlet For

The NJKW Xenoversal Championship

Sailor Moon

Def. Adelhied Bernstien

Noel Vermillion

Def. Lester Barkley

In An "I Quit" Match

Edge

Def. Soma Cruz

Isla Def. CM Punk (C), Baldur,

Brooklyn Von Braun, Anji Mito And Tina Armstrong

In A Six Pack Elimination Challenge Match

For The NJKW Eliteweight Championship

Igniz

Def. Shane McMahon

Ranik

Def. Bayonetta

Stargazer1331

Vs Melly In-Chains

Ends In A No Contest

(NOTE: Both Star And Melly Use Up All Their Energy)

Limitless Dreams Inc. (Keith Lee and Roland Kincaid) (NJKW Tag Champs)

Def. The Synergy (Brock Lesnar And Dabo) (Standupland Tag Champs)

In A Traditional NJKW Picnic Tag Team Supremacy Match

(NOTE: After The Match, Limitless Dreams Inc. Celebrate With The Synergy)

Reginald Kastle And Rio Kastle

Def. Stephanie McMahon And Triple H

In A No Holds Barred Tag Team Match

(NOTE: Near The Final Moments Of The Match, Both Reginald And Triple H Got Out Their Sledgehammers, But As Either Man Is About To Kill Each Other, Both Shark And Hunter Clash Sledgehammers, Causing This Match To Have One Of The Best Highlights Of The Picnic)

Xavier What

Def. Xyllia Whatever

(NOTE: After The Match, Xyllia Tearfully Tells Xavier That He Is The Best Brother She Ever Had, Then Both Siblings Hug In An Emotional Fashion)

K&K (Kirby And Kratos)

Def. The Forsaken Ones (Kite Tenjo And May Josephine)

John Cena

Def. Shaquille O'Neal

Malik Brown

Def. Shin Lim (C)

For The National Hymns Championship

(NOTE: After The Match, Shin Lim Shakes Malik's Hand In Respect)

Team NJKW (Android 21, Darli Dagger, Juri Han, Leon Kuwata And Chiaki Nanami)

Def. Team Melly-Fed (Aoko Aozaki, Giovanna, Ms. Nadia Fortune, Bi-Han The Gunslinger And Syzoth)

In An Interpromotional 5 On 5 Tag Team Match

Sypha Belnades

Def. Li Mei

In A Slimed In Match

Amy Rose

Def. Onaga (C)

For The NJKW S-Tier Championship

The Pretty Cure Five (Cure Rouge, Cure Lemonade, Cure Mint And Cure Aqua)

Def. The New York Knightwolves (Quentin Sands, Bruno Battaglia, Karl Tirpitz And Kid Franchise) (C)

For The NJKW 4V4 Championship

(NOTE: After The Match, Innocence Comes Out To Celebrate With The Pretty Cure Five)

The Undertaker

Def. Junko Enoshima

SPIRAL (Spike Spiegel, Vash The Stampede, Black Star And The Prodigies (Davis Motomiya And Sho Miyamoto)

Def. The Juriyan Saiyan Alliance (Solid Snake, Broly, Frieza And The Saiyan Elite (Nappa And Raditz)

In A 5 On 5 Elimination Tag Team Match

(SURVIVORS: Spike Spiegel)

Goldberg

Def. Aoi Asahina

Panini

Def. Ashley (WarioWare) (C) And Atreus

In A Triple Threat Match

For The NJKW Chibi-X Championship

Carmelita Fox

Def. Kenny Omega

In A 30 Minute Ironman Match

Akuma

Def. Darby Allin

Impurity (Khan Makyr And Cetrion)

Def. Deep Six (Cervantes And Kirumi Tokisaki)

Sting

Def. Ishi Sato

Mr. Black (YWE)

Def. Marcus Kane

(NOTE: After The Match... Mr. Black Shakes Marcus' Hand In Respect)

The Paradigm Foundation (Roger Smith, General Esdeath, Joe Higashi And Rowdy Reiko)

Def. S.H.I.E.L.D. (Nick Fury, Daisy Johnson, Captain America And Iron Man)

In A 4 On 4 Wargames Match

Raymond Sullivan

Def. Santa Clause

In An Old School Best Two Out Of Three Falls Match

(NOTE: Raymond Sullivan Wins The Match 2 - 1)

Stone Cold Steve Austin And Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson

Def. Kojin Shinigami And Riku Enoshima

The Firefly Funhouse ("The Fiend" Bray Wyatt, "Sister Abigail" Alexa Bliss And "The Harlot" Bayley)

Def. Juggernaut (Ken Shamrock, Jack Swagger And Ryback)

In A Firefly Funhouse Match

Princess Peach

Vs Mithra (C)

For The NJKW Die-Hard Championship

Ended In A Draw

(NOTE: The Match Has A 15 Minute Time Limit Added As A Last Second Stipulation, And After The Match, Mithra Shakes Peach's Hand In Respect For Keeping Up With Her)

Zaiah Morgan

Def. Boruto Uzumaki

In A Fall Creek Street Fight

Nitara And Kid Rock

Def. The Time Breakers Coven (Towa Xiang Lao And Mira Cunningham)

(NOTE: Before The Match, Nitara And Kid Rock Came Out To Sing A Duet Of Kid Rock's Song "Celebrate" As Their Enrtance)

Shawn Michaels

Def. Chi Chi

In A Hell In A Cell Retirement Match

Neo Politan

Def. Fox McCloud

(NOTE: After The Match, Elizabeth From Persona Would Come Out To Congratulate Neo, Only To Be Attacked By Hop, Causing Neo To Help Hop Kill Elizabeth, Reuniting The Cat Scratch Mafia)

Rantaro Amami (C)

Def. Goldlewis Dickinson

In A Fortress Of The U.M.A. Chamber Match

For The NJKW White Knight Championship

Mei-Ling Zhou

Def. Michiru Mamiya And Frost

In A Triple Threat Last Person Standing Match

Innocence (Kaede Akamatsu, Serenity Wheeler And Cure Dream)

Def. Three Kings Of Illyria (Ky Kiske, Leo Whitefang And "Dashing" Darryl Delaine) (C)

For The NJKW 3V3 Championship

Takahashi Takeda Def. Bad Bunny, Judas Mesias, Dean Ambrose, Xzibit, Ray Shadows, Kung Lao And Rob Van Dam

In An Eight Person Ladder Match For

The Vacant NJKW Interscholastic Championship

Yoko Littner

Def. Adam Jackpot

In A Burning Bloody Splinters Match

Cinder Fall

Def. The Zack Ranger

Hellboy

Def. Thanos

Team RWBY (Ruby Rose, Weiss Schnee, Blake Belladonna And Yang Xiao Long) And Shadowrealm Geo (Susan Tyler, Tristan Samson, Roman Carter And Kayla Elric)

Def. Legendary (Jay Evans and Joe Wolf), The Doom Crew (Manabo And Oliver Clothesoff), The Hurt Business (MVP And Bobby Lashley), Nathan Explosion And Young Cricket

In A 8 On 8 Burried Alive Tag Match

Kieth Olberman

Def. Paul Heyman

In A MMA Rules Match

Rob Van Dam

Def. Kano (C)

For The NJKW Heritage Championship

Randy Orton

Def. Zaiah Steel

NJKW PICNIC ACCESS: KICKSTART SHOW

Reiko The Conqueror

Wins The Traditional Chuck Norris And Segata Sanshiro

Invitational Over The Top Rope Battle Royal

NJKW PICNIC ACCESS: THE JUMP IN

Buffalo Beasts

Def. New York Nightmare

In The Kiesow Bowl (Football Game)

(FINAL SCORE: Buffalo: 67 - New York: 64)