NJKW Vendetta 2026

Fictional Date: July 7th 2026

The Spooky Island Battlezone - Orlando, FL

Sponsored By San Francisco Otter Choir And Taco Bell

THEME SONG:

"Irish Blood, England Heart" By Morrissey

OFFICIAL RESULTS

(C) - Refers To Champion Heading Into The Match

Kayin Amoh (C)

Def. Lionel Messi

For The NJKW Championship

Spongebob Squarepants (C)

Vs Leona Heidern

For The Standupland Heavyweight Championship

Ends In A Double Count Out

(NOTE: Spongebob And Leona Brawled Within The Battlezone At The Final Moments Of The Match)

Kofi Kingston (C)

Def. James A. Janisse

In An Ambulance Match

For The NJKW Xenoversal Championship

Baldur

Def. Isla (C)

In A Steel Cage Match

For The NJKW Eliteweight Championship

CM Punk

Def. Rantaro Amami (C)

For The NJKW White Knight Championship

Natsu Dragneel

Vs Alyssa Laurent

Ends In A No-Contest

(NOTE: At The Final Moments Of The Match, A Woman Covered Head To Toe In A Latex Bodysuit Attacks Everyone In The Ring, Only To Take Off Her Mask And Reveal Herself To Be The Debuting Alyx Vance From Halflife!)

Kilik (W/Rolf)

Def. Vegeta (W/ Bulma)

Siegfried Schauffen

Def. Morrigan Aensland

The Jambastion Mages (Francisca, Flamberge And Zan Partisanne)

Def. Innocence (Kaede Akamatsu, Serenity Wheeler And Cure Dream) (C)

For The NJKW 3V3 Championship

By Knockout

(NOTE 1: At The Final Moments Of The Match, Flamberge Lands A Superkick Onto Serenity, But As The Ref Checks On Serenity, Serenity Is ABSOLUTELY Out Cold, Causing The Ref To Ring The Bell)

(NOTE 2: Serenity Wheeler Is Out Of NJKW Action For Five Months With A Concussion)

Jun Kasai

Def. Nathan Explosion

In A Bloody Splinters Match

NJKW KICKSTART SHOW

Kazama Sound (Sogetsu Suija And Kazuki Enja)

Def. Millia Rage And Zato-One

THE JUMP IN

The World's Most Elderly Tag Team (Jacob Crow And Russell Barnaby)

Def. With Light (Dmitri Blinov And Dario Bossi)

(NOTE: At The Final Moments Of The Match, Dr. Barnaby Hits Dmitri With The Zombie's Boot (Broski Boot) As Barnaby Gets The Pinfall, But As The Commentary Team Are About To Freak Out Again, The Kings Of CAW (Lebron James And The Burger King) Come Out To Stare Down Barnaby And Crow)