NJKW Vendetta 2026
Fictional Date: July 7th 2026
The Spooky Island Battlezone - Orlando, FL
Sponsored By San Francisco Otter Choir And Taco Bell
THEME SONG:
"Irish Blood, England Heart" By Morrissey
OFFICIAL RESULTS
(C) - Refers To Champion Heading Into The Match
Kayin Amoh (C)
Def. Lionel Messi
For The NJKW Championship
Spongebob Squarepants (C)
Vs Leona Heidern
For The Standupland Heavyweight Championship
Ends In A Double Count Out
(NOTE: Spongebob And Leona Brawled Within The Battlezone At The Final Moments Of The Match)
Kofi Kingston (C)
Def. James A. Janisse
In An Ambulance Match
For The NJKW Xenoversal Championship
Baldur
Def. Isla (C)
In A Steel Cage Match
For The NJKW Eliteweight Championship
CM Punk
Def. Rantaro Amami (C)
For The NJKW White Knight Championship
Natsu Dragneel
Vs Alyssa Laurent
Ends In A No-Contest
(NOTE: At The Final Moments Of The Match, A Woman Covered Head To Toe In A Latex Bodysuit Attacks Everyone In The Ring, Only To Take Off Her Mask And Reveal Herself To Be The Debuting Alyx Vance From Halflife!)
Kilik (W/Rolf)
Def. Vegeta (W/ Bulma)
Siegfried Schauffen
Def. Morrigan Aensland
The Jambastion Mages (Francisca, Flamberge And Zan Partisanne)
Def. Innocence (Kaede Akamatsu, Serenity Wheeler And Cure Dream) (C)
For The NJKW 3V3 Championship
By Knockout
(NOTE 1: At The Final Moments Of The Match, Flamberge Lands A Superkick Onto Serenity, But As The Ref Checks On Serenity, Serenity Is ABSOLUTELY Out Cold, Causing The Ref To Ring The Bell)
(NOTE 2: Serenity Wheeler Is Out Of NJKW Action For Five Months With A Concussion)
Jun Kasai
Def. Nathan Explosion
In A Bloody Splinters Match
NJKW KICKSTART SHOW
Kazama Sound (Sogetsu Suija And Kazuki Enja)
Def. Millia Rage And Zato-One
THE JUMP IN
The World's Most Elderly Tag Team (Jacob Crow And Russell Barnaby)
Def. With Light (Dmitri Blinov And Dario Bossi)
(NOTE: At The Final Moments Of The Match, Dr. Barnaby Hits Dmitri With The Zombie's Boot (Broski Boot) As Barnaby Gets The Pinfall, But As The Commentary Team Are About To Freak Out Again, The Kings Of CAW (Lebron James And The Burger King) Come Out To Stare Down Barnaby And Crow)
