The 61st Annual NJKW Picnic

Fictional Date: April 28th 2027

Blue Castle Stadium - Fortune City

Sponsored By Zombrex And The National Guard

THEME SONGS:

"Grind Time" By Chamillionare

"Higher Power" By Coldplay

OFFICIAL RESULTS

(C) - Refers To Champion Heading Into The Match

Nikolas J. Kiesow

Def. Triple H

(NOTE: After The Match, Me And Triple H Shake Hands As The Pyro Effects Go Off, Ending The Picnic Off On Another Perfect Note)

Kayin Amoh (C)

Def. Edge (WWE)

For The NJKW Championship

Android 21

Def. Amy Rose

(NOTE: After The Match, Android 21 And Amy Rose Sadly Annouce That The NJKW S-Tier Championship Will Finally Be Deactivated, Due To Being An Underlooked Title)

Erica Bartholomew Def. Blaze Rhowa (C), Vince McMahon, Paul Heyman And Adam Pearce

In The First Ever Ultimate Five Way Match For

The Standupland Heavyweight Championship

(NOTE: At The Final Moments Of The Match, The Crowd Cheered Wildly As They Notice The Final Two Competitors Being Blaze Rhowa And Erica Bartholomew)

Spongebob Squarepants

Def. Roman Reigns

(NOTE: After The Match, Roman Reigns Limps Off In Pain As He Says One Sentence: "It's Back To The Drawing Board, Again" Causing Roman To Scheme What His Next Cruel Inhuman Plan Will Be)

Luke Sullivan (Street Fighter)

Def. Crimson (TNA) (C)

For The NJKW Eliteweight Championship

(NOTE: After The Match, Crimson Congratulates Luke And Shakes His Hand In A Show Of Respect)

Brandon Johnson

Def. Basara Kurochi

Randy Orton

Def. Gabriel Belmont (C)

In The Final Phase Of The Picnic Gauntlet

For The NJKW Xenoversal Championship

Gabriel Belmont

Def. Angela Khyrie (C)

In The Second Phase Of The Picnic Gauntlet

For The NJKW Xenoversal Championship

Angela Khyrie (C)

Def. Killer LeRoux

In The First Phase Of The Picnic Gauntlet

For The NJKW Xenoversal Championship

Zoey Skye Starling

Def. John Cena

The Daughters Of Destruction (Sena Aidan And Yubel)

Def. The Shirogane Siblings (Tsumugi Shirogane And Lyoko Shirogane)

(NOTE: After The Match, Sena And Yubel Will Walk Up To The Entrance Ramp And Do The Same Pose Kane And The Undertaker Did When Victorius, Look Back At The Crowd Then Raise Their Fists In The Air While Not Looking At The Crowd)

Kary

Def. I-No

In A Slimed In Match

The Cross Johnson Couple (Chowder And Draculaura)

Def. K&K (Kirby And Kratos) (C)

For The Standupland Tag Team Championship

(NOTE 1: The Winner Will Become Full Time Wrestlers, But Whoever Loses Will Leave NJKW For Good)

(NOTE 2: After The Match, K&K Turn Face And Shake C&D's Hand, Then Kirby And Kratos Stay In The Ring To Cut An Emotional Farewell Promo As They Salute One Last Time)

(NOTE 3: This Is K&K's Last Match In NJKW)

Team RWBY (Ruby Rose, Weiss Schnee, Blake Belladonna And Yang Xiao Long)

Def. The Kombat Kids (Cassie Cage, Jacqui Briggs, Takahashi Takeda And Kung Jin)

Igniz

Def. Patrick Star

Tira Braddin

Def. Noel Vermillion

Bloom Peterson

Def. Juri Han

(NOTE: This Is Bloom Peterson's Grand Return To NJKW)

Leongar

Def. Fahkumram

Shadowrealm Geo (Susan Tyler, Tristan Samson, Roman Carter And Kayla Elric)

Def. Orbital (Pendulum, Fusion, Synchro And Xyz)

St. Maximus Ariels And Asuka R. Kreuz

In A Promo Regarding NJKW's Secret Competition

(NOTE: St. Maximus And Asuka Starts By Inviting Jack Skellington To The Ring, But As Jack Comes In, Asuka Informs Jack To Pull Down The Cloth Covering A Billboard, Revealing The Secret Competition's Name As Cross Johnson Absolute Wrestling (CJAW))

J-Bombadier

Def. Michiru Kagemori (C) (W/ Maka Albarn)

For The NJKW White Knight Championship

(NOTE 1: If J-Bombadier Loses, Apollo's Stable Is Gone)

(NOTE 2: If Michiru Loses, Her Partnership With Maka Albarn Ends)

(NOTE 3: At The Final Moments Of The Match, The New Day (Kofi Kingston, Big E Langston, Xavier Woods, Kevin Owens And Hsu Hao) Would Come In And Surround Maka Albarn Only To Jump Maka, But As Maka Would Fend Off All Five New Day Members, Apollo Crews, Azeez And Akane Owari Would Ambush Maka, Distracting Michiru As J-Bombadier Instantly Hits Michiru With An Improptu Alabama Slam And Get The Pin, And After The Match, Maka Would Contantly Apologize To Michiru, Causing Michiru To Snap And Beat The Ever Living Hell Out Of Maka)

The Y Siblings (Xavier What And Xyllia Whatever) (C)

Def. The Cole Brothers (Adam Cole And Michael Cole)

For The NJKW Tag Team Championship

The Killermoon Five (Menat, Makoto Nanaya, Jam Kuradoberi, May Josephine And Talim Seong Forza) (W/ Kite Tenjo)

Def. Retribution (Mustafa Ali, Mace, T-Bar, Slapjack And Reckoning)

Spyro The Dragonkin

Def. Clawdeen Wolf (C)

In A Falls Count Anywhere Match

For The NJKW Head Of Household Championship

Isla

Def. Happy Chaos Valentine

In A Send Me To Hell Match

Innocence (Serenity Wheeler, Kaede Akamatsu And Nicole Olivera)

Def. The Jambastion Mages (Francisca, Flamberge And Zan Partisanne) (C)

In A Last Team Standing Match

For The NJKW 3V3 Championship

Kevin Secondary (C)

Def. Isabelle

For The NJKW Chibi X Championship

Erica Bartholomew

Def. Reginald Kastle

For The Fifth Spot In The Standupland Heavyweight Championship Ultimate Five Way Match

Jorel Wilson

Vs Cassandra Alexandria

In A NJKW ZFL Enhancement Talent Match

Ends In A Time Over Finish

(NOTE: After The Match, Sophita Alexandria, Pyrrha Alexandria And Patroklos Alexander Come Out Holding Each ZFL Team Cap, Giving Jorel An Option Of The Following 3 Teams: The Orlando Skywalkers, The Miami Turbans And The Atlanta Beastmen, One Minute Later Jorel Grabs The Atlanta Cap From Patroklos' Hands, Confirming That He Will Play For The Beastmen As A QB)

PICNIC AXXESS - NJKW KICKSTART SHOW

Tyrone King

Def. TopKirby8305

(NOTE: After The Match, Both TKs Shake Hands In Respect As Tyrone King Declares The Picnic Has Officially Begun)

PICNIC AXXESS - THE PICNIC JUMP IN

Asuka Kazama

Wins The Segata Sanshiro And Chuck Norris Invitational Battle Royal