NJKW Picnic Paranoiascape 2027

Fictional Date: May 5th 2027

Fortune City Arena - Fortune City

Sponsored By Brooklyn Zoombini Outfitters And NJKW Backlash 2K27

THEME SONGS:

"Forever Dead" By Rage

OFFICIAL RESULTS

(C) - Refers To Champion Heading Into The Match

Kayin Amoh (C)

Def. Judgement Day (Edge (WWE), Damian Priest And Rhea Ripley)

In A 3 On 1 Handicap Match

For The NJKW Championship

Blaze Rhowa

Def. Erica Bartholomew (C)

Best Two Out Of Three Falls Match (2 - 1)

For The Standupland Heavyweight Championship

Randy Orton (C)

Def. Satan (Castlevania)

For The NJKW Xenoversal Championship

(NOTE: After The Match, Satan Happened To Injure His Thorax, Revealing That Satan Might Be Out For The Entire 2027-2028 Season)

Luke Sullivan (C)

Def. Moose (TNA)

For The NJKW Eliteweight Championship

The Cross Johnson Couple (Chowder And Draculaura) (C)

Def. Godmech (Rugal Bernstien And Adelhied Bernstien)

For The Standupland Tag Team Championship

(NOTE: After The Match, The Usos (Jimmy Uso And Jey Uso) Would Attack C&D, But As Chowder Is About To Overpower The Usos, Roman Reigns Would Land A Superman Punch To Chowder, Revealing The NJKW Debut Of The Most Feared WWE Stable As Of Today: The Bloodline (Roman Reigns And The Usos (Jimmy Uso And Jey Uso))

Bloom Peterson

Def. Juri Han

Fahkumran

Def. Leongar

In A Beast Pack Chain Match

Sub-Zero (Joe Taslim)

Def. 3DK (Donkey Kong, Diddy Kong And Kongo Kong)

In A 3 On 1 Handicap Match

Edward Elric

Def. Paul Heyman

For The First Spot In The Spooky Island Battle Tour King Of Chaos Tournament

Michiru Kagemori

Def. Tracer

By Knock Out

(NOTE 1: If Michiru Loses, She Is Fired From NJKW)

(NOTE 2: After The Match, Michiru Will Continue To Beat The Hell Out Of Tracer)

Innocence (Kaede Akamatsu, Serenity Wheeler And Nicole Olivera) (C)

Def. One Earth American Team (Superman, Captain America And Homelander)

For The NJKW 3V3 Championship

NJKW KICKSTART SHOW

Yar (Yar's Revenge)

Def. Dean Ambrose

For A NJKW Xenoversal Championship Match At Code Vein

THE JUMP IN

Seth "Freakin" Rollins And Isla

Def. Too Nude To Fool (Kieth Apicary And Ellen DeGeneres)