NJKW Picnic Paranoiascape 2027
Fictional Date: May 5th 2027
Fortune City Arena - Fortune City
Sponsored By Brooklyn Zoombini Outfitters And NJKW Backlash 2K27
THEME SONGS:
"Forever Dead" By Rage
OFFICIAL RESULTS
(C) - Refers To Champion Heading Into The Match
Kayin Amoh (C)
Def. Judgement Day (Edge (WWE), Damian Priest And Rhea Ripley)
In A 3 On 1 Handicap Match
For The NJKW Championship
Blaze Rhowa
Def. Erica Bartholomew (C)
Best Two Out Of Three Falls Match (2 - 1)
For The Standupland Heavyweight Championship
Randy Orton (C)
Def. Satan (Castlevania)
For The NJKW Xenoversal Championship
(NOTE: After The Match, Satan Happened To Injure His Thorax, Revealing That Satan Might Be Out For The Entire 2027-2028 Season)
Luke Sullivan (C)
Def. Moose (TNA)
For The NJKW Eliteweight Championship
The Cross Johnson Couple (Chowder And Draculaura) (C)
Def. Godmech (Rugal Bernstien And Adelhied Bernstien)
For The Standupland Tag Team Championship
(NOTE: After The Match, The Usos (Jimmy Uso And Jey Uso) Would Attack C&D, But As Chowder Is About To Overpower The Usos, Roman Reigns Would Land A Superman Punch To Chowder, Revealing The NJKW Debut Of The Most Feared WWE Stable As Of Today: The Bloodline (Roman Reigns And The Usos (Jimmy Uso And Jey Uso))
Bloom Peterson
Def. Juri Han
Fahkumran
Def. Leongar
In A Beast Pack Chain Match
Sub-Zero (Joe Taslim)
Def. 3DK (Donkey Kong, Diddy Kong And Kongo Kong)
In A 3 On 1 Handicap Match
Edward Elric
Def. Paul Heyman
For The First Spot In The Spooky Island Battle Tour King Of Chaos Tournament
Michiru Kagemori
Def. Tracer
By Knock Out
(NOTE 1: If Michiru Loses, She Is Fired From NJKW)
(NOTE 2: After The Match, Michiru Will Continue To Beat The Hell Out Of Tracer)
Innocence (Kaede Akamatsu, Serenity Wheeler And Nicole Olivera) (C)
Def. One Earth American Team (Superman, Captain America And Homelander)
For The NJKW 3V3 Championship
NJKW KICKSTART SHOW
Yar (Yar's Revenge)
Def. Dean Ambrose
For A NJKW Xenoversal Championship Match At Code Vein
THE JUMP IN
Seth "Freakin" Rollins And Isla
Def. Too Nude To Fool (Kieth Apicary And Ellen DeGeneres)
