Hello my Fallen Ones! I am sorry for the long wait! I had summer school so I didn't have to take the classes later, birthday parties (perk of parents being divorced!), and cosplay costumes for Ramencon so I was overall really busy this summer. I've actually had this typed since around May, but as I said I've been busy, plus I edited this chapter a lot. School also started, and I just went to Ramencon this past weekend, and kinda wanna crawl in a ditch and die, but thought I'd finally update instead. So, at least something good comes from my misery right? :D X( Anyway, thank you for putting up with my wacky (or nonexistent) update schedule, and I hope you enjoy this chapter!

Disclaimer: I do not own Blue Exorcist, Durarara!, or Shugo Chara! You all probably would've killed me if I did!

Warning: Crossdressing, and Really bad jokes!

"Talking" 'thinking' Satan/demon/familiar talking "Animal Transformation Talking"


~Everyone's POV~

'I can't believe he did that,' Rin steamed, on his way to the training room, still pissed about what Yukio had done the day before, 'Making me kiss that meat-head. I've gotta find a way to make him pay.' The twins hadn't talked to each other all day with Rin brooding, and Yukio, having soon come to his senses, being too ashamed and embarrassed to say anything.

'Stupid Four-Eyes!' Rin thought as he entered the training room to, of course, find Yukio and Mephisto already there, "Hello Mephisto," ignoring Yukio who wasn't about to show his brother that it stung.

"Hello little Kitty~!" the headmaster grinned, referring to Rin's animal form.

Rin blinked, choosing to ignore the clown's comment when Kimiko walked in with a smirk on her face, "How's our cat-in-heat doing?"

"Shut up!" Rin yelled, blushing slightly, "It's Four-Eyes' fault!"

"Yeah, yeah sure it is," her smirk still in place.

"Whatever, I never thought I'd say this, but can we get on with the lesson?" Rin snapped. Yukio looked like he was going to have a heart attack, making Kimiko snicker, "Oh shut up!" Rin growled.

"Alright, alright," Kimiko chuckled, "I've already been able to evaluate your pheromone control over the past few days, so let's move to the next lesson, transformation."

Rin stared at her confused, "Didn't we already learn that when I turned into the panther?"

"That was animal transformation, Lust clan has another kind though which is the ability to change appearance and sex, which is then usually paired with the ability to sense what a target's desired partner would look like."

"So…I can change into a girl?" he asks, tilting his head.

"Yep, depending on how you do today, we'll be learning the other part next time."

"…Alright…"Rin nodded, looking nervous, 'Why would I want to do this? How is this even useful?'

"You ready then?" Kimiko asked.

"Yeah, I guess…" he sighed, "But how is this power even useful...?" he had to ask.

It was Kimiko's turn to seem nervous now as she hesitated, "Um, I'll explain that on a later day when we know you have complete control over your demon…let's just get on with this lesson," she ordered.

Rin sighed, "Alright."

"Good, now release your powers."

Rin nodded, letting the little red ball unfold as his eyes flash red.

"Good, now we'll start with appearance, clothes are the easiest. If there are any new clothes you've been wanting, now is the time to get them."

Rin grinned, "Anything? Can I keep them?"

"Yes anything, and if you want to do that," Kimiko looked at Mephisto who snapped his fingers, causing a changing screen to appear in a puff of pink smoke, "go back there."

The grin widened as Rin ran behind the screen, stripping, "Now what?"

"Picture yourself in your mind."

After a few moments, "Alright," sounding actually focused.

"The image is of you as you are now, right?"

A few more moments later, "Yeah." 'Yes! No more shopping! I can buy that new volume of that manga I wanted,' Rin grinned to himself, concentrating hard.

"Good, now picture the items you want, one by one, appearing on you."

"You sure he has enough brain cells for that?" Yukio smirked.

"Shut up, Four-Eyes!" Rin yells, doing as he's told and feeing a silver Rolex start to form on his wrist, followed by a new pair of dark blue, almost black skinny jeans, an ocean blue shirt that would bring out his eyes if they weren't currently red, black converse, a black leather jacket, and, on his head, a pair of black Raybands with dark blue arms. 'Yes!' Rin thinks in triumph, waiting until he's sure it's all solid before stepping out from behind the screen with a victory grin plastered on his face. Yukio looked shocked, adding up the total of the outfit in his, and feeling nauseous at the thought.

Kimiko, on the other hand, walked over to Rin, circling him and pulling on the articles here and there to check stability, all the while humming her approval, "Nice work, you're a natural," looking at the leather jacket, "with very nice taste."

"Um, where did all of this even come from?" Yukio asks.

Kimiko looked to Mephisto who has a similar power, but he shrugged with an innocent grin, "We've never bothered to ask because we don't entirely care. It is free stuff after all."

Yukio face palmed, "Damn demon," he mumbled.

"You're one too!" the other demons, including Rin, reminded him.

And seem to be enjoying it, Satan cackled.

Yukio rolled his eyes as Rin turned back to Kimiko, "So I can keep these?"

"Yeah, just go take them off, and manually change back into your other clothes."

Rin nodded, going back behind the screen to change as Kimiko continued, "Next is appearance, which is, of course, a little harder. It's the same process, but altering actual features rather than materializing things uses more power, energy, and focus."

"Alright, what should I start with then?"

"How about hair? That's something that you can normally change pretty easily so that shouldn't be too hard. From there, start picking other things that can be manually changed, and move out to harder and harder features."

Rin nodded, having some fun with this as he closes his eyes to focus. Rin pictures himself using Bon's hairstyle in the first colors that come to mind to have the end result of purple and red Bon hair.

Kimiko grimaces at the choice, "Okay…eyes."

Rin opens his currently red eyes, changing them to emerald green with a bit more difficulty, and they keep a red tint. While trying to keep his eyes open so she can see them, he also decides to show off and changes his hair from purple and red to grass green and curly.

"Nice, deciding to practice the last with each one too will also make both of our lives so much easier," Kimiko nods, looking closely at both features, "and concentrate a little more on the eyes because there is still a red tint to them.

Rin's brow furrows as he tries again, his eyes glowing a brilliant emerald, but the red afterglow refusing to fade.

"Hmm, never mind. That might actually just be a sign of power usage," tilting her head before shrugging, "Eyes shape and nose."

Rin sighs in relief at having not screwed up before making his eyes smaller and brown, hair wavy and blonde, and trying to change his nose to a more aristocratic shape, having some trouble with the last part, 'Come on.'

"You're a bit off balance and your nose is crooked," Kimiko points out, poking his nose while he's trying to fix it.

He ends up resetting his features in frustration, and trying the combination again, succeeding this time.

"Perfect. Now ears, mouth, and face shape before I let you move onto full body."

Rin nods, giving himself larger, gold eyes, chin length blue hair, a smaller mouth, and took away the points in his ears with some difficulty. Once he felt the points recede, he then made his round face a little longer and sharper, piecing together characters he knows well, but flinching slightly, 'It's like a wolf transformation in books and my skull does not like it!' he mentally whimpered.

Kimiko smiled in praise and a little sympathy as she nods in approval, "You'll get used to it. Next is height being that you can make yourself taller or shorter," she explains, watching Rin's eyes light up before they're squeezed shut, and, with a wince and a whimper, he goes from being 5'8" to 5'11", and even with his little brother. Kimiko chuckles, "And you were complaining about this. Are you ready for full body?" When Rin nodded happily she smiled, "Then combine what you've learned."

It took Rin a lot longer this time, still having a lot of trouble with nose and face shape, as well as height, 'Grr! Stupid nose! And why does this have to hurt~!'

It's because you're rapidly manipulating solid bone. Something that isn't meant to be manipulated like this, even in demons, Satan responds.

'It didn't hurt at all when we turned into animals, and that's a completely different skeleton!'

It's also you're weakest form, and what you convert to when you're too weak to fight. It's a healing state, and uses very little energy, not sounding troll like for once before he goes back to advising like he's been doing the whole time, Now just picture your full body, and do the same thing you did with the clothes.

'Oh yeah! Why didn't I think of that? I've been picturing each individual feature,' Rin thinks, mentally slapping himself. Within minutes, Rin now has dark gold eyes with a matching shoulder length bob. His face has become longer and his chin pointed, but still an overall round shape. His eyes were now sharper, nose rounded, and his mouth was thinned, but just like the red tint in his eyes, he seemed to be stuck with the demon fangs. He was also a shade tanner, and his outfit consisted of a grey hoodie, black pants, sneakers, and a yellow handkerchief around his neck. (A/N: Only people who follow voice actors will find this combination choice funny with the true humor of it.)

Kimiko raised a brow, recognizing the character, "Alright Mr. Ganger Leader, Wanna try changing sex now?"

Rin paled, "Not particularly…"

"Too bad, you have to learn," she sighs, "Now start picturing a girl."

"But why~?!" Rin whined, pouting.

"Because I'm your instructor, and I said to."

'Heh, a lot of good saying that will do,' Yukio thought as sure enough, Rin wasn't budging.

"But I will absolutely never need this!"

"You might."

Rin crosses his arms and juts out his chin while narrowing his eyes at Kimiko, "Name one situation where I would possibly need or use this?"

Kimiko looked nervous as she tried to think of a lie while talking to Yukio through Satan, 'I can't tell him the normal situation in which he would need this without telling him about the whole blood thing!'

Yukio pales a little now, not wanting a repeat of the day before, 'Then don't! Isn't there any other situation?'

'No! He's too hot-headed for spy work! ….You know, I'm just gonna go with a threat,' she nods to herself before narrowing her eyes right back at Rin, "How about you do this or Yukio gets to practice yesterday's lesson some more?"

It was Rin's turn to pale again as he glanced at Yukio who had been raising his brow at Kimiko for dragging him into this, but narrowed his eyes and smirked evilly when Rin glanced his way, 'Shit!' Rin thought, 'He'd enjoy it too." Rin gulped and his head drooped as he nodded, "Okay…I guess I got one then…"

"Good," Kimiko smirked, "full detail right?"

"Yea-,"Rin was mid-nod when he thought of exactly what she could mean, "Wait…you don't mean that too?" Kimiko nods her head as Rin turns red, "No way!"

"You don't have a choice, this is non-negotiable."

"No way in hell!" he yelled.

Kimiko sighed, "I have plans after this," nodding to Yukio who smirks, having not completely hated yesterday's lesson as his eyes go from teal to violet.

Rin pales, backing up and squeezing his eyes shut, "No! No! No! Stay away Yukio!"

Yukio's smirk grew as he pushed his pheromones out at Rin, "Rin." Both were fully aware this time and could hear that Yukio's voice sounded more powerful and commanding, yet also more alluring at the same time.

Rin shook his head, "I'm not doing it!"

"Rin. Listen to Kimiko."

Rin felt a fuzz in his mind, "N-no!"

"The faster you do this, the sooner it will be over," Kimiko sighs.

"No!"

Yukio sighs, stalking over to Rin and grabbing his face, "Rin!"

Rin yelps when Yukio grabs him and his eyes snap open to meet Yukio's, 'Shit.'

Yukio smirks when Rin's eyes glaze over, "Now finish the lesson," revising the command. Rin nods numbly as Yukio thinks for a second before nodding, "And turn into something cute," smirking when Rin nods again.

Kimiko sighs in relief now, "Thank you," she nods as Yukio's eyes fade back to teal.

"No problem," he nods while Rin's eyes unfog and he shakes his head to clear it.

Rin growls now when he realizes what just happened, "Fine!" he snaps, knowing he definitely doesn't have a choice now as Rin closes his still transformed gold eyes, and focuses on the image in his head. Thankfully, there was a puff of red smoke with this transformation. The image in his head was of a girl of fifth or sixth grade with no chest and about 4'11". His previously dark gold hair was now a medium-light pink color, and would reach his shoulder blades instead of his shoulders if it wasn't being held in a ponytail by a red heart clip, and he now sported a pink visor. His ears were small and rounded while his large, round, honey colored eyes held a happy gleam despite how much he wanted to die at that moment. Like his ears, his face was now rounded, and he had a small, pointed nose with a bright smile that only further contradicted his mood. The grey hoodie and black slacks of the previous outfit had been switched out for a light pink cheerleader uniform with medium pink pom-poms that held little red hearts, sprinkled like Funfetti, his black shoes switched for white sneakers. A four-leaf clover shaped locket that glowed pink also appeared around his neck with his face matching the entire outfit as he was blushing like mad.

Kimiko looked absolutely shocked by the outfit, "You've read that?"

Rin turned darker, sputtering, "N-not on purpose! Izumo left it in class, and it had some cat guy on the cover so I skimmed it!"

Kimiko shrugged, "I'm not judging you," actually snapping a pic at him when he wasn't looking, too busy staring at the ground in embarrassment with his eyes squeezed shut, looking just like an embarrassed little girl. Kimiko couldn't help herself, and squished him with a fan squeal, "You just look waaay too adorable!"

This was not helping Rin's self-esteem or pride, "Please tell me I can change back now," he whimpered, his voice higher and sounding like a little girl's as he tried to squirm away from her.

She ignored him, "Doesn't he look waaay to cute?" she grinned at Yukio.

Yukio was staring at Rin, his cheeks tinted pink, and his eyes wide, "Um-uh," he blinked, adjusting his glasses so the glare hid his eyes, "I suppose so," he nods before a tiny smirk graces his face, "I guess I should call you Nee-san now rather than Nii-san."

Kimiko snickered as Rin turned even redder, "Shut up! I swear I'll kill you if you do!"

"How fitting that Rin turned into Ran," Kimiko teased.

Oh, I wish I could take a picture! Satan laughed as Mephisto was doing just that, snapping away with his overly charmed phone.

"How cute!" the clown laughed.

"Odin! Dva! Tri!" Rin growled, turning into his small, male, black panther form, and growling "I hate you all!" he yells, running behind the changing screen to hide, and, in a sense, lick the wounds inflicted on his pride.

"You pass!" Kimiko yells after him, laughing while the other demons snicker.


Yay! Another chapter finished! I hope you enjoyed this chapter despite the horrendously awful jokes, and that you can forgive me for always taking so long to update! Life is hell again, but it shouldn't be too bad from now on. Why? Because when typing this I discovered why most of my favorite authors are always still typing at 2, 3, or 4AM, that's when the best ideas appear! I now know what direction I'm taking this fiction, and how I'll eventually end it, so yay for (what my friends [?] and I call) 2AM syndrome! Who said nothing good happens after 2AM? XD ~VampyrSarah