I must be on a roll with the Kuroinu fics because here's another one. So, a little while ago I wrote up a Harry Potter/Kuroinu story where Harry was reborn into the world of Eostia but as a female dark elf, mainly because I was looking to go down a different narrative path that another writer had proposed for this idea that I disagreed with. For those wondering if that's what I'm going to do, here again, it is not; today's going to be a completely different idea that I'm borrowing the backdrop concept behind it from. The story I'm taking notes from is called "The Dead Lord of Essos" by Dasteiza (id: 13726600). In this story, Harry works for the afterlife and Death after the events of canon and is forced to take a vacation. However, in this world vacations for these immortal beings last a standard lifetime, and the being can go wherever they like but there's one catch: you have to be reborn into that world first. The immortal in question is fully aware of what's going on, who they are, and what power they possess. However, there are limitations on their powers and that's something I'm definitely going to expand on for the rules for the immortal beings.
All of this being said, what do I intend to do for this story? Well, I'm going to keep the same framework of immortal Harry gets reborn to take a vacation and chooses the Kuroinu world to fuck up Vault's plans because this is Harry we're talking about. But not only is this your "good boi" Harry, but he's also "I'm an immortal, I do what I want" Harry too. In other words, this entire story idea is crack, pure and unadulterated crackfic. Now that you understand that this is what we're going for in this story idea, how will it play out? Well, basically Harry gets to sleep with all the Kuroinu girls in the end and there will be some kind of fitting punishment/end to Vault and his ilk. Although, as usual, I'm a bit wary of Claudia because of the usual reasons if you've read my other stories where I mention her.
So, what am I thinking for the story setup? Considering I want to leave Claudia out of it I was thinking of playing the numbers game. As you know, the setting of Kuroinu is in the Dark Ages/medieval era and couples in that era got married very young. Like in their teens young. So, here's what I'm thinking: Claudia and Klaus get married at the age of 15 and have their first and only son: Harry. This would make her 33 at the start of all the shit that will go down in the source material and Harry 18. Because Harry will be more of an "intellectual" focusing more on the arcane rather than being a pure brutish warrior, this will still piss Graves off because he wants "a strong heir" and an arcane intellectual will not fulfill that that. So, the plot will go along as usual for the whole betrayal of Graves. In order to have easy integration with the populace too, and get closer to the Princess Knights, Primm and Alicia will both be 18 and will be childhood friends with Harry. Considering I want to jump into the idea, this will be treated in the "recap" fashion.
Title: [undecided]
Summary: Being an employee of Death gives you certain privileges, such as going on a vacation to any universe that you desire and doing whatever you want in it consequence-free. This is the first vacation that Harry has taken since he's become an employee of Death and decides to choose a strange place: Eostia. A place with MILF elves, slender and sexy dark elves, and very cute Princess Knights. Unfortunately, two things are standing in Harry's way: Vault - the leader of the Black Dogs mercenary company - and the fact that he's been completely reborn. Time to save and bed the damsels.
Pairing(s): Harry x Primm/Alicia/Maia/Luu-Luu/Kaguya/Celestine/Olga/Chloe. Normally I don't do multis, but this is one of those times that it's a crackfic and isn't meant to be taken seriously.
Rating: M, would you think it to be any different?
Disclaimer: I own nothing except my copy of MS Word and my desktop. Harry Potter belongs to JK Rowling and Kuroinu to those that own it (Manga Gamer, I think). I only own the interpretation of this idea. See the foreword for the disclaimer.
WARNING: Under normal circumstances, I'd warn about disturbing content ahead because Kuroinu is an h-doujin/VN where bad sexual things happen to cute anime girls. But this is one time where I say that this is not the case this time around. This is crack, however, should this continue there may be some "offensive" content for those that don't like this type of content. And do you know what? That's alright. I just ask that if you progress past this point that you don't get upset about something you read because I warned you here. Thought I'd have a little fun with this warning message.
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"You really need to take a vacation," a woman said in a sing-songy voice.
"What do you mean?" the man she was speaking with looked up from his newspaper. He was sitting at his desk with his feet propped up on it in an attempt to be relaxed.
"Harry, you've been working for the last thousand years almost without a break outside of the mandatory weekend rotations."
"That counts as a vacation, right?"
"No," the woman flatly replied. "I've been reviewing your performance from over the last few years, you've been more hostile than normal."
"What do you mean hostile?"
She looked at him in a deadpan, "Last week you ripped a man's soul limb from limb before delivering it to Saint Peter for judgment in a suitcase after you delivered another soul of a child that the man killed."
"He had it coming!"
"Yes, but our job is not to judge, but to ferry souls from their plane of existence through ours to their respective afterlives." She stood up from her seat with a manilla folder and walked over to Harry's desk. Her lithe, porcelain-skinned body highlighted by her dress and her perky, large breasts somehow supported impossibly by the same dress. She draped her arms around Harry as she approached behind him, laying the folder on the desk. She whispered in his ear, "Even if they rightfully deserve it."
"What's this?" Harry asked as he picked up the folder.
"A vacation form," she said as she opened it for him. "You see, working in the afterlife things can get very boring, so we like to open all possibilities for our employees." She pointed to each line. "Your name, of course, your start of employment, your last vacation date, personal preferences." Everything thus far had been pretty normal. "Universe, what you want to get out of it, and a checkbox for the intended stay period. I, of course, have filled in the latter."
"One hundred years?"
"Actually, that's the normal amount of time for a vacation. I haven't told you how vacations work here, have I?"
"We wouldn't be having this discussion if you had," Harry deadpanned in return.
She sat down on his lap after removing his legs from the desktop. "Well, what we do here is allow you to enter various universes. Well, since we can't affect the natural order, I guess what you can say is that we generate an alternate universe based upon the universe you intend to vacation in and you pretty much do whatever you want. Want to be a tyrannical overlord? Well, that one Overlord universe where the guy gets trapped in a game but is actually real exists for you. Want to fight a zombie apocalypse? There are plenty to choose from as well as alternate universes that are spun off of them. Want to solve a murder mystery affecting a small Japanese town? Well, then Inaba from the Persona-verse may be for you!" she said sounding like an infomercial salesman.
"How do these alternate universes come into being?"
"Well, it's obvious, isn't it? Someone in another universe has to think of an interesting story; that creates the universe. Those that consume that media can then think, 'hey this interesting, but what if this happened?' bam! Another alternate universe based on that universe pops into being. It's quite simple."
"So, just as an example: a universe where during the Second World War Japan didn't invade Manchuria, didn't ally with the Germans, and fought with the Allies exists?"
"Yes."
"Or a universe where the zombies from Left 4 Dead aren't dead but sick with some kind of nymphomaniac illness and just want to sleep with everyone and that's what converts them into one of them?"
"As absurd as it is, yes."
Harry looked down at the form and saw the name of the universe already filled in. "Kuroinu: Kedakaki Seijo wa Hakudaku ni Somaru? My Japanese is a bit rusty, but what's that universe?" Harry asked with a raised eyebrow.
"It's a medieval world where a war is raging between two factions. A lovely, lusty dark elf and her dark forces versus a coalition of forces headed by a busty, thicc demigod high elf. In this coalition are several cute princesses who serve as military commanders."
"Do you have-," he paged the form aside to find pictures. "-Well, hello nurse," he said as he ogled the girls in question. "Ok, I'm sold."
The woman jumped out of Harry's lap and held a pen. "Sign here, here, and here," she said as she pointed to several lines that required signatures and initials. She grabbed the papers and closed the folder, snapping her fingers it flew into a filing cabinet.
"That's it?"
"That's it. Well, there is one thing."
"Well, whatever it is I think it can wait. Medieval cuties here I come!" he called out in excitement. He paused for a moment. "Wait, how am I going to get there?"
"Well, that was one of the things I wanted to talk to you about."
"How come I have a feeling like I'm not going to like this?"
"Because you aren't."
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Eostia, Fortress-city of Ur.
Harold Levantine had just turned eighteen. He was at the age when he was considered a full-fledged adult. An adult who could own land and marry freely without his parents setting up such an arranged event. It was also the age at which so many things suddenly made sense at. First was the existential dread that filled his head for a few days. Why? He had discovered that he was reincarnated. But he had all of his childhood memories but also had memories outside those childhood memories. Which was real and what was fake?
Well, it didn't take long as one of the 'outs' he had was calling upon Death who explained everything that he didn't already fill in. The reason why the vacations were a hundred years was that you would be completely reborn again in another body and upon becoming an adult (was dependent on the culture that you were reborn into) you would know your entire history pre-birth. There were several powers he had unlocked now to add to his already vast grimoire of spells and potions. Because of his vacation, one of them was called 'Plot Armor' as he was the protagonist of his own story. He couldn't be killed by normally normal things. He couldn't be stupid about it, but as long as he tried to actively avoid the death of his meat suit, he would avoid death from even the most absurd things. Again, this was meant to be a vacation.
So, what happened with his upbringing? Well, he was the firstborn – and the only son – of Klaus and Claudia Levantine, lord and lady respectively making him a lord-in-training. His father, Klaus, is an academic with a fair amount of influence before his marriage to Claudia. Claudia, his mother as it would be implied, is a warrior blessed by the demigoddess Celestine and the military head of the city of Ken which also happened to be the capital of Eostia. Harold – going now by the name Harry as it was so much easier – had followed in his birth-father's footsteps of being an academic, but in the arcane arts. This was all despite his grandfather Graves who wished for the seed of his daughter to be a warrior like him. As it may be implied, the two of them didn't get along well. Harry knew how to swing a sword but he wasn't someone who could use pure brute force in his attacks. His grimoire in which he wrote all his spells for reference? That was a completely different beast. It was one-part encrypted spell incantations and diagrams, one part diary, and one part potions log. He knew all of it by heart, but he still kept it around as it was a gift and occasionally wrote into it new entries.
His early life was actually quite interesting. Due to his mother's close working relationship with Celestine, he would constantly travel to the city of Ur – the same city he was currently visiting – to visit and have long-term interactions with now Princess Knights Primm and Alicia due to their parentage. Primm's parents were the king and queen of Ur, which made her a proper princess by inheritance alone. Alicia's were a lord and lady in their court. Due to the political meetings between all involved, while the adults were conducting adult business, the children would be accompanied by a watcher while they played in the castle. Games from 'rescue the princess' in which Harry and Alicia would trade being the hero or villain while Primm was always the one getting rescued. Or they would play a variation where Harry played king, Primm queen, and Alicia the ever-loyal knight (and a random guard to play the role of the big bad). In fact, Klaus kept joking that he was going to arrange for him and Primm to be married since they already got along. This joke tended to get old fast.
Young Harry had been educated by the best scholars in the kingdom for arcane knowledge. And such studies gave powerful results. And now due to his awakening to his past life, he opened the door to other arcane knowledge and spells from across the multiverse. When he had gotten over the whole 'I'm a dude from a different reality on vacation' thing months ago, he embraced it. In fact, the main reason he was currently in Ur was because of the Princess Primm of whose birthday was the previous night which was held with very close friends who had all been lodging at the castle. This was a big day for her because of her now being 'of age' to inherit the throne of Ur, a position that her parents once held before their untimely deaths. The birthday girl had one request of Harry for her birthday, her childhood crush, and he had been acquiescing to it all night.
Inside the princess's private chambers, the sound of wet flesh slapping on flesh, female mewls and moans of pleasure, and male grunts and groans of pleasure were heard as the princess rhythmically gyrated her hips on top of her male suiter's trouser snake. The exquisite dress that she had commissioned for her birthday had been unceremoniously thrown into the corner, the lacey lingerie that she had secretly gone into the city proper under her cousin's watchful eyes to have fitted and picked out thrown in different directions as she and her lover had undressed each other on their way to her bed. The only remnant of said lingerie was the lacy pink garter belt which held her lace topped, soft, silken stockings of the same color firmly at thigh-height which pinched ever so slightly just to show how skin-tight they were but weren't uncomfortable in the slightest. The air of the room was filled with the musky scent of sex, the pheromones the two were giving off, the special perfume that Primm had chosen for her birthday, and the cologne that Harry had been wearing. The air was charged with these scents which only encouraged their repeated coupling. The sounds of wet flesh and their moans and groans of feedback only encouraged the coupling further. On the bedside table were emptied bottles of potions that Harry had brewed in preparation for a night like tonight. If he remembered the pun he used, it was like the Energizer bunny. It let him and his partner keep going, and going, and going; though he'd crash hard later.
Primm moaned as she impaled her tight sex over his rod repeatedly, arching her back in such a way back to present her large breasts for exploration as they bounced with her movements as well to allow the head of his 'dragon' to poke at the entrance of her womb. An action that had brought her to climax many times over the last few hours. A feeling that she just couldn't get enough of and wanted more of. She had heard of this before: love-drunk; and she wanted more.
"Yes!" Primm mewled out, "Keep hitting me there!" She kept moving her hips, Harry's hands guiding her hips carefully with one hand while playing with one of her breasts with the other. "Ahn! Keep playing with my breasts too!"
Both of their naked skin was slick with sweat, drained semen, and pussy juice. All of which adds to the muskiness in the room. "Your pussy is gripping me so tightly," Harry groaned. This had been the first time in this life that he had also had sex. There was something about the first time that couldn't be redone outside of being reborn. There was just something about the first penetration and first orgasm that was special.
She lifted herself so that his rod fell out against his body and slid herself down so that she was face-level with her lover's member. She gave it a lick, tasting the mixing of their fluids. A taste that was just as intoxicating as their air they currently breathed. "And your rod is so hard," she said as she gave it a lick. She proceeded to suckle lightly on a testicle. "And these two have been producing so much baby batter, filling me with its hot, sticky, fluid."
"Well, that's what the potions are for," he groaned. "So, we can keep going for as long as we like." She moved away from the balls and started licking and sucking his member like a well-experienced woman while she fingered herself with one hand. He felt the same feeling in his balls he had felt many times before this night, the churning and boiling right before… "I'm coming!" he called out as he thrust his hips upward which drove his member deep down her throat. She wrapped her arms around his waist as she tried to keep her lips connected as he drained himself once more. Once his high came to an end, she lightly suckled as she started to remove lips from his member in lewd, slurping sounds.
She moaned as she opened her mouth, showing her reward for her efforts, the white semen staining the inside of her mouth, her tongue moving it around lewdly. She moaned as she came lightly once more as she swallowed it in one gulp. She was still clearly cumdrunk. "Your baby batter tastes so good," she mewled. She proceeded to grab his re-hardening member and started to stroke it softly. "But it feels wrong to rob my womb of such a delicacy," she lewdly added with further bedroom eyes.
"Yes, it would be," Harry agreed as he sat up and flipped Primm over so she was beneath him once again like when they had started hours ago, and spread her legs; her labia parting lewdly as strings of their mixed fluids dripped from them. Her vaginal opening was even winking at him. He pushed her legs back so that she was in a position that some referred to as a 'mating press'. "Now, open wide," he said as he lined himself up and plunged into her hot, wet, tight pussy. As he pushed home and his head kissed her cervix, she clamped down hard as she came once again; her eyes rolling into her skull, tongue hanging out and drooling, and moaning in absolute ecstasy. He paused in place as he felt her vaginal muscles massage his rod in an attempt to 'milk' the semen out of him. Seeing as Primm was coming down from her high, he withdrew so that only his head was within her. Without warning, he plunged again inside her which caused her to groan and moan in pleasure.
"Yes! Pound my cervix! Scramble my baby-maker!" she called out encouraging him to continue as he did. As he pounded away at her, he wrapped her arms around her legs to hold them in place so he could play with her breasts. He massaged them as he flicked, pinched, and twisted her nipples, all of which caused her to yelp. He pulled out enough so he could suckle on her breasts as she had done to his balls while he massaged the other breast all while shallowly thrusting. When he finished getting one nipple as erect as it could be, he did the same to the other breast. "No! Stop teasing me!" She let go of her legs and wrapped them behind Harry's back and pulled him back inside her, his head tapping her cervix once again. She pulled harder and felt him start to part her cervix, inviting him inside her womb. "Blast that baby batter inside me!" she requested. "Fill me up! Impregnate me!"
There was something about a woman asking to be impregnated that turned him on. Accepting her request, he started to thrust away with reckless abandon. She tightening up with every thrust and using her heels on his back to pull him deeper into her. He felt the same boiling feeling as before. "I'm going to come!" he announced.
"I know. Pour all your seed deep inside!" The two of them came at the same time, as he was about to come, he was pulled deep inside Primm, her heels causing him to dig into her cervix, parting it enough for the tip to have direct access to the depths of her womb. The doorway opened, he unleashed what felt like a river of semen directly into her womb. Primm feeling the lava-like warmth fill her womb before it spread up her tubes towards her ovaries. She came harder than she had that night, seeing white and losing all track of time. What felt like hours later, she felt her lover collapsed on top of her. She felt full and fulfilled. "I'm so full," she commented. She pecked her snoozing lover on the cheek and stroked his back softly as before she too nodded off. As her head turned to look at her closet door, she could have sworn that there was the glint of an eye looking through it.
It turns out there had been. Inside the vast closet sat Alicia in a puddle of her own girl-cum as she was coming down from her own orgasm. She was too weak to stand as she had endured orgasm after orgasm as she watched her crush thoroughly decimate her cousin's womb in ecstatic screams of pleasure which went on for hours. Hours that she spent palming her breasts, pinching her nipples, rubbing her clitoris, and fingering her pussy. She had even found a thick rod that she used as a stand-in for her crush's member and used it to pleasure herself. She watched in lewd fascination as her cousin lost her virginity and took her crush's seed over and over again in her mouth and her ladyhood. She felt empty as she was wanting to conquer and capture the heart of her crush.
She felt something tickle her in the back of her skull, like someone whispering in her ear. 'She hasn't made it official yet, you can still win his heart,' what sounded like a woman's voice said. She started to doubt before the voice came back again. 'You and your cousin share everything. Perhaps she'd be willing to share with you.'
Yes, that was it. She had to win her crush. And to do it she would have to share with her cousin. Lewd images of Alicia and Primm sharing Harry in every which way filled her mind. Her hand wandering to her crotch once again as her imagination ran wild. She liked the possibilities. In the shadows, a pale woman grinned. Normally she wouldn't be involved in her employee's vacation. But this was a special case. She knew what was going to happen, and she was going to poke and prod so that all of the lovely ladies, except Harry's birth mother, fell for him.
"Rest for now, sweet Harry. Because when you seduce all of the lovely ladies, you'll get little rest," Death mused quietly. The future was clear for her. Six of the seven of the Seven Shields and both of the dark elves worshipping her master's cock and birthing many of his children. There did appear to be a few other very beautiful women too, but she couldn't see their faces. After all, the future was always in motion. "What a wonderful vacation. Enjoy!"
To be continued…?
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That was certainly interesting, wasn't it? Definitely living up to the M rating. You can sort of telling that I'm not taking this all too seriously, going more of the crackish route. The primary focus is going to be defeating the forces of Olga then the Kuroinu while at the same time our vacationing Harry seducing and sleeping with all of the Kuroinu girls sans Claudia. I didn't really want to do a whole childhood thing and wanted to jump right on into it. The roadmap I'm thinking of is as follows:
Timeskip as the Kuroinu are hired and are approaching the Black Fortress tower to which Harry joins in as an expert of arcane knowledge.
Harry recovers and rescues Olga and Chloe from Vault's betrayal.
Conference with the Seven Shields where Vault's betrayal is laid out and the decision to not execute the two dark elves is made.
Alicia finally pulls the trigger and she hooks up with Harry becoming girl #2 in the harem.
Olga gets seduced through Harry's expertise in the arcane and Chloe tries to accuse him of ill intents, to which she is also seduced.
Luu-Luu gets seduced after the battle in her fortress city and weird things happen in her scenes because she's a short stack.
Kaguya is captured but is recovered before Shamuhaza can do anything and falls for her rescuer and is seduced.
Celestine is the last one seduced, but she comes on to him.
A big rally where there's one final push where Vault is defeated.
This one is a big unknown, but genderswapping Vault, Kin, and Hicks as punishment and having their memory completely wiped. Still debating on this one.
Closing section where all the girls are together for one final scene and Harry leaves the world behind years later leaving behind children that will make the world a better place.
That's my idea for the story should it continue. Yeah, it going to get quite lewd with this one if that banger of a second-half here was anything to go by. If continued, this story would not be taken seriously. That being, there will be crack moments and OP moments, but since it's not being taken seriously and disclaimed as such you just kind of have to roll with the flow. Other than what I've listed above, I don't really have much else to discuss on this one.
So, what have I been up to? Not much, cleared that one manga called "Marginal Operation", probably going to check the rest of it out soon. Still working on Persona 5: Strikers to complete it and I'm thinking of a post-game pilot for that depending on how it goes. Been reading a few P5 stories that have some interesting concepts behind them, figured I may as well throw my hat in the ring for that. Finished "Redo of Healer" last week and the sperging out about it is completely unwarranted. It's a revenge story, nothing super special about it other than there are cute anime girls that get screwed by the "protagonist". I've been sitting on "Interviews with Monster Girls" for a while, finally restarted watching that again. There's a new one this season called "Higehiro" or "After being rejected, I shaved and took in a high school runaway", and no it is not an isekai shockingly enough with that title length. We'll see how this one goes. I recently transferred over the files for the "Fate" visual novel onto my main system and have been planning on playing it for a while. I also recently finished watching the first season of Uzaki and thought it was fun, looking forward to the second season. The same can be said about Dragon Maid's second season as well, looking forward to it.
As for story ideas right now, there's one I'm really fighting on right now and I'm unsure if I'll be able to do the idea justice. Primarily because it's one of those stories that I've been sitting on for over a year and ideas change over time. Hopefully, I can do it right. I guess we'll see though.
Well, that's all I have for this installment. See you in whatever I decide to do next and hopefully, you all had a great holiday.
