So, I had another idea, what's new? This one is pretty simple in concept. So, I've seen a lot of Naruto/To Love-Ru crossovers here on the site ranging from Naruto being in a reincarnated body, him being a godly/immortal being, and so on but the end result is he becomes involved in the To Love Ru storyline. There's been a plethora of these so I asked myself, what would happen if I were to insert another series instead of Naruto? Don't get me wrong, there are some really good crossovers, but there are some really bad ones too just like ANY crossover on this or any other fanfiction site on the internet. But why Harry Potter? I don't know, maybe because there's only one on this site and was in French (as of 5/16/21 it was yeeted from the site). I have nothing against the French, but seriously guys? We have shittons of HP/Naruto out there and even more HP/PJO but none of this anime? It's honestly surprising, to say the least. So, I might as well create the first one in English and see where it goes from there. Sound good?

As you can kind of tell, this was started slightly differently, mainly because the first paragraph there was created back in 2016. Yeah, this idea has been floating out there in my cloud storage for a while, time to actually write this up. Considering that I only had that first paragraph means that I have no recollection of what the idea was supposed to be, so at least I can come up with an interesting concept about it. So, what idea am I thinking about? Well, I mentioned a reincarnated fic in a Naruto crossover with this property and considered that; Harry reincarnated into Yuki Rito. Then there's an adoption concept where he's renamed to be Yuki Rito where at least the whole thing with Rito's sister being brought into a "harem" would at least be less creepy on that front. For the sake of this pilot chapter that's what I'm going to go with. On top of that, the characters will be aged up so the creep-factor also doesn't feel so… dirty (I guess that's the best way to put it, I guess).

Title: [title pending]

Rating: T+ to M, no idea at this point.

Pairing: Rito (Harry)/many. Keeping it what is canonical in To Love-Ru, as for any of the Potter-verse girls, I have no idea. The only person that I could totally see going along with it is Luna, but that's because she's Luna.

Summary: Yuki Rito is a young man plagued by strange luck. One moment he'll be doing something innocuous but it will turn out badly. A most recent example is saving a young woman who ended up being an alien princess on the run from her own father who wanted to marry her off politically, but in the action of saving her ended up engaged. Not only that, but his (unexpectedly) betrothed's sisters are dead-set on creating a harem with him in the center of it including childhood friends and his sister alike. Such misfortune (or fortune, depending on how you look at it). If that wasn't the straw that breaks the camel's back, it's these wizards from England that keep calling him "Harry Potter."

Disclaimer: I own nothing other than my copy of MS Word and my desktop. Harry Potter belongs to JK Rowling and To Love-Ru belongs to Saki Hasemi and Kentaro Yabuki (and any other rights holders). I only own this concept. See the foreword for the full disclaimer.

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My name is Yuki Rito. I'm a second year in high school and I just have the worst luck. What do I mean? Well, for some unforsaken reason, whenever I do something – even when it is something considered good – it backfires on me. Perhaps you'd like an example from this morning while I was on my way to classes? There was a cat stuck with one of those plastic can holders on its legs and was trapped in someone's parked bicycle. So, what do I do? Being the kindhearted person I am I free the cat. But the cat jumped back despite being freed and me being non-threatening and scratched at me, and jumped beside the bicycle, knocking it down. Seeing that the bicycle is now a tripping hazard, I try and pick it back up and as I am, the owner comes out thinking that I'm trying to steal it. I spent fifteen minutes explaining myself, with an officer present, I was five minutes late to class. And this is one of the less insane things that have happened.

But I would have never guessed what mess I would find myself in after tonight. What insane world I will find myself brought into. Well… worlds. For those of us not literate in literary things, that's what we call 'foreshadowing.'

I looked around the corner of the hallway I hid behind looking on someone I truly admired and had a crush on. She was walking with her friends and wore a smile that showed just how happy she was to be around her friends. If I was to be completely honest? I envied her. Who was this girl? Sarenji Haruna. Short, dark indigo-like colored hair. Short and sweet. And she had an air of caring for her friends as well. If I was, to be honest, she is the 'total package.'

"Yo, Rito!" a boy's voice called out. "Are you stalking her again in the middle of the day?"

I rounded on him and shouted. "Who are you calling a stalker, you bastard!?"

"What, you mean you aren't?" he asked smugly "As usual you're looking at your beloved Haruna-chan, right?"

"Fuck off," I spit. "I wasn't just 'looking' at her today. I was waiting for the right timing."

"Timing?"

"Yeah. I've decided." I struck a confident pose. "I'm going to confess my love to her today."

"Well, if you're still on it, you'd better do it soon. Or else someone else will beat you to the punch." It seemed like everything was finally falling into place. For the last year, I had been in a separate class than her, but we were finally put in the same class this year. Today would finally be the day that…

I chickened out. She didn't have her friends near her, she was preoccupied with a book. Literally, everything was set up for me, but I chickened out. I went home after ensuring that no one saw me hiding in a bush to hide from Haruna.

I walked in the front door and announced, "I'm home."

"Welcome home, Rito," Mikan returned the greeting. Mikan was my sister. Well… adopted sister. She was the biological child of my parents; I was adopted well before she was born. "Dad said he'll be home late again today."

"Whatever," I said passively. "What else is new on that front?" I rhetorically ask.

I dialed up the same boy as before. He was my friend. Though, 'friend' may be a bit of a stretch on his relationship with me. He asked about my 'confession,' and I admitted my failure. He laughed like it had been the most hilarious thing. Ass. "I see you failed just as I expected!"

"You don't have to be a complete dick about it," I reply flatly.

"Haha! But it's your usual pattern. You're usually aggressive but when it comes to love, you're really pathetic. On top of that, you're such a naïve guy that you faint seeing gravures of a girl in a swimsuit."

"T-that was a long time ago! I'm not like that anymore!" I sputter out.

"Really?" he said as he didn't believe a word I just said. "Try imagining Haruna-chan in a swimsuit."

Well, I did think about it. Several images flashed through my mind. The first was her in our school swimsuit, specifically the competition-type. You know the kind, higher cut above the hips colored blue with white trim. Then another image of her in a string bikini-type in a frilly, striped pink pattern. That one was… cute. Didn't stop my cheeks from becoming a furnace. "Wait… idiot! What're saying!"

He laughed again manically. "See, you haven't changed a bit! You should build up your resistance to girls first, Rito. Then you can start thinking about confessing."

I hung up and walked into my washroom deciding to take a bath. Hot water did tend to help relax me. I thought about several things. The first of which is a comeback to my 'friend' being that he didn't have a girlfriend himself. Other thoughts too came to mind, one of which being that he was correct, in a way. I couldn't even recall instances of me actually interacting with girls. "Resistance to girls, huh." I guess Mikan wouldn't count since she's my sister. "What should I do?"

I started to doze off but started to notice that my bath water was starting to boil in one specific spot. In a few seconds, my curiosity and confusion turned to shock as it exploded outward. When the water stopped falling what I saw shocked me. There was a girl with thigh-length pink hair that had a little cowlick that extended like a little curly-q. She was slim and cute. And she was naked. Pert, hand-holdable breasts with little pink nipples and areola on them. And… uh, she shaved down south. My brain was unable to process this stranger's information and her not appearing to care, I screamed.

I crawled into the hallway, steam escaping the washroom. Mikan showed up and called out, "Rito, what's wrong?!"

I could only stutter out, "Naked girl… in the bathroom…"

"What? Where?"

"There in the tub!" I exclaim.

She looked over and saw no one in the bathtub. "I don't see anything."

"What?"

"Rito, I know you're at that age… but you should at least know the difference between wild fantasies and reality. Or I'll be embarrassed as a sister," she said smugly and walked away.

I dried off, seeing that this may have well been a hallucination. Contemplating this strange appearance of a phantom girl I walked into my room only to see said pink-haired girl. Still naked, but at least this time she was wearing a towel. It took a few moments for my brain to make this connection. Imagine the sound of dial-up internet, if you will. "I'm borrowing your towel~"

I dropped my towel and backed into the corner of my room, my eyes borderline bulging from my skull in shock. Remembering suddenly that naked girls don't like being stared at, I covered my eyes. "Wha… Wha… Wha… What are you! Some kind of ghost!"

"Me?" she pointed to herself. "I'm Lala."

"Lala?"

"Yup! I came from planet Deviluke."

Oh no. Either a deranged girl with Chunyi-syndrome (eighth-grader syndrome) or a schizoid had found themselves entering my house. This wasn't good regardless. But at least she wasn't running away screaming for the police… despite being in someone else's house. I decide to play along. "Y-you mean you're an alien!?"

"Well, for you Earthlings, I guess I am," she replied chipperly. I groan in confusion mainly because there is no way she can be an alien. "Hmm? Do you not believe me?" No. "Then, here," she said as she stood up. "Look at this!" She bent over and out from under the towel slithered… a tail? Well? Earthlings don't have tails like this, right?" It's attached right to her tailbone near her waist, not to some adult toy for some kind of exhibitionist fantasy or something. It even moved like a real tail. "Ah, even though I have a tail, doesn't mean that I transform when I look at full moon."

"A-all right! I understand so hide it! Now!"

Well, she turned around at least. "Why are you blushing? You're so cute…" she cooed. My head felt like it was burning up from contact embarrassment. You know, like a contact high, but embarrassment.

"If you really are an alien," I ask as I lean against my wall still trying to avoid staring at her very lithe body, "then why did you appear from a bathtub all of a sudden?"

"That's because I used this," she said as she held up her arm. It sort of jingled as something loose moved on it. It appeared to be in the shape of what looked like a moth bracelet with two eyes. Well, a moth may be a bit of a stretch. It sort of looked like a bracelet with an in-place creature as the charm or centerpiece on it. "This! My invention 'Pyon-Pyon warp-kun'! I can't specify the destination, but it makes it possible for a living unit to warp a short distance!"

"W-warp?"

"Yup."

"You mean like bending the laws of reality to tunnel from one place to another to instantaneously travel between the two points?"

She nodded. What? "I used this in the spaceship's bathroom and happened to warp to the bathtub in this house."

"Wait… from a spaceship?" That had to be in the upper atmosphere at least if not higher. And why my bathroom? Does this device just target another bathroom if you start in a bathroom? If you were to use it out in the open, did you just land wherever? There were so many questions and dangers of this if it were true. "Why did you…?"

She stood melancholically. "I'm being chased," she admitted." I thought it would be safe if I cam to the Earth, but my pursuers have followed me here… I was about to be taken away on their ship. If I hadn't used this bracelet, I probably would have…"

Wait… pursuer? You mean the psych ward? Wait, she had a tail. Maybe a science experiment went wrong and the government was after her? Whatever, as cute as she may be, it isn't worth tussling with the government. "A-anyway! Hurry up and get out."

"Lala-sama!" a robotic voice called out. It sounded vaguely male but could easily be androgynous. "Are you alright, Lala-sama!" it called as it came through my open window. It was this bat-winged-looking gremlin of a creature with swirl-eyes. At least it wore a tie to hint at a male personality. I think.

"What is that!?" I ask in genuine confusion.

"Peke!" she called out. That didn't really answer what it was. "Oh, I'm so happy! You were able to escape safely, too!"

"Yes! I was lucky since the ship wasn't outside the Earth's atmosphere!" Peke replied in its robotic voice. It looked over to me. "Lala-sama, who is that dull-looking Earthling."

"Who are you calling dull, short-stack?" I ask.

"He's the one who lives here," she answers the robot. I think it's a robot? "Oh yes, I haven't gotten your name yet," she asks me.

"Oh, me? It's Rito," I answer.

"Oh, and this here is Peke."

"Nice to meet you," it introduces itself. Though I feel it's more out of politeness in front of its master.

"He's an all-purpose costume robot that I made." Before I could ask what that meant, she stripped off her towel as she turned her back to me once again exposing herself to me. "Well, Peke. I'll leave it to you."

"Understood!" Before I could object further, the robot acted. "Change: Dress form!" it called out. A cloud of steam appeared and when it dissipated Lala wasn't nude anymore, but she was dressed in a skin-tight outfit that definitely wasn't anything from any of those ritzy fashion shows. Apparently, in space, there's no such thing as a bra, and bust support is determined by the skin-tight outfit. On her waist was what appeared to be a partial petticoat-like skirt that hinted at it being some kind of 'futuristic' dress.

"Tada!" she called out.

From her hat, Peke spoke further. "Lala-sama, it's not too tight, is it?"

"It's perfect." Well, she isn't wrong but not for all the right reasons though. Does everyone that comes from space have borderline lewd outfits? "I'm glad you came so quickly! Without Peke, I have no clothes to wear," she explained to me. That's the only thing she wears? For some reason, I have the feeling that she's not a big 'planner'-type of person. "How is it? Doesn't it look nice, Rito?"

"Sure," I uneasily reply. I mean, yeah, it's lewd and looks nice on her and she flaunts it. But on any normal girl, that be embarrassing to wear.

"By the way, Lala-sama, what do you plan to do now?"

"Well, about that, I have a few ideas," Lala trailed off.

Before she could reveal what those ideas were. Two men burst in through the window and struck a pose as they landed. In contrast to Lala, they wore black suits and ties. They looked to be government types. But something was amiss with them. That was sort of given away when their arrow-head-like tails showed themselves. Lala's was different, it was like a heart end to a tail. Was this just one of the ways sexual dimorphism showed itself in her species? Regardless, they looked like either private security or yakuza-types.

"Goodness, what a troublesome Lady. I should've restricted your movements even if it meant tying your hands and feet until we left Earth," the blonde one with a scar over his eye said.

Lala seemed annoyed and asked, "Peke…"

"Y-yes?" it asked.

"Didn't I tell you to be careful about people following you?"

"…Yes."

"Geez, you stupid robot! Now everything just went down the drain!" You programmed him. Looking at these two, they looked strong and exuded an aura of strength. But Lala seemed more annoyed than anything else.

"Well, are you prepared now?"

"Lala-sama… why not use the bracelet again?"

"I can't. After I use the bracelet once, it takes a whole day to recharge its energy." The burlier of the two grabbed her wrist. She called out an, "Ah!"

"Come on, let's go!"

"No… Let go! Let go of me!" she called out.

I was very confused. What was even going on, and why does it have to happen in my room? And they're driving their dirty shoes into my recently cleaned rug. Really? I had a feeling that I was going to regret my next action. I looked down and saw my football. I lined up a kick and punted it. With lucky precision, it struck the man's arm of which the force was apparently enough to force him to let go of Lala. I grabbed her wrist and took her towards the window. "This way!" I call out as I drag her along.

"Rito," she asked.

"Wait!" the duo called out together. We ran across the rooftops, somehow making it across the gaps.

"Rito, why?" she asked.

"Hell, if I know! But in a situation where a girl is about to be kidnapped in front of my eyes, I can't just stay quiet and let it happen!" I reply, not entirely sure if I believed my own words. Lala didn't say anything.

We climbed down from the rooftops and ran into a park. A manly voice called out and a box truck flew from the sky landing in front of us. The hell! "Do not interfere, Earthling," one of the voices called from behind us. They had blocked the only way out, well, without climbing that is. I could sprint, but climbing was not my forte.

"D-don't come any closer! I'll…" The hell could I threaten them with? "…spit on you (or something)!"

This didn't impress them nor intimidate them. "Lala-sama. Please stop trying to run away from home!"

"I don't want to!"

"Yeah, see that? She doesn't want to!" I said before pausing for a moment as my thoughts finally catch up to me. "Wait… what? Runaway from home?"

"I've had enough!" Lala. "I don't care if I'm a successor or whatever! I'm tired of meeting future husband candidates every day!"

"But Lala-sama. This is your father's will…"

I pinch the bridge of my nose as I came to terms with this whole scenario. Remember that whole part where I felt like I would regret this? I'm regretting this. "I don't care about daddy!" she said as she pulled out a flip phone? "Transmit! Go Vacuum-kun!" Immediately an octopus-looking robot appeared.

"What the-?" I ask aloud in pure confusion.

"Crap! It's one of Lala-sama's inventions!" they called out in sheer terror.

"Go! Suck them up!" she commanded. Immediately the mouth of it opened and the two suited men flew into it, along with additional greenery from the park. And me!

"By George, stop this crazy thing!" I shout as I fly into it and get stuck.

"What's wrong, Lala-sama?"

"Hmm…. How do I stop it?" Lala could barely be heard.

"What the f-!" I could only get out before it exploded.

I woke up a little while later in a tree, singed but alive. Lala apologized and got me down before she flew off. I proceeded to walk home, sulking the entire way, and went to sleep. I didn't feel all that great when I woke up the next day. I got up the same as always and started walking to school, blaming the lack of sleep I got on this Lala girl.

I sighed aloud. "Well, if she had used that machine in my room, I guess the outcome would have been a lot worse. Whatever, I don't want to get involved with her again. That runaway 'alien'."

"Good morning, Yuki-kun," a familiar girl's voice called out. I turned around to see Haruna. This was big! She had never spoken with me before.

"Good morning," I replied nervously.

"Yesterday, I…"

This is the perfect opportunity. You can do this! My heart was pounding in my chest. Do it you dip! "Since the first time I saw you, I've liked you! So, please go out with me!" I cried out as I bowed at the waist. Finally, I said it. Even if she rejects me, I said it.

"Oh, you were thinking about the same thing… That's perfect!" I looked up to see Lala standing there. How was she here? Wasn't she on the run? "Then let's get married, Rito!"

"Wait… what?" I turned to look and see Haruna just as confused as I was. Lala started clinging to me, her skintight outfit not really concealing her soft breasts as they pressed into my side. "W-why are you…" Here? Interfering with a confession that I've been gifted? "Get married?!" was the only thing that was asked.

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Elsewhere…

In a spaceship, a man looked out one of the observation bays at the planet below him. "I see… so you can't handle her by yourselves…" a man with a deep voice said as he contemplated how to deal with these two morons. "Fine then. I shall go down to Earth next. Goodness," he said with a mirthful smirk as he remembered things from his past, "what a troublesome Princess."

Elsewhere… Again…

From afar, a man with one eye watched what appeared to be a young couple embracing. The girl wearing an outrageous outfit would have been considered 'scandalous' by many people he worked with. It left so little to the imagination. However, his focus was on the boy she was currently clinging to. The boy had jet-black hair and was a rat's nest. There was only one man who he knew had the same hair. He pulled out a wand and spoke into it, "I found him." A silver whisp shot out of it and went into the sky. All he had to do now was wait.

To be continued…?

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So, that's all I have for this idea. Most of this chapter was the first chapter of To Love-Ru's first chapter. It is only at the end where I hint at more. There is a reason for this. The main reason is that I have no idea how I want to carry this out. I know it sounded like I had something at the beginning there, but I don't know what I want to do with this idea. Mostly not knowing how I want to personally handle the integration of the two properties together. Maybe I don't know what I'm doing, maybe I'm not the guy to pull this specific idea off and someone else will run with it? Anyway, you can for sure that this is going to remain as a pilot for now.

What's going on with me? Well, work is making me work from home again due to construction at the office. So hopefully I won't get complacent with my current workflow. That's all I have for now for this idea, let me know what you guys think about the concept and if you're a writer and come across this idea and you think you're the person for the job, take a shot at it and DM me your story link and I'll check it out.

Until whatever I do next.