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Chapter 13: Chords

"DOMINUS!" Diligentia shouted again.

Its tentacles whipped around, striking every possible point of the invisible barrier. Despite nothing happening, it continued this futile attempt at escaping. The noise it was making, along with the sight of a fat God-like being trying to escape from a fishbowl. Slowly broke the hypnotism of the people on the hillside. Along with waking up a little girl who had slept through the worst of it.

Though what she was waking up to wasn't exactly the most pleasing image either. Sakura stirred for a minute and felt the groan of her brother laying on top of her. Broken and beaten to near death. When she opened her eyes, she screamed for help. Yet no one came, instead some people just fell over. Revealing bloody and bruised hands, it didn't take too much time to figure out what happened.

Sakura, slowly, got out from underneath her brother. Where she noticed that not only was he hurt by the hypnotized people. Kensuke and Hikari were badly injured as well, not only that, but they seemed to be that all three of them were in the same hypnotized state as the rest of the people. The girl started hyperventilating at the horrific sight. Only for Diligentia to start yelling again. Catching her attention.

"WHERE ARE YOU!? STOP MESSING WITH ME LIKE THIS! YOU ARE A SLOTH! A CANCER! A RUINOUS PLAGUE THAT DESTROYS EVERYTHING THEY TOUCH! YOU CAN'T EVEN COME OUT TO FACE ME PROPERLY!"

Dominus laughed at that. It's giggle echoing through the streets, into the hills, and ringing in the skulls of all who heard it. Causing everyone who had been hypnotized by the vibrating tones of the tentacles from earlier. To all collectively pass out at the sound of the voice. This particularly got under the giant's skin.

"Now you disturb my flock! Stopping me from my feasting! GET OUT HERE YOU BASTARD! YOU CHODE! YOU SHITSPITTER! HOW LONG ARE YOU GOING TO KEEP HIDING YOU COWARD?! HOW MANY-"

"-tentacles do you need to satisfy a woman?" The ethereal voice of the Reflection asked.

A brief silence.

"No!" Diligentia demanded.

"None, you can never satisfy anyone with those things."

"Stop it!"

"Do you want to know why?"

"NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Diligentia started shaking his head like crazy, while its tentacles remained relatively still. Once he stopped, there was another brief silence. Before the Reflection, otherwise known as Dominus, appeared on his shoulder and whispered into the giant's hollow whole of an ear.

"Because you're always watching it, instead of actually doing it."

A long silence, with Diligentia's angry face becoming even more cross. Until the tentacles began making laughing noises. All distorted and sounding like it was coming through the other end of a static tv.

"Enough!"

Diligentia then raised his hands, and all the tentacles went limp. Then brought one hand down on his shoulder. Trying to squish Dominus like a fly. Only for when he lifted his hand, the Reflection wasn't there.

"Come now. We've known each other for multiple millennia. The fact that you think I'm that easy to kill, is more of an insult than an actual physical attack. Remember the old saying? Sticks and stones may break my bones, but first you've got to throw them." The Reflection said this while floating in the air.

Wiggling their finger and gesturing like a cocky schoolteacher.

"Yet, it was those very same words that made you. Like the child you were, you let them get to your head. And now look at yourself, a dark reflection of what you used to be." Diligentia smirked, as if he had just come up with the best comeback.

"Oh yes, let us not forget, how, an isolated since the age of four, teenage boy. Surrounded by broken, uncommunicative adult and child hedgehogs like himself. Failed to stop 'simple' words from getting under his skin."

The Reflection turned just as big as Diligentia, so it could lean on a nearby skyscraper. Along with being able to look eye to eye with the beast instead of looking down at him.

"Oh, and let's not forget me watching my fellow friends lose their minds. Slowly becoming insane and isolating me even further. Along with the horrific loss of life on a daily basis due to the battles."

"Hmph, are you certain that they were even really your friends?" Diligentia asked.

Dominus scoffed, rolled its eyes and ignored the question.

"Tell me, where you too busy pleasuring yourself to notice any of what I went through at the time?"

The Reflection said, putting Diligentia in his place. Though the giant did not physically show it, you could only see it in his dark pupilless eyes. Eyes that Dominus could read like a manga. The very same eyes that would give poor Sakura nightmares for the rest of her life.

"I was, thank you very much. Because unlike you, I have responsibilities. And when I'm done with those responsibilities, I enjoy myself in private. Again, unlike you. So much for actually doing it." Diligentia seemed proud owning up to his flaws. Though, he was intimidated by how unphased Dominus was.

In fact, it was so unphased, that the Reflection didn't even say anything. It simply stared at the giant, leaning against the building, one shoulder on the roof, free hand at its side, and its other hand on its head. Looking at Diligentia, simply smiling, as if it was owning up to that fact.

"What's wrong, mortal?" Diligentia eventually said. "Owning up to the fact that you're a failure?"

"Yes." Dominus responded.

There was a brief silence.

"Wh-What?" Diligentia asked, confused.

"What I did was wrong. Incredibly wrong, so much that I deserved to be punished for it. And so, I was….by myself."

Dominus got up close, carefully stepping over the different tentacles laying on the ground. Then, whispered something into Diligentia's ear. Something that almost made the giant faint, but he did back away in horror. Along with wearing a horrified expression on his face.

"I felt it was appropriate." It said with a grin.

"You….you sick bastard. Only a mortal would endure such self-mutilation."

"So self-mutilation is a no, but consuming your reluctant followers is the norm?" Dominus asked.

"You know as well as I do that, they are more than just consumed! They are reborn, as my new beautiful limbs."

Diligentia started to tense up, as he raised his hands, almost signaling for the tentacles started hovering. Instead, they all still remained limp. Then, before Diligentia could command them to move. Dominus bent down to pick up one of the tentacles.

"Yes, I'm sure living a life as nothing more than a glorified finger. Is truly the dream come true. They must be so tired after jerking you off. Since you can't even use your fat chubby arms anymore. You wore those out after the first time you tried to catch me. That was a day to remember, wasn't it?"

Dominus then bent down to the tentacle.

"It was a beautiful day, wasn't it?" It said, then kissed the tentacle. The Reflection even kept its head there for a brief moment.

Only for Diligentia to retract all of its tentacles into its body. Revealing its fat chin underneath, and a very unpleasant look.

"What? Was that one of your special tentacles?" Dominus asked.

"I'm done with your ways, Dominus. You are going to die here, along with everyone else on this timeline. For everything you touch, it turns to corruption and violence."

"So, you're going to wipe out an entire timeline. All because I dared to change their fate. You're so boring." Dominus now looked just as tired of this as his opponent.

"When we helped create these worlds and timelines to keep all life at peace. We intended for all of them to remain completely separate from one another. Yet, on this one individual planet, out of literal billions. The races come together to fight, in an unavoidable conflict that we cannot fix. This war is unavoidable."

"Oh, so unavoidable is the new word you're using. I miss the old ones like accidental and intentional. Still doesn't even explain why you gave us the Dead Sea Scrolls."

"As if you did anything about it yourself. You've gained our power now as well. Yet you sit on the sidelines just as much as me."

He was lying, yet Diligentia spoke with such calmness, as if it had let go of its ego. Though, it was still there. Because he was talking to Dominus, something who was yawning through his speeches.

"I know that I have repeated this to you time and time again. Yet, you must understand your place." Diligentia said with authority.

"I do know my place." Dominus responded, boredly. "Don't you think I tried to stay out of your way? When I first saw you all, I tried to go about the life you wished for me too."

"You tried. It's okay to fail." Diligentia suggested, probing his foe.

"It is."

Another brief silence.

"Then why don't you lay down to die?" Diligentia asked.

The Reflection smiled, maliciously.

"Don't you think I tried?"

"Before the fact." Diligentia said, his frustration ever so slowly returning.

"Tch, tch. There you go, forgetting your own creation. You should've considered this when you were creating us mortals." Dominus responded.

"I did not forget. You all hold on to what little life that you have. Even till the end, when things don't matter anymore."

"Yes, finally something we agree on!" Dominus celebrated.

"What?"

"I too don't know why we do that. It's stupid, pointless, I don't know why we do it. Especially when we have had a decent life. Why don't we just all die when we get to sixty-five? That should be the cutoff date. I mean, just ask my grandparents, or my great grandparents."

The Reflection looked at Diligentia with an open smile. Trying to indicate something to the giant. Only for his face to remain the same, in indication that he didn't get it. Soon turning the face of the Reflection into a disappointed halfway frown. Looking down, shaking its hand, and pointing its finger at Diligentia briefly.

"Extreme age is disappointing. Yet, that's what makes us so beautiful."

"Then ... .by that logic. I should be the most beautiful creature you've ever seen." Diligentia suggested.

Dominus sat down, and even shrank to his original size of a human. Sitting cross legged on the pavement streets of Tokyo-3.

"If that were the case, then you would have to be mortal."

"I'm no mortal!" Diligentia shouted.

"Says the formal mortal." Dominus said, laughing.

"Oh, there you go. Everything is a joke to you. I'll tell you what! Your entire life is a joke!"

"Ha ha ha! I know. My life is a joke. Everything is a joke when you really think about it. So, stop repeating yourself." Dominus laid down, looking up at the increasingly frustrated giant.

"I will repeat myself until you learn your place!"

Diligentia leaned down to tower over the Shinji look alike. Its face being the only thing it could see.

"If you had fully embraced your immortality. Fully become one of us, then you wouldn't be wishing for death. Yet, you are still fighting us all the same. You'd be completer and more whole, then the mistake you have now become."

The two stared at each other for a while. Until Dominus eventually spoke.

"Immortality is ugly. There is no other word for it. And unlike you, I know that. I will forever know that which is why I try to scare these mortals into changing their ways. I am terrifying, I am ugly. Mortals are so beautiful, even with foolish things such as old age. Because that's what makes them so…. interesting."

Despite the literal face of a God being the only thing, it could see. The Reflection tried to look out into the distance, taking in the individual pores and hairs that made up this creature.

"Your kind makes me realize how much I miss being mortal. I could've had so many different experiences that could've just…happened. You know? Making every tale a fascinating one. I once looked into a dimension at random, and I saw myself with a gun, shooting an Angel. Me, right now, I could do that, and I could replicate it in a thousand different ways if I wanted.

Yet, the version of me in that dimension. That will be more interesting than anything I could come up with. Or you for that matter. That dimension became the way it was, because it just happened. "

I've learned throughout all my meddling. Giving worlds a slight push in another direction, is more interesting than the cold calculated plan that your old fucks came up with billions of years ago. And that is something you could never understand, because you've lost so much of your mortal side. Something that you will never get back."

The Reflection made sure to look Diligentia in the eyes for this one.

"I would rather be a mortal observer, and the occasional interfering little shit that you think I am. Then the immortal, overseeing, contempt with their place in the universe. Living off the foolish slaves that you force into your body. Barely creating anything these days but making sure nothing interferes with your precious system.

Fat, lazy, oh so shallow fool, that you and whatever remains of your race, that you are now. I feel like I could say more, but my boredom has grown so much to the point where I can't even remember what I was trying to say besides that part. Though you wouldn't get it anyway. Because let's face it."

The Reflection leaned up, to the point where it could bump its head with the giant.

"You're not even really immortal." It whispered.

Diligentia moved so fast that no mortal eye or camera could track how fast it tried to bite and swallow the Reflection. Yet, all he found in its mouth was pavement.

"Got to be faster than that." The Reflection said from a rooftop, tuning a guitar in its hands.

"I will consume you for the good of all living things! For you are an insult to life itself!" Diligentia roared.

"The life inside you, or the life you didn't even really help create?"

Diligentia stood up quickly and regenerated its many tentacles.

"You massive hypocrite! You've consumed even more than me! Not only have you eaten my own, but you've even gone after your own kind!"

The Reflection had been focusing on tuning its guitar. Though, when it heard what was just said. It stopped, its entire body tensing up. Staying silent and as still as a statue. Until it started dragging its fingers across the metal strings. Making a hideous sound.

It then turned to Diligentia with an evil grin.

"They were especially memorable, and tasty."

Diligentia roared, as every tentacle attacked the rooftop all at once, from all possible angles. There was no possible direction for the Reflection to escape. Yet, when all the tentacles collided. They became all twisted and tied up with each other. And Dominus was standing on top of all of them.

"That was close. Though no matter what you do. You can't kill me." The Reflection said, finishing tuning his guitar.

"You will die today, Dominus! Your power might be great, but you have a weakness! I will find it, and you will join a noble cause!" Diligentia retracted all of his tentacles.

Along with visibly charging them up to move faster. Making his head turn red, which made Dominus laugh.

"HA HA HA! Your face! It looks like you're taking a massive shit!"

"Laugh all you want, but once these are fully charged. These will move so fast that even you will never be able to avoid them."

"Really? Well then, I'll tell you something. Do you want to know my weakness?"

Diligentia was taken aback by this. Only for Dominus to make good on his promise.

"Out there! Do you see that kid!? Outside the invisible field!" Dominus shouted, cuing Shinji to wave. He was also holding a guitar.

"That's my past self, my real actual past self. If you can pierce the barrier. You'll end up killing me. Typical time travel conundrum stuff." The Reflection said.

Diligentia smirked at that.

"So that's why this place looked so familiar. Well in that case. I'll attack the real Shinji, who has been mimicking your every movement. Because I know one weakness that has gone unsaid for years. Even with all illusions, speed, and God-like abilities. You're a showman, having mortals watch you is the true source of your power. And who else is a better audience member than yourself?"

Dominus seemed to become genuinely scared.

"Oh shit. SHINJI MO-"

The tentacles were seemingly already there. They moved them so fast, not even Dominus could dodge them. There was blood everywhere on each tentacle. As they targeted all the secret hidden clones of Dominus, like when they first appeared out of the corpse of Sachiel. Some even managed to pierce the barrier and obliterated the Shinji out there.

Whichever Shinji was the real one. It didn't matter anymore; he was for sure dead. The Reflection appeared again, right on the hills but still inside the barrier. Slowly fading away, clutching its chest and visibly short of breath.

"Damn you." It barely got out.

"I can tell that you wanted to die. Too bad you couldn't play your little song. Now, I'm your only audience member left." Diligentia said, floating over and landing next to its new position.

The Reflection laughed a little bit while coughing up blood.

"Better than nothing." It said, looking past Diligentia. Noticing Sakura in the distance, as well as the cameras. It winked at both of them.

"This next number goes out….to the little girl. Destined to become an old woman. My old self fated to an inevitable painful death. As well as the ones watching from afar. In fact, let's add some sound to their viewing experience."

Diligentia laughed as Dominus supposedly used up its last bit of power. To give the secret viewers the ability to hear what was going on.

"Really? Using your power to give a few old men the ability to hear your terrible music. That song wasn't even written by you. What makes you think it will do any good?"

The Reflection simply looked down and shook its head.

"You….you…..there are no other words for this. You're so fucking dumb."

(Dream On - Aerosmith)

(0:00 to 0:35)

The guitar play was soft, minor key, and moody. Dominus was still weak looking, but it played its instrument flawlessly. The shadows also joined in on drums and bass. Diligentia was so close that he got a good look at them. They all looked almost identical in shape to Dominus's old Shinji form. Though slightly different, the one on the drums was missing an arm, and the one on bass was wearing a dress and had long hair.

It was while looking at them, that Diligentia could make out something. Something, or someone, invisible, standing there watching the band members. Waiting for their cue, the giant made sure to look around. To see if this was a trick brought upon by Dominus, who was secretly watching from afar. It's here that he noticed the little girl Sakura in the distance, and tried to attack her.

Yet, its tentacle bounced right off the invisible barrier. Even though it pierced it earlier. Not only that, it broke. The lost soul, trapped within the tentacle, was finally free. It drifted out of it as a blue spirit and disappeared, while the tentacle itself turned to LCL. Diligentia was about to scream in pain and shock, but it was too late. The lyrics had kicked in.

(0:36 to 1:28)

Every time that I look in the mirror.

The voice was haunting, somber, and worst of all familiar.

All these lines on my face, getting clearer.

Diligentia watched as the invisible band member slowly unveiled itself.

The past is gone…IT went by…like…dusk to dawn.

It was Shinji, suffering a bit from stage fright and covered in blood, yet alive.

Isn't that the way? Everybody's got the dues in life to pay…

Diligentia tried to attack not only the boy, but also the Reflection and its shadows. Yet, all the tentacles bounced right off and broke like before. Not only that, the barrier was closer.

….yeah! I know nobody knows. Where it comes and where it goes. I know it's everybody's sin. You've got to lose to know how to win…

(1:29 to 1:38)

Diligentia's tentacles didn't move on his own accord. They all tried breaking themselves on the new barrier. It was their ticket to freedom. The giant countered this by retracting all of his tentacles, but now had to deal with the closing barrier. With just its fist.

"This won't contain me for long!" He shouted.

"That's the idea." Dominus responded, breaking his unhealthy act.

(1:39 to 2:21)

Half my life's in book's written pages.

Despite not being in the best shape, Diligentia punched the barrier and made a visible crack.

Live and learn from fools and from sages.

Though even with his massive physical strength. All Diligentia could do was slightly damage the field. Not before it regenerated.

You know it's true….oh! All the things….come back to you!

Diligentia fist started glowing, and he brought it down on the barrier.

Sing with me! Sing for the year! Sing for the laughter and sing for the tear! Sing with me if it's just for today! Maybe tomorrow the good Lord will take you away!

(2:22 to 2:42)

Bright flash of light occurred as Diligentia tried to break free. Buildings, streets, and infrastructure began melting in the high heat. And while some pieces of the barrier did fly off like giant pieces of glass. They disintegrated into harmless snow like pieces once they got close to the band members.

Alongside that, it wore Diligentia out pretty quickly. What seemed like an easily breakable surface with this next move. Became a hassle due to Shinji's vocals seeming to make them tougher. Not only that, but the quick regeneration of the barrier meant the giant's arms got stuck in it.

And while all this was happening, the barrier kept on closing in. Only seeming to push Diligentia, nothing else mattered. The giant flailed around, shooting out beams of light from his hand that were easily deflected by Dominus and sent flying up into the atmosphere. Where they exploded into crosses. The giant even tried to command his tentacles to sprout out his hand, but they did not obey. They saw weakness, they saw freedom.

(2:43 to 2:57)

Yeah, sing with me, sing for the year. Sing for the laughter and sing for the tear. Sing with, if just for today. Maybe tomorrow the good Lord will take you away!

Shinji's vocals only continued to make the barrier stronger. And while Diligentia did eventually break his arms free. It was at the cost of his pure white skin, which did regenerate quickly, but it was incredibly painful. And he was still stuck inside the barrier.

(2:58 to 3:01)

The barrier seemed to close in faster as the Reflection played his instrument. Soon, Diligentia looked like a big fish being squeezed into a sardine can.

(3:02 to 3:24)

Dream on, dream on, dream on! Dream until the dream come true!

Both Shinji's and the Reflections synchronicity made the squishing of Diligentia more effective. As the giant started screaming in pain, glowing bright all over, but never being able to effectively crack the barrier like before. It's here that the Reflection turned to Shinji and nodded with a grin.

Dream on, dream on, dream on! Dream until the dream come true!

Shinji took time to breathe in between instrumental breaks and prepared himself.

(3:25 to 3:42)

Dream on, Dream on, Dream on!

DREAM ON! DREAM ON! DREAM ON! DREAM ON! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

As the invisible wall made the final push to crush its foe. Diligentia started screaming in fear, while deciding to activate his self-destruct ability. The problem was that even the sound of the explosion was drowned out by the overwhelming noise of Shinji's singing. Causing a proper cross shape explosion, instead of the miniature supernova that Diligentia intended.

(3:42 to 4:28)

Sing with me, sing for the year! Sing for the laughter and sing for the tear. Sing with me, if it's just for today. Maybe tomorrow the good Lord will take you away. Sing with me, sing for the year! Sing for the laughter and sing for the tear! Sing with me, if it's just for today. Maybe tomorrow the good Lord will take you away.

As a bright light flashed, buildings crumbled and warped around the blast. Tentacles and body parts went flying, crumbling in mid air and looking like snow as their ashes fell. Souls shed their physical white form and were finally free. It was a sight that brought tears to both Sakura and Shinji's eyes.

(End)

Though not all tentacles faded away, some hit the ground right as the song was ending. They began to slither and dig, going down into the Geofront. Where they began to shrink due to them using up most of their power. They slithered through the halls of Central Dogma. Where they found their previous victims of the original NERV staff.

The tiny worm-like tentacles found their way into each of the staff's noses, where they went on to restore their brains. Once that was done, the staff members were left there to rest. As the individual souls left their bodies. Looking like spirits leaving behind their possessed bodies. Though they did make sure to pat them on the heads, or kiss them as an apology.

Meanwhile, on the surface. Shinji and his Reflection watched the snow-like ashes fall, as the explosion slowly started to wane. Eventually, once it completely died out. It showed a devastated Tokyo-3. Many buildings were destroyed or warped around the heat. It looked like the apocalypse.

"Well, at least it isn't underwater." The Reflection remarked.

"Yeah…hey, Dominus?" Shinji asked, a bit woozy.

"Ha! It's weird hearing you of all people saying my new name. Anyway, what's up?" It asked, turning around.

When it saw Shinji starting to wobble a bit. Its expression of slight joy wasn't phased. If anything, it grew happier.

"Is it….normal that I would be….feeling like….this." It soon became hard to speak for the boy.

"Yes." Was all that the Reflection said.

Soon, Shinji fell down, Dominus felt that, but didn't mind. If anything, it embraced that pain. The Reflection slowly walked over to Shinji.

"Step one: Intimidate your past self through God-like powers. Step two: Interact with your past self in multiple different ways. This includes both helpful advice, and boardline attempted suicide. Step Three: Show that despite your hatred towards yourself. You want to help out in some ways. Step Four: Give your past self a taste of power. Step Five: Give your past so much power that it overwhelms their mortal body."

The Reflection made sure to squat down, so he could look Shinji in the eyes. As the boy started to cry tears of blood.

"So that you can properly die. And this isn't even counting how I calculated everyone getting amnesia. So that way when they all wake up, they won't even remember who you were. Not until they look into their databases. That just so happens to be slightly destroyed and tampered with during the battle."

Dominus made sure to lean and whisper this next part into Shinji's ear.

"A world without me, hurting everyone I know. It's pure heaven, isn't it?"

All Shinji could do was gargle up blood in response. It was a miracle he wasn't dead. The Reflection soon got up and looked towards Sakura's direction. Who had been slightly blinded by the massive flash of light. Though her vision was slowly coming back.

"Ah, I forgot to talk about our plan as well. And how having you turn invisible, hang on to the tentacle that Rei turned into. Having your ride after I place you on it. Creating decoys to fool Diligentia into thinking you're really outside. And not hanging for dear life on his chin. Then, being flung through a weak part of the barrier. Isn't exactly good for your health.

All while I told you this plan, not through explaining it to you, but through simple transfer of power and thoughts. I could've told you that verbally and saved you the pain. Though, you should know me by now. You know, fun fact, if you're having fun. It's absolutely painless and doesn't cause the effects that you're suffering from now. Isn't that neat?"

Through some kind of sheer self will. Shinji forced himself to ask a question.

"Why…are…you….telling…(cough)...me this?"

This caused the Reflection to grow back its wicked smile.

"Because we have an audience." It whispered.

A brief silence, as Shinji grew the strength back to ask:

"What?"

"And it would be confusing if there was no explanation. Now would it?" It responded.

With what felt like his last ounce of strength. Shinji managed to ask:

"What…is….this…..audience?"

The Reflection laughed a little bit, as it looked to the ground. Staring with that wicked grin, it's eyes now crying.

"The ones who watched me from a theater. The ones who watched me kill everyone, and enjoyed it. The ones….who couldn't handle the original ending. The one where I finally, naturally smiled. It wasn't good enough, it's never good enough. A world of freedom. But in exchange, there's nothing."

There was a long silence. Shinji's vision began to fade, only for it to come back. As it seemed the Reflection was forcing him to keep living.

"Not yet. Only when I want you too. And this time, you won't have everyone congratulating you. Just like they all want you to be. Now, enough of this monologuing that you will never be able to understand. Let's go mentally traumatize the only one who will possibly remember all of this happening."

The Reflection leaned down, grabbed a hold of Shinji. And the two fell through the ground, teleporting them through his pocket dimension. Knowing full well that if the immense strain didn't kill him. The teleportation whiplash certainly will.


It's official, I'm insane. I confide in random strangers online who should be tearing this story to shreds. I consider suicide every day of my life. And I've never truly had a girlfriend. If you're wondering why this story is absolutely batshit nonsense. This is the reason why.

I don't know if this will drive my audience away. I don't know if this is healthy, or if I'm basically writing my own suicide note. And who knows if my life will change, and I'll go back to relatively normal when I first began to write this. I wonder though, will the quality drop?

Insanity equals quality, at least from a fool like me.

Thanks for the support. I'm also very sorry, don't take anything I say too seriously. I'm just really fucking depressed.

I guarantee you, it's because I actually proofread my material. What true fanfic writer does that?

Bye! See you….sometime.

Oh! Almost forgot:

R.I.P. Mojo Nixon, the artist of such amazing parody/country punk songs like 'Elvis Is Everywhere', 'Redneck Rampage', and 'I BELIEVE!...Donald Trump Can Suck My Dick.'

May your legend live on.