So, a while back I mentioned in one of the updates that I had an idea surrounding TES: Skyrim where a person from our modern world gets thrown into the world of Tamriel – obviously, specifically Skyrim – and has to survive as the Dragonborn. Now is the time for that story. So, what are the details of it?
Well, the first thing that I'll state about this story is that it's inspired by a few others on this site. The first is "Dovah VS Dogs Redux" by Dr Dirtbag (id: 13472358) where a male SI is sent to the world of Kuroinu to save it with the powers of the Dragonborn which has aspects of Skyrim merged into it. The second is "A Madman's Order" by TheBobcat18 (id: 13930089) where a female OC is sent to Skyrim. And lastly "Of Magic and Dragons" by Tim the Technomage (id: 12394098) where another modern-day OC is sent to Skyrim as the Dragonborn but doesn't know it because of amnesia. Now, you may be asking yourself what these three stories have in common, well, it's the Daedric Lord Sheogorath transporting someone against their will somewhere. Almost like a Tamrielic version of Zelrech at times. Now, what does this have to do with this story? Well…
Here's what I got: a modern-day self-insert – obviously based on me and my personality – gets isekai'd into the world of Tamriel, and Skyrim in particular, by Sheogorath and is given "gifts" to defeat the big bads of the game (Alduin, Harkon, and Miraak) as well as the various guild bosses. The gifts in question are first and foremost the ability of the Dragonborn. But what else? Well, the power of the GAMER. For the uninitiated, GAMER is a very popular manhua (manga but made in Korea and primarily made to be consumed via swiping up on a phone instead of reading it like physical print media as manga is) where the main character is given the superpower to gamify their life and level up certain aspects of their life as if it were a video game. Many stories on this site have taken inspiration from this story or outright used the power system from it. I am going to be doing the latter with it.
How am I going to make it work? Well, the first thing to make it easy on me is instead of creating a brand-new power system or magic system is to use the one already in place created by Todd Howard which is perfectly balanced™, however, there will be some slight appends to it. Mostly in the form of a new couple of skill trees correlated with skills, one of which will operate independently of the normal leveling and skill system and only activate in certain scenarios and subskill trees of this skill tree operate independently of each other as well and level themselves up like the normal skills and when leveled up will grant either feats, unique learned spells, or unique perks. And while I'm being a bit mysterious with this right now, it will be revealed as to what this all is.
Now, the final thing: mods. What is a great Skyrim experience without mods? Well, as hinted previously, the additional skill trees will be part of this "mod," but there are others. The first is appearance-based mods, such as one I like to dub "beautiful elves" because we all know the elves in the TES games look like they got hit with an ugly stick. This is also where things such as user-generated content IRL can be referenced. Such as the spell that transmutes anything into wheels of cheese or allows you to cast a spear of cheese as a weapon. Or makes a stream of damaging magic which is basically the Saints Row 4 dubstep gun. This will also allow me to bring in other spells, weapons, or characters from various, other mediums as either references, companions, or love interests (like the aforementioned dubstep spell, Casca/Guts from Berserk, or the elves/Princess Knights from Kuroinu). This will obviously be subject to change as the story develops. So, with that stated, time to get the rest of this preface written up. One last note is that this will be primarily be written from a first-person perspective from the perspective of the self-insert.
Title: [undecided]
Rating: M for language, violence, and sexual themes (some chapters in the future might edge into explicit territory but if this happens it will be disclaimed).
Pairing(s): m!SI/Serana (eventually), m!SI/other females. There aren't a whole lot of female characters that are really interesting in the game besides Serana who is a companion. The only others would be "modded-in" characters who could serve as companions as well.
Summary: I thought my life was over when a semi-careened into me, but a mad god decided that I should have to go around an entirely new yet familiar world for his amusement. It definitely doesn't help that the women are a lot more forward than I remember too. Why did Sheogorath make me the Dragonborn during the events of Skyrim?
Disclaimer: I own nothing other than my copy of MS Word and my desktop. TES: Skyrim belongs to Microsoft and Bethesda and all other references belong to their respective rights holders. I only own originally created characters or scenarios. See the forward for the full disclaimer.
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[Play "I've got you babe" by Sonny and Cher].
If there was one thing that I can definitely say I didn't see coming, it was getting t-boned at a completely empty intersection by a semi-truck. It was like one of those isekai anime; the type where a truck – affectionately known as truck-kun – comes literally out of nowhere at highway speeds and hits whoever his fated target is for the day. This had been a meme for well over fifteen years by the time this thought crossed my mind. What was the last anime I watched? Konosuba?
My life passed before my eyes in rapid succession. I don't know how, but I remembered my early childhood that I had thought I had forgotten. I remembered my grade school and high school years, some of which I wasn't too proud of from a few incidents of bad grades and bad social interaction that I had basically put on myself. Then came the very lonesome college years where I just studied, didn't make many friends, and entered the workforce immediately upon graduating. Then working as a borderline wage slave for the next decade until I found myself where I am now. Not leaving anyone behind except my family, and no significant other in my life; never had that much luck in that department.
"You have regrets?" an amorphous voice asks.
Well, yeah. Doesn't everyone?
"What if you did not die, what would that mean to you?"
I mean, I'd like to not die in the prime of my life. Find someone to love, maybe even make a few kids along the way. Have a life that I can be proud to live.
"An ample goal.," the voice replied. "Agree to work for me and I will grant you a life that you can be proud of living."
Doing what?
"Well, that's kind of the problem. You have just long enough before you hit the pavement to agree to my little deal or decline and go on to… wherever your kind goes when you die."
If I was about to die, then what was the worst that could happen, then? I guess I agree.
"Excellent! Hold on tight! I hope you haven't eaten anything today."
What felt like a hook being pulled at from behind my navel and vertigo filled my senses as my vision turned white and then black.
"Have a nice trip!"
I don't know how much time passed, but I felt myself impact the ground which made me let out an "Umph." I sat up and found myself in a forest. Either this was some kind of pre-death hallucination, or that voice kept his word. Looking around, the ground had patches of snow and pine trees surrounded me. Looking up in the sky, I saw what appeared to be two planetary objects. As in planets, for some reason, they looked familiar.
'Booting up modules,' text appeared before my eyes like a HUD overlay.
"What?" I ask.
'GAMER module loaded. Loading parameters… done.'
"Wait… GAMER?" That name rang a bell; I just couldn't place my finger on it.
'Loading mod list…
'Elven beauty… done.
'KI companion pack… done.
'Guts and co. companion pack… done.
'Expanded Hearthstone player home… done.'
"Wait… Hearthstone, wasn't that a DLC for-?"
'Behavioral modifications… done.
'Societal modifications… done.
'Expanded player and companion clothing… done.
'Expanded smithing tree… done.
'[Redacted] skill tree… done.'
"Wait a second…"
'[Redacted] magic skill tree… done.
'Expanded deities and domains… done.
'Body modifications… done.'
'You may review these mods at any time after the cutscene.'
"Cutscene?"
"Hey you!" someone shouted. I turned around to see a man in full steel armor throwing a fist in my face and me passing out.
I heard the crushing of gravel under hoof and snow. The air was cold and miserable. I had a pounding headache that felt like I had been hit by a pile of bricks. Or a semi-truck. I felt myself moving, the bumps causing me to sway. My eyes slowly opened and before me sat a man with his hands bound. He had long hair braided to keep it as neat as possible. A beard too that looked a bit unkept. I recognized this man.
Oh, God. Oh, God, no!
"Hey, you. You're finally awake."
Fuuuuuuuuck!
I looked to my right and left; I was in the Dragonborn's position.
I was in Skyrim.
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The opening railroad scene which you're always forced to go through and is the bane of speedrunners and repeat players to the point mods were installed to just spawn you in? It played out exactly like the game did. The one thief tried to run and was bodied by one of the archers; though, granted the placement of the shot wouldn't have killed him outright. The guy probably bled out slowly and suffocated from a punctured lung. And if he didn't die from the punctured lung, he'd die from the town going up in flames in a few minutes if not from exposure. In the end, though, it didn't matter how he died, just that he died like the game scripted him to every time. But then I was brought to the officer and asked my name. All of them were going to die anyway, so I decided to be a little shit about it.
"Mike Litoris."
"My clitoris," the officer said completely unaware as she wrote it down and then paused as she realized what she said. "Oh, very funny, prisoner," she rolled her eyes as the other officer shoved me in line to join the chopping block.
The same guy says his ancestors are smiling upon him and if they'll do the same for the rest of everyone here. There are the sounds of dragons in the distance despite no one knowing what a dragon sounds like. Frankly, the only reason I know is because of Skyrim. The sounds are borderline the same, but in real life, they're much more intimidating. But that guy ate shit via axe and I was then shoved forward. The exact script of the game. I was lined up and before the executioner could swing, Alduin landed on the small wall tower, Shouted, and everyone fell over as meteors started to fall. Why I expected Thomas the Tank engines, I don't know.
I knew that they were a possibility due to the prior knowledge of the mod, just didn't know why I expected them to appear now of all times.
Everyone scattered and I ran towards the tower that you always did during the opening of the game. Getting inside, there was very little reprieve as going up the tower, Alduin entered in and breathed fire. Probably in an attempt to kill me. I ran out and jumped into the next house which was on fire. I jumped down from there and ran to the keep that served as dungeons and a military outpost for Helgen. I heard the yelling of the Stormcloak guy and joined him. After all, fuck the Empire, they tried to kill me for no reason. He released me from my bindings, found out he was a werewolf, and had to don the armor of a dead person and take up a melee weapon for the first time.
It wasn't like I was a stranger to weapons. Back before this whole… isekai thing I used to both make and shoot guns.
Granted, I never had to kill anyone before. I prayed to every god that I knew of that I'd live a peaceful life and not have to.
Today, that changed.
I pulled the steel sword of Imperial make out of a soldier's guts. I had stabbed him. Listened to instincts that I never knew I had and dodged his swing only to bury a blade in his guts. Watch as the life drained from his eyes.
"Are you alright?" the Stormcloak guy asked.
"I… I…"
"Never had to kill anyone before?" he asked. "I can tell." He placed a hand on my shoulder. "I can't tell you for certain, but it'll get easier."
"How can you justify taking another life?" I ask. It was a bit ironic. I was always ready to take another with my concealed carry or home defense setup should someone present themselves as a clear and present danger to me. Also, a bit hypocritical. I knew that the Stormcloaks and Empire were at war.
"We are at war. The Empire didn't give us a chance to surrender or even explain what was happening outside. They attacked without provocation."
"Would you have done the same?" I ask.
He admittedly shrugged, "I don't know. Maybe, maybe not." He slapped my shoulder. "Come, we should get out of here before that dragon collapses this keep."
We made our way through the dungeon and killed a few more Imperial soldiers who didn't stand down. Then we got to the part I was most confused by: the fact that a spider nest and a bear were in this cave system. You'd think that the guards would have cleared this out to prevent infestations. Or, in the case of what we were doing, escaping from an unbeatable force. Kind of defeats the purpose when you're caught between a spider with killer venom and an opposing force.
The guy advised sneaking past it. While I had infinite lives in virtual reality, I didn't have that here and I had a feeling that I couldn't fight a bear currently. Not unless I somehow got a .50 BMG rifle in the following seconds. Somehow, we did sneak past it, and emerging from the cave he called me over to a boulder to hide as Alduin shouted once more.
The massive, jet-black dragon flew off, not sparing Helgen, or us, a glance.
"We survived," he sighed in exhaustion. He then looked at me and said, "You should head down to Riverwood. Tell Alvor that I sent you, he'll get you a room at the inn for the night."
"You don't think the Empire knows who I am, do you?" I ask.
He shrugged. "You were caught trying to cross the border. They don't keep track of anything like that all too often. Plus, I have a feeling that Mike Litoris is not your name."
"You're goddamn right it's not," I murmured.
"All they have is your general build, hair color, and race. Nord, right?" I did have Scandinavian in my blood along with a lot of Germanic. And British. I proceeded to nod. "You look like every other Nord out there. Unless you answer to that name, you should be fine."
"Do you mind if we travel to Riverwood together?" I ask. "Highwaymen will be less likely to try to prey on us if there's two of us. Safety in numbers, after all."
"You're really not from around here, are you?" I shook my head 'no.' "I suppose we could travel together, at least as far as Riverwood. After that, you're on your own."
And so, we traveled the few miles walk along the twisting road until we reached the Standing Stones. I ended up taking the Mage stone.
"A magic user, huh?" he asked.
"Not a bad way to at least learn how to use magic, right?"
"Not really playing toward your strengths isn't really a good idea normally."
When I touched it, I felt a power invade me like a warm river. It passed and what appeared was a dialog box.
'You have accepted the mark of the Mage Stone. You may change your Standing Stone blessing at any time.'
Not that I didn't already know that. We proceeded to keep walking towards Riverwood. As we did, I saw some wolves hanging out in the trees. However, they didn't approach. They seemed to realize that there were two humans that were armed and it wasn't worth their time. This was different from what happened in the game, those wolves were hard-coded to attack to demonstrate the random encounters that you could encounter while traveling from landmark to landmark before you could fast-travel to them.
We entered the town and no one stopped us. Mr. Stormcloak walked up to Alvor. "Alvor, good to see you again," he greeted.
"You, I thought you ran off to join that rebellion," Alvor accused.
"I did, but I'm calling in that life debt you owe me."
"Go on," he growled.
"Forget that you saw me. And for one night, pay for the room and board for my companion here. He saved my life during the dragon attack in Helgen and I owe him. I'm transferring the majority of my debt from me to him to return the favor." Alvor looked me up and down with an extremely critical eye. "He's not involved with us."
"Go, get out of my sight," he told the Stormcloak, "I'll honor your debt."
"Consider us even."
"Next time I see you, I will take you to the guards, dead or alive."
"You'll never see me again," he said. He then turned to me, "Peace in your travels, traveler. May whatever gods you believe in guide your feet." And with that, he was gone.
I turn to Alvor and say, "Life debt?"
"Don't worry about it," he grumbled. "You aren't involved in the rebellion?"
"No, sir," I reply. "I just got here this morning." He gave me the same glare as before. "You're telling the truth. Good." I noticed his forge. "You fancy yourself a smith?"
"A fledgling one, maybe."
"Provide your own materials and you can use my forge as you please." He pointed to the tavern with his chin. "Follow me."
He walked towards the inn and as I did, I was able to look Riverwood over a bit closer. It was a lot larger than it was in Skyrim. I assume that it was smaller just due to the limitations of technology. There were at least thirty buildings total from farmhouses, storehouses, warehouses, and storefronts on the main street. As we walked, it was almost a full city block, I could see that the women wore clothing that was a lot more… scandalous than I was expecting to see. He walks into the inn and I follow. He proceeds to walk up to the bartender/innkeeper who I notice to be Delphine of the Blades. Though, at this point, I shouldn't know this.
"Delphine," Alvor greets.
"Alvor," she greets in return. "Time for your mid-day ale?"
"No," he says as he pulls out a small coin purse and sets out fifty Septims on the counter. "This is for one night's stay for my… companion here," he grumbled, "as well as any food or drink he may require."
"Alvor? Being generous?" she said in faux shock. "Who are you and what have you done with the Alvor I know?"
"He went nowhere," he growled. "I owe someone a favor, I'm repaying it. Whatever he doesn't use, return to me." And with that, he left.
"Such a wonderful ball of sunshine, isn't he?" Delphine asked me with a grin. "Don't worry about it, he's always like that."
"He did offer to let me use his forge, as long as I brought my own materials," I say.
"That's more than most will get from him," she replied in surprise. "Usually he doesn't let anyone touch anything that isn't the grinding wheel for a fee." She then pulled out a small menu on a piece of parchment. This wasn't what I was expecting. "So, what do you want?" I looked at it, and the runes written on the parchment shifted to English. I blinked in complete surprise.
"Mead and stew," I say.
"I'll get the cook on it. Let me show you to your room until tomorrow." She took me to the room adjacent to the one that held the secret passage to the basement. "Did you want anything else right away? Perhaps a whore to warm your bed?" The way she said this, it wasn't a question of condescension, but of a business inquiry.
"Uhh… no. No, thank you," I say nervously. Never had I been borderline solicited before.
She got a grin, "Ah, a virgin, eh? I happen to know a few girls who love gobbling up a man's purity. In fact, they specialize in it." Seeing that I didn't jump on the request she laughed. "Well, the day is still young, if you change your mind before tonight, let me know. I know a few maidens who might be interested in a hot and heavy night."
With that, she left and closed the door behind her. Obviously, she was letting me get settled in. I laid down on the bed and draped my arm over my eyes. As I did this, I heard a ping. Inside my vision, a HUD appeared.
'HUD loading complete.'
What? As I thought this, the familiar HUD finished appearing.
'Mods have been installed.' The only thing that appeared was a 'view' option. 'Please think the option on screen,' appeared after. 'Mod list' appeared. 'Please think of the line which you want to view.'
Ok? GAMER.
'The GAMER mod allows you to modify your life as if it were a video game. Assign stats and level-ups to achieve more power. At any time, think "menu" to view the standard menu.'
Elven Beauty.
'Elven beauty does exactly as described. Elves appear traditionally attractive, sexy, and beautiful as portrayed in various forms of media; not as they are portrayed in the Elder Scrolls series.'
That made sense, the elves – or mer as they were referred to in lore – were sort of ugly. Well, the Falmer had it coming since they were perverted from their original forms, but the rest? They looked like they were bashed repeatedly in the face by an ugly stick. That did make me wonder what they did look like. I'm going to be honest, I may or may not have a thing for elves.
'The KI companion pack adds the characters from the infamous visual novel and hentai series Kuroinu to your game world. Recruit Claudia, Alicia, Prim, Kaguya, Maia, and Luu-Luu of the Princess Knights and Celestine, their leader and the dark elf duo of Olga and Chloe as companions on your journey as well as potential love interests. Listen to rumors at the various inns for hints as to their locations.'
Wait, the Princess Knights, Celestine, Olga, and Chloe? These infamous characters were in the world? I may have to do some searching. Chloe, Olga, Celestine, Alicia, and Prim were always my favorite girls from the series. They had the best character design.
No other reason like Olga being a powerful sorceress or anything.
'Guts and co. companions include Guts, Casca, and a few other members of the Band of the Hawk are available for recruitment on your adventures. Listen for rumors to their locations.'
Ok, Guts? He's badass. I wonder if he'd be willing to teach certain skills like other NPCs will do for money.
'Expanded Hearthstone player home adds additional crafting recipes to allow you to customize your home from making it larger and more cozy to adding secret chambers for late-night rendezvous with lovers.'
Was… this telling me that you could make a sex room? Do you know what? I'm not going to worry about it until I get my hands on one of the plots of land. After all, I have to become a Thane of each hold to even get that so that is definitely future me's problem.
'Societal modifications. The society of Skyrim and the surrounding countries have been modified to be more accepting if not outright preaching the changes. This includes polyamory/multiple spouses, casual sex between unmarried persons outside of whoring, and revealing clothing. Each city may have its different values, so don't assume one set of values applies to another.'
That… would explain Delphine's proposition to find me a whore. It wasn't like this time period in real life was free from casual sex or prostitution. It was extremely common. After all, it was called 'the world's oldest profession' for a reason.
'Behavior modifications. Characters once potentially opposed to certain actions will be more willing to go along with it.'
And that pretty much confirmed it. If this were to be believed, Olga, who was a staunch anti-man woman until she was pretty much mind-broken, would be much more receptive to someone propositioning her. Or maybe was it because I'm the main character and therefore it only applies to me. I'm… going to have to look into this.
'Expanded player and companion clothing adds additional armor sets and casual clothing for both the player (you) and your companions. These can be crafted with the appropriate skill level or purchased from clothing vendors.'
Knowing modders, I had a feeling what that'd include. Lingerie would be one. Boob armor would be another. Granted, the Kuroinu girls already wore what was basically lingerie as armor. I'd have to look into that further. Considering that absolute fever dream this has been, I wouldn't be surprised if there was armor from Dark Souls or other popular series in this.
'Expanded smithing tree has added additional items for you to craft from raw materials. Discover what you can create! Also, see what you can enchant as well!'
I'd probably need to take Alvor upon seeing what I could make at his forge. Granted I had like maybe a hundred gold. I had an inventory of things I still had yet to sell. How that stuff just… disappeared shocked me. And the Stormcloak guy didn't even react. It was like it was completely normal for him to see. Same with enchanting, I'll need to see once I reach Dragonsreach in Whiterun what I can do.
'The [redacted] skill tree will unlock once you do a specific action. Skills will accrue separately from normal skills to be spent.'
That made me raise an eyebrow. What could that even be? There wasn't a whole lot it could be. After all, it was described as being a completely separate skill tree that used a different set of skill points rather than the original game's normal skill tree. Nah… it couldn't be some kind of sex-based one, right?
Right?
'The [redacted] skill tree will only be unlocked upon a certain action being performed as well as discovering a specific book. Check the misc. quests for the location of this book.'
Ok… that sort of solidified it as something sex-based. It's the trope I'd think of. After all, the Kuroinu girls were in this. If it was just Guts and Casca I'd assume it'd be something different. But with girls that were explicitly from an explicit h-doujin, hentai, and visual novel? It could only be something involving sex.
Maybe I should take Delphine up on the bed warmer?
'Expanded deities adds new gods and goddesses to the world of Tamriel. Garner their favor to obtain gifts, skills, and traits associated with their domains.'
That wasn't very specific. Considering that the Kuroinu girls were mentioned, I assumed that Celestine's goddess would be one. As for the others, they'd be completely up in the air.
'Body modifications. You may modify your body to reflect what you desire.'
Wait.
I went to the mirror in the room and looked at myself. The appearance that was in it was completely different from my pre-isekai self. I considered myself frumpy, maybe a bit overweight but not obese, and not ripped at all. But I was ripped, looked like a chiseled god, and looked like I slayed pussy.
Is that what the kids call it these days?
I went over what I knew. I was in Skyrim. I looked like Adonis or something. And I was guaranteed to be the Dragonborn.
What's next?
To be continued…?
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And with that, this is another pilot chapter complete. There's a lot of ideas in here. Yes, I know I didn't really cover the GAMER aspects of this as much. More so, I didn't know what exactly I wanted to use as stats as, after all, all of Skyrim's are all based on usage of a skill or attack type. Unlike a lot of the other GAMER fics out there that use GAMER as a backbone, Skyrim uses different stats, you only see the level-up screen and your character gaining stronger in a skill as they perform it. It will be interesting to see how I can make this work. After all, while you improve certain skill trees, there isn't explicit "ayy, you improved this skill by 3 points" it's "due to using this skill it's improved to level 20" and so on.
But, let's get a little bit into the "mods" that were added. Yes, there's a lot of potential. The big one is the added characters. After all, Skyrim companions where you could marry them weren't really all that in-depth. For example, one character I married in one run was just the one shopkeeper lady that ran one of the stands in Whiterun. I know there are others, but it's not like Fallout where the characters in New Vegas and 4 had some personality to them. The only character that had personality in Skyrim was Serana but I don't ever remember her being romanceable; though a lot of people want to if FFN is anything to go by for tags. As for explicit material, I don't know if that'll happen or not. After all, this is just a pilot; not just that, but FFN has been a bit weird with explicit writings on this site. Some, like the "Eostia: Harem Quest" story I've mentioned a few times, has its entire story here and on AO3 – crossposted in case it gets nuked from FFN – but other creators who have done similar works have been nuked from this site. It's not entirely clear what's "kosher" and what's not in terms of the M rating. I don't have my own website for these things nor do I intend to create a paywalled content site profile (the one that starts with a P that's been censored here or any of its alternatives) to release that content since a lot of this isn't original work, it's derivative work based on existing properties and that gets into some weird legal grey zones.
On to real-life stuff. It's been a while since I last uploaded anything. We had another guy leave our team which had made work fairly heavy and me unable to upload as much as I would like. I'm currently working on a pair of videos for YouTube involving Pokémon where I talk about bringing a Pokémon from my physical copy of Sapphire up to modern hardware. The second is me talking about Pokémon as a series. I expect the second of these two videos to be at least an hour long. I don't know how long the first one will be. But a lot of it hinges on me finishing the Ultra games and sending all my mons from Gens 6 and 7 up to Bank and then to Home. It's going to be a whole thing, that much a I know for certain considering I do all my own editing as well. I've been working on some other projects. One of the 3d printing groups I follow released some new files and I wanna make it happen. I may or may not upload something in regard to that. We'll see. I've been trying to be more social again to various degrees of success and non-success.
As for other projects. I'm still working on some other mentioned projects I've brought up before. For example, a couple of Fate crossovers, a Persona 5 idea in which Joker gets all of the romanceable girls, a couple of Cyberpunk (2077/Edgerunners) ideas, and so on. Some are trapped in development hell and I really want to work on them because I think they're interesting ideas.
With that being said, I don't know if this will be my last upload for the year. Regardless, I want to wish you all a Merry Christmas or whatever else you celebrate. Stay safe, don't do anything I would do. And if this is the last upload of the year, I'll see you all next year in whatever I decide to release next.
