Daffy Duck Cuts off the Police Chief's Nose (Red Nose day 2024)

This is a special Red Nose Day 2024 Fanfic.

Set in the end of the shit Powerpuff girls ep 'A Very Special Blossom', where Daffy Duck appears and cuts off the shithead police chief's nose.

This is also my 222nd Fanfic!

[ i do not and never ever will own PPG or LT]


[This continues from when Blossom got her sentence announced]

"It is very sad... but the law is the law!"

Just as Blossom was to be taken away for her sentence, there was a crash, as Daffy Duck [Looney Tunes] burst in.

ANd he was mighty fucking pissed.

"What the?" Buttercup said. "Who's this guy?" she asked Bubbles, who just shrugged.

"I am Daffy Duck." Daffy Duck said, "And I'm here to deal justice for your sister!"

"Excuse me," the officer interrupted, "I am an officer of the law, and unintended break-ins are punishable by arrest!"

"The only one that's punishable is you, you despicable shithead!" Daffy said, pointing accusingly at the police chief.

Everyone gasped.

"Me?!" the police chief said, gobsmacked. "What have I done?"

"You punished Blossom for her theft, instead of forgiving her!" Daffy snapped. "You're despicable!"

"I'm sorry," the police chief said, "but the law is the law! She broke the law, so she has to pay for it!"

"NO SHE DOESN'T!" Daffy snapped. "YOU'RE A BIG FAT FUCKING SHITHEAD BITCH NIGGA!"

Everyone gasped at what Daffy said [again].

"How dare you call me that!" the police chief snapped.

"I'LL CALL YOU WHATEVER I LIKE, YOU BIG FAT FUCKING SHITHEAD BITCH NIGGA!" a very pissed off Daffy shouted. "And do you know what I do to BIG FAT FUCKING SHITHEAD BITCH NIGGAs like you?!"

"I'm almost afraid to ask," said the police chief, "but what is it?"

Daffy then marched up to the shithead police chief, and with some very sharp hedge clippers, CUT OFF THE SHITHEAD POLICE CHIEF'S NOSE.

THE SHITHEAD POLICE CHIEF BURST INTO TEARS AS BLOOD POURED OUT FROM WHERE HIS NOSE WAS.

HE RAN OUT OF THE ROOM CRYING HIS EYES OUT.

Everyone stared with shocked expressions at what had just happened.

"Good." Daffy said. He turned to Blossom, and said, "You'll thank me for this later." Then he LEFT THE ROOM, and was gone.

"Uhhh, I'm welcome?" Blossom said to no one in particular.


[CLASSIC PPG ending, but with black and cyan hearts instead of pink and white ones]

"And so, once again, despite the strange and alternately bizzare circumstances, the day is saved, thanks to... Daffy Duck!" SAID THE PPG NARRATOR.

"That Police chief was a shithead." Daffy said to the viewers.

'THE END'


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