It was a nice day as Zee heads to the store to buy Luke a gift for his birthday in a few weeks. Nothing was too good for him.
"What to get him?" She asks herself, then sees a nice spear and buys it for Diana, who would be turning 18 years old soon enough.
She sees a cool stage designing set that Luke would love.
Luke was walking through Metropolis High, seeing Oliver Queen as he hisses.
"You!" Oliver Queen says.
"YOU!" Luke hisses.
"Okay, enough." Dinah says.
"That joke is attending school here?!" Oliver Queen says.
"I'm the joke?! Look at yourself!" Luke hissed. "I'm going to rip all that blonde hair straight from your head!"
"At least mine is better than that blonde mop you call a head of hair!" Oliver Queen says.
"Guys!" Dinah says.
"I. Will. End. You!" Luke hisses.
"No, I will end you!" Oliver Queen says.
"Don't make me shove my foot up your ass!" Luke screamed. "You'll end up seeing it for days!"
"Don't make me shove an arrow through your leg!" Oliver Queen says.
"Okay, okay, you two just need to settle this like men." Dinah says.
"With a fight to the death? Gladly!" Oliver Queen says.
"It's on!" Luke hissed.
"How about an act-off?" Dinah says.
"That joke can act? Ha! Don't make me laugh." Oliver Queen says.
Zee soon came. "Hey, what's going on?" She asked.
"Those two are gonna have an act-off." Dinah says.
"Cool!" Zee says.
"They nearly killed each other." Dinah says. Zee gasped.
Soon word spread through Metropolis High. Oliver Queen's teammates were surprised to hear about this.
"Oliver, you're going up against Luke Huntington?!" Barry asked.
"He's an actor on stage and screen!" Garth says.
"Soon, I will be in all these movies instead of him." Oliver Queen says.
"I would hate to be you right now, Oliver." Hal says.
"Come on, I can handle Luke. Besides, could your team beat Garrett's team in a football match?" Oliver Queen asked.
"Yeah, for sure!" Hal says. "I got my lucky socks and everything!"
Oliver Queen goes to prepare.
Luke was hissing in the mirror as he was preparing.
"What are you doing?" Luna asked.
"Preparing to crush Oliver Queen. He will bow down to me…" Luke hissed.
"I could easily beat that Hal Jordan…" Garrett says.
"Good luck." Lana says to Luke.
"Knock 'em dead!" Lola says.
"I will." Luke says.
The day of the act-off arrived. All of Metropolis High was there to see it.
"Oliver will win." Dinah says.
"We'll see." Zee says.
Just then, Luke steps in, blaring "I Don't F*** With You" by Big Sean as he sings the chorus and the song to Oliver Queen.
"OHHHH!" A lot of students say.
Oliver Queen's friends were in shock. "Let. The. Act-Off. Begin." Oliver Queen says, his face a very interesting shade of crimson red.
"Dude, you're screwed." Atticus says to Oliver Queen.
"Sing that song again!" A lot of students shouted at Luke. Luke ushers Zee on stage with him.
"It's time for you to help me deal with our rival, my love." Luke says. "Help me put an act together to relate to this song."
"Oh, of course, Lukey!" Zee says, dashing backstage with him as the Metropolis High auditorium fills with students.
"How dare he!" Oliver Queen screams. "I'm gonna show him!"
"And how will you do that?" Barry asked.
"Dinah." Oliver Queen says.
"What?" Dinah says.
"I need your help." Oliver Queen says.
"What can I do to help you?" Dinah asked.
"So what does the loser have to do?" Zee asked Luke.
"If he loses, he is going to do the same thing I made Shane do in the ANH Season 8 finals." Luke says.
"And what was that, exactly?" Zee asked.
"Ass-kissing. If he loses, he has to do it in front of the whole school. He will be forced to kiss the most famous ass in the whole world. Mine." Luke says. Zee grinned.
"Can I film it?" Zee asked.
"Of course, my love." Luke says and kisses Zee.
"Wait, you want to go to school here?!" Zee asked.
"Maybe, maybe not. I'm mostly here to show Oliver Queen who the better actor is. Ready to show him, love? Our rival needs to learn that he doesn't mess with us." Luke says.
"Born ready." Zee says.
Lucy watched as Oliver Queen and Dinah went first.
They do a scene from Romeo and Juliet. Luke was smirking as he watched.
"Typical Oliver…always takes the Shakespeare route…" Zee says.
Atticus smiled, knowing he could win.
"Beat that, blonde mop." Oliver Queen says to Luke.
"Oh, believe me, I will." Luke says.
Soon, Luke comes out on stage with Zee, dressed in neon splatter shirts, black pants, and sneakers.
"Ladies and gentlemen, our act has a song we would like to send out to a certain actor named Oliver Queenand of course, this is a song that I have chosen especially for him." Luke says.
"I Don't F*** With You" by Big Sean begins to play as Luke and Zee do their act and sing the song.
Oliver Queen was shaking his head. "Such dishonor, both of them." Oliver Queen says.
"Dude, they're directing it at you." Atticus says.
"You are so screwed." Barry says.
"You both suck!" a guy says.
Oliver Queen froze as he turned around to see Floyd.
"Oh, Oliver, meet me outside after this dumb competition." he says walking out.
"Atticus, you gotta help me. Aren't you known as the ace?" Oliver Queen asked.
"Yeah, I do have a good track history. All right, I'll help, mainly because I'm not gay." Atticus says, cracking his knuckles. "I just hope this doesn't make me Luke's rival." Atticus says as he dashed off.
The whole school went insane for Luke and Zee. They even did an encore, bringing Oliver Queen to stand center stage as if they were actually serenading him with it.
Suddenly, there were gunshots as Oliver ducked and hid as he ran to get ready.
"What the?!" Zee asked.
Green Arrow arrives, but sees Deadshot. And Cheshire, Blood Rose, and Dark Arrow.
"What is the meaning of this?!" Luke asked.
"Green Arrow, you're dead now!" Deadshot says as Wolf Titan came in. Fans cheered as he punched Dark Arrow in the face. Deadshot shot bullets as Wolf Titan avoided them.
Luke goes to get suited up.
Green Arrow shot arrows at Cheshire, who dodged.
Wolf Titan was doing really well, but Elemental Equalizer arrived as the heroes took out the trash.
Later….
"Okay, round 2." Oliver Queen says as he goes to get ready, planning on having Atticus help him.
"Luke's in trouble, cause this is Atticus's home turf and Atticus is pretty famous." Kara says.
"We can take 'em," Zee says. Luke felt his confidence fall as he looked down.
"Come on Luke, we can take them. Call your friends or something." Zee says.
"For once, I think I just lost." Luke says. "My confidence is now shot."
He walks out of the auditorium to be alone.
Zee glared. "Oliver, you cheater!" Zee says.
"Starting to miss my pals…" Atticus thought.
Luke was outside the auditorium.
"Oh, Luke, ready to give up? I had these sweaters knitted." Oliver Queen says as it said "All Hail King Loser".
"I said I would end you. And I WILL end you!" Luke hissed. "And YOU'LL BE THE ONE WEARING THAT SWEATER!"
"Okay, sure, when you're done crying over your lost birthday…" He says, walking inside.
"Okay, enough." Atticus says. There were a bunch of girls screaming Atticus's name.
Luke knew he was going to lose. He felt his confidence falling. He had a lot of confidence going into this, but he wasn't so sure anymore.
"I'm screwed…" Luke sniffed.
Meanwhile, the cosmic buddies and Adventure kids were watching this as this was on TV.
"Atticus? EEEEE, I gotta get there!" Angry Luigi says, but Alem tuber tripped him and laughed.
"Wow, Angry Luigi, you seem to worship Atticus like he's a god." Melony says.
Meanwhile, Atticus and Oliver did an amazing act as the crowd roared. They even added Patch.
Luke sat outside. He felt tears pricking his eyes.
"I…I…I…" Luke just began crying.
"Come on, we can't quit." Zee says.
"Oh, Zee…" Oliver says, showing the sweater reading "Queen Loser".
Zee calls Shane, Ollie, the cups, anyone she knows that can help Luke.
Luke just looks away, covering his face in shame.
They soon came.
"Hey, Luke, we're here to help you win. We can still win as we all know the SpongeBob act you love to do on stage…" Shane says, kneeling next to Luke, seeing the tears streaming down his face.
"Yeah, we're the greatest and most important thing." Cuphead says.
He looked sad before they helped him up.
"We have to boost his confidence back up!" Ollie says.
They show him a highlight reel, showing why he's the best.
"Y-You guys…" Luke sniffed.
Soon they arrive on stage and perform their "Bikini Bottom Day" act from the SpongeBob musical as fans cheered.
After that, Zee and Oliver got in each other's faces.
"We all know I'm winning!" they say, glaring. Dinah sighed.
"Cuppy and Mugsy!" Fans chanted.
"You heard it here! The winner is Luke Huntington!" Karen says.
"Oh, Oliver, guess what you're going to do now?" Zee says. "Ladies and gentlemen, you may want to film this moment for posterity."
Oliver Queen sighed.
"Kiss Luke's ass!" Fans chant.
Atticus and Patch covered their eyes.
"Why do humans like butt kissing? Maybe because dogs like it, I guess." Patch thought.
Zee forced Oliver Queen to kiss Luke's ass as people cheered.
"Sweater time!" Luke says. "And you better wear that on picture day, too."
Oliver Queen puts on the "All Hail King Loser" sweater, looking annoyed.
Garrett sighed after the show.
"Too bad there's trouble in New York. I hope my friends are all right." he says as the girls froze.
"Did Shredder survive?" Barbara thought.
"Listen, if your friends are in danger, they can stay here." Zee says.
Oliver Queen grumbled, leaving. He promised he'd get revenge on Luke someday as everyone laughed at him.
In New York, Kingpin was spying and saw this through a spider-cam.
"That Luke has connections with New York. He must be taken out. If he teams up with Spider-Man, I'm toast." He says.
he looks at a video of Melony kicking Rhino
"And that girl is becoming a issues" Kingpin says
End of chapter
