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!Chocolate Rain!
The town of Magnolia was quiet and peaceful until the Fairy Tail guild hall exploded with shouts and crashes. Natsu had decided that it had been too long since they all had a proper brawl and had fun - even though it was just yesterday that they had one. Natsu just entered the building, picked up a spoon, and threw it at Gray's head. It hit, and that was where they were now, throwing kicks and punches.
Natsu got punched in the face first by Gray, and the two had started to go at it. They had begun to fire off spells at each other. Thanks to the dragon and demon slayers, the rest of the guild got into the brawl. They were all battle crying, charging at one another as if they were in a war, and ripping each other's hairs out.
Erza was quick to join in on the fun, due to someone crushing her beautiful strawberry cake. Lucy tried to stay out of it like normal, but she got annoyed when more than one person almost destroyed what she was writing. She summoned Leo and sic him on them. More and more people entered the fight, and Makarov knew it was best to stop these stupid children before they destroyed the guild hall...again...
Just as Makarov lifted a giant hand into the air so he could bring it down on top of everybody, drops of brown liquid started to fall from the ceiling. Makarov looked up in confusion, but couldn't think more about what was happening as the rain started to get stronger and stronger. It had gotten so strong it was like being in a typhoon.
Everyone had stopped fighting when the rain had become stronger. The rain was coming down so hard it started to flood the guildhall. Even though that should have been impossible since it wasn't raining for that long yet. The flood swept everyone off their feet, making them cry out in surprise and confusion.
"What's going on?!" asked Lucy, as she tried to hold on to the bar for dear life.
"I don't know!" exclaimed Gray.
"Hey, what's that sound?" asked Happy. Everyone tried to quiet down to listen to what Happy was hearing, but the waves were making it difficult - until the sound got closer.
"~Chocolate rain
Some stay dry and others feel the pain
Chocolate rain
A baby born will die before the sin~"
"Who is singing at a time like this!?" demanded a frustrated Gray.
"Look!" Happy called out while pointing to the singer. Everyone saw Natsu being tossed around in the chaos of waves singing his heart out.
"~Chocolate rain
The school books say it can't be here again
Chocolate rain
The prisons make you wonder where it went~"
"Why is he singing about chocolate?!" Lucy asked, but then got knocked off the bar by a wave that carried a chair. "AHH!"
"Natsu, shut UP!" Gray shouted in anger.
"~Chocolate rain
Build a tent and say the world is dry
Chocolate rain
Zoom the camera out and see the lie~"
"I know why he's singing about chocolate!" said Wendy. "We are swimming in it!"
"We're not swimming, Wendy! You can't swim in something this strong!" Lucy said after she grabbed hold of a beam.
"It's like we're in the middle of the ocean in a thunderstorm!" said Romeo.
"~Chocolate rain
Forecast to be falling yesterday
Chocolate rain
Only in the past is what they say~"
"Is he ever going to stop!?" Gray questioned.
"If he doesn't, I'll make him!" said Gajeel.
"How?! You'll get swept away in the current!" said Levi.
"~Chocolate rain
Raised your neighborhood insurance rates
Chocolate rain
Makes us happy 'livin in a gate
Chocolate rain
Made me cross the street the other day
Chocolate rain
Made you turn your head the other way
Chocolate rain
History quickly crashing through your veins
Chocolate rain
Using you to fall back down again~"
"That's it!" Laxus cried out and sent a lightning bolt at Natsu, only he zapped everyone in the guild due to all the chocolate.
"STOP, LAXUS! YOU'RE GETTING US TOO!"
"Oops, sorry!"
"~Chocolate rain
History quickly crashing through your veins
Chocolate rain
Using you to fall back down again~"
"HE'S STILL GOING?!" everyone asked in shock.
"~Chocolate rain
Seldom mentioned on the radio
Chocolate rain
It's the fear your leaders call control
Chocolate rain
Worse than swearing worse than calling names
Chocolate rain
Say it publicly and you're insane
Chocolate rain
No one wants to hear about it now
Chocolate rain
Wish real hard it goes away somehow
Chocolate rain
Makes the best of friends begin to fight
Chocolate rain
But did they know each other in the light?
Chocolate rain
Every February washed away
Chocolate rain
Stays behind as colors celebrate~"
"NAATTTSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! SHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!"
"~Chocolate rain
The same crime has a higher price to pay
Chocolate rain
The judge and jury swear it's not the face
Chocolate rain
History quickly crashing through your veins
Chocolate rain
Using you to fall back down again
Chocolate rain
History quickly crashing through your veins
Chocolate rain
Using you to fall back down again
Chocolate rain
Dirty secrets of economy
Chocolate rain
Turns that body into GDP
Chocolate rain
The bell curve blames the baby's DNA
Chocolate rain
But test scores are how much the parents make
Chocolate rain
Flippin' cars in France the other night
Chocolate rain
Cleans the sewers out beneath Mumbai
Chocolate rain
'Cross the world and back it's all the same
Chocolate rain
Angels cry and shake their heads in shame~"
"ZEEERRRREEEEFFFFFF! WE KNOW THIS IS YOUR FAULT! SHUT HIM UP, OR ELSE WE'LL KILL YOOOOUUUUUUU!"
"~Chocolate rain
Lifts the ark of paradise in sin
Chocolate rain
Which part do you think you're livin' in?
Chocolate rain
More than marchin', more than passing law
Chocolate rain
Remake how we got to where we are
Chocolate rain
History quickly crashing through your veins
Chocolate rain
Using you to fall back down again
Chocolate rain
History quickly crashing through your veins
Chocolate rain
Using you to fall back down again~"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
The rain, the waves, and Natsu singing never stopped or slowed down until an hour later. Meaning they heard Natsu singing the same song on repeat.
The flood and rain died down, and Natsu finally stopped singing. Gray was the first to hit the pink-haired dragon slayer, telling him to not say "chocolate rain" again. There were so many times a person could hear those two words before they want to blow someone's head off.
"Hey, I found Zeref's note!" Happy called out from above everyone. They looked up to see the blue cat floating around the rafters and pulling a piece of paper off of one of them.
"What's it say?" asked Lucy.
"It says: The moment the chocolate touches Natsu, he will sing Chocolate Rain for an hour loudly while everyone is unable to kill him thanks to the flood. - Zeref"
Everyone sighed in dismay. "Thought so..." "Knew it was Zeref..." "Natsu, I hope you let us help you get him back." "I might take you guys up on that!"
"Let's clean this place up," said Makarov. "Anyone who can fly, clean the high walls and ceiling, the rest of you, clean the floors, tables, chairs, counters, and lower walls. Get moving!"
"Yes, Master!" Everyone scattered to do their part in cleaning the mess, but just as they were almost down an hour later, the rain started to fall again and flood the guildhall.
"NOT AGAIN!" Everyone shouted in horror, and they paled when they heard Natsu start singing again.
"~CHOCOLATE RAIN~!"
"ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!"
Since every one of the Fairy Tail members were busy, none of them noticed more words appearing on the note from Zeref.
Oh yeah, in case you forgot, my curses last until midnight. So it will keep repeating itself until then. Have fun! ;) -Zeref
I hope all of you got a kick out of this. I had fun writing it. Anyway, before anyone gets mad about the song, doubt anyone would though..., I will say this, all lives matter, except for those who kill for the fun of it, hurt kids, hurt animals, force themselves upon others, so on and so forth. I have nothing against black people, or anyone, not even gay people. That kind of thing never bothered me, and I never understood why it bothers others. It's none of their beeswax.
Zeref: Yeah, let's stop talking about that now. This is a crack-fic, not something to be taken seriously. :)
Natsu: Now that song is stuck in my head! D'X
Enj/Dark: It's stuck in mine and probably everyone else's too. Sorry, not sorry.
Zeref: That was the whole point, wasn't it?
Enj/Dark: I don't know, it was a suggestion.
Natsu: Please review!
