Disclaimer: I don't own Either Naruto or Dance in the Vampire.

"Ugh" Naruto said holding his head trying to solve the math problem.

Being coerced into coming to this hell , he and Mina had been split into different classes.

Though some had guessed that him and Mina were related seeing as how they were looking at him in apprehension from the corner of their eyes not daring direct eye contact.

Shaking his head at the difficult math problem he already knew he couldn't cheat because his shadows clones the idiots didn't take studying serious knowing it wasn't a life or death problem.

'Wait did I just call my self stupid?' he thought getting up moving towards the door sighing when he heard class was dismissed.

His head down he had missed Mina standing at the door waiting for him.

"What am I chopped liver Naruto?" Mina said in amusement looking at his back.

Eyebrows shooting up Naruto turned around saying " Didn't see you there Mina! Sorry."

"Don't apologize for something that isnt your fault. Now come I require your presence. "She said looping a arm around his escorting him to her temporary office.

"How was your first day?" She said curious glancing at him.

"Awful." He said in a bland voice not wanting to sugar coat it.

Mina looking up in suprise said "Really?! I thought it would be rather child's play for someone of your caliber!"

Naruto cringing in at feeling his cool, composed and powerful image withering away couldn't help but say in a bit of resentment "Well ain't like I gone use it anywhere "

Mina smiling couldn't help but humm a bit happily. She wouldn't lie and say she didn't feel a bit happy at him struggling. He had seemed so otherworldly she had been feeling inadequate in response though she was dealing with it.

Her! The Queen of Vampires! Laughable wasn't it?!

"Don't worry Naruto. I'm more than happy to tutor you during our time together! "She said joyful.

Naruto giving her a stink eye said nothing knowing this smug little vampire was enjoying getting one over him.

As they arrived at the student council office Naruto pushing the door open.

"So how was your first day of school Mina?"

Naruto said curious about her time here.

"It's not bad at all. Really lively. I'm a bit jealous honestly. To be so carefree without the wait of others lives on their shoulders. " Mina said checking herself out in the mirror letting some of her true thoughts out.

Naruto looking at her said nothing. He already knew she had a hard job though they never went into the specifics of it .

' It's not realistic to say I can get rid of her burden entirely but...If I can help her? I'll try my best.' Naruto thought glancing at his fellow students barging in.

"Excuse us!" the blonde said in urgency.

Seeing Mina glance at him in apology he nodded leaving towards the door.

"???"Naruto opening the door titled his head.

"Am I interrupting anything here?" he said as if oblivious.

Akira and Yuki Saegusa jumped away as if the other was fire.

"Ah Akira you have a bit of lipstick right here." He said pointing to his cheek.

Akira eyes widening immediately scrubbed it in a panic looking at his hand seeing nothing.

Looking back up he could only hear a chuckle with Naruto already leaving.

"Akira Kun who was that?" Yuki said holding onto his sleeve.

"...Someone really we don't want to mess with. Let's go in." He said pulling her in by her wrist.


Walking out of his room just having took a bath Naruto glanced at the quiet hall.

Walking down the hall fiddling with his new phone he thought about his rather mundane life.

'Heh you'd think living in a vampire settlement would be exhilarating but it's kinda boring? Or I guess its that school's fault or maybe I was expecting to much action.'

Really the only thing of note was Mina's little game she was playing with the students.

'Well atleast I'm learning something, I guess.' he thought looking on the bright side of things.

Sighing he stopped at Mina's door knocking getting a "Come in" as he entered.

"Mina? I'm bored." He said sitting on her bed watching her sort through Wolfgang and his clans reports.

"Is that so? Then rejoice my knight for we will be uprooting a nuisance soon enough." She said looking through Wolfgangs report idly thinking to herself.

'I'm glad I got that brat another place to stay. It would be catastrophic if he knew exactly what I approved. He can't know. Not yet.'

"Heh? I don't think I'll be relived fighting anyone here. How about we go out instead?" Naruto said looking up.

Mina blinking turned to look at him with wide eyes thinking 'I-is this his roundabout way of telling me he's intrested in me?! Is he asking me to go on a date with him?!'

Swallowing lowering her head shyly "Where do you want to go Naruto? "

"Doesn't matter. Just somewhere we can have fun I guess? We'll figure out after your done with your problem here." he said glancing at all the work she had.

Biting her lips she repressed the desire to tell him it didn't matter if they got to spend time together getting closer.

However she glanced at the reports sighing knowing it would not do to dismiss it infront of him.

Perking up hearing the ringing she picked up the phone saying "Alphonse? What's the matter? "

Her eyes shooting up a smile on her face she quickly hung up turning to Naruto saying "Come with me Naruto. With your strength we should be able to quickly resolve this matter and have time to ourselves again."

Glancing at her Naruto nodded getting up blushing when she stripped naked putting a ... small sheet on?

"Mina. Why Why?!" Naruto said completely uncomprehending what was going on in her mind.

"Why symbolism and intimidation of course!" She said glancing at him smiling taking a light twirl around him heading towards the door.

"Now let us wrap up these rabble!"


Akira in his Werwolf form glanced around at the situation.

He was damaged badly the vampires employing hit and run tactics, slowly wearing him down by coming individually and swtiching attackers each attack.

Yuki was behind him holding him back from truly going on the offensive in fear of leaving her open.

'This isn't good at all.' He said with a sinking heart.

"Dog boy. Since I'm such a gracious person ill give you a option." Jean Marais Dermaille heir to Juneau said unsheating a sword made of sliver.

"Give the girl this and let her stab you in the heart. After that I promise to let her go." He said throwing it at their feet smilling at the rush he had from out maneuvering this beast.

Yuki said nothing not looking at him but behind, with her and Akira both looking gobsmacked.

"Well. I'll let her go after she's turned. Come here girl" He said referring to the newly turned member.

Waiting he gestured again in confusion at not getting a response saying "Oi! Get over here now!"

Answered with complete silence he finally realised something was wrong as he turned around in apprehension.

And he was right to fear as his mouth dropped open in shock at seeing his memebers floating up to the ceiling in what could only be described as a humongous bubble.

"What in God's name!" The self proclaimed nihilistic vampire said in utter shock.

His eyes catching movement he turned to look seeing his Queen drop from the window gliding down.

Quickly bowing shaking " My apologies my queen for not noticing your arrival and might I say anything you wear becomes regalia beffiting your status?" He said throughly bootlicking.

"Jean Marais Dermaille Heir to Juneau... what is your explanation for this exactly. " She said circling the kneeling vampire.

"I will of course your highness but there seems to be a ...p-problem with my men. I implore your help." He said still shook.

Mina glancing up smiled before returning to a neutral look towards him saying "No need for you to worry. Just know it is my doing."

'?!' saying nothing he quickly launched into his explanation knowing it was rude to keep her waiting.

Mina listening getting more irrate at the completely nonsensical reason immediately lashed out having picked up the silver sword.

"That's enough out of you. Making my power known to the world? Royal Rule?! Glory days?!" She said glancing at him her fangs showing.

"Im surrounded by nothing more than fools. To dare use me as a justification for your power hungry trip?!" She said immediately peircing the heart of the vampire that was trying to transform as he turned to ashes.

"Hmpf even in death he leaves a odor disgusting through and through." She said scrunching her nose.

Looking towards the stunned couple she smiled saying "Akira? It would seem you have found a little mate for yourself? I'm proud it seems you've grown well."

Akira sighing as he released his transformation said "Please don't tease me your highness " as he checked if Yuki was ok.

Mina seeing they were alright immediately went to Naruto who was leaning on the door saying "You can let them down Naruto! I'll take it from here."

Nodding he did so popping the bubbles as the vampires fell hard looking at him in fear wondering if he could have kept them there forever.

"You loathsome ingrates. Pick those women up and wait outside for my followers. You will follow their orders as I order you. Now leave!" She said to the now scrambling vampires.

Turning her attention to Naruto holding his arm she said "Thank you for your help Naruto. Now what was that about a date?!"

'Date?! When did I say that?!' Naruto thought sweating.


"..." Naruto said nothing adjusting himself in the mirror.

'It feels stuffy ' he thought to himself.

Sighing walking out leaving his room he caught sight of Mina walking towards his room.

"You'll certainly never not impress huh Mina? You look beautiful" He said truthful after seeing he walk out in the long white dress with hat to match.

"Of course! As one beffiting my station should. You don't fall behind much either though Naruto." She said taking a nice long look at him.

"And ...why do you have a camera?" He said looking at the rather high tech device.

'Definitely the latest model'

"Well Naruto. This will be our first date as friends and obviously someone needs to commemorate the occasion. It is important after all." She said as he looped her arm with his.

Shaking his head he said "So where are we going?" as she had taken it upon herself to direct the date.

"Hmmm. We'll take the Yurikamome express and walk to Odaiba Seaside Park so we can get a nice view of the rainbow bridge at night. That sounds good?" She said looking up at him.

"Yep" Naruto said nodding having no clue what they were.

"Good! Now lets get a move on. Well need to take a train to get there in time."

Nodding they left being dropped off by a servant as they boarded the train together.

Sitting Naruto glanced outside the window seeing the train moving.

'Much faster than the ones back home thats for sure. '

"Hey babe. Why don't you ditch the kid and come play with us? We'll show you a good time." One of the only other passengers said accompanied by a group of 3 other men.

Naruto's face twitched but did nothing when Mina laid a hand on his arm.

"Heh?! Fuck you gonna do brat?!" Another said seeing that movement immediately getting in his face.

Channeling wind chakra he pushed them back hard as they collided with the train shaking as they looked up at the 2 brats they were accosting in fear.

Mina getting up held their mouth and squeezed there faces hard getting their mouths open seeing no fangs.

"Just humans huh?" She said sighing calling the police.

"Something bothering you?" Naruto said glancing at her as they sat back down.

"There's been a lot of missing cases in the city as of late. I got a bit exited thinking I found a lead but... I guess it was nothing" she said leaning on him.

Reaching the station the police were already there, the criminals confessing to get away from them.

After getting there statements they began leaving to there destination before being interrupted Reiko Gotoh a officer Mina knew offhand.

"Your Highness there is a urgent matter at hand please listen!"she said sweating.

Glancing at her with a frown then to Naruto and back at her she said "And what pray tell is so important that our date has to wait?"

"Your servant Veratos caught a vampire trying to turn and attack a child!" She said quickly in defense.

"...I guess that qualifies. Sorry Naruto, I'll make it up to you." Mina said as they made way following Reiko.

Naruto thinking for a second quickly brought her to the side out of view speaking with her.

2 minutes later they came back.

"Don't worry about it to much Mina." Naruto said understanding that shit happens.

"Need me to come in?" he asked getting a head shake as she raised her hand asnwering his question.

As they entered the room he was in the first thing Vera did was stake him under his jaw.

"Ack!" The man said bleeding from his mouth trembling.

Waitinf for him to regain his compsure she said " Now. All Vampires in This country should be bounded by the Oath to my family so answer me. Who is your master?"

"Heeeeh~ That's never happened before" She said in amusement seeing him struggle to not answer and succeeding.

"Where are you from? How did you escape The Bund? Do these names ring a bell, Li...Ivanovic ah there we go." She said seeing his body contort in a disgusting manner.

A explosion rang threw the interrogation room Hamaseiji immediately running in.

"Your Higness?!" He said in panic.

Vera walking in at a sedated pace said "Calm down she's alright "

The smoke leaving the words proved right when the chair Mina was sitting in and her was the only things unharmed.

" I hope you all x-ray any vampires you capture. It seems they have become fond of using plastic explosives in their stomachs. "

She said as Naruto entered.

Hamaseiji was still dumbfounded now not at the explosion but the fact that the Queen was completely unharmed.

"Any clues Mina?" Naruto said glancing at his handiwork.

"Mhm. The third clan is in on this." she said with a serious expression.

"I see." Naruto said looking down think.

'Eh who's that again?'


"Is there anything you can't do Naruto?" The real Mina said in awe as they looked at the beautiful rainbow bridge a distance away holding hands Naruto having formed a clone using her own "Chakra" after he molded it for her combining the Ying and Yang she had.

Chuckling Naruto said "Many, many things Mina trust me."

"...How was life back for you where you came from Naruto?" Mina said looking at him imploring feeling it was the right time to ask.

"Heh. What a question, want to sit down and talk about it?" He said getting a head nod.

Making her self comfortable with his hand that she forced to wrap around her and looking at him she wiggled her brows to gesture him to get on with it.

Smiling at the cute sight Naruto nodded.

" It wasn't all that bad to be honest. My parents as you already know were Minato Namikaze and Kushina Uzumaki " He started.

"My dad was really strong! And Mom too! Dad was the leader of our village and Mom the only member of her clan there."

Using 9 clones to show his next point he had them henge into the 9 bijju.

"These are legendary creatures that roamed our world each holding massive power."

"Very...Unique." Mina said her face twitching at the cute mix and matched beasts.

"Heh don't underestimate them, I can't make them to the regular size but they are big enough that we look like ants to them!" He said chuckling at her look.

Mina eyes opened wide at the thought of such massive creatures roaming.

"I assume your connected to them in some way?" She said wanting him to know she was following along.

"On the money! There a 9 of them in total and the strongest of them The Kyuubi no Kitsune was forced to attack my village."

"Forced! Someone had the power to do that?" Mina said confused.

"Yeah my dad fought him forcing him to give up control of it however after he did what do you think happened? "

"The beast was angry?"

"Mhm! He had been controlled before by another in this same persons family so he lashed out killing my parents" Naruto said sadly.

Patting his hand Mina said nothing.

"Now my dad wasn't strong enough to beat the kyuubi so what he did was sealed him away. Jinchuriki is what they called people who contained the tailed beast my mom was one and I followed her footsteps." Naruto said.

"So what do you think would happen to the child who held something that destroyed everyone's home?" Naruto asked a rhetorical question.

"He wouldn't be treated well at all. In fact I'd go out on a limb and say he was hated by most." Mina said squeezing his hand finding some parallels in her own life with what he said.

Nodding squeezing back he said" It wasn't as bad as it could be. Looking back on it if certain people were in power? You probably would never want to meet who I could have become."

"Good thing there are no what ifs huh?" She said.

Nodding Naruto moved on saying "Hiruzen the third hokage the one before my dad came back to take over for him. He treated me well considering he lost his wife in the attack aswell and while he could have done better he did more I'm still happy for what I got."

"Sounds like you miss him Naruto." Mina observed.

"Yeah. He also died for the village and never really thought much about it." He said looking at the bridge.

"Anyways you may not believe it but... I wasn't always this deviously handsome, powerful, smart ow ow ok ok Mina." he said whining when she caught his nose.

Rolling her eyes she smiled but waited for him to finish.

"Well you get the idea, I wasn't always this. I use to be pretty short, dumb, and had a short fuse too." Naruto said scratching his head.

"People didn't treat me to well so I acted out any kind of way to get them to look at me and looking back? Probably wasn't to good of a idea but I was a kid so.." He said shrugging not judging himself too harshly.

"Pulled a lot of pranks on people who treated me unfairly and I was nasty jealous of others who had more than me. Or what I thought as more anyways" He said thinking about how he used to be jealous of Sasuke.

"So you could imagine how me going to a school for ninjas went with everyone better than me and me still not catching up after years." he said sighing .

"It was really hard sometimes honestly struggling with being jealously, wanting to do better, not having any support ...and it got worse and worse until it turned around." He said seeing Mina dropping mood at hearing it.

"I failed my ninja exam because I couldn't perform a technique, a clone technique similar to the one you saw. It required control and someone like me who had massive amounts of uncontrolled energy couldn't do it." Naruto said.

And on and on he went talking about being tricked by Mizuki and him telling him the reason why he was hated.

Then to his sensei Iruka saving him and showing him he understood what he went through as he accepted him as a member of the village.

"And after defeating Mizuki with a technique I learned through the scroll, the very same clone technique I just used funny enough Iruka sensei had officially made me a ninja" he said yawning smilling as he looked down at the sleeping Mina.

'Heh? Is she a kid? Going to sleep by hearing a story. Definitely teasing her about that later.' He thought patting her head.

Looking at the camera she brought knowing she took no pictures he let a clone do so taking one of them in the current position.

Picking her up deciding it was time to get home he sighed when he heard "What cute pair of siblings!"

'Lady we are out in the middle of the night and your more concerned about us being sibilings?!' he thought jumping from building to making his way back to the Bund.


Hear me out. I know its what you're thinking, but don't worry when the 3 clans arrive Canon will be completely derailed.

I lost a huge chunk of shiz on this app and had to throw something together.

Anyways I was eye balling the New She-Ra show rather hard after seeing a fic about it.

Was thinking about a weaker Naruto who only had wood release from his new arm making a makeshit kingdom by accident as people flocked to his vicinity knowing hodrack (Forgot the name.) wasn't able to conquer it.

Anyways if you all know any obscure anime or manga I don't mind checking it out and writting something if it peeks my intrest.

You get a fic. And I get to watch something new. Win Win.

Can't be complicated like rick and morty though. Can't take place in the Naruto world either