Captain Toad happily farted while he was bouncing about quite joyfully to wherever he was going to head out to since it was a beautiful Spring day to be outside having fun in any matter, even if it was simply passing the time like the sloppy sounding fart gas in his fat ass. "Aww sweet! What a beautiful day to go for a walk! Especially when you have a lot of poots to share with the world like today!"

The Craptain Braptain laughed and proceeded to clench his fists for he stuck her tongue out, his stomach growling which was more than enough to make him shift his hips from left to side since he could feel his brown stained jeans smeared by her staining sharts rippling from the reeking ripples that occurred as a result of the wafts emerging from his bup brapping bakery; he was quick to bend over and had his bassy big butt burp out ass gas bass that sounded like a finely tuned tuba due to its deep pitched tone, with the flatulent fungi's flatus having a bit more of a wet tone to it by virtue of the fact that he was quite sweaty all over his methane making mushroom body.

"Well 1 thing is for (POOT) certain." The smelly Toad Brigade captain admitted with him fanning his stinky fumes. "I'm going to (BLORT) change my underwear~!"