I'M BACK WITH A CHAPTER 2! This story is fun to write!

Cell: Maybe for you.

...yeah. Maybe you're right.

Cell: Really?

Nope. And the first chapter did pretty well-

Cell: You haven't even hit 10 followers.

-so here's a chapter 2!

Cell: I hate my life.


Cell vs Team Four Star Nappa


Cell was standing in his arena yet again, having woke up from what was yesterday and threw his tequila bottle at the first person he saw which was a random farmer that though he could beat Cell.

Cell sighed as he felt slightly pissed. "At this point, I might as well just blow up the planet."

"Woah, I think I found a Pokémon!" A voice said.

Cell turned around as he saw a bald man with a mustache and wore what looked like armor, and what Cell immediately noted was that he looked like a Saiyan. Mainly because of the tail wrapped around his waist. The man also seemed like he was watching to many Pokémon episodes based on his earlier comment since he was looking at Cell when he said that.

"...are you high?" Cell asked as he turned around.

"Woah! It talks! Vegeta would be proud of this discovery! Because I don't think this one knows Self-Destruct," the bald man said. "I'm gonna catch you now."

Cell was feeling like this man wasn't gonna leave anytime soon. "I am not a Pokémon asshole. My name is Cell. And for the record, I techincally do know how to Self-Destruct. SO FUCK YOU!"

"Ah, that's not nice," the man said. "But since you said you're a Cell, I'll let you know I'm Nappa! And I'm gonna be your trainer!"

"Not if I have anything to say about it," Cell said. He flared his aura and Nappa didn't look shocked.

"Oh my, it's trying to use Solar Beam!" Nappa said. "I have the perfect counter though!" Nappa pulled out a Pokéball and said, "Go, Vegeta Jr.!"

Cell stopped. "What?"

Then the Pokémon released a Saibaman. "GYAH!"

"Oh no, not you again!" Cell said as he remembered when the Saibamen blew up Kermit. Thanfully, they brought the Dragon Balls.

"Now, Vegeta Jr., it's time to catch this Cell!" Nappa said. "Now, use Acid!" Upon that command, Vegeta Jr. then spat acid at Cell which Cell dodged.

"Hey! I paid a lot for this arena goddamn it!" Cell said as a hole was now in the arena floor. "And if it's a Pokémon battle you want, then fine! Go Jigglypuff!" Cell then threw his own Pokéball as Jigglypuff, his trusted ally, appeared.

"Hey man, need help?" Jigglypuff asked.

"Yeah, this asshole here want to fight me using his Saibaman, and thinks I'm a Pokémon, so we're gonna reck his ass, in a Pokémon Battle," Cell summarized. "Think you're up for this?"

"Ya man, I'm ready," Jigglypuff said.

"Good," Cell said as Jigglypuff walked a few steps ahead of Cell.

"Oh my god! It's a Jigglypuff!" Nappa said. "I met a man who wanted to trade a Jigglypuff for a Ditto. So this will be my chance!"

"Who would trade a Ditto for a Jigglypuff?" Cell questioned.

Then in a back alley where the corpses of two familiar Team Rocket members laid in a pool of blood with a beat up cat Pokémon, a man with a sack over his right shoulder with several Pokéballs in it from the people he pillaged and robbed with a revolver in his left hand as he said, "HAHA, I'M A POKÉMON SMUGGLER!"

Cell sighed. "Too bad you're not gonna get my Jigglypuff!"

Nappa chuckled. "I think..." he pulled out a Z-Crystal, "...otherwise."

To be continued...


And that is gonna be all for this chapter!

Cell: ...that smuggler is Shallot, isn't it?

I don't know. Is it?

Cell: ...

Well! That's all for this chapter! This story seems to be doing well, so that's good! I can only ask that you all leave a follow, favorite, and a review for ideas of what I should write for a next chapter for new character appearances or for a returning DevilArtemis Character. You can also vote for a returning character via the poll on my profile.

So until then, shoutouts to DevilArtemis on YouTube for the idea for this story since he inspired this whole story. And shoutouts to the person who recommended this chapter idea in the review of last chapter, Sykadelix, her idea was selcted because I needed ideas and I knew Team Four Star Nappa by heart.

So, see you all in the next chapter!