So, all of these chapters are pre-written before being posted on the (not really) official DevilArtemis Fanfiction. However, as I checked the reviews before I wrote this chapter, I saw that someone had suggested that I write Roshi vs Overhaul because of chapter 6, the Roshi Special chapter. I was surprised. I didn't think anyone realized that the arc was gonna happen or was gonna get suggested, despite it being teased. And this chapter does have a lot of things I'm not sure would appear in an average video, but it must happen to represent the importance of this arc.

And so, the arc is about to happen. Starting with-


Cell vs Overhaul (Kai Chisaki)


"Thanks again for getting me Thot-Droid 9000," Cell said to his best friend, Kermit the Frog. "It's nice to have our own coochie for the channel."

"I thought you said this was Fanfiction," Kermit replied.

"Well, yes it is," Cell said. "But she is still the coochie for the channel, regardless of if this was a Fanfiction or not."

"Which is sadly going to end today," a new voice said as Cell, Kermit, and Thot-Droid 9000 turned to see who spoke.

Cell raised an eyebrow at the man. He looked like a young adult, with brown tamed hair. He wore a beak-like mask around his mouth and nose, and also wore gloves. He wore black pants, and an open green vest that showed a white undershirt. His eyes looked like slits, probably because of the glare he was giving to Cell and Kermit. But Cell noticed that it wasn't he nor Kermit that he was glaring at. He was glaring at Thot-Droid 9000.

"Who the hell are you?" Cell asked, ready to blast the man with a Ki Blast.

"My name is Overhaul," the man said. "And I am here because I heard you are friends with the Coochie Wars legend himself, Roshi."

"What the hell does that have to do with what you said?" Kermit asked.

"Because your little coochie friend is about to lose that right," Overhaul said before he started walking forward.

"Well fuck you!" Cell yelled before he blasted Overhaul.

"Shield," Overhaul said before a barrier appeared and Overhaul was safe from Cell's attack.

"What?!" Cell was surprised by the sudden shield.

"The barrier must be his Quirk!" Kermit said.

"No, it isn't," Overhaul said. "Kurono."

Then Cell noticed that someone who was wearing a mask similar to Overhaul had snuck up behind them, and was holding a gun. "Oh shit!" Cell then threw another blast at the servant called Kurono. Another barrier appeared and protected the servant. Kurono then shot a bullet at Thot-Droid 9000, and it landed on her arm and she suddenly fell to the ground.

Cell and Kermit's eyes widened as the tits of Thot-Droid 9000 shrunk, and she became flat. Cell crouched next to the Thot-Droid. He grew angry before he slowly turned his head and glared at Overhaul

"You monsters… What the fuck did you do to my Thot-Droid?!" Cell exclaimed at Overhaul and his servants, as Kurono and another man in a black gown-like outfit and a black mask stood next to Overhaul.

"We plugged your little Thot-Droid with one of our bullets. Our Coochie-Erasing bullets," Overhaul answered. "We will lead the world into a new era. An era without Coochie!"

"Jesus Christ, where is Roshi when you need him?" Kermit asked.

"Right here," came the voice of Roshi as Cell and Kermit turned to him.

"ROSHI!" Cell said. "THESE BASTARDS ARE TRYING TO GET RID OF COOCHIE LIKE YOUR FAVORITE THOT!"

"I already know Cell," Roshi replied. "I know. Which is why I'm absolutely livid."

Cell noticed that behind Roshi was someone who he'd never seen before. "Wait, who the hell is that?"

"Oh right, meet my new girlfriend, Ibara Shiozaki," Roshi said as the vine-haired girl bowed. He then turned back to Overhaul. "And you oughta saw hello to the Devil for me you sons of a bitch."

"So, the legend himself has come," Overhaul said. "Too bad you won't be able to stop us."

"Well I have allies and resources," Roshi said as Cell stood up. "And I have powerful friends, in powerful places."

Cell then went Golden. "And I'm about to kill every single one of you fuckers."

"Kurono, prepare the escape," Overhaul said before he took off a glove. "Because I'm not dying today. BUT YOU ALL WILL! HRRRAAAAAH!" He then slammed his ungloved hand onto the ground and suddenly, spikes came out of the ground and came towards Cell, Roshi, Shiozaki, Kermit, and the Thot-Droid.

"MOISTA FISTA!" Cell exclaimed as a pizza barrier appeared around them and shielded them from the spikes.

The barrier was pelted with spikes upon spikes, and it felt like forever to the group before they stopped. When they stopped, the barrier came down upon Cell's command and they saw that most of the arena was gone, and that there were pillars of spikes surrounding where the arena once was, all pointed towards the arena like they were about to come down and attack them.

Cell went back into his base form. He fell to his knees. "The arena… it's gone…"

Kermit picked up a piece of paper off the ground. "Hey, check this out." Everyone looked at Kermit as he read, "'This is just the beginning Roshi. The Coochie Wars is far from over. As long as I am alive, your sins will never stop haunting you… we will destroy all Coochie, even without the cannon for we don't need it. We only need her.' Signed by, Overhaul."

"Well shit…" Roshi said.

There was an uncomfortable silence. Cell stood up before pulling out his phone and dialing a number. He heard the person he dialed pick up. "Black… gather the team."

"Code: Black?" Goku Black asked on the opposite side of the line while he gave his son Damira (the official name for the baby! I just decided the name based off the fusion name for Mira and Dabura in Dragon Ball Fusions) his bottle while Towa slept in a recliner.

"Code: Black," Cell answered. "We have a war on our hands."

"Alright. I'll tell my wife," Black answered before Cell hung up.

Cell looked at Roshi. "You said you have friends and allies?"

"Yep. And we're gonna need all the fucking help we can get…" Roshi said. "For the second war has started. Oh yes, it has…"

"So, now what are we going to do?" Kermit asked.

"Well, I better call Jesus, and then my friend who was working on this case about Overhaul and his gangster group," Roshi said.

"Very well," Cell said. "This war might be the most dangerous one yet… Hopefully we can stop them. Otherwise…" He didn't need to finish his sentence.

"I know Cell… I know…" Roshi said as he patted Cell's back.


Rosehi: The Coochie Wars 2 has begun. Oh yes, it has…

Luckily, we have a team of professionals to handle it.

Cell: I'm ready. I'm fucking ready!

Looks like someone is ready for once…

Cell: I thought it was gonna be stupid. But this… it's unforgivable!

Indeed. So let the war begin.