Let the chapters begin.

Cell: That's it?

Yep. I just want to get to the chapt-and nevermind! I have something I want to talk about!

Cell: Okay. He isn't gonna skip the beginning.

So, after thinking about it, I have decided to maybe to a serious Pokémon/DBZ fic based off the adventures of T4S Napp and Cell, but while it is still in Galar, it's gonna be in the Crown Tundra DLC. I ain't gonna write the entire fucking main story of Sword and Shield, because I don't have time for that and I got a bunch of fucking stories already. Not to mention I'm plotting the rewritten version of The Two Sucessors. So if anyone here wants me to continue Cell and Nappa's adventures, tell me to do it in the reviews.

Now, onto the chapter. This one is a bit of a quirky one though…


Cell vs My Little Pony


Cell glared at Kermit as they stumbled upon a random town. "This is all your fault Kermit."

"I didn't mean to crash land us in a random timeline Cell," Kermit said.

"WELL YA FUCKING DID IT ANYWAYS!" Cell yelled. "We don't know where we are! We don't know what year it is! And we don't know who the fuck is in this gay looking town! So you better pray that I don't get even more pissed, because I'm in a pissy mood right now!"

"Well, we can ask for the great tech masters of this town for assistance, and then we'll go home," Kermit replied before seeing someone walk towards them. "See, here is a local. Excuse me-... oh my fucking god."

"Hello strangers," the pink horse said. "I'm Pinkie Pie! What brings you to our peaceful town?!"

Cell glared at Kermit, reminding him about what he has done. "This stupid frog of mine has crashed us in this fucking timeline, and we need to find someone who can fix our Time Machine, so we can go the fuck home, because he was a dumbass and got us stranded."

"That's some pretty power language!" Pinkie Pie replied. "But I'm sure that Twilight can help you! She's really smart!"

"Is she a human?" Kermit asked.

"What the fuck is that?" The horse questioned.

Cell glared at Kermit again, extremely mad, and kinda wanting to hurt something right now. Kermit nervously laughed. "Um… yeah… nevermind… say, do you have any machines here?"

"Besides light bulbs and cotton candy machines, nope!" Cell then stepped forward, before kicking Pinky Pie into the air. "I can see my house from here!" She then flew into a cloud, before exploding something in it.

Cell then glared at Kermit again. "YOU FUCKED UP KERMIT! WE'RE STRANDED IN THIS WORLD WITH FUCKING TALKING HORSES! AND CLOUDS THAT BLOW UP!"

"I'm sorry senpai. Please forgive me," Kermit begged while looking at the ground.

"On one condition," Cell said.

"What is it?" Kermit asked.


An hour later


The town was then on fire and filled with the screams and galloping of the many ponies that lived in the town, all of which were fleeing with their lives as Kermit used his AK47 with extendo mags to kill the ponies of the village as Cell watched on cold, bitter amusement. "This is what you bitches get!" Cell yelled


This chapter was short like most of the non-serious ones. Also, I fucking hate My Little Pony. Especially Pinkie Pie.

Fuck Smile HD and Cupcake HD. And FUCK EVERYTHING RELATED TO MY LITTLE PONY!