Merry Christmas to all!

Cell: Ho Ho Ho! I'm scared for my life.

If it helps, you have the week off until the New Year.

Cell: Wait. I do?!

Yep!

The Perfect Christmas

At Cell's Arena, there was snow all around the arena for miles. And in the middle of the arena was a giant Christmas Tree with ornaments and candy canes handing on the branches of it.

In the arena was a collection of characters of the DevilArtemis Universe, from main characters like Cell and Kermit, to side characters like Shallot and Ugandan Knuckles, to characters who are jokes like All For One and Spider-Man.

But everyone had gathered to put aside their beef with Cell and such, and they gathered to celebrate Christmas together before they all decide to try and murder Cell.

Or worse.

"Merry Christmas to you all," Cell began as everyone in the arena looked at the bio-android. "Now, I would like to say a few things before we begin with the buffet that Black managed to get out here."

"I suppose we can wait of few minutes before we eat Christmas dinner," Frieza said.

"Yep. I got all the time in the world," Roshi agreed in the chair he sat in, Ibara Shiozaki sitting on his lap who was nodding in agreement with him.

"First, I would like to say that I'm glad everyone could come and enjoy Christmas here in my arena despite the fact that most of you hate me and wish to kill me," Cell started. "It means a lot that everyone would come together and celebrate with me here in my arena."

"Once it hits 12 am and it's the 26, I will personally rip out your heart before destroying you once and for all," All For One commented. "But I am willing to put that aside since Santa has given presents out yet."

"Indeed. I will personally also try and kill most of you all since you all will do the same," Cell agreed. "Second, it's been over half a year since Lego started the DevilArtemis Universe Fanfiction. I still hate him for bringing us into the crappy world called Fanfiction, but I am forced to comply since I can't stop him. So I would reluctantly want to toast to him." He then raised his glass of tequila into the air. "So fuck Lego."

"Fuck Lego!" Everyone cheered as they also raised their glass into the air.

"Now, seeing as we are here, I would like to make the announcement that I wish to make on behalf of the people who will be participating in the raid on the Shie Hassaikai's base," Cell continued. "Awhile back, my arena was raided by Overhaul, who we know is named Kai Chisaki. He came here and announced that he was going to start the Second Coochie War, being on the side trying to destroy it. I would hope that some of you would be alarmed by this and wish to help us try and kill him since he's planning on destroying Coochie."

"Ya know, I mainly came here to break Kermit's legs, and then snap his neck," Spider-Man admitted. "But seeing as I am in a relationship with MJ, I'm gonna join your little crew and break Overhaul's neck instead."

"While my plan on turning all Anime Waifus transgender was just meant to be a joke, this is unforgivable!" All For One exclaimed. "Consider the League of Villains on your side as well."

"Well, time to end another war," Obito Uchiha said, also going to join the raid.

Cell was surprised. "Okay, I didn't expect so many people on wanting to join in on the raid. But who am I to reject all this help. Welcome aboard!"

"And on a side note," a voice suddenly said before some of the many characters made a path for Lego as he suddenly walked up to Cell and stood by him, "I would like to say that since this is Christmas, I am putting this story on hold, so you all can have some off time!"

"Wait, you're giving us a vacation?!" Kermit exclaimed.

"Of course!" Lego smiled. "I'm a kind man! And I got too many stories to focus on, so I might as well since these chapters are meant to be a minute or two long. But of course, you guys are coming back once it's the New Year."

"Well, that's not that bad of a break," Shallot said before shouting, "HAHA, WE'RE GETTING A VACATION!"

"Yes. Yes you are." Lego smiled before checking his watch. "Well, looks like it's time to end the chapter."

"Already? That was quick," Cell remarked.

"Well yes, but it's Christmas! So you all should get some off time," Lego replied. He then turned to face the reader. "Thanks for tuning in. I hope you all enjoyed this chapter and I hope you all have a Merry Christmas!" He then pulled out a festive colored sword from his pocket before everyone in the DevilArtemis Universe shouted together.

"HAVE A MERRY CHRISTMAS!"

"HAHA, MERRY CHRISTMAS!" Shallot yelled on his own.