*is sitting in chair drinking apple cider in a coffee mug* Ah… this is the life… lazing about and doing absolutely nothing with a bunch of not finished chapters written. Ah…
Cell: *opens door* Yo, I'm back bitch!
Wait, what?! Is it already-?!
Cell: Yep! Time for more chapters!
Fuck! I wanted you to be gone for awhile! But… *sighs* Whatever… ONTO THE FAN-SUGGESTED CHAPTER!
Cell vs Dragon Ball Super (Canon)
It was your average day in West City, if you counted for the fact that someone was literally flying over the whole city and landed in the backyard of Capsule Corp. This man was known as Goku, the savior of the Earth for his whole life time. And the universe a few times but that's not that important.
"Yo, Vegeta!" Goku said as he raised his arm in his usual way of greeting people as he walked up to the Prince of all Saiyans. "Is Whis here yet? I'm getting really excited for training under him again!"
"He's not here yet," Vegeta replied. "If he was, you would've known."
"I know, I know," Goku said. "But I don't see why the Gods of Destruction and the Angels had to have a meeting. I mean, I didn't think they did have meetings."
"Well it must be over something important, like 17's wish to revive all universes." Vegeta looked up at the clouds from where he leaned against a pillar of a small shaded table area. "Whis told us about the other 6 universes Grand Zeno erased. Those universes must have also been revived by 17 during the Tournament of Power…"
"Oh! That would make sense!" Goku laughed like he normally did. "Man, thinking about it makes me feel excited!" He and Vegeta then stopped as they sensed something and they turned to see a Time Machine with the word 'Simp' on the side of it appear in the backyard of Capsule Corp, in the very middle.
"What in the hell?!" Vegeta questioned as they felt the energy of what was in the Time Machine. "There is no way that is Trunks! He couldn't have gotten this strong!"
"Unless he trained under Whis in his time," Goku replied. "Because that power is really high!"
The lid of the Time Machine then opened, causing the two to be surprised at who they saw exit it.
"Ah, it seems we're home Kermit," came the voice of Perfect Cell of the DevilArtemis Universe. "And in West City too! Hopefully we didn't miss the West City Westerns versus the East City Orphans."
"Yeah, that would suck," Kermit agreed as he hopped out right next to Cell.
"What… what the hell?!" Vegeta exclaimed. "Cell?!"
Cell then looked at Vegega. "Oh, hey Vegeta! Do you think you can get Bulma to fix me and Kermit's time machine? Kermit broke it when we accidentally ended up in the world of some super gay-ass ponies who's town we completely destroyed."
"Who do you think you are, appearing in my home thinking I'll let my wife fix your Time Machine?!" Vegeta growled. "And how the hell did you get a Time Machine?!"
"We got off EBay, like we said Vegeta," Kermit answered. "And are you made because Cell has fucked your wife once?"
"Wait, Cell did what to Bulma?" Goku asked, completely clueless as to what Kermit meant. "And who are you? And why're you with Cell? Are you a bad guy like him?"
Cell then looked at Kermit. "Kermit, I think we're in the wrong universe."
"Yeah, that would explain why Goku doesn't sound more stupid than he does, why Vegeta sounds more agitated because of what I said you did to Bulma," Kermit agreed.
"I'll send you to Hell Cell! Because you and your frog's comments aggravate me more than you used to, and I will have the satisfaction of getting revenge for nearly killing me all those years ago!" Vegeta shouted as he immediately went to Super Saiyan Blue.
"We won't let you destroy the Earth Cell!" Goku said while also going Super Saiyan Blue. "We're even stronger than the last time we fought! For we are Super Saiyan Gods!"
Cell just simply stared at them before sighing. "Look, your Super Saiyan Blue forms are impressive and all, but you both don't stand a chance against me."
"Prove it! HAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Vegeta shouted before he punched Cell in the stomach, but it did absolutely nothing. "What?!"
"I told you, you don't stand a chance against me," Cell repeated before Vegeta started pelting Cell with Ki Blasts.
"Die!" Vegeta shouted as he fired off a Galick Gun at Cell.
A dust cloud appeared, and Vegeta thought he defeated Cell. "3 out of 10," came the voice of Cell as the dust dispersed, disappointed at the attacks Vegeta delivered. "That was pathetic."
"But! But!" Vegeta was speechless. "How the hell are you able to keep up with me?! How are you still alive?!"
"I'm not from this timeline or universe," Cell explained. "I'm from the DevilArtemis Universe, which is definitely not this shithole, and I am only asking for you to help me fix my Time Machine, and I'll leave you all alone."
"The last time you said that, you were going to do that after you blew up the planet!" Goku retorted. "We can't trust you!"
"Yet you trusted Frieza for the Tournament of Power," Cell retorted back. "Frieza! And you say you can't trust me?"
Vegeta and Goku were silent. "He does make a good point," Vegeta finally said.
"And he doesn't want to fight or kill us…" Goku added.
"Fine! I'll get Bulma to fix your Time Machine," Vegeta said while reverting to base form with Goku.
"Thank you Vegeta," Kermit said.
"Now we just have to wait for tomorrow, and then we'll be back in the DevilArtemis Universe, and we'll finally deal with the Second Coochie War," Cell said to Kermit.
Vegeta and Goku were confused. "Um, what do you mean, 'Second Coochie War'?" Goku asked Cell.
Kermit and Cell looked at each other before Kermit pulled out a tape. "Thank god we have this tape about the First Coochie War," Kermit said.
"This will explain a lot," Cell answered, about to make Goku and Vegeta regret asking about the Coochie Wars.
Next chapter, we're gonna continue with the Coochie War Arc! Starting with Cell vs Sir Nighteye!
Happy New Years everyone!
