Dragon Ball Super Friends

Episode 3

Meeting

"Alright, this official non-canon Dragon Ball Super Friends meeting is now in order," Cell said to his friends as they gathered at the picnic table outside of the Dragon Ball Super Friends Apartment. "Roshi, begin the meeting."

"Alright, so as we know," Roshi began, "Lego has blessed two of us with a soul mate well the rest of us are single as fuck. This is a matter brought up by Zarbon that we should discuss, or so he said."

"Why yes, we should indeed help Cell and Frieza try to find their soul mates while they're at the prime of their youth," Zarbon said. "That, and Cell really needs to stop bringing random females to the apartment…"

"Oh well I'm sorry the DevilArtemis Universe runs off of anime titties," Cell argued. "Can't a guy have some fun in his life?!"

"You have way too many anime chicks appear in the videos that we need to solve this issue," Black said.

"I agree," Frieza said.

"Whatever! Skip to the next important issue," Cell shouted, not wanting to deal with this.

"Alright… um…" Roshi looked at the list he had. "Potential candidates for people we could add to the Dragon Ball Super Friends."

"Anyone but Hisoka and Shallot," Cell said. He looked at Zarbon. "I'm sorry, but we can't have two Zarbons in the apartments, even if it means it's safer in the apartment. I just don't want to hear moans every night."

"I understand Cell," Zarbon said, though he did seem a little disappointed.

"How about Juan?" Black asked.

"I mean, we could invite him, but he'd probably be too busy with his Latino wrestler business, soooo…" Cell looked to the side. "Yeah…"

"How about Kaggy?" Roshi suggested, before Cell glared at him. "Okay, fine. No Kaggy."

"What if we brought more fan based characters into the apartment?" Black suggested. "Like my girlfriend Towa."

"We could, but that's just asking for more weird ass shit to happen," Cell said.

"How about a demon hunter?" Roshi said. "Like the Winchesters."

"Who?" Cell questioned.

"You know what, nevermind," Roshi said.

"We could leave the fans to decide," Zarbon suggested.

"Who the hell would they even suggest?" Cell asked.

"Slick Goku, Prince Vegeta, and probably Emo Gohan," Roshi answered. "Maybe that SMG4 fellow too."

"The moment we invite SMG4, is the day I die," Cell retorted, clearly wanting to drop this topic too.

"What about Kermit and his brother Cermit with a C?" Roshi asked instead, making Cell pause.

"No, that would just make the chapters more like the Cell Vs chapters where random people start showing up at the apartments," Black said. "No thank you."

"Well, any other points of interest we should talk about?" Roshi asked.

"Lunch," Frieza said simply.

Everyone then looked at each other before they all shouted, "PIZZA!"

Everyone tell me who you want to see in the DBS Friends Apartment and I'll try to make some things happen. Also, reread the chapter and look for the things that stand out.

I'm applying a few references as to who we may encounter in a later chapter...