This was planned for the longest of time. We're talking before Overhaul Arc.

Cell: Jesus, that is a long time!

Yep!


Cell vs Sam and Dean Winchester (Supernatural)


"Alright Sammy, it's time we killed a demon," Dean told his younger brother Sam as they hid behind a small hill, Dean holding up a pistol.

Sam looked at Dean dryly. "And the demon we're killing is…?"

"Perfect Cell," Dean answered. "It's time we killed him and stopped the Cell Games."

"Dean, they've been over for years now! And there is no way we can kill him, he took out the freaking military!" Sam argued though it was pointless.

"Shut it Sammy! That's irrelevant and you know it!" Dean retorted, which made Sam sigh.

"You know what, if you die, I'm going to simply say I told you so," Sam told his brother, no longer caring.

"Fine," Dean said before he began to walk towards Cell.

Meanwhile in the arena, Cell was arguing with Kermit.

"Kermit, we are not inviting Hisoka to the Super Friends! I can not put up with two Zarbons!" Cell told his best friend.

"Are you saying you're willing to put everyone there at risk?" Kermit asked.

"No, I'm saying that I can't have Zarbon and Hisoka 'fix' Zarbon's problems all fucking night!" Cell shouted as Zarbon and Hisoka moaned in the distance.

"Well then have them move into a nearby house," Kermit suggested.

"That's not gonna work you asshole," Cell told Kermit.

"Cell!" Cell and Kermit looked to see Dean Winchester holding a pistol at them, but more at Cell. "I'm here to kill you!"

"..." Cell looked at Kermit. "So you wanna take this guy or is it my turn?"

"I'm pretty sure we're at a draw, so how about we Rock Paper Scissors?" Kermit suggested.

"Fine," Cell said, before looking at Dean. "Can you give us a sec? Thank you."

And so the two began to play Rock Paper Scissors while Dean watched before he fired a shot into the air. "Can you stop thinking I'm a joke and actually cower in fear?!" Dean shouted at them while pointing the gun at them.

"Oh shit, he means business Cell!" Kermit remarked.

"You don't think I know that?" Cell replied dryly as they raised their hands in surrender.

"Finally. Now prepare yourself Cell," Dean said. "For your death!" He then pulled the trigger at Cell's head, but the gun stalled. "...oh shit."

Cell then blasted Dean and a large explosion appeared as Dean was killed and sent into the mountain he and Sam were hiding behind, while Sam smoked and watched Dean's body ragdoll. "I told you to reload it, and you said you only needed a shot. Probably should've thought twice about that bro." Suddenly Chuck fell from the sky, also dead and a hole in his chest. "...well shit."

"Are you with him?" Cell asked Sam.

"Yeah, but I told him he wouldn't win," Sam told Cell before looking at Dean's body. "I told you so."

"So… are you homeless or something?" Cell asked.

"I mean, kinda," Sam answered.

"Would you like to be a member of the Dragon Ball Super Friends?" Cell asked. "You look like you can do something."

"Sure," Sam said before taking another drag of his cigarette and blowing smoke. "Beats having to run around and look for a place to live while relying on the favors from a dead man."

"Really, you'll invite a stranger but not Hisoka?" Kermit remarked.

"I am not housing two Zarbons," Cell stated firmly while slightly glaring at the muppet.


At least Dean did something. Also, Sam's position was decided a long time ago too.

Cell: I will not house two Zarbons.

…I'm gonna piss you off a lot.