The end of the arc before we get into a crappy next one, which I will wait a whole lot more time for because I'm gonna post chapters weekly, minus when there's a serious arc going on, and I want to write more DevilArtemis.

Other than that, I'd like to say thank you for Talespinner69 for featuring in this chapter, and I suggest to all of you DAU fans who like this fic to go check out his story "The many escapades of Zarbon" which is another DAU fic, and is well worth a few moments of your time. Seriously. It's golden.

Cell: You and Tale do way too many crossovers.

I pointed this out to him, all he said was he had a lot of free time. And he won't be the last and only one I do a crossover with.

Cell: ...I'm scared.

You haven't even met Dragon yet, which is a good thing.

Cell: Who the hell is Dragon?!

Raid on the Shie Hassaikai

Part 2!

"So, why the hell are we standing around while Sir is bleeding to death?" Lemillion asked the rest of the DAU usuals and other YouTube based content creators' creations, as they just watched Lego and Chisaki duke it out like dumbasses.

"Because watching Lego fight," Cell began, "is fucking hilarious!" Truth be told, it is what one would honestly expect from a weeb. Cell then laughed as Lego attempted a roundhouse kick followed by an uppercut when Chisaki put up a wall and Lego wall ran to avoid face planting.

"This, is beyond pathetic," Chisaki stated bluntly as he stared at the author, who was in Ultra Instinct. "How the hell can one be in a state of Ultra Instinct, and be fucking trash at fighting?! Aren't you a god?!"

Lego shrugged and reverted to his base state. "Who even said I was in Ultra Instinct and not trying to look cool?"

Immediately, everyone just looked at him like he said something down right stupid.

"Why the hell are you all authored by this dumbass?" Emo Gohan asked Cell and company, before the ones in question just looked at him and then at the author.

"Uh, not to question your abilities though that is exactly what I am doing and I am not sorry in the slightest," Roshi began. "Shouldn't you be super cool and be really fucking strong?"

Lego rolled his eyes. "Who said I was even trying? Or just stalling?"

"Why the hell would you even stall?!" Chisaki questioned before behind him a crash was heard as a beam of light struck the ground through the roof of the closed off underground area, a hole now leading to the surface.

There stood Shiranui Sunsaga, a Level-10 Monster from Yu-Gi-Oh. The only difference about him was that he wasn't riding a flaming horse and his sword was sheathed on his back. That, and he had a belt with several different Pokéballs on his belt.

"So, I'm looking for someone who calls himself Lego," the Shiranui Sunsaga stated while looking around. "Also, is this the DAU?"

"This is the DAU non official fanfic written by a cringe ass author," Cell began, before pointing at Lego. "And your wanted dumbass is right there."

"Thanks Cell," the Shiranui Sunsaga said before walking over to Lego. "So, you requested help?"

Lego smiled and pulled out his phone which said, "Distress Signal, I might need help against an immortal" on the screen. "Yep," Lego said. "Thanks for coming Tale."

"It's no problem. Also, I have weighed my options," Tale said as he stood next to Lego, with his hand close to his belt while he turned to face Overhaul who began to look extremely agitated.

"Some monster from Yu-Gi-Oh?" Overhaul questioned. "He won't help you, even with some Pokémon!"

Lego eyes shifted so it looked like he was probably smiling under his mask.. "That's what you'd like to think."

Tale grabbed a Pokéball off of his belt. "Let's end this quickly."

Lego nodded, before grabbing one end of his mask. He ripped it off of his face while yelling, "Persona!"

Tale threw out the Pokéball and shouted, "Let's do this Tsukune!" The Pokéball brought forth a Pokémon, or the species known as Palkia.

"Seth!" Lego shouted while summoning a black dragon Persona, identified as Seth, the Egyptian God of the Desert, Chaos, and Evil.

Tale looked at Lego interestedly. "You can summon these Personas by ripping off your mask?"

"Yeah," Lego answered. "Would you prefer it if I used an evoker?"

Tale simply raised an eyebrow at that. He shook his head. "Anyways, Seth?"

"You'd be so surprised by how many types of Personas there are," Lego replied. "That, and Seth is arguably one of my favorites." Overhaul threw a hand to the ground while they were in the middle of their conversation and spikes shot out towards the two. Lego shouted out, "One-Shot Kill!" He then winced as Seth shot out a blast from its mouth which destroyed the spikes with an explosion. "Let's move into the kill!"

Tale nodded. "If we get an opening, Tsukune can send him into a black hole with Spacial Rend."

"Sounds good to me," Lego said, before Seth returned to his mask. "Let's go." Lego pulled out a sword and rushed forward towards Overhaul, who nearly sent spikes at him again. Lego jumped over some of them as he continued his advance and flew towards Overhaul, ready to cleave him into two.

Overhaul dodged and began to run away from Lego with his hand on the ground, sending more spikes towards Lego. Tale shouted out to his Palkia, Tsukune, "Use Power Gem!" At this command, four gems appeared around Tsukune and at the Pokémon's war cry they shot out beams that destroyed the spikes.

"Goddamn it!" Overhaul shouted as he dodged one of the beams that targeted him. "Why the hell is Coochie so important?! Why do you all care so much about it?!"

"I mean," Lego began. "I'm more or less fighting to fight and because with these dudes dead I can't make content and cringe that everyone likes or just sees and goes, 'Okay', and I could care less about this war since it doesn't really affect me or Tale's world."

"I'm mainly here because someone apparently can't handle an immortal," Tale admitted while looking at Lego dryly. "Seriously, you don't need me."

"It's called a reassuring appearance, and also a 'I owe you one later'," Lego replied.

Overhaul rolled his eyes at this. "Not the point!"

"Well for starters young man," Roshi began. "You can't destroy Coochie. It's the very thing that holds this world together. Without it, the DAU, the world of the author, and damn near every universe out there wouldn't stand a chance at living."

"That's rich," Overhaul retorted. "Especially coming from the man who had the largest Coochie Empire on the planet."

"What?" Roshi questioned, confused as to where this was going.

"I see where this is going," Tale commented.

"Why do you think I hate you old man?" Overhaul questioned. "And this whole world?! Why do you think I'd rather be gay instead of being straight?!"

"You're making no sense, whatsoever," Cell called out.

"Butt out of this! This isn't your business!" Overhaul retorted at Cell. "This is a private matter between family members!"

Tale sighed and said, "Saw this coming."

"I mean, it was pretty obvious," Lego remarked.

"Wait, what?!" Roshi questioned.

"I am your son, Roshi!" Overhaul said.

"God fucking damn it!" Roshi shouted. "So, who was your mother then you sick little-?!"

"Roshi!" Lego shouted at the Turtle Hermit. "Your favorite Thot!"

Roshi's eyebrows were raised at that before realizing just what was going on. "No fucking way!"

Overhaul began to laugh tauntingly. "That's right Roshi! I am your son! And your favorite thot's son at that!" Overhaul walked in front of Roshi while raising his hand above his head, and then said. "Now watch as the whole world crumbles, and all the Coochie is des-"

"Tsukune, Spacial Rend," Tale called out to his Palkia. "Send him into a black hole. Or the Dead Zone."

Overhaul looked over from where he stood in front of Roshi and said, "Wait, n-!" And then he suddenly disappeared, and peace was restored.

"It's over?" Cell asked. "Just like that?"

Lego nodded. "Yep. Peace has been restored to the DAU, for good this time."

Tale looked at Lego as he returned his fabled Palkia back to it's Pokéball. "Did you really need me?"

Lego shrugged. "Again, reassuring appearance. Plus, I don't have that much control over the DAU here, even if it is a knockoff." Tale nodded, satisfied with that answer. "If it helps, we can hold a barbecue to celebrate the end of the first arc of this fic."

"It should be fun," Tale replied.

"Why aren't we helping Sir?!" Lemillion cried out as Sir Nighteye was bleeding out.

And so peace was restored to the DAU, with all of the participants of the raid given therapy for the incident involving One Piece, as well as permission to attend a barbecue that Lego was hosting.

Cell looked around his arena, the very area said barbecue was being held. "Why are we holding the barbecue here?" Cell asked Lego, who was holding two kebabs.

"It's the most notable and easiest to access area," he replied, before using his wrist to lower his mask and eating some of his kebabs.

"Ya know, this really is a great party," Kermit commented, before a shadow hovered over him, and he looked up to see Tale's Mewtwo, Yonfour, floating over him. "Oh, hey Mewtwo." Yonfour only glared at Kermit before Kermit suddenly began to float in the air before getting sent flying into a mountain.

Tale didn't fail to see this, even though he was taking care of the other Pokémon he had brought, not to flex that he had some powerful Pokémon but because Lego was fighting an immortal and requested aid, all of which included his Palkia Tsukune, Yveltal Fangfang, Groundon Kurumu, Reshiram Ruby, and his Solgaleo Zyuoh, the last one wearing MLG shades that had the same effect as the Pokémon held item Blackglasses. "Probably found out about Jigglypuff," Tale assumed.

Lego saw Kermit get sent flying, and laughed. "Funny," was all he said.

"Listen up you bitches," Prince Vegeta said to everyone there from the DAU. "This was a royal waste of my time, and while this party is nice, why the hell were we even brought to the raid when we didn't do shit?!"

"Because we didn't know Overhaul was immortal and Roshi's son," Emo Gohan replied.

"Yo, where is that old man?" Slick Goku asked.

"It is a bit odd that Roshi isn't here," Cell commented.

"Oh, he's been arrested," Lego said bluntly. "Because 1, Overhaul was his son and because he orphaned Overhaul as well as killing his mother, Roshi is facing charges for those. At best, we'll see him in the next Dragon Ball Super Friends chapter. 2, he led the raid and as such when me and Tale were occupying Overhaul and Sir Nighteye bled out, he was responsible for his death. Oh, and 3, Ibara Shiozaki is a minor while Roshi is roughly 340 years old. So, there are charges for that."

"Hot damn, just what other crimes has Roshi committed?!" Zarbon asked.

Tale chuckled. "I'm surprised you aren't going to have a side arc trying to rescue Roshi by getting money to bail him out of prison."

"That's ripping off 'The Many Escapades of Zarbon', and I'm trying to be more original than that," Lego said. "Though this is a parody of a parody, I'm not making it have a parody of a parody from the first parody."

"That makes no fucking sense," Cell said.

"God doesn't make sense," Lego replied. "And yet they perfectly do."

Shout outs to Talespinner69, his story 'The Many Escapades of Zarbon', DevilArtemis, and just about everyone else who was references in this. I own no properties in this work other than myself, the bullshit plot, and the fake gun we'll use to hurt Shallot.

Shallot: Please don't.

*shoots him anyways*

Shallot: OW, MY FUCKING SHOULDER!

I didn't ask for this, but consider it vengeance for shooting me when I chose to spare you honestly in your mini-interactive 'Shallot's Revenge'.

So you all next chapter.